Now you can shove a Xmas tree up JC's ass!!

[FORD]

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/christiandollarstore_1971_54236528

The Jesus Tree Topper

Top your Christmas tree with this Jesus tree topper, and remember the real meaning of Christmas. "If I be lifted up I will draw all men unto Me". It is truely beautiful. Top quality, real silk gown, made of resin, nail prints in hands, and 12" tall. Lights up when plugged in.

King of Glory. Hollow in center. Not sold anywhere else, our own patented design. Can be used all year round, even Easter.

Uh, I don't know about this....... Isn't ramming a tree up the Lord's ass a bit disrespectful?

And I'm sure being attached to a large piece of wood ONCE was more than enough for Jesus. :(


Linketh (http://www.christiandollarstore.com/jesdec.html)

[FORD]

"King of Glory. Hollow in center". Much like the Right Wing who claims to follow Him.

[LoungeMachine]

What does Jesus have to do with Christmas?

:gulp:

[FORD]

Are you channeling Sesh today or what?

[LoungeMachine]

LOL

:gulp:

[DrMaddVibe]

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[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
What does Jesus have to do with Christmas?

:gulp:

Absolutely nothing.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Absolutely nothing.

It's a War On Christmas........




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:gulp:

[bueno bob]

Well...better than the first tree, I suppose...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/Xrandomness89X/jesus_snickers.jpg

[Little Texan]

I'm sure Mithras...er, Jesus, doesn't mind. After all, he is just a mythical figure.

[Little Texan]

Incidentally, historically December 25 was a pagan holiday, and the birthdate of Mithras, which Christianity "borrowed" that date in which to celebrate the birth of the mythical figure known as Jesus. Jesus, if he were a real person, would have more likely have been born sometime in the spring. So this celebrating this Christmas holiday is really much ado about nothing when you get right down to it, other than people maxing out their credit cards and amassing a large amount of debt for next year.

[Little Texan]

http://www.taivaansusi.net/historia/mithraism.html

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by FORD
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/christiandollarstore_1971_54236528

The Jesus Tree Topper

Top your Christmas tree with this Jesus tree topper, and remember the real meaning of Christmas. "If I be lifted up I will draw all men unto Me". It is truely beautiful. Top quality, real silk gown, made of resin, nail prints in hands, and 12" tall. Lights up when plugged in.

King of Glory. Hollow in center. Not sold anywhere else, our own patented design. Can be used all year round, even Easter.

Uh, I don't know about this....... Isn't ramming a tree up the Lord's ass a bit disrespectful?

And I'm sure being attached to a large piece of wood ONCE was more than enough for Jesus. :(


Linketh (http://www.christiandollarstore.com/jesdec.html)

They made Jesus look like a fag. He probably would enjoy a few things up his ass. :D

[Unchainme]

Jesus is just alright with me...

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by FORD
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/christiandollarstore_1971_54236528


That Jesus looks like another "King" I know...

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/09/ceo_socnet/image/burger-king.jpg

[Little Texan]

Hey Jesus, the Burger King called, and he wants his crown back!

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by FORD
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/christiandollarstore_1971_54236528

The Jesus Tree Topper

Top your Christmas tree with this Jesus tree topper, and remember the real meaning of Christmas. "If I be lifted up I will draw all men unto Me". It is truely beautiful. Top quality, real silk gown, made of resin, nail prints in hands, and 12" tall. Lights up when plugged in.

King of Glory. Hollow in center. Not sold anywhere else, our own patented design. Can be used all year round, even Easter.

Uh, I don't know about this....... Isn't ramming a tree up the Lord's ass a bit disrespectful?

And I'm sure being attached to a large piece of wood ONCE was more than enough for Jesus. :(


Linketh (http://www.christiandollarstore.com/jesdec.html)

Ya know what your alright in my book brother.

[Susie Q]

Linketh...lol...I dunno why, but that struck me as real funny.

Ford has a great dry sense of humor, don't he? :D

[Anonymous]

Jesus Tree Topper?

That's it - gays are taking over the world.

I was born two decades too late and a century too soon.

When gays DO take over the world, men like me will be in much demand.

I bet at that time, no woman would hurl something at me when I asked her to get me another beer. Yes, you're cleaning the house, but I'm watching Wrestlemania, dammit!

Is there no priorities anymore?

Cheers! :bottle: