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Nitro Express
12-04-2007, 11:22 PM
School house wasn't like this when I was a kid.

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diamondsgirl
12-05-2007, 09:13 PM
LOL! :D

Matt White
12-05-2007, 09:41 PM
"So it won't burn when you pee........."

LOL

Antman
12-05-2007, 11:06 PM
Funny.

Nickdfresh
12-06-2007, 12:11 AM
You never know who or what you're fucking. Could be a total homewrecking sleaze bag that sees more ass than a toilet seat...

NATEDOG001976
12-06-2007, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
You never know who or what you're fucking. Could be a total homewrecking sleaze bag...

Fuck Yeah bro!

Even my last girlfriend, I'm like...l'm just gonna keep wrappin' it up. One time the fucker fell off or something...oops...the fucker was way the fuck up in her. She had to dig for it...lol. That was break-up sex, or good bye sex or who know's what the fuck it was?

As you can tell I'm still not in my dating stage..lol.

"Women, can't live with em, pass the beer nuts"

Nickdfresh
12-06-2007, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by Antman
Funny.

I thought it was sort of obvious and dumb. IMO.

LoungeMachine
12-06-2007, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
You never know who or what you're fucking. Could be a total homewrecking sleaze bag that sees more ass than a toilet seat...


:eek:

:lol:

LMMFAO

Anyone we know?


:gulp:

Guitar Shark
12-06-2007, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Fuck Yeah bro!

Even my last girlfriend, I'm like...l'm just gonna keep wrappin' it up. One time the fucker fell off or something...oops...the fucker was way the fuck up in her. She had to dig for it...lol. That was break-up sex, or good bye sex or who know's what the fuck it was?

As you can tell I'm still not in my dating stage..lol.

"Women, can't live with em, pass the beer nuts"

Come on, admit it. You are a virgin.

LoungeMachine
12-06-2007, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976


One time the fucker fell off or something...oops...the fucker was way the fuck up in her. She had to dig for it...lol. "

Try the Smalls next time.

I think the Mediums may be a bit too much for you.

:gulp:

Guitar Shark
12-06-2007, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Try the Smalls next time.

I think the Mediums may be a bit too much for you.

:gulp:

:lol:

Beats mine...

LoungeMachine
12-06-2007, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
:lol:

Beats mine...

Yeah, but you're working on no sleep.

Hardly fair. ;)

Nickdfresh
12-07-2007, 12:23 AM
You guys are just brutal! :D

BTW, that cliche ridden cartoon is as about as funny as a gangrened penis. Seriously, no talent hack shit...

Nitro Express
12-07-2007, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Fuck Yeah bro!

Even my last girlfriend, I'm like...l'm just gonna keep wrappin' it up. One time the fucker fell off or something...oops...the fucker was way the fuck up in her. She had to dig for it...lol. That was break-up sex, or good bye sex or who know's what the fuck it was?

As you can tell I'm still not in my dating stage..lol.

"Women, can't live with em, pass the beer nuts"

Condoms slip off of small dicks. Invest in a pump and some Enzyte dude. :D

NATEDOG001976
12-07-2007, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
Condoms slip off of small dicks. Invest in a pump and some Enzyte dude. :D

I guess you would know?

Go fuck yourself.

Loser!

LoungeMachine
12-07-2007, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I guess you would know?

Go fuck yourself.

Loser!

Smashing retort, I say.

:gulp:

NATEDOG001976
12-08-2007, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Smashing retort, I say.

:gulp:

Retort: Left wing nazi!

NATEDOG001976
12-08-2007, 01:58 AM
Lounge:

Go put on some Van Halen.

Maybe the hate will go away!

Dan
12-08-2007, 02:28 AM
Never Try Using Tin-Foil For A Condom.:)

Dan
12-08-2007, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by Dan
I Mean Glad-Wrap Too.:)

Dan
12-08-2007, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Lounge:

Go put on some Van Halen.

Maybe the hate will go away!

Nate,Never Take What Anyone Has to Say For Real Dude.

NATEDOG001976
12-08-2007, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by Dan
Nate,Never Take What Anyone Has to Say For Real Dude.

I hear ya bro.....shit happens!

Nitro Express
12-10-2007, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by Dan
Nate,Never Take What Anyone Has to Say For Real Dude.

Yup. Nate in reality probably has a 10 inch dick and the condom came off because it couldn't take the strain. :D

But don't chicks just get pissed when they have to dig the rubber out? :D

LoungeMachine
12-10-2007, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by NATEDOG001976


One time the fucker fell off or something...oops...the fucker was way the fuck up in her. She had to dig for it...lol.



Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
shit happens!


Now it's making sense. :D


:gulp: