Name That Azz!!

[naturochem]

Guess who???

This Hollywood star is better known for her frontal assets... kind of obvious why now, I suppose!!

GUESS WHO THIS CHEEZE DOTTED ASS BELONGS TO??

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[naturochem]

'Guess we NOW know what you ate this summer -- everything!!!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt! WHAT THE FUCK???

[Little Texan]

Bitch is ugly without makeup, too! JLH never has done much for me, noways, to be honest. My cousin met her in person one time at a house of a friend of his, before she became mega-famous, of course, but he said she was about one stuck up fucking bitch...had an attitude like she was better than everybody else.

[naturochem]

I'd still schlong the skank...
but ONLY from the FRONT!! :D
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[bueno bob]

That's hardly any sin as far as I'm concerned...personal opinion/preference, maybe, but a little meat on the bones never bothered me at all...

I'd still hit it six ways to Thursday...

[Diamondjimi]

Cellulite......natures cottage cheese bags!

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[Antman]

I'd still fuck her silly. take her in a dimly lit room and bend her over and ouila, smooth sailin. Plus her tits are to die for. Not to mention that I'd give her a cup full o throat yogurt.

[Dan]

You Are Not Fucking The Cellulite,You Are Fucking The Pussy.:D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Dan
You Are Not Fucking The Cellulite,You Are Fucking The Pussy.:D

Or the tits...or ass...or mouth...or all of the above...

[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Or the tits...or ass...or mouth...or all of the above...

:D

[naturochem]

I suppose I'm a slightly spoiled motherfucker then!!

I'm a bit particular about the sound waves generated by my pelvis and ball bag slapping on skin!!

I need that short "slap" sound only created by nice, taut ass...

not that hollow "clapping" sound, like the fuckin belly of a cow makes...

Nope, I'm sure of it... I'd only fuck her face-to-face!!
(well, maybe COCK to face too...)
:D

[Dan]

Originally posted by naturochem
I suppose I'm a slightly spoiled motherfucker then!!

I'm a bit particular about the sound waves generated by my pelvis and ball bag slapping on skin!!

I need that short "slap" sound only created by nice, taut ass...

not that hollow "clapping" sound, like the fuckin belly of a cow makes...

Nope, I'm sure of it... I'd only fuck her face-to-face!!
(well, maybe COCK to face too...)
:D

Does Shaving Your Balls Help?:D

[naturochem]

Originally posted by Dan
Does Shaving Your Balls Help?:D
Definitely, also helps aerodynamically... adding speed to the swing, and thus usually resulting in a nice "ball bag bruise" on the cheek or lower pelvis of the hammer'ee -- depending upon which direction they're swingin'!!!
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[Dan]

Originally posted by naturochem
Definitely, also helps aerodynamically... adding speed to the swing, and thus usually resulting in a nice "ball bag bruise" on the cheek or lower pelvis of the hammer'ee -- depending upon which direction they're swingin'!!!
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Amen To That.:)

[binnie]

Originally posted by bueno bob
That's hardly any sin as far as I'm concerned...personal opinion/preference, maybe, but a little meat on the bones never bothered me at all...

I'd still hit it six ways to Thursday...

Brother Bob speaks wise words! And I too would fuck seven shades of shit out of Jen - a firm contender for LARG girl of the year methinks...

However, I remember what The_Kid used to say: I expect more from celebirties. If you're paid to look good, then you'd better look fuckin good, y'know. No excuses for letting yourself go, even a bit.

Maybe the Roth Army women can correct me here, but doesn't cellulite happen more if your weight fluctuates frequently? (I'm not accusing any of out lovely Roth Army ladies of having cellulite, I'm just asking for a female opinion :D) It seems to me that when Jen is "working" she probably has to eat next to nothing and keep in very good shape, and when she's not she probably let's herself go a little - thus the cottage cheese.

[binnie]

Originally posted by naturochem


Nope, I'm sure of it... I'd only fuck her face-to-face!!
(well, maybe COCK to face too...)
:D

Bullshit! You'd fuck her any damn way she asked you too - you know you would.... :D

[naturochem]

Originally posted by binnie
Bullshit! You'd fuck her any damn way she asked you too - you know you would.... :D
The lucky wench that receives the brunt of my "artillery" on a regular basis has about 10 times the wood factor as does today's JLH...

Now, the "I know what you did last summer" JLH, could specify longitude AND latitude coordinates for exact placement of multiple-shot, ceiling-hitting, ordinance-worthy load's!!!
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[binnie]

Originally posted by naturochem
The lucky wench that receives the brunt of my "artillery" on a regular basis has about 10 times the wood factor as does today's JLH...



Maybe, but given the opportunity you'd definately hit it!

[Matt White]

Oh Boy

[bueno bob]

A decent sized ass can also make for a nice cushion when the balls slap...it's not ALWAYS bad...not like she's 600 pounds or anything...

:)

[VanHalener]

I'd hit it four times a day.
That will help swing her back into shape.
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[Dan]

Whack Whack With My Ball Sacks.:D

[thome]

HOLY CRAP!!!! LOOK AT THE CANS ON THAT ORANGIE REDISHIE PINKIE HAIRED CHICK IN YOUR SIG!!!!!


Have you seen that stutter stutter bendie silly ..... FOOKIN SPLENDIFERGOOSE!!!

That Chippie is SMOKIN!!!

I think she needs a light excuse me while I wip this out.

Hey Baby Wasss zappinninn come here often.

I like long beaches and walking all over you!!!

Do you want to tango I can do the rumba if you know what I mean... he he he all he ehe heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

I got six shooter loaded in the back of my limo that I park next to my Yatch that was in Majorka last year cause I am so sexy ...

Wanna play bang bang boogie said up jump the boogie to the rythm of the boogie the beat.!!!

have I got a line for you chicks dig me cause I so sexy


She wants me.


Cause I'm HOTT that's with too -T's- cause that's hotter than one -T- like me......... thome the cool guy.

she gotta have me..



What was the Question I was hippmotize..........


Oh yeah ooooh Baby you get me goin

That hair, those eyes, that cool ciggy, lookin for some fire ....


C'mon Baby lemmie do-it for you you know i can ....


Opps sorry again ever-ie -bodie I forgot the.......Ques
Kwesstion ........ JEEZZ that bodie oh my mymy


Riddle me this Riddle me that who want to be against all that .....


Have I drivin you MADS with wanton desire i know I have cause thome has what it take to make the ladies insane.........



*slowly * with one of those silly smiles of complete self indulgece .....



Yes.....................................I......... ..............................Know................ ...thome is where it's at.













Was it good for you .I need a ciggy just thinking about it.

Got a light.