This Forum is FUCKING Pathetic

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Three active threads??? One of them being this one?

Sad. A Sammy Hagar show gets more attention. And he's a fat fuck.

[Redballjets88]

the last part is great justification.

[Guitar Shark]

I agree, but bueno bob is modding this forum now. Things are looking up!!!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
the last part is great justification.

Eat My...


Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I agree, but bueno bob is modding this forum now. Things are looking up!!!

Asshole.

[Matt White]

STAY TUNED

[LoungeMachine]

Well, this thread happened under bueno's watch.

Hence, it is HE who is responible for ignoring The Mod daily Briefing entitled ASSHOLE DETERMINED TO STRIKE.

:gulp:

Next phase, we invade Iraq.

[Matt White]

"FIRE AT WILL....RODGER."

[Isaac R.]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Well, this thread happened under bueno's watch.

Hence, it is HE who is responible for ignoring The Mod daily Briefing entitled ASSHOLE DETERMINED TO STRIKE.

:gulp:

Next phase, we invade Iraq.

Hey now, hold on a minute there Mister Man...Bob's not solely at fault here, he was ummm... given faulty intelligence!...Yeah, that's it...

[bueno bob]

I'm cuntfused...do I dump this? :confused:

[VanHalener]

Though I think EMA is trying to be a motivator...

Put her there, Bob...
http://i11.tinypic.com/43f9mi0.jpg

[Dan]

Dump It.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I'm cuntfused...do I dump this? :confused:

Already freezing up under the pressure.

That didnt take long. :D


:gulp:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Already freezing up under the pressure.

That didnt take long. :D


:gulp:

Quick, where's the "ban" feature on this thing?

:D

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Less is mor :)

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

I really, really can't stress enough how bad this forum sucks ass. :mad:

But at least it's better than the fucking Front Line... :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
I really, really can't stress enough how bad this forum sucks ass. :mad:

But at least it's better than the fucking Front Line... :D

Look at this way.

Now you have 2 forums with which to get your ass handed to you by people you deem your intellectual inferiors.

:gulp:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Look at this way.

Now you have 2 forums with which to get your ass handed to you by people you deem your intellectual inferiors.

:gulp:

With a first sentence like that, I think it's pretty well-confirmed that you are indeed my - hell, you're even BRIE'S - intellectual inferior.

I thought this forum was fucking pathetic before. But with Lunge now contributing to it, it's fucking patheticness is even more fucking pathetic than I previously imagined.

[bueno bob]

While that is indeed a lot of patheticness, have no fear! For I sense that somebody will one day HAVE a take, a take which does NOT fall into Main, The Tour Thread, The Picture Forums, Non, Gear Street, The Front Line, House of Music, The Locker Room, VH/DLR Songs, Bootleg Corner, DLR News, Feedback, The Dump, Arielles, The Sheep Pen, or Douche.

And yes, EMA...on that very special, very wonderful, very long awaited day of beauty, yes...

On that day...this forum WILL have a reason! YES! IT WILL HAVE A PURPOSE! A SPECIAL PURPOSE, A PURPOSE ALL IT'S OWN!!!

Will you be there with me, EMA? Will you be there to share in it's beauty and glory, to bask in THE MAGNIFICENT RADIANCE that is DLR'S STATE YOUR TAKE?!?!?!?

SAY YOU'LL BE THERE, EMA! STAND PROUD, STAND TALL, STAND TRUE!!!

AND STAND WITH ME!!!!

[Anonymous]

Hmmm...

Looks to me as if B.'s inviting EMA for a little rolly-polly.

With jelly.

Who'd have thunk it?

E., seems like your stalking is starting to pay off.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

You can't hold me responsible for the posts I make while stoned.

Which eliminates about 96% of my responsibility around here.

:mad:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Will you be there with me, EMA? Will you be there to share in it's beauty and glory, to bask in THE MAGNIFICENT RADIANCE that is DLR'S STATE YOUR TAKE?!?!?!?

SAY YOU'LL BE THERE, EMA! STAND PROUD, STAND TALL, STAND TRUE!!!

No.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
No.

Dick.

:mad:

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
No.

I disagree, but then again, it may just be the asparagus talking.

[binnie]

I vote sticky!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
I vote sticky!

You want this stickied? Fine, I'll be right over and jack off all over your computer. Leave some of your best lesbian porn next to the keyboard.

Thanks!

[ThrillsNSpills]

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[binnie]

Now things are looking up!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
Now things are looking up!

Thanks to that lesbian porn you left by your computer, yes, "things" are indeed looking up. :D

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
A Sammy Hagar show gets more attention. And he's a fat fuck.
So did Fan Introduction.

And if you mod Bob, you may as well mod Three Lock Rock because both egos are just as equal in different ways.
Modding both for the same forum may give the place some attention.

Ahh, follow Natra's advice - mod all of Bob's aliases and have a thousand mods!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
So did Fan Introduction.

And if you mod Bob, you may as well mod Three Lock Rock because both egos are just as equal in different ways.
Modding both for the same forum may give the place some attention.

Ahh, follow Natra's advice - mod all of Bob's aliases and have a thousand mods!

I should SO edit that...

Steve, remember - I was HARDLY the only "Three Lock Rock" around this joint...there were a couple of other guilty parties, most of whom are now (or were) mods anyway...

On top of that, the "Three Lock Rock" alias bit existed LONG before I thought of the idea...just under different guises...and with different people running different names...

Most of the so-called "Power Players" on just about every Van Halen site are or have been guilty of stirring the shitpot on at least one occasion...

Short of your O/C behavioral patterns, I can't for the life of me imagine why you're still bitching about it after all this time?

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled Branigan Links...

[Matt White]

I'm cuntfused............:confused:

[bueno bob]

Follow the white rabbit, Neo...

[Dan]

What Planet Is Steve From?

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

He's from the galaxy called Dogstar.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Dan
What Planet Is Steve From?

The Planet of Perpetual Disappointment.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by binnie
The Planet of Perpetual Disappointment.

My answer was funnier (for it's inside reference), if less demeaning (which Savicki fully desreves).

let's take a poll: Who had the better retort, me or Bob?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
My answer was funnier (for it's inside reference), if less demeaning (which Savicki fully desreves).

let's take a poll: Who had the better retort, me or Bob?

:rolleyes:

Bob.

binnie.

Roughly the same person.....


Your crush on Keanu Reeves notwithstanding....

binnie.

:gulp:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
So did Fan Introduction.

And if you mod Bob, you may as well mod Three Lock Rock because both egos are just as equal in different ways.
Modding both for the same forum may give the place some attention.

Ahh, follow Natra's advice - mod all of Bob's aliases and have a thousand mods!


Have you ever considered going to work for a condom company, as you make a good argument for non-reproduction?

Imagine if an alien studying earthly life forms enters Stebert's head and takes that info back to the mothership as evidence of a typical human thought process.

Hmm, maybe we should rename Arielle's the Why God why forum and send these posts there.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by bueno bob
You can't hold me responsible for the posts I make while stoned.

Which eliminates about 96% of my responsibility around here.

:mad:

Yes, well, if we follow that thought pattern, I can't be held responsible for anything I post around here.

Not only I'm you, I'm also always drunk.

Cheers! :bottle.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
So did Fan Introduction.

And if you mod Bob, you may as well mod Three Lock Rock because both egos are just as equal in different ways.
Modding both for the same forum may give the place some attention.

Ahh, follow Natra's advice - mod all of Bob's aliases and have a thousand mods!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Widdwe Stevie's hurt because Big Bad Bob's a mod and widdwe Stevie is not...

Oh, boohoo...

Ok, THAT TEARS IT!

I'm starting a campaign to mod Steve!

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
My answer was funnier (for it's inside reference), if less demeaning (which Savicki fully desreves).

let's take a poll: Who had the better retort, me or Bob?

I am not a Bueno Bob alias! I thought we had cleared this up - everyone is an alias of Dan.

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I should SO edit that...

Steve, remember - I was HARDLY the only "Three Lock Rock" around this joint...there were a couple of other guilty parties, most of whom are now (or were) mods anyway...

...

Of course its all just fun and games, right?




Originally posted by bueno bob
...

On top of that, the "Three Lock Rock" alias bit existed LONG before I thought of the idea...just under different guises...and with different people running different names...



Hmm...I wonder who's running different names these days.

;)

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled Branigan Links...
http://p202.ezboard.com/Official-Invitation/flaurabranigandiscussionboard21154frm2.showMessage ?topicID=1564.topic

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
http://p202.ezboard.com/Official-Invitation/flaurabranigandiscussionboard21154frm2.showMessage ?topicID=1564.topic

Steve, why have you not replied to that thread? It's just begging for Savicki witticisms.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Steve, why have you not replied to that thread? It's just begging for Savicki witticisms.


He was Bannigan'd

[Matt White]

THat rascal....always up to "no-good".....

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Any forum that has a thread that becomes a "Savicki for Mod" campaign is FUCKING pathetic.

[Dan]

Originally posted by binnie
I am not a Bueno Bob alias! I thought we had cleared this up - everyone is an alias of Dan.

I Hate You Binnie.:(

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by binnie
I am not a Bueno Bob alias! I thought we had cleared this up - everyone is an alias of Dan.

No, no, no, no, NO!

Everyone is an alias of BOB, EXCEPT for Dan.

Jaysus. How many times do we have to go through this?

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

...which really DOES make the Roth Army the Bob & Dan show.

Of course, that also means I'm Steve...

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Of course, that also means I'm Steve...

You know, if I wasn't you, I'd be kicking your arse rite now.

Cheers! :bottle:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by Steve Savicki
http://p202.ezboard.com/Official-Invitation/flaurabranigandiscussionboard21154frm2.showMessage ?topicID=1564.topic


I have a better one. :)

http://p202.ezboard.com/Phony-Vince-amp-Jason-Fiore-posts-Steve-Retarded-Savicki/flaurabranigandiscussionboard21154frm2.showMessage ?topicID=1363.topic

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
You know, if I wasn't you, I'd be kicking your arse rite now.

Cheers! :bottle:

Well thank God for that...

In the meantime, though, I guess we're both going to have to listen to Steve whine a bit longer. I hope we can deal.

You, of course, have no choice in the matter being me, but maybe Steve will ease up for your benefit...?

This is all very confusing at times.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Any forum that has a thread that becomes all about all of Bob's aliases is FUCKING pathetic.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Dan
I Hate You Binnie.:(

:D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Any forum that has a thread that becomes all about all of Bob's aliases is FUCKING pathetic.

We could always start a Bueno Bob's Vagina thread here...

:D

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by bueno bob
We could always start a Bueno Bob's Vagina thread here...

:D

A GRAND idea! Let's!!!

[Anonymous]

Not.

Cheers! :bottle:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

TOO LATE SYLICKER!!! It's already happened!!! MMMWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

[Anonymous]

Will your evil never cease?

...

Cheers! :bottle:

[WARF]

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[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
...which really DOES make the Roth Army the Bob & Dan show.

Like The Kiwi From The Shore And Man From Portland Show?:D

[Matt White]

Ahhhh....

Seems some like the 'ol girl has some life yet.............

Good work gents

[bueno bob]

Perfect!

Boobs are a grate addition to any thread...

[MAX]

Bob!!!

WOW!!!

Congrats on your modding!!! :cool:

Glad to see it.

When did this happen?

Anyhoo, hope you had a Very Happy Holiday season and again, congratulations. :)

[113]

Why the fuck, are a retarded element of this site, crying over Fat Anthony`s absence?

Fat mullet has treated Dave like shit over the last 23 years, Van Halen are just fine without the two faced fuck!

Did Two Faced Anthony demand Dave`s return ,in all those 23 years?

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by 113
Why the fuck, are a retarded element of this site, crying over Fat Anthony`s absence?

Fat mullet has treated Dave like shit over the last 23 years, Van Halen are just fine without the two faced fuck!

Did Two Faced Anthony demand Dave`s return ,in all those 23 years?


Bring back Sauce Boy!

[VanHalener]

Van Halen is

David Lee Roth

Alex Van Halen

Mike Anthony

Eddie Van Halen

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by 113
Why the fuck, are a retarded element of this site, crying over Fat Anthony`s absence?

Fat mullet has treated Dave like shit over the last 23 years, Van Halen are just fine without the two faced fuck!

Did Two Faced Anthony demand Dave`s return ,in all those 23 years?

Quit being gay.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by MAX
Bob!!!

WOW!!!

Congrats on your modding!!! :cool:

Glad to see it.

When did this happen?

Anyhoo, hope you had a Very Happy Holiday season and again, congratulations. :)

Thank ya Max :)

[Dan]

Originally posted by 113
Why the fuck, are a retarded element of this site, crying over Fat Anthony`s absence?

Fat mullet has treated Dave like shit over the last 23 years, Van Halen are just fine without the two faced fuck!

Did Two Faced Anthony demand Dave`s return ,in all those 23 years?

On Behalf Of The Sheep Crew,STFU.:rolleyes:

[Matt White]

BING BING BING

[Dan]

Who's There?

[Matt White]

Ricochet Rabbit

http://www.matsune.com/wbc/worldsbestweb/ricochet%20rabbit.jpg

[Dan]

Ok,Just Put The Gun Down.:)

[Matt White]

HA!!!


you got 'em...............

[Dan]

:D

[Matt White]

you rascal.........

[bueno bob]

How did this not get sticky?

This forum IS fucking pathetic...

:donkey:

[Matt White]

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

"Ghost in the machine"

[Dan]

Sticky This Thread.

[Matt White]

Ha!!!

And be quick aboot it