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LoungeMachine
10-01-2007, 05:15 PM
Birthday threads are Ghey, we know.....

But before signing on as a Mod, one Guitar Shark, our resident Attorney at Large, requested [demanded] that 1 [one] birthday thread dedicated to his honor be placed in Non no less than once per anum.

We have now fulfilled that obligation.

If you don't wish to see further litigation befall this fine site, please pass along your Birthday Wishes to the douche......


Happy Beerday, Counselor.

:gulp:

FORD
10-01-2007, 05:23 PM
Be it hereby acknowledged that party of the first part wishes party of the second part a Happy Beerday, but shall not be held liable for any arrests or damages resulting from said Beerday celebrations or activities.

http://homepage.mac.com/alexfrix/files/page0_blog_entry77_2.jpg

knuckleboner
10-01-2007, 05:36 PM
just remember that the song "happy birthday" is licensed by ASCAP, so no singing! (well, unless GS represents you on an hourly basis, in which case, sing away...)

Coyote
10-02-2007, 08:36 AM
I'll skip the technical mumbo-jumbo:

Happy B-day, GS!

Hardrock69
10-02-2007, 09:11 AM
Woohoo!

Happy Bufday, counselor!!!


http://i20.tinypic.com/29ej28w.jpg

Ally_Kat
10-02-2007, 01:57 PM
http://files.myopera.com/salventura/blog/matlock.jpg

Happy birthday :)

Nickdfresh
10-02-2007, 02:44 PM
Happy birthday...

:D

http://www.gta-series.com/it/lcstories/eastereggs/lionelhutz.jpg

ALinChainz
10-02-2007, 03:24 PM
Happy Birthday Sharky ... sustain yourself celebrating.

http://www.fantasyoutlaws.com/images/dennycrane.jpg

ThrillsNSpills
10-02-2007, 07:18 PM
:birthday: to the Counselor whose name inspired a car accessory.

http://www.bock.co.za/images/latest1/carmattpvc.jpg

ALinChainz
10-02-2007, 10:19 PM
http://www.fantasyoutlaws.com/images/shark.jpg

Hyman Roth
10-03-2007, 12:09 AM
Clarence Darrow for your birthday thread:

http://e.photos.cx/Darrow-d06.jpg

Dan
10-03-2007, 01:36 AM
Happy Birthday G.S.

MAX
10-03-2007, 06:15 AM
I seem to find this pic a bit more approproiate whilst describing Sharky...

http://www.seinfeldonline.com/jackie.jpg

Seriously,

Sharky, you're one of the good guys and have been a STELLAR friend to myself for many years now.

Who loves you baby? ;)

Congrats Deddi!!!

I hope you have an epic day and (mushy shit alert) thanks for being such a great friend cos me lubz you!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

- J

Northern Girl
10-03-2007, 08:09 AM
Have a great day, young man!


:birthday:











I've always had a secret crush on Sharkie. Don't tell him. :p

thome
10-03-2007, 09:45 AM
Never -EVER- talk to a Lawyer or a Doctor without mentioning a case or some ailment that has befallen you or, "I know this guy" or "this friend of mine," should immediatly follow any introduction of these
-Type- of people.

They LOVE IT.

Happy B-Day,<(you say)..then>" oh your a Lawyer"...(shake hands or in this case pectoral fin). "What is your rulling on the wording of the -Light the Torch- ailment -These Guys- are suffering from, let me put it this way, I know this sentence this guy told me about and it goes like this...

"To be lit when the VH Reunion announcement is made. Of course this is a "Dave Only" torch."

Then try to sway him with a statement of - pic play -style "offence,"This -Dave guy- is actually in a band called Van Halen."

Then just stare at him ...:confused: ...<like that(wait for a reply they love the preasure)

Then just before he responds... counter play,turn your head and yell loudly," blue 37!!! BLUE 37!!!"

Then say..

"The Dave guy in the band sais it's not a reunion it's a new band because one of the founding members is not working for the Van Halen name"

Follow up with, "However Dave is in Van Halen ."

Then ask him if you can get a ruling on this play on words.

Then go back to this:confused: :gulp:

bueno bob
10-03-2007, 10:33 AM
What an excellent turn of events!

Happy birthday, G...

Guitar Shark
10-03-2007, 07:18 PM
LOL! Thanks guys...

Personally I think I identify most closely with Lionel Hutz.

LoungeMachine
10-03-2007, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by MAX
I seem to find this pic a bit more approproiate whilst describing Sharky...
Seriously,

Sharky, you're one of the good guys and have been a STELLAR friend to myself for many years now.

Who loves you baby? ;)

Congrats Deddi!!!

I hope you have an epic day and (mushy shit alert) thanks for being such a great friend cos me lubz you!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

- J

Welp, if this thread wasn't ghey enough to begin with.....

It's officially Code Pink now. :blow:

Susie Q
10-03-2007, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Birthday threads are Ghey, we know.....

But before signing on as a Mod, one Guitar Shark, our resident Attorney at Large, requested [demanded] that 1 [one] birthday thread dedicated to his honor be placed in Non no less than once per anum.

We have now fulfilled that obligation.

If you don't wish to see further litigation befall this fine site, please pass along your Birthday Wishes to the douche......


Happy Beerday, Counselor.

:gulp:

This was grate™! Very funny!
Lounge, you are up there in the funny ranks of the all time grates™

By the way...Guitar Shark...Happy Birthday, may the VH torch never be blown out. :)

LoungeMachine
10-03-2007, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by Susie Q
This was grate™! Very funny!
Lounge, you are up there in the funny ranks of the all time grates™


Flattery will get you everywhere with me, hun.



Originally posted by Susie Q
By the way...Guitar Shark...Happy Birthday, may the VH torch never be blown out. :)

Oh, screw him......

We were talking about us.... ;)

:gulp:

Susie Q
10-03-2007, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Flattery will get you everywhere with me, hun.




Oh, screw him......

We were talking about us.... ;)

:gulp:


Muwhwhahahaha!!:bottle:

rustoffa
10-03-2007, 08:13 PM
Happy birthday!!!

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Guitar Shark
10-03-2007, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Oh, screw him......


Shouldn't you be at R&R Fantasy Camp right about now? ;)

LoungeMachine
10-03-2007, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Shouldn't you be at R&R Fantasy Camp right about now? ;)

:D

It's recess right now, but after that we're having Tapping 101 followed by a short film on Groupies and STD's.

Tonight is beans and franks !!

:gulp:

Nickdfresh
10-03-2007, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
LOL! Thanks guys...

Personally I think I identify most closely with Lionel Hutz.

I knew it!

http://dvdtoile.com/ARTISTES/1/1930.jpg

diamondsgirl
10-03-2007, 10:12 PM
http://www.celtic-1.org.uk/HappyBirthdayKidsShark250Hi.jpg

jhale667
10-03-2007, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by FORD
Be it hereby acknowledged that party of the first part wishes party of the second part a Happy Beerday, but shall not be held liable for any arrests or damages resulting from said Beerday celebrations or activities.

http://homepage.mac.com/alexfrix/files/page0_blog_entry77_2.jpg

I concur. :D

Polk High
10-13-2007, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I knew it!

http://dvdtoile.com/ARTISTES/1/1930.jpg

after wiping the birth mark off of gorbichev's head

Sweet Irony
10-14-2007, 07:33 PM
Whoa, I missed the old coots bday?!

So, sue me! :)



Happy Belated GS.....Hope all is well in the Pacific Northwest!
I feel like Ive known you since you were in high school--
At this rate, Im gonna live to see your retirement party!

ALinChainz
10-17-2007, 11:31 PM
Borrowing Shark's thread for a shout out to Dave's PA Rental.

Our resident Red Sox mod and member of the baseball hall of fame.

:bottle:

diamondD
10-18-2007, 01:21 AM
Crap, how'd I miss this?

Happy belated birthday Bob!

http://www.bobsagetisgod.com/lordbob.jpg