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Ellyllions
10-09-2007, 06:37 PM
And this time he's got a strange gleam in his eyes.

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Can't WAIT to see this!

Love Tim Burton
Love Helen Bonham Carter
Love Period flicks
LOVE ALAN RICKMAN

But, an "evil" Johnny Depp?
I'm in.

LoungeMachine
10-09-2007, 06:41 PM
Chick flick.

Would require the promise of noogie to drag me to that.....

:gulp:

Ellyllions
10-09-2007, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Chick flick.

Would require the promise of noogie to drag me to that.....

:gulp:

You gotta vagina?
If not, then what are you doing looking at a thread for girls?

You and your weeiner get out now!

LoungeMachine
10-09-2007, 06:44 PM
You start a thread with the word GIRLS in it, and expect us to stay out?

Might as well have thrown us raw meat.....

:gulp:


But I'd rather go with you to a bikini waxing than this 2 hour turd.

LoungeMachine
10-09-2007, 06:47 PM
Love Tim Burton - BIG FISH

Love Helen Bonham Carter - BIG FISH

Love Period flicks - EWWW


LOVE ALAN RICKMAN - DOGMA


Speaking of "period flicks", I'd need to check the calendar before we go see this, hun...


:gulp:

LoungeMachine
10-09-2007, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions


But, an "evil" Johnny Depp?
I'm in.


My gift to you, Ell......

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:gulp:

Ellyllions
10-09-2007, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine



Speaking of "period flicks", I'd need to check the calendar before we go see this, hun...


:gulp:

I'll just meet you after the movie.
;)

LoungeMachine
10-09-2007, 07:00 PM
:D

blonddgirl777
10-09-2007, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
... But, an "evil" Johnny Depp?
I'm in.

Ho, YOU Elly!
You'll have to fight me over, young lady! :matrix:

Johnny Depp is MINE... ALL MINE!!! :lol:
















You can always have Mathew Mac Conhehey! :D ;)

blonddgirl777
10-09-2007, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
I'll just meet you after the movie.
;)

Beware!
You can have Lounge too... but NOT his avatar! :p

blonddgirl777
10-09-2007, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
... You and your weeiner get out now!

:lol:

You crack me up!


I always said it... some guys just know where to hang out (weeiners in) to "get the girls"! :p

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Ho, YOU Elly!
You'll have to fight me over, young lady! :matrix:

Johnny Depp is MINE... ALL MINE!!! :lol:


You can always have Mathew Mac Conhehey! :D ;)

Funny, I didn't see your name anywhere on Johnny last night.
;)

But really, you'd banish me to the man with the freakishly short arms?
How cruel.

:p

About Lounge, I just know exactly what buttons to push to get him to shut up. :D

Anonymous
10-10-2007, 07:59 AM
By being a huge Johnny fan AND posting in this thread, does it make me gay?

I hope not.

Hello, ladies. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

binnie
10-10-2007, 08:19 AM
I'm actually looking forward to this film, being a huge Alan Rickman and Helena Bonham Carter fan (for very different reasons).

I really don't care if people think that films like this are "chick flicks", I enjoy most types of movies to be honest.

As a result, neither myself or my penis will beleaving this thread in the near future.

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 08:22 AM
Boys, don't make me post a naked male body in here...

binnie
10-10-2007, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Boys, don't make me post a naked male body in here...

Ok, you've found our weak spot....

Anonymous
10-10-2007, 08:29 AM
Be serious, Elly. You and BG posting on a thread and you expect every man in the Army to stay away?

Why don't you wish for peace on earth while you're at it?

Besides, it's no big deal:

I'm a Depp fan.

Binnie would hit Helena. (Probably.)

Lounge... well, I'm not saying anything without my lawyer.

I bet the rest of the Army won't post here.

Yeah, right.

Cheers! :bottle:

binnie
10-10-2007, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker


Binnie would hit Helena. (Probably.)



Damn right - one of the people I have a seriously weird obsession with.

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Be serious, Elly. You and BG posting on a thread and you expect every man in the Army to stay away?

Why don't you wish for peace on earth while you're at it?

Besides, it's no big deal:

I'm a Depp fan.

Binnie would hit Helena. (Probably.)

Lounge... well, I'm not saying anything without my lawyer.

I bet the rest of the Army won't post here.

Yeah, right.

Cheers! :bottle:

It's all in good fun, hun.

Susie Q
10-10-2007, 08:59 AM
mmmmmmm.......Depp. :)

GOD I tell ya!! Almost makes me have an orgasm just saying his name!

sorry....I just got super moist all of the sudden :o

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 09:04 AM
LOL, Susie.
Go change those panties. Nothing worse than dealing with wet panties all day.

I showed hubby this trailer last night and he said, "I'll bet you think that's sexy don't you? You do realize that there would be a lot of competition for him, right?"

I responded, "Honey, half the women in the world would settle for 5 minutes alone with Johnny Depp. But all of the women in the world would settle for 2 minutes alone with Jack Sparrow!"

It's not so much Johnny for me...it's some of the characters he's played. He really does well in getting into character.

Susie Q
10-10-2007, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
LOL, Susie.
Go change those panties. Nothing worse than dealing with wet panties all day.

I showed hubby this trailer last night and he said, "I'll bet you think that's sexy don't you? You do realize that there would be a lot of competition for him, right?"

I responded, "Honey, half the women in the world would settle for 5 minutes alone with Johnny Depp. But all of the women in the world would settle for 2 minutes alone with Jack Sparrow!"

It's not so much Johnny for me...it's some of the characters he's played. He really does well in getting into character.

That's the thing Elly. Every interview I see with him he is very intelligent, humble, confident, caring, and respectful. Not only is he VERY easy on the eyes, he grabs a hold of your heart strings as well. He is a superior actor who brings ANY character he plays to life.

P.S. I am going to want more than 5 minutes, I can get 'er done in about 20. :p

binnie
10-10-2007, 09:32 AM
I think you girls need to take a cold shower or something....

Y'all in heat today.....

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 09:41 AM
pretty much...

It's rutting season.

(the deer hunters will get that)

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
.

(the deer hunters will get that)

The Deer Hunter.

Now you're talking about a movie


:cool:

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 12:24 PM
He's making Edward Penis-hands???

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
The Deer Hunter.

Now you're talking about a movie


:cool:

Wouldn't trade my copy for all the gold in the world.

(um...slight exaggeration there)

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by Susie Q
mmmmmmm.......Depp. :)

GOD I tell ya!! Almost makes me have an orgasm just saying his name!

sorry....I just got super moist all of the sudden :o

Photo's please!!!

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 12:30 PM
Can't for the life of me understand why you don't get more women, Nate...

You're so smooth.

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Wouldn't trade my copy for all the gold in the world.

(um...slight exaggeration there)

Twas filmed up here in my neck of the woods [Mt. Baker]

classic flick.

:cool:

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
[B]Funny, I didn't see your name anywhere on Johnny last night.
;) ]

:eek:
It's right there... on his... well... ya know...!!! :D

bastardog
10-10-2007, 12:45 PM
I look forward to this movie just because.......errmmm.....because.....
because all the rotharmygirls are looking forward to it. :)






(was that enough so the ladies let me hang out in this thread?)

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
... About Lounge, I just know exactly what buttons to push to get him to shut up. :D

Please PM me with those exact words... they might come handy sometimes! :o

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
By being a huge Johnny fan AND posting in this thread, does it make me gay?...

Hell NO!
It makes you a smart guy who knows where to find the girls... :D

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by bastardog
I look forward to this movie just because.......errmmm.....because.....
because all the rotharmygirls are looking forward to it. :)






(was that enough so the ladies let me hang out in this thread?)

asskisser

bastardog
10-10-2007, 12:48 PM
I really think that Depp makes all his movie characters some kind of gay manners......... (I mean it not in a bad way)
maybe that is what you ladies like of him

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Boys, don't make me post a naked male body in here...

BOYS... Go ahead... Make her!!!
I dare you! :D :D :D :p

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
asskisser

Good Boy!

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
:eek:
It's right there... on his... well... ya know...!!! :D

Naw, it wasn't. I looked there extra good.

What works on Lounge?
Just flirt with him a little and he skedaddles.

:D

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by bastardog
I really think that Depp makes all his movie characters some kind of gay manners......... (I mean it not in a bad way)
maybe that is what you ladies like of him

Bad BAD boy...
Now get out! :mad:


There is absolutely NOTHING gay about Johny!
Sorry... not him... ;)

bastardog
10-10-2007, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
asskisser
don't we all are wen girls are involved? ;)

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by bastardog
I really think that Depp makes all his movie characters some kind of gay manners......... (I mean it not in a bad way)
maybe that is what you ladies like of him

Now I can see the possibility of Edward Scissorhands, and Willie Wonka...but there is nothing gay about Jack Sparrow.

But I couldn't explain what in the world excites me about a Jack Sparrow. Just that something does.:)

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Naw, it wasn't. I looked there extra good....

Those damn tatoo removals! :(

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Can't for the life of me understand why you don't get more women, Nate...

You're so smooth.

No prob getting them. Just getting the wrong ones!

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by binnie
I think you girls need to take a cold shower or something....

Y'all in heat today.....

YOU (Mr. "I'll hit anything") again... with the cold showers! :rolleyes:
I'll take one when you do... and NO... NOT together! :o

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 12:54 PM
Are you kidding me?

Sparrow is such a flamer !!

You just see what you want to see, through your steamed-up glasses, sweetie.

s'okay. You're allowed.

But he put the swish, in the swash[buckle]

:gulp:

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
He's making Edward Penis-hands???

I saw this one and got very disapointed... it wasn't him in it! :confused:

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 12:56 PM
Depp is cool. But the last "Pirates" was a bummer!

bastardog
10-10-2007, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Bad BAD boy...
Now get out! :mad:


There is absolutely NOTHING gay about Johny!
Sorry... not him... ;)

I think I pushed the wrong button

I'm not saying he is gay....... I say that use some kind of gay manners for his characters....but not that the characters were gay

Come on and tell me that you don't think Jack Sparrow has some gay mannerism.....his not gay but has mannerism (again...I mean the character not the actor)

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
... But I couldn't explain what in the world excites me about a Jack Sparrow. Just that something does.:)

I hear ya!
It's a girl thing...

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
No prob getting them. Just getting the wrong ones!

I told you, look for the adam's apple.

Stop picking up trannys and you won't have such bad luck.

:gulp:

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by bastardog
... Come on and tell me that you don't think Jack Sparrow has some gay mannerism.....his not gay but has mannerism (again...I mean the character not the actor)

No... not to me!

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Are you kidding me?

Sparrow is such a flamer !!

You just see what you want to see, through your steamed-up glasses, sweetie.

s'okay. You're allowed.

But he put the swish, in the swash[buckle]

:gulp:

No he's not, no he's not, no he's not!
*thumbs in ears and hums*

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I told you, look for the adam's apple.

Stop picking up trannys and you won't have such bad luck.

:gulp:

:lol:

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 12:59 PM
or a bad taste in your mouth...

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I told you, look for the adam's apple.

Stop picking up trannys and you won't have such bad luck.

:gulp:

Hate when that happens!

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I saw this one and got very disapointed... it wasn't him in it! :confused:

I'm staring in the next one, they just finished my plaster-Caster!!

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I'm staring in the next one, they just finished my plaster-Caster!!

Heard you were "cast" as Mini-me.

Remember, there are no small parts, just small members...

bastardog
10-10-2007, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
No... not to me!

You won....... he's the man ;)

But the other pirates would had hit kiera Knightely without giving her dumb boyfriend a chance.......just my tough

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Heard you were "cast" as Mini-me.

Remember, there are no small parts, just small members...

NOW I KNOW WHY THEY WANTED ME IN THE MOVIE!

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 01:11 PM
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blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 01:11 PM
Eaven in "Blow" and "Fear and loating...", when they tried to make him look ugly...
We still see him as the hottie that he is!

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 01:13 PM
Thick eyeliner has never looked so good!

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 01:13 PM
Speed, now that's a movie!!!!!

lol.

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Thick eyeliner has never looked so good!

I should send you some pics I have.....

I kept maybelline in business for years...

:gulp:

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777


"Fear and loating...", when they tried to make him look ugly...


hey :mad:

Warham
10-10-2007, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I should send you some pics I have.....

I kept maybelline in business for years...

:gulp:

Did you and Dee Snider use the same product line? :D

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 01:19 PM
Boys + eyeliner = orgasm

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 01:23 PM
Poison roadie?

binnie
10-10-2007, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
YOU (Mr. "I'll hit anything") again... with the cold showers! :rolleyes:
I'll take one when you do... and NO... NOT together! :o

How about a warm shower then? :D

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by WAR
Did you and Dee Snider use the same product line? :D

Please :rolleyes:

I wouldn't have been caught dead in blue eye shadow...

But a little lip gloss worked every time. :p

*sings* When I wake up, in my makeup....

:gulp:

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by binnie
How about a warm shower then? :D

Blonddgirl777:

How are we going to continue our secret affair when you are taking showers with Binnie??

Lol :)

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Poison roadie?

Before you mock them, be warned...

The avg Poison roadie got more tail than you in your wildest wet dreams....

trust me.

:gulp:

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Before you mock them, be warned...

The avg Poison roadie got more tail than you in your wildest wet dreams....

trust me.

:gulp:

Going back to the dam DIO thing again. But Def Leppard tops them all, remember the behind the music?

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Before you mock them, be warned...

The avg Poison roadie got more tail than you in your wildest wet dreams....

trust me.

:gulp:

I'd sure hope so!

I was like 10!

binnie
10-10-2007, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Blonddgirl777:

How are we going to continue our secret affair when you are taking showers with Binnie??

Lol :)

:D

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
hey :mad:

Sorry but sweatty/greasy comb over doesn't do it for me! :(

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 01:35 PM
Wow, I'm sure working hard today....

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I should send you some pics I have.....

I kept maybelline in business for years...

:gulp:

Go ahead... post them!
You know what it'll do to Elly... ;)


The first night I met my husband, I went over to his place and he wrote me his phone # (on his unemployement cheque stub) with an eyeliner...

Some said I should have ran... I said "Nothing but Yeah!"
Tells you a lot about the non-materialist Rocker chick I was (and still am)...

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Boys + eyeliner = orgasm

Calling ALL boys that ever wore eyeliner... come on... be honest!
And... POST YOUR PIC!

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Blonddgirl777:

How are we going to continue our secret affair when you are taking showers with Binnie??

Lol :)

Not to worry...
Binnie will try... and I will always refuse! ;)

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777


The first night I met my husband, I went over to his place and he wrote me his phone # (on his unemployement cheque stub) with an eyeliner...

Some said I should have ran... I said "Nothing but Yeah!"
Tells you a lot about the non-materialist Rocker chick I was (and still am)...

God, we should hang out!
LOL!

binnie
10-10-2007, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Boys + eyeliner = orgasm

Really?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/01/George_narrowweb__300x394,0.jpg

:D

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
God, we should hang out!
LOL!

We'd have fun at dinner with a bottle (or more) of wine, that's for sure!

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by binnie
Really?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/01/George_narrowweb__300x394,0.jpg

:D

Binnie... don't... just DON'T do this to us again! :mad:

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by binnie
Really?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/01/George_narrowweb__300x394,0.jpg

:D


You'd hit it.

:gulp:

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 01:49 PM
I'll tumble for ya!

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 01:49 PM
Now, Bin hun, let's not get excited.
That's not even a real human.

binnie
10-10-2007, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Binnie... don't... just DON'T do this to us again! :mad:

Sorry, couldn't resist.


Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You'd hit it.

:gulp:

Ha Ha!!

I consider myself owned.

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 01:55 PM
Is a Culture Club tour next?

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 02:00 PM
We seemd to have strayed a bit off topic......

Warham
10-10-2007, 02:03 PM
Can't say I've used eyeliner, but I've used fingernail polish.

:)

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 02:04 PM
What were we discussing?

Oh yeah, BG wants photos of all Roth Army boys who wears or have worn eyeliner.

How you gonna get outta that?

;)

Warham
10-10-2007, 02:10 PM
Speaking of pictures, I can't remember ever posting a picture of myself around herem except for that partial one I used for an avatar. Maybe I'll have to break that long-standing rule someday. It's all about the mystery.

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by WAR
Can't say I've used eyeliner, but I've used fingernail polish.

:)

Hellooo, siggy. :D

Anything other than clear or black, and you're ghey.

That's all Im sayin....;)

Warham
10-10-2007, 02:27 PM
No, I used black.

Colors are very GHEY.

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 02:34 PM
whew, had me worried....

Toenails too?

:gulp:

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 02:38 PM
Dodge, weave, duck.

BG, they're using the most sophisticated evade tactics they know.

Warham
10-10-2007, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
whew, had me worried....

Toenails too?

:gulp:

Please.

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Dodge, weave, duck.

BG, they're using the most sophisticated evade tactics they know.

:D

They're onto us, these crafty wimmins...


PM yes,,,

Post? nope.

:cool:

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by WAR
Please.

Dont knock it....

Next time you're in for your waxing, get a ped.

:gulp:

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 03:05 PM
A man who waxes... (except for the unibrow and the back)...
Now THAT's gay!

Arms, legs, chest... GAY!

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Dodge, weave, duck.

BG, they're using the most sophisticated evade tactics they know.

Don't they all...??? :o

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
A man who waxes... (except for the unibrow and the back)...
Now THAT's gay!

Arms, legs, chest... GAY!

WAR has a bit of a fur problem on his back, bg

He's very sensitive about it...

Be nice.

You've heard of a uni-brow?

He has a uni-back.

Shhhh.

:gulp:

Warham
10-10-2007, 03:24 PM
haha!

Not me. That Native American blood in my veins keeps my back hair free. :)

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by WAR
... back hair free. :)

The way it should be!

Sorry guys but you ALL (maybe except for Binnie) hate women with hairy legs...
We wax those legs... you wax that back!

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 03:51 PM
I prefer women to be well trimmed and groomed, so I return the favor...

Too much info?

Oh well..... :D

:gulp:

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
A man who waxes... (except for the unibrow and the back)...
Now THAT's gay!...

I must add... top of hands and fingers... :(
When I see that, I think "poor wife"! :(

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 03:52 PM
Also... nose and hears hair is only acceptable on (60 +) elderlies!

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I prefer women to be well trimmed and groomed, so I return the favor...

Too much info?

Oh well..... :D

:gulp:

That's very polite and considerate...

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 03:54 PM
But again... I can only speak for myself... SOME women like the Burt Reynolds/Ron Geremy type?

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 03:56 PM
How did a beautiful Johnny Depp thread turned into an ugly Hairy Ron one?

Ho... I guess it's my fault!

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 04:01 PM
harry hands???

who cares?

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
harry hands???

who cares?

We can imagine how your palms got that way....

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
How did a beautiful Johnny Depp thread turned into an ugly Hairy Ron one?




You women can't help yourselves..

Never fails.

I could start a thread on the clubbing of baby seals and you 2 would turn it around to sex. :D

:gulp:

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You women can't help yourselves..

Never fails.

I could start a thread on the clubbing of baby seals and you 2 would turn it around to sex. :D

:gulp:

And as usual... you'd all be complaining about that! :o :p

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 04:06 PM
I have hair on the top on my hands, I could care less. But a big forest down south is a no-no.

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
... the clubbing of baby seals...

Although, THAT stands more chances of becoming a "Kanuck bashing" thread! :o

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I have hair on the top on my hands...

A good pair of tweezers; $10.00
A hair-free man's hand; Priceless! :D

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
A good pair of tweezers; $10.00
A hair-free man's hand; Priceless! :D

Na, I like it. Girls don't mind.

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You women can't help yourselves..

Never fails.

I could start a thread on the clubbing of baby seals and you 2 would turn it around to sex. :D

:gulp:

...and that is why you're still posting in here my friend...

Oh, btw....why is my pm box empty?
:D

SparkieD
10-10-2007, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
A man who waxes... (except for the unibrow and the back)...
Now THAT's gay!

Arms, legs, chest... GAY!

Explain Dave's chest these days:eek:

SparkieD
10-10-2007, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Now I can see the possibility of Edward Scissorhands, and Willie Wonka...but there is nothing gay about Jack Sparrow.

But I couldn't explain what in the world excites me about a Jack Sparrow. Just that something does.:)

Give me just a few seconds with Jack, and they will have to sound the tsunami sirens.

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 06:41 PM
Yeah, Really...why wax your arm's and hands??

Lqskdiver
10-10-2007, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
WAR has a bit of a fur problem on his back, bg

He's very sensitive about it...

Be nice.

You've heard of a uni-brow?

He has a uni-back.

Shhhh.

:gulp:

If I were you, and I'm glad I'm not, I wouldn't exactly be talking.

http://members.tripod.com/pease/winger/kip1.jpg

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 06:47 PM
Yeah, Really...why wax your arm's and hands??

Lqskdiver
10-10-2007, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by SparkieD
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Now I can see the possibility of Edward Scissorhands, and Willie Wonka...but there is nothing gay about Jack Sparrow.

But I couldn't explain what in the world excites me about a Jack Sparrow. Just that something does.

It's funny, but this actual topic has actually been addressed by Depp.


[Johnny] Depp says he was intrigued by a scholarly work titled "Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition." "I liked the idea of [Jack] being ambiguous," he tells Mark Binelli in the new summer double issue of Rolling Stone. "Because women were thought to be bad luck on ships. And these pirates would go out for years at a time. So, you know, there is a possibility that one thing might lead to another. You're lonely. You have an extra ration of rum. 'Cabin boy!'"

SparkieD
10-10-2007, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Lqskdiver
It's funny, but this actual topic has actually been addressed by Depp.

Don't you blaspheme in here, Boy!

Lqskdiver
10-10-2007, 07:04 PM
Oh, come on! As if it would make any difference to many women if Johnny's been plugged.

It doesn't seem to bother him.


Umm...ewww....

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 07:07 PM
So now we've come to the point int the thread where we determine if Capt Jack Sparrow is a pillow-biter, or a power-top?

All Army, All Night....

:gulp:

bastardog
10-10-2007, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by Lqskdiver
It's funny, but this actual topic has actually been addressed by Depp.

Girls.......I told you

Lqskdiver
10-10-2007, 07:16 PM
Hmm. my pic seems to have mysteriously been broken from it's hotlink.

Those damn PR guys...

Ellyllions
10-10-2007, 07:18 PM
I could make him do both....

And Yes I do care if Depp has been plugged!

LoungeMachine
10-10-2007, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
I could make him do both....

!

I have no doubt 'bout that, either....

You could make me wear dresses....

:gulp:

Warham
10-10-2007, 07:31 PM
Kip In Drag!

Lqskdiver
10-10-2007, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by WAR
Kip In Drag!

What the hell?!

http://www.ofingidor.blogger.com.br/kipwinger.jpg

Northern Girl
10-10-2007, 07:51 PM
There was a guy that posted here that looked like Depp. His name was DaveIsKing.

Here's his band: http://www.myspace.com/skavengers

Anonymous
10-10-2007, 08:06 PM
Jaysus!

4 pages long already?

I bet Elly did a "Girls only" thread on purpose.

This'll probably have more hits than The Muff Thread.

Cheers! :bottle:

Northern Girl
10-10-2007, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by WAR
Can't say I've used eyeliner, but I've used fingernail polish.

:)

I have a picture of that! ;)

Warham
10-10-2007, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
I have a picture of that! ;)

:)

I'd send you any pictures you want.

NATEDOG001976
10-10-2007, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Jaysus!

4 pages long already?

I bet Elly did a "Girls only" thread on purpose.

This'll probably have more hits than The Muff Thread.

Cheers! :bottle:

Muff Thread has like 15 billions hits..lol.

Northern Girl
10-10-2007, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
There was a guy that posted here that looked like Depp. His name was DaveIsKing.

Here's his band: http://www.myspace.com/skavengers

Doesn't really look like him in the videos, but the voice sounds the same. I don't know.

Northern Girl
10-10-2007, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by WAR
:)

I'd send you any pictures you want.

Well, I don't ask for much. :)

blonddgirl777
10-10-2007, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by SparkieD
Explain Dave's chest these days:eek:

Sssssshhhhh.....:eek:
You'll get me banned from the Army! :o

NATEDOG001976
10-11-2007, 02:29 AM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Sssssshhhhh.....:eek:
You'll get me banned from the Army! :o

Dave chest hair fell out!

binnie
10-11-2007, 04:45 AM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777


Sorry guys but you ALL (maybe except for Binnie) hate women with hairy legs...
We wax those legs... you wax that back!

Well, hairy legs are a no-no. However, I did once sleep with a girl who had quite a considerable moustache....

binnie
10-11-2007, 04:48 AM
This has turned into an amazing thread!

blonddgirl777
10-11-2007, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Dave chest hair fell out!

UFF!

YES... That's it! :o

blonddgirl777
10-11-2007, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by binnie
Well, hairy legs are a no-no. However, I did once sleep with a girl who had quite a considerable moustache....

So... moustache is more acceptable than haiy legs?

:confused:

binnie
10-11-2007, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
So... moustache is more acceptable than haiy legs?

:confused:

Well, I'm not saying that. There was no logic in my decision: the girl had a hot body and I was very drunk!

Redballjets88
10-11-2007, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Love Tim Burton - BIG FISH

Love Helen Bonham Carter - BIG FISH

Love Period flicks - EWWW


LOVE ALAN RICKMAN - DOGMA


Speaking of "period flicks", I'd need to check the calendar before we go see this, hun...


:gulp:



helen bonham carter in fight club.

NATEDOG001976
10-11-2007, 03:30 PM
Jared Ledo?

NATEDOG001976
10-11-2007, 03:31 PM
Never talk about fight club at the army...lol

RULE #1

bastardog
10-11-2007, 04:36 PM
girls aren't allowed to have hair other than in the top of the head. That's it

Ellyllions
10-11-2007, 05:01 PM
That's something I can't do. I've done it, and HATED it.

What's it like, well, shave your armpits some time and don't put on deodorant. It'll be all sticky and weird. Then as the hairs start to grow in it gets prickly, and then even more prickly sticking to your clothing and such. Once the hair is back out, there's a huge difference.

Nope, no hardwood floors here.
We likes a little bit of carpet.

LoungeMachine
10-11-2007, 05:10 PM
Landing strips are hot.

Or the little hitler tuft.

From the sublime, to the surreal, this thread brought to you by our little Elly....

:gulp:

NATEDOG001976
10-11-2007, 05:22 PM
Had them all. My old girlfriend always shaved bald, kinda liked it.

Warham
10-11-2007, 05:43 PM
I'm not a fan of flossing twice at night.

NATEDOG001976
10-11-2007, 05:48 PM
Flosing with pubes!

NATEDOG001976
10-11-2007, 05:48 PM
:)

Ellyllions
10-11-2007, 06:45 PM
But a man MUST have hair down there.
MUST!!!

Warham
10-11-2007, 06:55 PM
Well, yeah!

NATEDOG001976
10-11-2007, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
But a man MUST have hair down there.
MUST!!!

Gotta trim that shit though!

Warham
10-11-2007, 07:08 PM
The whole reason for pubic hair is padding, so that there's some cushion when you are doing it missionary style.

If one person is missing the padding, the other person MUST keep theirs for safety!

Since women like to shave, well, it's up to the man to be responsible.

Lqskdiver
10-11-2007, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
That's something I can't do. I've done it, and HATED it.

What's it like, well, shave your armpits some time and don't put on deodorant. It'll be all sticky and weird. Then as the hairs start to grow in it gets prickly, and then even more prickly sticking to your clothing and such. Once the hair is back out, there's a huge difference.

Nope, no hardwood floors here.
We likes a little bit of carpet.

While I like a little bit of carpet in the living room, I do prefer it to be a table rug and not wall to wall shag.

Also, absolutely no carpet at the front door. Not even a welcome mat.

NATEDOG001976
10-12-2007, 02:23 AM
Nice.

I like It all really.

I like to go down to the deep south.

Humid and wet.

Col. Angus!

binnie
10-12-2007, 03:57 AM
Very few women can pull off a hardwood floor.

Landing strips are the way forward.....

blonddgirl777
10-12-2007, 09:06 AM
I like the hardwood floor but my husband doesn't. He sais it looks too childish and kinda weird...
Landing strip gets everyone's vote, I guess!

That and the tanning lines...
Men are so easy to please!

Anonymous
10-12-2007, 09:44 AM
I don't care much for tanning lines, and your husband is right about the hardwood floor thing.

If Freud was alive, he'd probably say people who like fully shaved vaginas have subconscious pedophile tendencies.

Landing strips rule, but I'm more of a bermuda triangle man, meself.

Cheers! :bottle:

Ellyllions
10-12-2007, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker

Landing strips rule, but I'm more of a bermuda triangle man, meself.

Cheers! :bottle:

I'm a bermuda triangle fan.
My French descent would allow for the "Buckwheat in a headlock" look. So careful attention must be paid to squealch that.

Tan lines are also preferred in my household. Hubby says that it's like highlighting the best parts. LOL!

Greatest thread ever.

See boys, a little Johnny Depp goes a LONG way.

blonddgirl777
10-12-2007, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
... "Buckwheat in a headlock"...

?

Anonymous
10-12-2007, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
My French descent would allow for the "Buckwheat in a headlock" look.

I'm with BG on this one. What in blazes is this?

Cheers! :bottle:

blonddgirl777
10-12-2007, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
...careful attention must be paid to squealch that...

You tell ME!
When 8 months pregnant, I tried to get it waxed... bad, BAD idea!
I almost had a heart attack on her first pull, she had to stop.

Then, I tried doing it myself (as I always do) but because I couldn't see a thing, it ended up being like skinning a baby seal...

Did I suffer and regret doing that? :o
... (and who cares at 8 months anyway?) :rolleyes:

Coyote
10-12-2007, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I'm with BG on this one. What in blazes is this?

Cheers! :bottle:

Use yer filthy little mind... :D

Ellyllions
10-12-2007, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I'm with BG on this one. What in blazes is this?

Cheers! :bottle:

Imagine what it would look like if your woman had "Buckwheat" the "Little Rascals" character that Eddie Murphy used to play on SNL, in a headlock (wrestling move where you squeeze the opponents head either in the crook of your elbow or between your thighs until the opponent taps out).

Use your imagination....:D

Here's "Buckwheat"
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Buckwheat-Magnet-C11750430.jpeg

Anonymous
10-12-2007, 10:29 AM
Ah, found it:

From Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buckwheat+in+a+headlock):

1. buckwheat in a headlock

taking down a girls pants to find an incredible mass of pubic hair

Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.

Ewwww, Elly... :(

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
10-12-2007, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
headlock (wrestling move where you squeeze the opponents head either in the crook of your elbow or between your thighs until the opponent taps out).

Hey, I know this! I'm training wrestling. :mad:

Cheers! :bottle:

Ellyllions
10-12-2007, 10:32 AM
LOL!
Tell me you didn't laugh!

Anonymous
10-12-2007, 10:34 AM
Yes, I did.

But your image is now forever soiled in my mind... :(

:D

Cheers! :bottle:

Ellyllions
10-12-2007, 10:38 AM
Did you skip the whole part where I said that I take great care to squealch that?

LOL!

Or have you just assumed that I might have to use jheri curl on my pubes?

(I crack me up)

Anonymous
10-12-2007, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Did you skip the whole part where I said that I take great care to squealch that?

Ok, it's restored.

Hmmm... Elly...


Originally posted by Ellyllions
Or have you just assumed that I might have to use jheri curl on my pubes?

Hang on! You've done it again! :(

:D :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

Lqskdiver
10-12-2007, 12:44 PM
'buckwheat in a headlock'...hadn't heard that one before, but I caught it's meaning right away.

:D

scamper
10-12-2007, 12:46 PM
congratulations, one of the most entertaining threads i've read

Redballjets88
10-13-2007, 03:57 PM
Shaved ftw

SparkieD
10-13-2007, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I like the hardwood floor but my husband doesn't. He sais it looks too childish and kinda weird...
Landing strip gets everyone's vote, I guess!



I always preferred the waxed floor, too, but somewhere in this forum was a particular pic of some muffless chick and someone made the comment about it looking like if you kicked her, your foot would disappear. I then knew the purpose of the landing strip and have sported one ever since.

Ya hafta wax it though. Shaving just won't do. The hairs grow back blunt like a man's whiskers and can be quite pokey 'specially after a hot night.

Anonymous
10-13-2007, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by SparkieD
I always preferred the waxed floor, too, but somewhere in this forum was a particular pic of some muffless chick and someone made the comment about it looking like if you kicked her, your foot would disappear. I then knew the purpose of the landing strip and have sported one ever since.

That someone has a name, but 'round these here parts is called Sylicker. Imapus Sylicker. ;)

And it wasn't because it was shaved... it was because it was so wide open it looked like a) it had been VERY recently used or b) it had been used so many times it just wouldn't close anymore.

I do find extremely interesting that you sport a landing strip as a defense against someone kicking your girlfriend... :eek:

:lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

SparkieD
10-13-2007, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I do find extremely interesting that you sport a landing strip as a defense against someone kicking your girlfriend... :eek:

:lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

I don't have a girlfriend, Babe. Sorry to disappoint, but I've got all the pussy I need right here:)

Anonymous
10-13-2007, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by SparkieD
I don't have a girlfriend, Babe. Sorry to disappoint, but I've got all the pussy I need right here:)

:rofl:

I was talking about your pussy. A female friend of mine always refers to her pussy as her girlfriend.

For example, once I was lying on her lap, and she told me "Get your head off of my girlfriend!".

I thought it was a nicer way of referring your genitalia, but... :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

SparkieD
10-13-2007, 06:41 PM
I'm not scared of bad words:)

Anonymous
10-13-2007, 06:50 PM
Bad words?

As in words that make fun of you and threaten to beat you up if you don't give them your lunch money?

Cheers! :bottle:

SparkieD
10-13-2007, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Bad words?

As in words that make fun of you and steal your lunch money?


:lol:

I just figure that if I'm talking about it, I may as well call it what it is.

That girl did look she could drain all the water outta the bathtub, didn't she?

Anonymous
10-13-2007, 07:02 PM
A black hole of the grandest magnitude.

I'm willing to bet you wouldn't even have to KICK her pussy. Just get your foot near that pussy, and it will suck it in!

Oh man, the possibilities. :D

Cheers! :bottle:

blonddgirl777
10-13-2007, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by SparkieD
... Ya hafta wax it though...

I used to have that done in my late teenages and early 20's...
But when I moved to the States (in 92) I had to start shaving.

I tried very hard to find a place to have it done but couldn't find any. When I called the salons, they would tell me that they just didn't do that (with a disgusted tone in their voices)... Someone eaven told me that I had to be French to eaven think about getting that done!

So I bought a good razor and started one the drill... There is not much to do for me, since there is not a lot of hair to begin with...

Anyway, I stuck with that razor thing ever since, except for when I was pregnant and couldn't see a thing down there...

It's only about $10.00 for the full, or "Brezilian" bikini wax (my sister goes regularely) but I tell you... I almost died! Maybe I was extra-sensitive (due to my condition) but I just can't imagine going back!

I used to be a tough kitty... now I'm a wimp!
L.O.L.

blonddgirl777
10-13-2007, 08:03 PM
Back to Johnny BABY...
He's hairless, naturally!

SparkieD
10-13-2007, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Back to Johnny BABY...
He's hairless, naturally!

Yeah, how'd we go from talkin' 'bout him to something like that anyway:confused:

Sweet Irony
10-14-2007, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You start a thread with the word GIRLS in it, and expect us to stay out?




Elly, I think all the guys read this thread title as "Call Girls"...

binnie
10-15-2007, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Did you skip the whole part where I said that I take great care to squealch that?

LOL!

Or have you just assumed that I might have to use jheri curl on my pubes?

(I crack me up)

You crack me up too!

binnie
10-15-2007, 08:59 AM
This thread is amazing.

LoungeMachine
10-15-2007, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by SparkieD
Yeah, how'd we go from talkin' 'bout him to something like that anyway:confused:

No need to thank me. :D