Ozzy Fudd
11-10-2007, 02:34 PM
It gives you something to think about.
>
> I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave
> her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her
> and told her that she had made a mistake in MY
> favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what
> she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back
> again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This actually happened
> in Austin at MoPac Boulevard and Parmer Lane.
>
> They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>
> I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande
> Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that
> said "buy one-get one free." "They're already
> buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free" She hand ed
> me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
>
> They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>
> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
> shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
>
> They Walk Among Us!
>
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
> direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up
> every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
> sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."
>
> They Walk Among Us!!
>
> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
> call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told
> him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He
> responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I
> said, "Uh, Pacific."
>
> They Walk Among Us!
>
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat
> belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
>
> They Walk Among Us!
>
> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> discounted 10%.
> Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times
> 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>
> They Walk Among Us!
>
> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
> lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
> smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I
> was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
>
> They Walk Among Us!
>
> While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
> go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
> into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
> time before responding. "Just cut it in to 4 pieces; I don't think I'm
> hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
>
> Yep, They Walk Among Us!
>
> They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL.....they VOTE!
~*~Take each day as it comes~*~
>
> I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave
> her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her
> and told her that she had made a mistake in MY
> favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what
> she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back
> again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This actually happened
> in Austin at MoPac Boulevard and Parmer Lane.
>
> They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>
> I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande
> Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that
> said "buy one-get one free." "They're already
> buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free" She hand ed
> me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
>
> They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
>
> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
> shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
>
> They Walk Among Us!
>
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
> direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up
> every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for
> sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."
>
> They Walk Among Us!!
>
> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
> call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told
> him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He
> responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I
> said, "Uh, Pacific."
>
> They Walk Among Us!
>
> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat
> belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
>
> They Walk Among Us!
>
> My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> discounted 10%.
> Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times
> 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>
> They Walk Among Us!
>
> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
> lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
> smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I
> was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
>
> They Walk Among Us!
>
> While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
> go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
> into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
> time before responding. "Just cut it in to 4 pieces; I don't think I'm
> hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
>
> Yep, They Walk Among Us!
>
> They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL.....they VOTE!
~*~Take each day as it comes~*~