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bueno bob
10-13-2007, 01:41 AM
What is a sheep?

In the Van Halen world, the "sheep" is a Sammy Hagar fronted Van Halen fan. A sheep is one who follows. One who endorses all things with the name "Hagar" first. A sheep is one who doesn't think for himself. A sheep goes with the flow. A sheep is afraid to buck the system and go it alone. A sheep prefers radio friendly pop rock, ballads, and Survivor-esque guitar solos.

A sheep is a person who doesn't realize that Sammy Hagar is second fiddle to David Lee Roth. Well, maybe 8th or 9th fiddle. A sheep doesn't realize that Sammy Hagar isn't even in the same GALAXY as David Lee Roth. A sheep will argue with you, day AND night, that a Sammy Hagar fronted Van Halen is just as good (or even, stupid as it sounds, better) than a David Lee Roth fronted Van Halen.

And a sheep will TRUTHFULLY believe this.

The question that I had to ask myself before inducting this, potentially our GREATEST EVER Sheep of the Week, was:

How far can we take it?

I propose we take it ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING WAY.

Is it possible to LOVE our sheep? Of course. Of all the sheep we've had in this shithole, past to present, I have taken great pride and tremendous joy in owning and re-educating every single one of them. All of the sheep, you know...they're like family. And it's OK, because sometimes family goes astray, and they need to be lead back to the pack. Is it always their fault? Nah. Not always. Being sheep, they're not of the mentality to, you know...find their own way, and generally speaking they just follow the rest of the herd.

And even though we love our sheep, often times we must issue a "Tough Love" that the Sheep Pen does better than anyone.

It was with this realization, folks, that I realized that our GREATEST Sheep of the Week, this week, on October 12th of the year 2007, was right in front of our very eyes.

We know him.

We love him.

We ABSOLUTELY respect him.

BUT HE IS A SHEEP OF THE HIGHEST, HIGHEST, HIGHEST ORDER.

Ladies and Gentlemen...allow me to introduce this SHEEP OF THE WEEK...

Michael Anthony.
bueno bob
10-13-2007, 01:44 AM
You know, it's a sad fuckin' state of affairs....

But Mike, you dumb mother fucker, you have paved your way here.

It SHAMES me to say it. Love you like a hero...but GOD DAMNIT, YOU ARE A SHEEP!!!

:mad:

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Dan
10-13-2007, 02:26 AM
Is That Ronald McDonald Without Make-Up On The Right?
bueno bob
10-13-2007, 03:32 AM
Yes, in fact. It is.

And it makes me VERY VERY ANGRY.

:mad:
Dan
10-13-2007, 03:35 AM
The Lies.:(
Matt White
10-13-2007, 08:58 AM
DROP THE HAMMER
VanHalener
10-13-2007, 11:37 AM
It's way too late for Bass Player now. He's a casualty.

Ronald Macdonald needs to be strung up and flogged for impersonating an artist and blowing sheep in public.
SparkieD
10-13-2007, 12:13 PM
Ya know, Tiki and I were having a discussion about Mikey on the way home from Charlotte and I called him the ultimate sheep. Bob, did you pull some kind of Jedi mind trick or somethin'?
DrMaddVibe
10-13-2007, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
You know, it's a sad fuckin' state of affairs....

But Mike, you dumb mother fucker, you have paved your way here.

It SHAMES me to say it. Love you like a hero...but GOD DAMNIT, YOU ARE A SHEEP!!!

:mad:

http://www.madanthonycafe.com/tahoe40.jpg


Dumbass even took to drinking wine instead of Jack!

GOOD RIDDENCE!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE YOU SHEEP MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!
bueno bob
10-14-2007, 02:44 AM
HALLELUJAH!
bueno bob
10-14-2007, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by SparkieD
Ya know, Tiki and I were having a discussion about Mikey on the way home from Charlotte and I called him the ultimate sheep. Bob, did you pull some kind of Jedi mind trick or somethin'?

How'd that old Maiden tune go?

He has the power to forsee or to look into the past, he's the ruler of the starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.........................

;)
Shaun Ponsonby
10-14-2007, 11:41 AM
This is a GREAT turn of events.

And, of course Bob, you're right...Mikkey is a great contender for the biggest Sheep of all time...

BUT...there is an issue here...

Would Mikkey be that way if Ronald didn't fuck him in the ass and treat him like a sex slave.

Is it that his ass-bandit of a fast food gimmick just has him under the thumb?

I mean...we've all seen Ronald's boxing moves...

Is Mikkey a beaten bride?

Answers on a postcard.
SparkieD
10-14-2007, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
This is a GREAT turn of events.



Absolutely! I think it's fantastic that Bob finally sees Mikey for what he is! The sauce on a fried Spam sandwich!
ppg960
10-14-2007, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Dan
Is That Ronald McDonald Without Make-Up On The Right?

Nice shot Dan!!
You pegged that one Hard-core!!:D :D :D
Dan
10-14-2007, 11:40 PM
Cheers.:D
binnie
10-15-2007, 03:58 AM
Know you to ruffle feathers don'tcha Bob!
katie
10-15-2007, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
This is a GREAT turn of events.

And, of course Bob, you're right...Mikkey is a great contender for the biggest Sheep of all time...

BUT...there is an issue here...

Would Mikkey be that way if Ronald didn't fuck him in the ass and treat him like a sex slave.

Is it that his ass-bandit of a fast food gimmick just has him under the thumb?

I mean...we've all seen Ronald's boxing moves...

Is Mikkey a beaten bride?

Answers on a postcard.



Ponsonby you dropped this.....

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid225/p3d9ffc5402b351231fdf7fd48ec3cb8c/e988d60a.jpg


Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Errrr my concert ticket thanks Katie please don't tell the others http://www.designstop.com/free_stuff/clipart/smiles/assets/embarrassed.gif

No problem dear boy, consider it a done deal
ace diamond
10-29-2007, 04:41 PM
busted
bueno bob
10-29-2007, 09:16 PM
Shaun, you've got some 'splainin' to do!!
Dan
10-29-2007, 11:52 PM
Oh The Shame.
Anonymous
10-30-2007, 07:29 AM
You know, this freaks me out.

Why would Shaun accuse himself of doing such a thing?

Cheers! :bottle:
Dan
10-30-2007, 01:39 PM
:D
Shaun Ponsonby
10-30-2007, 04:45 PM
I can explain...

I could lie and say it's not mine...but...no...I respect everybody's intelligence too much.

The truth is that somebody placed it in my pocket.
Anonymous
10-30-2007, 05:19 PM
Yes, it makes mucho sense.

Ye're off the hook, boy.

Well done.

Cheers! :bottle:
binnie
10-30-2007, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I can explain...

I could lie and say it's not mine...but...no...I respect everybody's intelligence too much.

The truth is that somebody placed it in my pocket.

Along with the drugs an porn huh?
Shaun Ponsonby
10-30-2007, 07:30 PM
No...thats mine.
VanHalener
10-30-2007, 07:35 PM
Puff puff pass

Come on man, you're parked on the grass.

The Atomic Sheep can kiss my ass.
Shaun Ponsonby
10-30-2007, 07:41 PM
Hey...thats too gay for The Pen.

Who do you think you are?

Bill Lumbergh?
VanHalener
10-30-2007, 07:49 PM
That better?
Wawazat
11-02-2007, 04:08 AM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
No...thats mine.

Everybody's got to make a living.
RAY4583
12-16-2007, 01:44 AM
Hey Bueno Boob. In your post, you stated, "A sheep will argue with you..." Well, you've argued with me in nthe past. Therefore, by your own admission...that would make you a friggin' sheep yourself!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
You Jack ass...
Dan
12-16-2007, 02:09 AM
:rolleyes:
Matt White
12-16-2007, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by RAY4583
Hey Bueno Boob. In your post, you stated, "A sheep will argue with you..." Well, you've argued with me in nthe past. Therefore, by your own admission...that would make you a friggin' sheep yourself!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
You Jack ass...

Obliviously Bob made an impression on you....you dolt

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Coyote
12-16-2007, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I can explain...

I could lie and say it's not mine...but...no...I respect everybody's intelligence too much.

Since when?
Shaun Ponsonby
12-16-2007, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
Since when?

You may recall at time not too long ago when the powers of evil joined forces and went out on tour as "The Other Half"...all the people who didn't go to that (the majority of the world's population) now have at least a small percentage of respect from me.

Those who did...they get a karate (pork) chop with deadly noodles filled with venom and possibly cheddar, but that's up to Uncle Bens more than anything else.
Shaun Ponsonby
12-16-2007, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by RAY4583
Hey Bueno Boob. In your post, you stated, "A sheep will argue with you..." Well, you've argued with me in nthe past. Therefore, by your own admission...that would make you a friggin' sheep yourself!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
You Jack ass...

Wow...I must say...the extent of your wit is breathtaking.

If Oscar Wilde was still alive he'd be shitting himself...

Look out Stephen Fry...there's a new cat amongst the pigeons...and he's clearly a twat.
Coyote
12-17-2007, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
You may recall at time not too long ago when the powers of evil joined forces and went out on tour as "The Other Half"...all the people who didn't go to that (the majority of the world's population) now have at least a small percentage of respect from me.

Those who did...they get a karate (pork) chop with deadly noodles filled with venom and possibly cheddar, but that's up to Uncle Bens more than anything else.

Ah yes. "Stir up some passion with Uncle Bens."

Does (soy)sauce go with that?
VanHalener
12-17-2007, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by RAY4583
Hey Bueno Boob. In your post, you stated, "A sheep will argue with you..." Well, you've argued with me in nthe past. Therefore, by your own admission...that would make you a friggin' sheep yourself!!! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA
You Jack ass...

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Shaun Ponsonby
12-17-2007, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
Ah yes. "Stir up some passion with Uncle Bens."

Does (soy)sauce go with that?

Each to their own...

I don't really care for it...

I mean, it's no ketchup, is it?
RAY4583
12-20-2007, 10:40 PM
C'mon, Boob, gimme something. You friggin' idiot... Are you stuck lookin' for a particular key on your keyboard all this time? (You ain't exactly Einstein either, Shaun Pansy...)
VanHalener
12-20-2007, 10:49 PM
Can't we all just turn it up to 11?
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VanHalener
12-25-2007, 01:55 AM
As long as I do not see Bass Player pull this shite with Bette there is still hope.
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