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LoungeMachine
11-05-2007, 02:31 PM
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Report: Al Qaeda to Launch Cyber-Attack on Nov. 11
Friday, November 02, 2007

By Lisa Vaas


Al Qaeda plans to launch an electronic Jihad on Nov. 11, attacking "Western, Jewish, Israeli, Muslim apostate and Shiite Web sites," according to an unconfirmed report.

The report comes from DEBKAfile, an Israeli online military intelligence magazine, which said on Oct. 30 that its counter-terror sources had picked up a special Internet announcement in Arabic.

According to DEBKAfile, Osama bin Laden's followers announced on Oct. 29 that on "Day One they [would] test their skills by launching cyber attacks against 15 targeted sites" and would expand the e-Jihad thereafter until "hundreds of thousands of Islamist hackers are in action against untold numbers of anti-Muslim sites."



DEBKAfile's sources told the news outlet that American intelligence agents, in their eagerness to track the sites, wound up crashing al Qaeda's sites shortly after the first announcement.

On Oct. 30 the sites were back up, reportedly claiming that their Islamic firewalls had shrugged off "infidel assault."

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"Our sources say the instructions come in simple language and are organized in sections according to target," the DEBKAfile article said. "They offer would-be martyrs, who for one reason or another are unable to fight in the field, to fulfill their jihad obligations on the Net. These virtual martyrs are assured of the same thrill and sense of elation as a jihadi on the 'battlefield.'"



DEBKAfile's theory is that Usama bin Laden's terrorist group is retaliating against Western intelligence agencies' habit of detecting new terrorist sites and knocking them offline as soon as they're up.

[Other experts have said the jihadi Web sites are being knocked offline by Western e-vigilantes, to the chagrin of intelligence-gathering agencies who would rather have the sites left up and running.]

DEBKAfile says Al Qaeda thwarted the Western assaults by posting dozens of new sites simultaneously, causing the intelligence agents to scramble in their efforts to take them down.

But the electronic arms race has of late seen al Qaeda's operatives getting better at keeping their sites online for longer even while Western attackers got better at taking them down.

Now, according to DEBKAfile, "Bin Laden's cyber legions are fighting back."

The attack would be carried out with a software kit known as Electronic Jihad 2.0, Paul Henry, vice president of technology evangelism for Secure Computing, has told various news outlets.

That software, which has been around for some three years, has purportedly become easily configurable and could be downloaded by attackers who could then launch a distributed denial-of-service attack.

It all sounds serious, but the report is being treated with skepticism by many law enforcement officials, and with good reason. This is not the first rumor about an electronic Jihad to seize the Internet citizenry's imagination.

Aug. 26, 2004 was also supposed to see the Internet go down in e-flames from a sustained and devastating cyber-attack by Islamic cyber-Jihadists, but the rumors at that time turned out to be utterly baseless.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,307601,00.html

thome
11-05-2007, 02:42 PM
Oh!! FAKK!!!!

Wich internet hosting firm did they hire ..?

Are they Mac or PC.

Do I need Spybot?

Do O&A have anything to do with this.

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!

FORD
11-05-2007, 03:07 PM
**UPDATE**

The "Al Qaeda" attack on the Internet has been postponed, due to delays in the release of Microsoft's "Windows Jihad" operating system.

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer released a statement today saying that "Windows Jihad" now has a projected release date in the third quarter of 2008, or in other words, right in time for the election.

http://www.villiard.com/images/windows-vista.jpg

Jim Shetterlini
11-05-2007, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by FORD
**UPDATE**

The "Al Qaeda" attack on the Internet has been postponed, due to delays in the release of Microsoft's "Windows Jihad" operating system.

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer released a statement today saying that "Windows Jihad" now has a projected release date in the third quarter of 2008, or in other words, right in time for the election.

http://www.villiard.com/images/windows-vista.jpg

Well, "better late than way to early" to help us win another election.

LoungeMachine
11-05-2007, 04:36 PM
Welp, they started the Cali fires, so this only makes sense......

:gulp:

Gotta love the FAUX

We Distort, You Comply

Eddie's Booze
11-05-2007, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by FORD
**UPDATE**

The "Al Qaeda" attack on the Internet has been postponed, due to delays in the release of Microsoft's "Windows Jihad" operating system.

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer released a statement today saying that "Windows Jihad" now has a projected release date in the third quarter of 2008, or in other words, right in time for the election.

http://www.villiard.com/images/windows-vista.jpg

I take it your not too much into Windows Vista???

:D

Guitar Shark
11-05-2007, 05:46 PM
AQ should consult with the BCE. After all, the BCE hacked into FORD's computer several years ago, so they know what they're doing.

LoungeMachine
11-05-2007, 05:52 PM
Yeah, but how hard is it to hack into something built at Radio Shack with spare parts left over from an old HP Magazine order?

:gulp:

Besides, AQ is a proponent of Mac.

Hear tell they're very anti-MSV

FORD
11-05-2007, 06:11 PM
I NEVER owned a Trash80 :mad:

I did own a Timex/Sinclair 1000, but I don't think I ever even plugged it in. Even the Vic-20 kicked that thing's ass.

LoungeMachine
11-05-2007, 06:17 PM
LMAO

Wanna push a button of FORD'S ?

that's how. ;)

Guitar Shark
11-05-2007, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO

Wanna push a button of FORD'S ?

that's how. ;)

Another way: Ridicule Kurt Cobain. ;)

LoungeMachine
11-05-2007, 06:26 PM
Bring up the Howard Dean Scream ;)

EAT MY ASSHOLE
11-05-2007, 06:45 PM
Show photographic, audio, and video proof that he once sucked Sammy Hagar's cock (albeit, back in the Montrose days)

LoungeMachine
11-05-2007, 06:50 PM
Blame it on youth.

Like someone with the name EMA didnt experiment in College. :rolleyes:

Guitar Shark
11-05-2007, 07:07 PM
Someone with the name EMA went to college?

LoungeMachine
11-05-2007, 07:10 PM
He might be a perv.....

but at least he's a bright one.

:gulp:

FORD
11-05-2007, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Show photographic, audio, and video proof that he once sucked Sammy Hagar's cock (albeit, back in the Montrose days)

I was 6 years old when the Montrose album was released.

Sammy isn't a priest, and I'm not Catholic. Or gay.

FORD
11-05-2007, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Blame it on youth.

Like someone with the name EMA didnt experiment in College. :rolleyes:

When do you think he discovered pussy on the half-shell?

Nitro Express
11-06-2007, 01:49 AM
Why would they crash the internet. The biggest horn dogs I know are muslims. No way could they survive without internet porn.

A friend of mine just got back from Kuwait and said there's porn shops all over there. Ha! ha!

ELVIS
11-06-2007, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
A friend of mine just got back from Kuwait and said there's porn shops all over there. Ha! ha!



That's basically why they want to kill us...

Nitro Express
11-06-2007, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
That's basically why they want to kill us...

No. That's the excuse they use on why they want to kill us. Like the Jews and Christians, the Muslims have been using so called religiouse beliefs to justify their violent actions and quest for power.

We used it to fuck the native Americans over with the Manifest Destiny concept. The Jews have used the Zionist concept to fuck the Palistinians. The radical Muslims are using the Maadi concept to fuck us.

It's all about fucking. FUCK FUCK FUCK. So porn and adult shops should fit in real good. Maybe they have dildos with Mahammed on them.

LoungeMachine
11-06-2007, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
That's basically why they want to kill us...

:rolleyes:

EAT MY ASSHOLE
11-07-2007, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Someone with the name EMA went to college?

Vassar! Class of '69!