NSFW! Asian Chicks Battle it out in Pee Shooting Competition

[Golden AWe]

HAHAHAHA

http://www.filecabi.net/video/asiancomp.html

THE BEST VIDEO EVER?

CATO, HERE'S YOUR SILLY POWER BACK!!!!

[Matt White]

RE-MARK-ABLE

[Dan]

Damn,Those Girls Can Piss.:D

[Little Texan]

Most of those girls are shooting out mostly air! It's as if they have pressurized air in their cunts! I don't know about you, but I've never shot pressurized air out of my pecker while trying to piss, so how are these girls doing it? Is there an anatomical explanation for it? I mean, that piss is blowing out of their pussies like air blows out of a whale's blowhole! How are they doing that? BTW, that first chick pissed further than most men can piss with their tool!

[Golden AWe]

Japanese chicks can do it all...

This all left me strangely aroused.

It's almost...

it's almost...

it's almost like I want a japanese chick pee on me!

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Dan
Damn,Those Girls Can Piss.:D

The cash prize must have been big. Those girls were seriouse. I was expecting to see so poo fly as well.

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Japanese chicks can do it all...

This all left me strangely aroused.

It's almost...

it's almost...

it's almost like I want a japanese chick pee on me!

Not me. It reminded me of a skunk spraying.

[Nitro Express]

I think the straining to get the piss out was causing their cunt to make cunt farts. I used to bang this girl that I could make the best cunt farts with. It would sound like a airplane with a broken motor that was ready to crash. Sppppppppp Sppppppppp Spppppppp. :D

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Japanese chicks can do it all...

This all left me strangely aroused.

It's almost...

it's almost...

it's almost like I want a japanese chick pee on me!

What do you mean, almost?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

I just watched the video - it's friggin' hilarious!

I wish I lived in Japan...

Cheers1 :bottle:

[binnie]

Fuckin' fantastic.

That is the best part piece ever - no one can top that!

[binnie]

Fuckin' fantastic.

That is the best party piece ever - no one can top that!

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
I just watched the video - it's friggin' hilarious!

I wish I lived in Japan...

Cheers1 :bottle:

The best reality TV I ever saw. Japan rules!

[Terry]

The thread title alone guaranteed I was gonna check it out.

[NATEDOG001976]

Got Wood?

[Antman]

Man, what the fuck is wrong with the Japs??? Dropping the bomb had worse effects than anyone coulda ever guessed. Hope we learned our lesson.

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by Antman
Man, what the fuck is wrong with the Japs??? Dropping the bomb had worse effects than anyone coulda ever guessed. Hope we learned our lesson.

Why not drop another???

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm bubbling in a most uncomfortable manner

[Golden AWe]

We need someone to translate what the girls are saying when they are communicating with their peeholes.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
it's almost like I want a japanese chick pee on me!

It is a highly overrated experience! :D

Mezro...taking out your contact lenses helps cut down on the burning...

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Antman
Man, what the fuck is wrong with the Japs??? Dropping the bomb had worse effects than anyone coulda ever guessed. Hope we learned our lesson.

If all our bombing made the Japanese behave this way, then it was a good thing! I wish we had stuff like this on our television channels. I'm bored to tears of watching people flip homes, dance, and eat each other on islands.

[Panamark]

Um, you guys sure that aint some sort of colonic cleansing fluid
shooting out thier assholes ?? :eek:

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Um, you guys sure that aint some sort of colonic cleansing fluid
shooting out thier assholes ?? :eek:

I Have Been Told The Ladies Down In King's Cross Do Something Like That,Only What I Have Heard,Any Truth In That,Mark?

[Panamark]

DTM !!

I havent been up the Cross for many many years..
Im not aware of their current trends, as such :)

If you are in Sydney, and like a good strip show,
(or need some drugs !) thats the place to go ;)

When you get married you tend to stop hanging out
at such places ! lol....

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
DTM !!

I havent been up the Cross for many many years..
Im not aware of their current trends, as such :)

If you are in Sydney, and like a good strip show,
(or need some drugs !) thats the place to go ;)

When you get married you tend to stop hanging out
at such places ! lol....

Cheers Mate.:)

Hope You Are Enjoying,Summer.:D

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Dan
Cheers Mate.:)

Hope You Are Enjoying,Summer.:D

For five minutes :)
Now Im off to winter in the USA.... :p
We have had a delayed summer in Oz this year
so Im thinking I will get several months of the
hot stuff upon return...

I watched "Once were Warriors" last night, I've seen it
a 100 times I think, I thought of you... Is that film an
accurate portrayal ? Or a bit of drama thrown together
for the films sake... Gives modern day Maori's a bad
look, hey...

Most maori's I've met have been jolly fellas..
Great blokes ! Is there a bad element out there ?

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Panamark
Um, you guys sure that aint some sort of colonic cleansing fluid
shooting out thier assholes ?? :eek:

I don't know, but damn I wish I was there in person so I could get a better look. :D

[ThrillsNSpills]

boy , notice the drama queen at the end. I thought she'd shoot a snickers bar acrost the room.

wonder why that show never got picked up in the states.

[pownography]

is the link broken?

[twonabomber]

Seriously? This thread is nearly seven years old...

[ZahZoo]

Some are a little slower than others...

[Anonymous]

5 will get you a grand that this guy didn't find this site while looking for David Lee Roth or Van Halen.

Seriously, who the fuck cares about those fags, anymore?

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

And just where the hell have you been???

[Anonymous]

Busy. What's it to you?

Now, come closer, my balls are just bursting for a touch, mah nigga brotha!

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Busy. What's it to you?

Now, come closer, my balls are just bursting for a touch, mah nigga brotha!

Cheers! :beers:

Niggas for life!!!

[Anonymous]

Niggas for life!!!

What's our excuse for running wild this time? Do we even need one? LET'S TEAR THIS PLACE APART!!!

And then... TEH INTERNETZ WILL FALL!!!

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

Here we go again :biggrin:
Remember being mean isn't nice , being nice is .

[Anonymous]

Here we go again :biggrin:
Remember being mean isn't nice , being nice is .

Being nice is what? Mean? I agree. How goes it, Vandmeister? Are you man enough to throw me a beer all the way to the South of Europe? Or do you throw like a girl?

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Now wait, the damn link IS broken, what the fuck???

I NEED to watch that video. BAD. Ahem, for research purposes only, of course. *cough*

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

Dude I have the shakes I would spill most of it , I will see you a brown ale tonight in the pub .
How's you ima , you have had a low profile recently .

[Seshmeister]

Now wait, the damn link IS broken, what the fuck???

I NEED to watch that video. BAD. Ahem, for research purposes only, of course. *cough*

Cheers! :beers:


I think it may be along these lines... :)



http://i.imgur.com/NgjViCD.gif

[DONNIEP]

What's our excuse for running wild this time? Do we even need one? LET'S TEAR THIS PLACE APART!!!

And then... TEH INTERNETZ WILL FALL!!!

Cheers! :beers:

We ain't never not needed no reason to not tear something up!

[DONNIEP]

I think it may be along these lines... :)



http://i.imgur.com/NgjViCD.gif

Now that is art!

[Anonymous]

I throw like a girl.

Been burned out on the whole internet shenanigans. That prank we pulled last year really got out of hand, it was more internet drama than I had ever had.

In hindsight, we probably should've stopped when things started to get a bit serious, but then again, that's when it started to get really funny.

I'll raise a cold one for you tonite, V-man.

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

Fuck a chickpea thread ... I get to crack my chick pea joke yeah

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil .
I wouldn't pay a Tenner to let a lentil on my face :)

[Anonymous]

I think it may be along these lines... :)



http://i.imgur.com/NgjViCD.gif

Holy fuck, that may be the second sexiest thing I ever saw! Google Image, don't fail me now!!!

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Holy fuck, that may be the second sexiest thing I ever saw! Google Image, don't fail me now!!!

Cheers! :beers:

Even sexier than this?

http://s29.postimg.org/94sneiqxz/3_151_zpsc66a624b.jpg

[vandeleur]

Man if you would have blanked the title we would have had some interesting posts ..... Still nice fake rack lol

[DONNIEP]

Man if you would have blanked the title we would have had some interesting posts ..... Still nice fake rack lol

Ah shit, I didn't think about that.

[DONNIEP]

Fixed! Dammit - where the hell is my admin button???

[Anonymous]

Oh my lord, look at those "I'm gonna blow you dry" eyes.

You'd have to be a fag not to hit that! Quick, to the House of Trannies! Wait, crap. It's gone. I may have to start a new one.

It'll be horrible to trudge through the whole ordeal of finding the good, clean ones amidst all that filth on Google Images again, but it'll be worth it! It was - and will be - the cleanest dirty thread in the history of the webz.

It was also the most popular on the site, for some reason... :umm:

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Oh my lord, look at those "I'm gonna blow you dry" eyes.

You'd have to be a fag not to hit that! Quick, to the House of Trannies! Wait, crap. It's gone. I may have to start a new one.

Cheers! :beers:

Cheers! :beers:

Ahh...The House Of Trannies...good times, good times indeed! Start a new one here - Sesh probably won't go nuts unless it's all cocks out and stuff.

:biggrin:

[Anonymous]

Man if you would have blanked the title we would have had some interesting posts ..... Still nice fake rack lol

You know, those might not be fake... I've even seen, I mean, someone told me once that some of them even produce milk. No, you faggot, I mean REAL milk. From the nipples. I'm actually not making this up.

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Ahh...The House Of Trannies...good times, good times indeed! Start a new one here - Sesh probably won't go nuts unless it's all cocks out and stuff.

:biggrin:

There was no such thing as cocks in the House of Trannies. I mean, there was, obviously, but you couldn't see them. It was good, clean fun. Almost Disney-like in its purity & innocence.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

You know, those might not be fake... I've even seen, I mean, someone told me once that some of them even produce milk. No, you faggot, I mean REAL milk. From the nipples. I'm actually not making this up.

Cheers! :beers:

Well ask your friend for a link to this Goddess and post it up!

And will there be some dark and lovelies in the House Of Trannies? You know I likes me some hot chocolate! Speaking of hot chocolate, where's that video? The one with all the "chicks' and it's playing You Sexy Thing in the background?

[DONNIEP]

There was no such thing as cocks in the House of Trannies. I mean, there was, obviously, but you couldn't see them. It was good, clean fun. Almost Disney-like in its purity & innocence.

Cheers! :beers:

I do believe it's time for the Interwebz Favorite Gameshow!!! Spot The Trannie!!!

[Anonymous]

Well ask your friend for a link to this Goddess and post it up!

And will there be some dark and lovelies in the House Of Trannies? You know I likes me some hot chocolate! Speaking of hot chocolate, where's that video? The one with all the "chicks' and it's playing You Sexy Thing in the background?

I can't right now, I'm at work, I mean, my friend is at work. And so am I. I'll search, uh, ask him for the video later on.

And yes, there will be some chocolate goodness, although I seem to remember having some trouble finding choccy trannies that were up to our standards of quality. Damn, nigga! They ugly!

Cheers! :beers:

[Seshmeister]

This weeks Roth Army Caption Competition!

More Japanese madness...

http://i54.tinypic.com/fc0kjq.gif

[DONNIEP]

I think there might be something wrong with pissing on an octopus. I'm not sure...but I think that might be bad.

[vandeleur]

Weird fuckers :biggrin:

[DONNIEP]

Weird fuckers :biggrin:

I know, right? I mean, you gotta draw the line somewhere or this is what you wind up with - chicks pissing on an octopus!

[vandeleur]

Mate am just glad you recognise there actually could even be a line :D

[DONNIEP]

Mate am just glad you recognise there actually could even be a line :D

Hence the Keep It Tucked Rule

[ZahZoo]

That octopussy action wasn't right...

[Anonymous]

Ok, fuck this.

I mean, *I* wouldn't mind being that fucking octopus, but that shit right there is fucking WRONG!

I put forth the motion that Sesh be banned for 3 days, see if it calms him the fuck down.

Right. Let's bring some FUCKING CLASS to this fucking joint.

Donnie, I can't find the Hot Chocolate video, but nevermind. Here's one that's almost as good, if not better. It's YouTube, so you know it's SFW*.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEqEyotuDa8

Keep in mind that it starts with the "worse", as it were, & works its way up to the good stuff. Personally, I could last, I mean, stomach this until #9. Caught my second wind around #6, but I couldn't manage past #5.

Cheers! :beers:

*Sexy Fuckin' Wimmen?

[Anonymous]

Hey, lookit what I found! Donnie, remember the first babe in the Sexy Thang video?

I think this is her! I'm in love, brah!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d63xK3xujMk

Fuck love, I'm in Heaven - she's all that I want, she's all that I need!

Wait, does quoting Bryan Adams makes me gay?

Cheers! :beers:

[Nitro Express]

This weeks Roth Army Caption Competition!

More Japanese madness...

http://i54.tinypic.com/fc0kjq.gif

That gives the sashimi a tangy flavor.

[Nitro Express]

When I was a kid, I always wondered what the adults were up to. When I found out what the adults were up to, they just behave like a bunch of naughty kids.

[Nitro Express]

Now that is art!

I want a fountain in my yard that looks just like it.

[DONNIEP]

Hey, lookit what I found! Donnie, remember the first babe in the Sexy Thang video?

I think this is her! I'm in love, brah!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d63xK3xujMk

Fuck love, I'm in Heaven - she's all that I want, she's all that I need!

Wait, does quoting Bryan Adams makes me gay?

Cheers! :beers:

Oh holy hell! A Trannie video with a Miley song in it?? I just might faint...

[Anonymous]

NEW! NEW! NEW!

For 2014!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpu3yBmLKEk

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!

It appears our lovely Amy is from Thailand? I'm off to the airport!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gun0O9hzxsM

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

I wanna be that lollipop!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F88EFHRtc8M

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

I want a fountain in my yard that looks just like it.

I'd put that fountain in my bedroom. I don't mind about the mess. I think I'm nearly amphibian anyway.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

I'm remodeling my bedroom. I want it to look just like this:

http://s23.postimg.org/9g1m4r8nf/Dudley_Moore.jpg

[DONNIEP]

Izzy, you made need to sit down before you look at this one...


http://s8.postimg.org/eh9dkarol/photo_Shemale_462936555.jpg

[Anonymous]

Mora Amy!

Set to that Lambada music thingy, stolen a couple years ago by Jennifer Lopez.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlhDwZjwSps

You gotta be a fag, if she does nothing for you. You MIGHT be a fag if she does something for you, but you're CERTAINLY a fag if she doesn't.

Oh, what a conundrum!

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Izzy, you made need to sit down before you look at this one...

Sorry Donnie, but no woman, ding dong or no ding dong, can ever come between me & my one true love Amy.

http://s2.postimg.org/5ql1nx05l/big_420.jpg

We're gonna get married soon, even if she doesn't know about it yet. I'll fly to Thailand & sweep or off her feet. We'll just have to buy double the condoms, that's all.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Sorry Donnie, but no woman, ding dong or no ding dong, can ever come between me & my one true love Amy.

http://s2.postimg.org/5ql1nx05l/big_420.jpg

We're gonna get married soon, even if she doesn't know about it yet. I'll fly to Thailand & sweep or off her feet. We'll just have to buy double the condoms, that's all.

Cheers! :beers:

Will we be pulling a train on her before the big day??

[Anonymous]

Will we be pulling a train on her before the big day??

You gotta be careful, or she & her friends will pull the train on YOU!

That's the only problem with ladyboys - you can't drink too much when you're with them, or you might find yourself on the wrong side of the action.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

You gotta be careful, or she & her friends will pull the train on YOU!

That's the only problem with ladyboys - you can't drink too much when you're with them, or you might find yourself on the wrong side of the action.

Cheers! :beers:

Ah, no biggie. I won't tell if you don't. But - no direct eye contact between us, ok? A ball touch is fine but if we look at each other that might make it weird.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, that's a HARD rule. No eye contact. It's awkward.

Just focus on the trannies, Donnie. Just focus on the eye candy.

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

All right, Izzy. One last one for ya then I got some, uh, stuff to do.

http://s24.postimg.org/6vii6mo2d/photo_Shemale_925556088.jpg

[Anonymous]

Well... alright. Amy, close your eyes for a moment. This won't last long.

http://s30.postimg.org/rivihr6k1/60564.jpg

Oh, alright. If you don't tell anyone, you can look.

Cheers! :beers:

[vandeleur]

The blond is a bird !!! You sure she isn't s tranny on account of an enormous clit :)

[Anonymous]

The blond is a bird !!! You sure she isn't s tranny on account of an enormous clit :)

I think you're missing the point, Vander. It don't matter whether she's a tranny or a girl - what matters is the confusion!

The more confused you get, the better. :lol:

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

The blond is a bird !!! You sure she isn't s tranny on account of an enormous clit :)

Nope. That there, my friend, is 100% GMO poontang. See, me and Izzy know how to find the good ones. Nothing but high class examples here in Izzy's House of Trannies!

[Anonymous]

Nope. That there, my friend, is 100% GMO poontang. See, me and Izzy know how to find the good ones. Nothing but high class examples here in Izzy's House of Trannies!

That's right, only the best GMO for our customers. We ain't got no fag crossdressers here. We have the best, full on proper female experience, only with that extra bit of spice.

But don't worry, it's tucked in for your convenience. You'll be eased up into the whole experience, & that extra bit of spice - a sausage in this case - will only bloom into view when you're already too excited to care.

Cheers! :beers:

[VetteLS5]

Wait, does quoting Bryan Adams makes me gay?

Possibly. Welcome Back... you've been missed.

[Anonymous]

Possibly. Welcome Back... you've been missed.

Vittles! :high5:

How's life treatin' ya, broham?

Cheers! :beers:

[VetteLS5]

Well. From the looks of it, you're... uh... back on track?

Countdown until arrival of Bar Mogul and Parrot, in T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7....

[VetteLS5]

Countdown until arrival of Bar Mogul and Parrot, in T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7....

Now before anyone gets offended... welcome Lounge and Jay. We kid because we love.

[Anonymous]

Well. From the looks of it, you're... uh... back on track?

Countdown until arrival of Bar Mogul and Parrot, in T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7....

Hush, you silly person. Let the past wither away into nothingness & focus on our lovely ladies.

Say hello to Patricia.

http://s28.postimg.org/tqv327g1p/Patricia_Araujo.jpg

http://s28.postimg.org/xr6ts6vwd/1322332100patricia_araujo_44.jpg

http://s28.postimg.org/e6sapevb1/1322332100patricia_araujo_22.jpg

http://s28.postimg.org/ffg6b1n99/6169725729_191a3ee8c2_b.jpg

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Oy vey!

http://s9.postimg.org/7ytusx56n/4f4561a4aecf2_full_2.jpg

http://s9.postimg.org/q0czqpz7j/53802d0941afa_full_2.jpg

http://s9.postimg.org/t5xlgxhtr/4f4561a4aecf2_full_11.jpg

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

Hello boner!!

[DONNIEP]

How's about another one from Angelika?

http://s30.postimg.org/kebyeasj5/photo_Shemale_110674536.jpg

[DONNIEP]

http://s22.postimg.org/k8mlzk5u9/tumblr_mvyua0v_Xb_T1s9gcpdo8_1280.jpg

[DONNIEP]

Izzy - I found you another brunette...

http://s13.postimg.org/hfgcr2dif/tumblr_n3enok_LZe_J1s9gcpdo10_1280.jpg

[FORD]

http://s22.postimg.org/k8mlzk5u9/tumblr_mvyua0v_Xb_T1s9gcpdo8_1280.jpg

If that is a dude, then his plastic surgeon should win a goddamned Nobel Prize!

[Nitro Express]

I'd put that fountain in my bedroom. I don't mind about the mess. I think I'm nearly amphibian anyway.

Cheers! :beers:

You would be sliding through the golden showers like you were on a Wham-O slippery slide.

[Nitro Express]

Nope. That there, my friend, is 100% GMO poontang. See, me and Izzy know how to find the good ones. Nothing but high class examples here in Izzy's House of Trannies!

Damn. I have to figure out where my hot grannies pictures are stored.

[Anonymous]

If that is a dude, then his plastic surgeon should win a goddamned Nobel Prize!

Just admit you would & be done with it. People might think you're a fag, or something, but if you say you wouldn't, then they'll KNOW you ARE a fag.

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

You would be sliding through the golden showers like you were on a Wham-O slippery slide.

I have no idea if a Wham-O slippery slide is any better than any other slippery slide, but you bet your ass I'd be riding those showers ALL DAY!

Word up, Higgs. How goes the best storyteller on the western hemisphere?

Cheers! :beers:

[Anonymous]

Izzy - I found you another brunette...

http://s13.postimg.org/hfgcr2dif/tumblr_n3enok_LZe_J1s9gcpdo10_1280.jpg

Huh... I... I... ayayayayay!!!

Just look at that class. That feminininility. Admit it. You've been out with worse.

Dear lord, you show up with THAT womarn at one of those fancy high society "balls", or parties, whatever, all the dried up old hags with be red with envy at such class. And poise. And grace. LEMME AT HER, I'll make her FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!

Cheers! :beers:

[DONNIEP]

If that is a dude, then his plastic surgeon should win a goddamned Nobel Prize!

Stunning, isn't she?

[Anonymous]

Stunning, isn't she?

Almost as stunning as... hey, remember Domino?

http://s16.postimg.org/mf92mfn39/domino_presley_by_otolaphoto_d74813c.jpg

Well, apparently, she's got a new haircut. You'll never guess...

Cheers! :beers: