Calls: "Oh girls..."

[Ellyllions]

And this time he's got a strange gleam in his eyes.

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Can't WAIT to see this!

Love Tim Burton
Love Helen Bonham Carter
Love Period flicks
LOVE ALAN RICKMAN

But, an "evil" Johnny Depp?
I'm in.

[LoungeMachine]

Chick flick.

Would require the promise of noogie to drag me to that.....

:gulp:

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Chick flick.

Would require the promise of noogie to drag me to that.....

:gulp:

You gotta vagina?
If not, then what are you doing looking at a thread for girls?

You and your weeiner get out now!

[LoungeMachine]

You start a thread with the word GIRLS in it, and expect us to stay out?

Might as well have thrown us raw meat.....

:gulp:


But I'd rather go with you to a bikini waxing than this 2 hour turd.

[LoungeMachine]

Love Tim Burton - BIG FISH

Love Helen Bonham Carter - BIG FISH

Love Period flicks - EWWW


LOVE ALAN RICKMAN - DOGMA


Speaking of "period flicks", I'd need to check the calendar before we go see this, hun...


:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Ellyllions


But, an "evil" Johnny Depp?
I'm in.


My gift to you, Ell......

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:gulp:

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine



Speaking of "period flicks", I'd need to check the calendar before we go see this, hun...


:gulp:

I'll just meet you after the movie.
;)

[LoungeMachine]

:D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
... But, an "evil" Johnny Depp?
I'm in.

Ho, YOU Elly!
You'll have to fight me over, young lady! :matrix:

Johnny Depp is MINE... ALL MINE!!! :lol:
















You can always have Mathew Mac Conhehey! :D ;)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
I'll just meet you after the movie.
;)

Beware!
You can have Lounge too... but NOT his avatar! :p

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
... You and your weeiner get out now!

:lol:

You crack me up!


I always said it... some guys just know where to hang out (weeiners in) to "get the girls"! :p

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Ho, YOU Elly!
You'll have to fight me over, young lady! :matrix:

Johnny Depp is MINE... ALL MINE!!! :lol:


You can always have Mathew Mac Conhehey! :D ;)

Funny, I didn't see your name anywhere on Johnny last night.
;)

But really, you'd banish me to the man with the freakishly short arms?
How cruel.

:p

About Lounge, I just know exactly what buttons to push to get him to shut up. :D

[Anonymous]

By being a huge Johnny fan AND posting in this thread, does it make me gay?

I hope not.

Hello, ladies. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

I'm actually looking forward to this film, being a huge Alan Rickman and Helena Bonham Carter fan (for very different reasons).

I really don't care if people think that films like this are "chick flicks", I enjoy most types of movies to be honest.

As a result, neither myself or my penis will beleaving this thread in the near future.

[Ellyllions]

Boys, don't make me post a naked male body in here...

[binnie]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Boys, don't make me post a naked male body in here...

Ok, you've found our weak spot....

[Anonymous]

Be serious, Elly. You and BG posting on a thread and you expect every man in the Army to stay away?

Why don't you wish for peace on earth while you're at it?

Besides, it's no big deal:

I'm a Depp fan.

Binnie would hit Helena. (Probably.)

Lounge... well, I'm not saying anything without my lawyer.

I bet the rest of the Army won't post here.

Yeah, right.

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker


Binnie would hit Helena. (Probably.)



Damn right - one of the people I have a seriously weird obsession with.

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Be serious, Elly. You and BG posting on a thread and you expect every man in the Army to stay away?

Why don't you wish for peace on earth while you're at it?

Besides, it's no big deal:

I'm a Depp fan.

Binnie would hit Helena. (Probably.)

Lounge... well, I'm not saying anything without my lawyer.

I bet the rest of the Army won't post here.

Yeah, right.

Cheers! :bottle:

It's all in good fun, hun.

[Susie Q]

mmmmmmm.......Depp. :)

GOD I tell ya!! Almost makes me have an orgasm just saying his name!

sorry....I just got super moist all of the sudden :o

[Ellyllions]

LOL, Susie.
Go change those panties. Nothing worse than dealing with wet panties all day.

I showed hubby this trailer last night and he said, "I'll bet you think that's sexy don't you? You do realize that there would be a lot of competition for him, right?"

I responded, "Honey, half the women in the world would settle for 5 minutes alone with Johnny Depp. But all of the women in the world would settle for 2 minutes alone with Jack Sparrow!"

It's not so much Johnny for me...it's some of the characters he's played. He really does well in getting into character.

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
LOL, Susie.
Go change those panties. Nothing worse than dealing with wet panties all day.

I showed hubby this trailer last night and he said, "I'll bet you think that's sexy don't you? You do realize that there would be a lot of competition for him, right?"

I responded, "Honey, half the women in the world would settle for 5 minutes alone with Johnny Depp. But all of the women in the world would settle for 2 minutes alone with Jack Sparrow!"

It's not so much Johnny for me...it's some of the characters he's played. He really does well in getting into character.

That's the thing Elly. Every interview I see with him he is very intelligent, humble, confident, caring, and respectful. Not only is he VERY easy on the eyes, he grabs a hold of your heart strings as well. He is a superior actor who brings ANY character he plays to life.

P.S. I am going to want more than 5 minutes, I can get 'er done in about 20. :p

[binnie]

I think you girls need to take a cold shower or something....

Y'all in heat today.....

[Ellyllions]

pretty much...

It's rutting season.

(the deer hunters will get that)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
.

(the deer hunters will get that)

The Deer Hunter.

Now you're talking about a movie


:cool:

[NATEDOG001976]

He's making Edward Penis-hands???

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
The Deer Hunter.

Now you're talking about a movie


:cool:

Wouldn't trade my copy for all the gold in the world.

(um...slight exaggeration there)

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by Susie Q
mmmmmmm.......Depp. :)

GOD I tell ya!! Almost makes me have an orgasm just saying his name!

sorry....I just got super moist all of the sudden :o

Photo's please!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Can't for the life of me understand why you don't get more women, Nate...

You're so smooth.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Wouldn't trade my copy for all the gold in the world.

(um...slight exaggeration there)

Twas filmed up here in my neck of the woods [Mt. Baker]

classic flick.

:cool:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
[B]Funny, I didn't see your name anywhere on Johnny last night.
;) ]

:eek:
It's right there... on his... well... ya know...!!! :D

[bastardog]

I look forward to this movie just because.......errmmm.....because.....
because all the rotharmygirls are looking forward to it. :)






(was that enough so the ladies let me hang out in this thread?)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
... About Lounge, I just know exactly what buttons to push to get him to shut up. :D

Please PM me with those exact words... they might come handy sometimes! :o

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
By being a huge Johnny fan AND posting in this thread, does it make me gay?...

Hell NO!
It makes you a smart guy who knows where to find the girls... :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by bastardog
I look forward to this movie just because.......errmmm.....because.....
because all the rotharmygirls are looking forward to it. :)






(was that enough so the ladies let me hang out in this thread?)

asskisser

[bastardog]

I really think that Depp makes all his movie characters some kind of gay manners......... (I mean it not in a bad way)
maybe that is what you ladies like of him

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Boys, don't make me post a naked male body in here...

BOYS... Go ahead... Make her!!!
I dare you! :D :D :D :p

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
asskisser

Good Boy!

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
:eek:
It's right there... on his... well... ya know...!!! :D

Naw, it wasn't. I looked there extra good.

What works on Lounge?
Just flirt with him a little and he skedaddles.

:D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bastardog
I really think that Depp makes all his movie characters some kind of gay manners......... (I mean it not in a bad way)
maybe that is what you ladies like of him

Bad BAD boy...
Now get out! :mad:


There is absolutely NOTHING gay about Johny!
Sorry... not him... ;)

[bastardog]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
asskisser
don't we all are wen girls are involved? ;)

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by bastardog
I really think that Depp makes all his movie characters some kind of gay manners......... (I mean it not in a bad way)
maybe that is what you ladies like of him

Now I can see the possibility of Edward Scissorhands, and Willie Wonka...but there is nothing gay about Jack Sparrow.

But I couldn't explain what in the world excites me about a Jack Sparrow. Just that something does.:)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Naw, it wasn't. I looked there extra good....

Those damn tatoo removals! :(

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Can't for the life of me understand why you don't get more women, Nate...

You're so smooth.

No prob getting them. Just getting the wrong ones!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
I think you girls need to take a cold shower or something....

Y'all in heat today.....

YOU (Mr. "I'll hit anything") again... with the cold showers! :rolleyes:
I'll take one when you do... and NO... NOT together! :o

[LoungeMachine]

Are you kidding me?

Sparrow is such a flamer !!

You just see what you want to see, through your steamed-up glasses, sweetie.

s'okay. You're allowed.

But he put the swish, in the swash[buckle]

:gulp:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
He's making Edward Penis-hands???

I saw this one and got very disapointed... it wasn't him in it! :confused:

[NATEDOG001976]

Depp is cool. But the last "Pirates" was a bummer!

[bastardog]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Bad BAD boy...
Now get out! :mad:


There is absolutely NOTHING gay about Johny!
Sorry... not him... ;)

I think I pushed the wrong button

I'm not saying he is gay....... I say that use some kind of gay manners for his characters....but not that the characters were gay

Come on and tell me that you don't think Jack Sparrow has some gay mannerism.....his not gay but has mannerism (again...I mean the character not the actor)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
... But I couldn't explain what in the world excites me about a Jack Sparrow. Just that something does.:)

I hear ya!
It's a girl thing...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
No prob getting them. Just getting the wrong ones!

I told you, look for the adam's apple.

Stop picking up trannys and you won't have such bad luck.

:gulp:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bastardog
... Come on and tell me that you don't think Jack Sparrow has some gay mannerism.....his not gay but has mannerism (again...I mean the character not the actor)

No... not to me!

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Are you kidding me?

Sparrow is such a flamer !!

You just see what you want to see, through your steamed-up glasses, sweetie.

s'okay. You're allowed.

But he put the swish, in the swash[buckle]

:gulp:

No he's not, no he's not, no he's not!
*thumbs in ears and hums*

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I told you, look for the adam's apple.

Stop picking up trannys and you won't have such bad luck.

:gulp:

:lol:

[Ellyllions]

or a bad taste in your mouth...

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I told you, look for the adam's apple.

Stop picking up trannys and you won't have such bad luck.

:gulp:

Hate when that happens!

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I saw this one and got very disapointed... it wasn't him in it! :confused:

I'm staring in the next one, they just finished my plaster-Caster!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I'm staring in the next one, they just finished my plaster-Caster!!

Heard you were "cast" as Mini-me.

Remember, there are no small parts, just small members...

[bastardog]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
No... not to me!

You won....... he's the man ;)

But the other pirates would had hit kiera Knightely without giving her dumb boyfriend a chance.......just my tough

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Heard you were "cast" as Mini-me.

Remember, there are no small parts, just small members...

NOW I KNOW WHY THEY WANTED ME IN THE MOVIE!

[Ellyllions]

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[blonddgirl777]

Eaven in "Blow" and "Fear and loating...", when they tried to make him look ugly...
We still see him as the hottie that he is!

[blonddgirl777]

Thick eyeliner has never looked so good!

[NATEDOG001976]

Speed, now that's a movie!!!!!

lol.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Thick eyeliner has never looked so good!

I should send you some pics I have.....

I kept maybelline in business for years...

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777


"Fear and loating...", when they tried to make him look ugly...


hey :mad:

[Warham]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I should send you some pics I have.....

I kept maybelline in business for years...

:gulp:

Did you and Dee Snider use the same product line? :D

[Ellyllions]

Boys + eyeliner = orgasm

[NATEDOG001976]

Poison roadie?

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
YOU (Mr. "I'll hit anything") again... with the cold showers! :rolleyes:
I'll take one when you do... and NO... NOT together! :o

How about a warm shower then? :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WAR
Did you and Dee Snider use the same product line? :D

Please :rolleyes:

I wouldn't have been caught dead in blue eye shadow...

But a little lip gloss worked every time. :p

*sings* When I wake up, in my makeup....

:gulp:

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by binnie
How about a warm shower then? :D

Blonddgirl777:

How are we going to continue our secret affair when you are taking showers with Binnie??

Lol :)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Poison roadie?

Before you mock them, be warned...

The avg Poison roadie got more tail than you in your wildest wet dreams....

trust me.

:gulp:

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Before you mock them, be warned...

The avg Poison roadie got more tail than you in your wildest wet dreams....

trust me.

:gulp:

Going back to the dam DIO thing again. But Def Leppard tops them all, remember the behind the music?

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Before you mock them, be warned...

The avg Poison roadie got more tail than you in your wildest wet dreams....

trust me.

:gulp:

I'd sure hope so!

I was like 10!

[binnie]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Blonddgirl777:

How are we going to continue our secret affair when you are taking showers with Binnie??

Lol :)

:D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
hey :mad:

Sorry but sweatty/greasy comb over doesn't do it for me! :(

[NATEDOG001976]

Wow, I'm sure working hard today....

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I should send you some pics I have.....

I kept maybelline in business for years...

:gulp:

Go ahead... post them!
You know what it'll do to Elly... ;)


The first night I met my husband, I went over to his place and he wrote me his phone # (on his unemployement cheque stub) with an eyeliner...

Some said I should have ran... I said "Nothing but Yeah!"
Tells you a lot about the non-materialist Rocker chick I was (and still am)...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Boys + eyeliner = orgasm

Calling ALL boys that ever wore eyeliner... come on... be honest!
And... POST YOUR PIC!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Blonddgirl777:

How are we going to continue our secret affair when you are taking showers with Binnie??

Lol :)

Not to worry...
Binnie will try... and I will always refuse! ;)

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777


The first night I met my husband, I went over to his place and he wrote me his phone # (on his unemployement cheque stub) with an eyeliner...

Some said I should have ran... I said "Nothing but Yeah!"
Tells you a lot about the non-materialist Rocker chick I was (and still am)...

God, we should hang out!
LOL!

[binnie]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Boys + eyeliner = orgasm

Really?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/01/George_narrowweb__300x394,0.jpg

:D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
God, we should hang out!
LOL!

We'd have fun at dinner with a bottle (or more) of wine, that's for sure!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
Really?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/01/George_narrowweb__300x394,0.jpg

:D

Binnie... don't... just DON'T do this to us again! :mad:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by binnie
Really?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/01/George_narrowweb__300x394,0.jpg

:D


You'd hit it.

:gulp:

[NATEDOG001976]

I'll tumble for ya!

[Ellyllions]

Now, Bin hun, let's not get excited.
That's not even a real human.

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Binnie... don't... just DON'T do this to us again! :mad:

Sorry, couldn't resist.


Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You'd hit it.

:gulp:

Ha Ha!!

I consider myself owned.

[NATEDOG001976]

Is a Culture Club tour next?

[LoungeMachine]

We seemd to have strayed a bit off topic......

[Warham]

Can't say I've used eyeliner, but I've used fingernail polish.

:)

[Ellyllions]

What were we discussing?

Oh yeah, BG wants photos of all Roth Army boys who wears or have worn eyeliner.

How you gonna get outta that?

;)

[Warham]

Speaking of pictures, I can't remember ever posting a picture of myself around herem except for that partial one I used for an avatar. Maybe I'll have to break that long-standing rule someday. It's all about the mystery.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WAR
Can't say I've used eyeliner, but I've used fingernail polish.

:)

Hellooo, siggy. :D

Anything other than clear or black, and you're ghey.

That's all Im sayin....;)

[Warham]

No, I used black.

Colors are very GHEY.

[LoungeMachine]

whew, had me worried....

Toenails too?

:gulp:

[Ellyllions]

Dodge, weave, duck.

BG, they're using the most sophisticated evade tactics they know.

[Warham]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
whew, had me worried....

Toenails too?

:gulp:

Please.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Dodge, weave, duck.

BG, they're using the most sophisticated evade tactics they know.

:D

They're onto us, these crafty wimmins...


PM yes,,,

Post? nope.

:cool:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WAR
Please.

Dont knock it....

Next time you're in for your waxing, get a ped.

:gulp:

[blonddgirl777]

A man who waxes... (except for the unibrow and the back)...
Now THAT's gay!

Arms, legs, chest... GAY!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Dodge, weave, duck.

BG, they're using the most sophisticated evade tactics they know.

Don't they all...??? :o

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
A man who waxes... (except for the unibrow and the back)...
Now THAT's gay!

Arms, legs, chest... GAY!

WAR has a bit of a fur problem on his back, bg

He's very sensitive about it...

Be nice.

You've heard of a uni-brow?

He has a uni-back.

Shhhh.

:gulp:

[Warham]

haha!

Not me. That Native American blood in my veins keeps my back hair free. :)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by WAR
... back hair free. :)

The way it should be!

Sorry guys but you ALL (maybe except for Binnie) hate women with hairy legs...
We wax those legs... you wax that back!

[LoungeMachine]

I prefer women to be well trimmed and groomed, so I return the favor...

Too much info?

Oh well..... :D

:gulp:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
A man who waxes... (except for the unibrow and the back)...
Now THAT's gay!...

I must add... top of hands and fingers... :(
When I see that, I think "poor wife"! :(

[blonddgirl777]

Also... nose and hears hair is only acceptable on (60 +) elderlies!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I prefer women to be well trimmed and groomed, so I return the favor...

Too much info?

Oh well..... :D

:gulp:

That's very polite and considerate...

[blonddgirl777]

But again... I can only speak for myself... SOME women like the Burt Reynolds/Ron Geremy type?

[blonddgirl777]

How did a beautiful Johnny Depp thread turned into an ugly Hairy Ron one?

Ho... I guess it's my fault!

[NATEDOG001976]

harry hands???

who cares?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
harry hands???

who cares?

We can imagine how your palms got that way....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
How did a beautiful Johnny Depp thread turned into an ugly Hairy Ron one?




You women can't help yourselves..

Never fails.

I could start a thread on the clubbing of baby seals and you 2 would turn it around to sex. :D

:gulp:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You women can't help yourselves..

Never fails.

I could start a thread on the clubbing of baby seals and you 2 would turn it around to sex. :D

:gulp:

And as usual... you'd all be complaining about that! :o :p

[NATEDOG001976]

I have hair on the top on my hands, I could care less. But a big forest down south is a no-no.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
... the clubbing of baby seals...

Although, THAT stands more chances of becoming a "Kanuck bashing" thread! :o

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I have hair on the top on my hands...

A good pair of tweezers; $10.00
A hair-free man's hand; Priceless! :D

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
A good pair of tweezers; $10.00
A hair-free man's hand; Priceless! :D

Na, I like it. Girls don't mind.

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You women can't help yourselves..

Never fails.

I could start a thread on the clubbing of baby seals and you 2 would turn it around to sex. :D

:gulp:

...and that is why you're still posting in here my friend...

Oh, btw....why is my pm box empty?
:D

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
A man who waxes... (except for the unibrow and the back)...
Now THAT's gay!

Arms, legs, chest... GAY!

Explain Dave's chest these days:eek:

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Now I can see the possibility of Edward Scissorhands, and Willie Wonka...but there is nothing gay about Jack Sparrow.

But I couldn't explain what in the world excites me about a Jack Sparrow. Just that something does.:)

Give me just a few seconds with Jack, and they will have to sound the tsunami sirens.

[NATEDOG001976]

Yeah, Really...why wax your arm's and hands??

[Lqskdiver]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
WAR has a bit of a fur problem on his back, bg

He's very sensitive about it...

Be nice.

You've heard of a uni-brow?

He has a uni-back.

Shhhh.

:gulp:

If I were you, and I'm glad I'm not, I wouldn't exactly be talking.

http://members.tripod.com/pease/winger/kip1.jpg

[NATEDOG001976]

Yeah, Really...why wax your arm's and hands??

[Lqskdiver]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Originally posted by Ellyllions
Now I can see the possibility of Edward Scissorhands, and Willie Wonka...but there is nothing gay about Jack Sparrow.

But I couldn't explain what in the world excites me about a Jack Sparrow. Just that something does.

It's funny, but this actual topic has actually been addressed by Depp.


[Johnny] Depp says he was intrigued by a scholarly work titled "Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition." "I liked the idea of [Jack] being ambiguous," he tells Mark Binelli in the new summer double issue of Rolling Stone. "Because women were thought to be bad luck on ships. And these pirates would go out for years at a time. So, you know, there is a possibility that one thing might lead to another. You're lonely. You have an extra ration of rum. 'Cabin boy!'"

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by Lqskdiver
It's funny, but this actual topic has actually been addressed by Depp.

Don't you blaspheme in here, Boy!

[Lqskdiver]

Oh, come on! As if it would make any difference to many women if Johnny's been plugged.

It doesn't seem to bother him.


Umm...ewww....

[LoungeMachine]

So now we've come to the point int the thread where we determine if Capt Jack Sparrow is a pillow-biter, or a power-top?

All Army, All Night....

:gulp:

[bastardog]

Originally posted by Lqskdiver
It's funny, but this actual topic has actually been addressed by Depp.

Girls.......I told you

[Lqskdiver]

Hmm. my pic seems to have mysteriously been broken from it's hotlink.

Those damn PR guys...

[Ellyllions]

I could make him do both....

And Yes I do care if Depp has been plugged!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
I could make him do both....

!

I have no doubt 'bout that, either....

You could make me wear dresses....

:gulp:

[Warham]

Kip In Drag!

[Lqskdiver]

Originally posted by WAR
Kip In Drag!

What the hell?!

http://www.ofingidor.blogger.com.br/kipwinger.jpg

[Northern Girl]

There was a guy that posted here that looked like Depp. His name was DaveIsKing.

Here's his band: http://www.myspace.com/skavengers

[Anonymous]

Jaysus!

4 pages long already?

I bet Elly did a "Girls only" thread on purpose.

This'll probably have more hits than The Muff Thread.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by WAR
Can't say I've used eyeliner, but I've used fingernail polish.

:)

I have a picture of that! ;)

[Warham]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I have a picture of that! ;)

:)

I'd send you any pictures you want.

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Jaysus!

4 pages long already?

I bet Elly did a "Girls only" thread on purpose.

This'll probably have more hits than The Muff Thread.

Cheers! :bottle:

Muff Thread has like 15 billions hits..lol.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
There was a guy that posted here that looked like Depp. His name was DaveIsKing.

Here's his band: http://www.myspace.com/skavengers

Doesn't really look like him in the videos, but the voice sounds the same. I don't know.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by WAR
:)

I'd send you any pictures you want.

Well, I don't ask for much. :)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Explain Dave's chest these days:eek:

Sssssshhhhh.....:eek:
You'll get me banned from the Army! :o

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Sssssshhhhh.....:eek:
You'll get me banned from the Army! :o

Dave chest hair fell out!

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777


Sorry guys but you ALL (maybe except for Binnie) hate women with hairy legs...
We wax those legs... you wax that back!

Well, hairy legs are a no-no. However, I did once sleep with a girl who had quite a considerable moustache....

[binnie]

This has turned into an amazing thread!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Dave chest hair fell out!

UFF!

YES... That's it! :o

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
Well, hairy legs are a no-no. However, I did once sleep with a girl who had quite a considerable moustache....

So... moustache is more acceptable than haiy legs?

:confused:

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
So... moustache is more acceptable than haiy legs?

:confused:

Well, I'm not saying that. There was no logic in my decision: the girl had a hot body and I was very drunk!

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Love Tim Burton - BIG FISH

Love Helen Bonham Carter - BIG FISH

Love Period flicks - EWWW


LOVE ALAN RICKMAN - DOGMA


Speaking of "period flicks", I'd need to check the calendar before we go see this, hun...


:gulp:



helen bonham carter in fight club.

[NATEDOG001976]

Jared Ledo?

[NATEDOG001976]

Never talk about fight club at the army...lol

RULE #1

[bastardog]

girls aren't allowed to have hair other than in the top of the head. That's it

[Ellyllions]

That's something I can't do. I've done it, and HATED it.

What's it like, well, shave your armpits some time and don't put on deodorant. It'll be all sticky and weird. Then as the hairs start to grow in it gets prickly, and then even more prickly sticking to your clothing and such. Once the hair is back out, there's a huge difference.

Nope, no hardwood floors here.
We likes a little bit of carpet.

[LoungeMachine]

Landing strips are hot.

Or the little hitler tuft.

From the sublime, to the surreal, this thread brought to you by our little Elly....

:gulp:

[NATEDOG001976]

Had them all. My old girlfriend always shaved bald, kinda liked it.

[Warham]

I'm not a fan of flossing twice at night.

[NATEDOG001976]

Flosing with pubes!

[NATEDOG001976]

:)

[Ellyllions]

But a man MUST have hair down there.
MUST!!!

[Warham]

Well, yeah!

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
But a man MUST have hair down there.
MUST!!!

Gotta trim that shit though!

[Warham]

The whole reason for pubic hair is padding, so that there's some cushion when you are doing it missionary style.

If one person is missing the padding, the other person MUST keep theirs for safety!

Since women like to shave, well, it's up to the man to be responsible.

[Lqskdiver]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
That's something I can't do. I've done it, and HATED it.

What's it like, well, shave your armpits some time and don't put on deodorant. It'll be all sticky and weird. Then as the hairs start to grow in it gets prickly, and then even more prickly sticking to your clothing and such. Once the hair is back out, there's a huge difference.

Nope, no hardwood floors here.
We likes a little bit of carpet.

While I like a little bit of carpet in the living room, I do prefer it to be a table rug and not wall to wall shag.

Also, absolutely no carpet at the front door. Not even a welcome mat.

[NATEDOG001976]

Nice.

I like It all really.

I like to go down to the deep south.

Humid and wet.

Col. Angus!

[binnie]

Very few women can pull off a hardwood floor.

Landing strips are the way forward.....

[blonddgirl777]

I like the hardwood floor but my husband doesn't. He sais it looks too childish and kinda weird...
Landing strip gets everyone's vote, I guess!

That and the tanning lines...
Men are so easy to please!

[Anonymous]

I don't care much for tanning lines, and your husband is right about the hardwood floor thing.

If Freud was alive, he'd probably say people who like fully shaved vaginas have subconscious pedophile tendencies.

Landing strips rule, but I'm more of a bermuda triangle man, meself.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker

Landing strips rule, but I'm more of a bermuda triangle man, meself.

Cheers! :bottle:

I'm a bermuda triangle fan.
My French descent would allow for the "Buckwheat in a headlock" look. So careful attention must be paid to squealch that.

Tan lines are also preferred in my household. Hubby says that it's like highlighting the best parts. LOL!

Greatest thread ever.

See boys, a little Johnny Depp goes a LONG way.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
... "Buckwheat in a headlock"...

?

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
My French descent would allow for the "Buckwheat in a headlock" look.

I'm with BG on this one. What in blazes is this?

Cheers! :bottle:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
...careful attention must be paid to squealch that...

You tell ME!
When 8 months pregnant, I tried to get it waxed... bad, BAD idea!
I almost had a heart attack on her first pull, she had to stop.

Then, I tried doing it myself (as I always do) but because I couldn't see a thing, it ended up being like skinning a baby seal...

Did I suffer and regret doing that? :o
... (and who cares at 8 months anyway?) :rolleyes:

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I'm with BG on this one. What in blazes is this?

Cheers! :bottle:

Use yer filthy little mind... :D

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I'm with BG on this one. What in blazes is this?

Cheers! :bottle:

Imagine what it would look like if your woman had "Buckwheat" the "Little Rascals" character that Eddie Murphy used to play on SNL, in a headlock (wrestling move where you squeeze the opponents head either in the crook of your elbow or between your thighs until the opponent taps out).

Use your imagination....:D

Here's "Buckwheat"
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Buckwheat-Magnet-C11750430.jpeg

[Anonymous]

Ah, found it:

From Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buckwheat+in+a+headlock):

1. buckwheat in a headlock

taking down a girls pants to find an incredible mass of pubic hair

Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.

Ewwww, Elly... :(

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
headlock (wrestling move where you squeeze the opponents head either in the crook of your elbow or between your thighs until the opponent taps out).

Hey, I know this! I'm training wrestling. :mad:

Cheers! :bottle:

[Ellyllions]

LOL!
Tell me you didn't laugh!

[Anonymous]

Yes, I did.

But your image is now forever soiled in my mind... :(

:D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Ellyllions]

Did you skip the whole part where I said that I take great care to squealch that?

LOL!

Or have you just assumed that I might have to use jheri curl on my pubes?

(I crack me up)

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Did you skip the whole part where I said that I take great care to squealch that?

Ok, it's restored.

Hmmm... Elly...


Originally posted by Ellyllions
Or have you just assumed that I might have to use jheri curl on my pubes?

Hang on! You've done it again! :(

:D :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

[Lqskdiver]

'buckwheat in a headlock'...hadn't heard that one before, but I caught it's meaning right away.

:D

[scamper]

congratulations, one of the most entertaining threads i've read

[Redballjets88]

Shaved ftw

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I like the hardwood floor but my husband doesn't. He sais it looks too childish and kinda weird...
Landing strip gets everyone's vote, I guess!



I always preferred the waxed floor, too, but somewhere in this forum was a particular pic of some muffless chick and someone made the comment about it looking like if you kicked her, your foot would disappear. I then knew the purpose of the landing strip and have sported one ever since.

Ya hafta wax it though. Shaving just won't do. The hairs grow back blunt like a man's whiskers and can be quite pokey 'specially after a hot night.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by SparkieD
I always preferred the waxed floor, too, but somewhere in this forum was a particular pic of some muffless chick and someone made the comment about it looking like if you kicked her, your foot would disappear. I then knew the purpose of the landing strip and have sported one ever since.

That someone has a name, but 'round these here parts is called Sylicker. Imapus Sylicker. ;)

And it wasn't because it was shaved... it was because it was so wide open it looked like a) it had been VERY recently used or b) it had been used so many times it just wouldn't close anymore.

I do find extremely interesting that you sport a landing strip as a defense against someone kicking your girlfriend... :eek:

:lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I do find extremely interesting that you sport a landing strip as a defense against someone kicking your girlfriend... :eek:

:lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

I don't have a girlfriend, Babe. Sorry to disappoint, but I've got all the pussy I need right here:)

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by SparkieD
I don't have a girlfriend, Babe. Sorry to disappoint, but I've got all the pussy I need right here:)

:rofl:

I was talking about your pussy. A female friend of mine always refers to her pussy as her girlfriend.

For example, once I was lying on her lap, and she told me "Get your head off of my girlfriend!".

I thought it was a nicer way of referring your genitalia, but... :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

[SparkieD]

I'm not scared of bad words:)

[Anonymous]

Bad words?

As in words that make fun of you and threaten to beat you up if you don't give them your lunch money?

Cheers! :bottle:

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Bad words?

As in words that make fun of you and steal your lunch money?


:lol:

I just figure that if I'm talking about it, I may as well call it what it is.

That girl did look she could drain all the water outta the bathtub, didn't she?

[Anonymous]

A black hole of the grandest magnitude.

I'm willing to bet you wouldn't even have to KICK her pussy. Just get your foot near that pussy, and it will suck it in!

Oh man, the possibilities. :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by SparkieD
... Ya hafta wax it though...

I used to have that done in my late teenages and early 20's...
But when I moved to the States (in 92) I had to start shaving.

I tried very hard to find a place to have it done but couldn't find any. When I called the salons, they would tell me that they just didn't do that (with a disgusted tone in their voices)... Someone eaven told me that I had to be French to eaven think about getting that done!

So I bought a good razor and started one the drill... There is not much to do for me, since there is not a lot of hair to begin with...

Anyway, I stuck with that razor thing ever since, except for when I was pregnant and couldn't see a thing down there...

It's only about $10.00 for the full, or "Brezilian" bikini wax (my sister goes regularely) but I tell you... I almost died! Maybe I was extra-sensitive (due to my condition) but I just can't imagine going back!

I used to be a tough kitty... now I'm a wimp!
L.O.L.

[blonddgirl777]

Back to Johnny BABY...
He's hairless, naturally!

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Back to Johnny BABY...
He's hairless, naturally!

Yeah, how'd we go from talkin' 'bout him to something like that anyway:confused:

[Sweet Irony]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You start a thread with the word GIRLS in it, and expect us to stay out?




Elly, I think all the guys read this thread title as "Call Girls"...

[binnie]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Did you skip the whole part where I said that I take great care to squealch that?

LOL!

Or have you just assumed that I might have to use jheri curl on my pubes?

(I crack me up)

You crack me up too!

[binnie]

This thread is amazing.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Yeah, how'd we go from talkin' 'bout him to something like that anyway:confused:

No need to thank me. :D