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flappo
05-14-2004, 06:20 PM
Post composed in 14 minutes and 12 seconds.

Riddler the Fiddler By Van Gully

(Think of, along the lines, of a Misfits type of tune)


A twit with a comicbook villian's name
Thinkin' he's a bad-ass
Playin' in a man's game
Nose up hitch's ass
Like a dog in heat
Trollin' the internet
Lookin' for the man-meat!

(chorus)
He's the Riddler
A cock fiddler
He's the Riddler
An ass diddler
(repeat 2x)

The wascilly wabbit
Of the internet
With a crack-pipe habit
he's the hitchbrain's butt pet

He claims to take the highroad
But like a good little toad
He likes to let hitch
Travel up his dirt road

(chorus - repeat 2x)

He's obnoxious
Slightly noxious
Likes to satisfy hitch
By wearing underwear
That are crotchless

He idolizes Tiny Tim
As a grand hero
But just like hitch
He's nothin' but a fuckin' ZERO

(chorus - repeat 2x)

A too cool playa
He claims to be
But he acts more like
A two dollar whore
On her mutha-fuckin' knees!

He's the....

Riddler
Cock fiddler
A diddler

Riddler
diddler
fiddler
Riddler
diddler
Riddler

A COCK FIDDLER !!

( song ends with cras and explosion)

Mr Grimsdale
05-14-2004, 06:33 PM
fookin' ace

gets my vote

Mr Grimsdale
05-14-2004, 06:33 PM
guess what...

Mr Grimsdale
05-14-2004, 06:33 PM
ooh no missus no