How do you find weed in a new town?

[Little Lamont]

I just moved to a new town for my job. Man, I'm all the way across the country from my old home and I don't know nobody here. I can't hit the clubs 'cause I'm married and too old for that shit anyway. Besides, that's nothing but a good way to end up in jail. My ass be asking a cop for weed sure as shit.

So how do I find some weed? Back in Vegas I had a brother took good care of me. Dropped it off and everything.

Come on, brothers and sisters of the Army, what would you do in my place? And don't say to give it up. Where does a brother go in a new town to find some smoke?

[Dan]

Grow Your Own.:smoke2:

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Dan
Grow Your Own.:smoke2:

I love you guys.

[Dan]

Everyone Has A Green-Thumb.:D

[m_dixon1984]

Hit as many private parties as possible and hang out with the smokers outside. Eventually, someone will spark up the cronic and then you can inquire about a hookup.

In Canada you'd just have to hang around outside any bar and the same thing would apply but in the U.S. you may not be so lucky.

Other than that, learn to grow. Lots of great resources on the net and you can order seeds from Vancouver.

M

[Douglas T.]

Bring up the subject candidly as often as possible. Someone will chime in!

"Sure could use a good buzz!"

Ask a waiter that's in a good mood ... "You've been out back having a pow wow or what?"

Just mention it to the right people. Don't ask just discuss until you've made your mark.

[rocknrolldork]

Man.... That's a tough one. When I first moved to Indy in 1990 my roommate and I knew a couple people from college that lived here, but they didn't smoke weed. Occassionally I'd go visit my parents and hook up from my friends while I was in my hometown. And I'd hold that shit and make it last forever too. Gradually I met people in Indy through work, playing music or the girls I was dating. I moved away for about a year and had to stock up when I came back to Indy. Sometimes I'd hook up on the road but I'm not a big fan of that. You never know how hard other people party or what is in their drugs.

I agree that if you meet people in the service industry or music scene you will find you some weedz.

Good luck.

[thome]

Ask a Cop they allways have the best Weed/.

If they check your stash and let you go with a warning saying some treats and then," I'll confiscate this to give you a break type sh!t ".

This means you have good smoke and they don't want to buy it from the evidence room pig!!!

It means his stash is low or you can send a buddy over to his house the next day, buy it back.

Cops need money too thankless dead end job with little or no pay.

QUIT SMOKIN MY JA MON!!!!!!

FAKKIN RATZZ!!!!!

And just because I had a 2 ft. bong in my sock in highschool doesn't mean you can have it......!!!!!

Undercover dikks work bars looking for people who aks and talk too much.

Wait till someone ask you, if you look cool partiers with some style
will sense your need.

Ps. Cops are allways on duty they will turn on you in a NY sec even if they have bought the last five rounds.

Here this won't work in your jammies put on a robe and go down to Central Park and try to solicite some bunk ....

Just akks, Roth ...LOL!!!!!!

A friend with Weed is a friend indeed~!

[thome]

YEAH, I GOT ISSUES MAN!!!!

[thome]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
Bring up the subject candidly as often as possible. Someone will chime in!

"Sure could use a good buzz!"

Ask a waiter that's in a good mood ... "You've been out back having a pow wow or what?"

Just mention it to the right people. Don't ask just discuss until you've made your mark.

DT, nailed it, just look around and see who is already stoned..lol

[bastardog]

I never have this problem.
I don't smoke (just on rare ocasions) but everywere I go on vacation, the beach, or to party always someone ask me if I have some. if I want to buy I just ask "if you find some let me know".
I was thinking it was the same for everyone.......but maybe I have the pervert face

[bluemustard]

Originally posted by Douglas T.

"Sure could use a good buzz!"



LMFAO!!
:gulp:

When I'm ever in another country I say:
Hi..I'm Dutch/American..you know..wooden shoes,tulips and weed?
Then we talk and I say:Y'all can't smoke weed uh?
LOL
That's when they go out their way and get ya some for free..LOL

[LoungeMachine]

Hang out near the twinkies in any convenience store.

:gulp:

[Diamondjimi]

Just find out where the Allman Brothers are playing...........

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Just find out where the Allman Brothers are playing...........

LOL

[vh rides again]

get a girlfreind, chicks always know where to get weed, if you already have a woman have her get her girlfreind to get you weed, chicks are stupid and will sell to any other chick.

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by thome
QUIT SMOKIN MY JA MON!!!!!!



I see you've finally made the silver screen!
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[NATEDOG001976]

Christ, I don't even smoke fuckin' weed and I could get some right now.

[Douglas T.]

Well, Master Joe got the master plan
He got a hat full of sugar
Folks said, "You a lucky man"

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
Well, Master Joe got the master plan
He got a hat full of sugar
Folks said, "You a lucky man"

You are correct!

My life is starting to make sense!

As my Dad says (who is a great salesman for the past 45 years) It's not what you know, it's who you know"

I still think droppin' all the bling on college was worth it!

Thanks uncle sam!!!

[thome]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
Well, Master Joe got the master plan
He got a hat full of sugar
Folks said, "You a lucky man"

All they found was his hat in a clearing....

Upstairs where we can sweat it all out and laugh....

[thome]

Here is the straight Dope......

I haven't looked for weed in twenty years. I just was born stupid and -erB- makes me silly ...

Candy is Dandy, but likker is quicker you can find all the likker down in costa'rikker ain't no bodies buzzines but my own...lol

But if it rolls around my way per-chance, I am a happy man and weed scares me not..

But, yea loady load!---- I understand when Your Lookin and cannot find they way, it can be a bitch...

Like women.......... lookin too hard nothin to see .

Mutha on Roths!!

[NATEDOG001976]

Gimme a beer, and I'm fuckin' golden!

Michelob Golden that is!

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by thome

Mutha on Roths!!

Moth ON ruthers!

[Douglas T.]

Here's the plan for ya Lamont! Wait until Van Halen comes to your town! There will be plenty of weed connections there!

Better look out now 'cuz DAVE's got something for you!
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n137/DTSKYNYRD/Van%20Halen/doobiebig.jpg

[Nitro Express]

The same way you score pussy in a new town. Get out there and network.

[thome]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
Moth ON ruthers!

I had no knowlege of this confronsion conglomeration of conflogration.

I will be stealing it.!!lol:cool:

[rustoffa]

Go to one of the extended-stay motels, and pretend your car is broke down. Open the hood, and act like your cell phone doesn't work...simultaneously. Probably within ten minutes or so, fuckers 'ell appear. Ask the least intimidating one if you can get a jump. After being asked what you're doing there in the first place, say something like, "shit bro, I was supposed to meet this dude named Ricky here...to score some weed." After that, you're on your own....don't do anything stupid.
:)

[Matt White]

www.google.com

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
Well, Master Joe got the master plan
He got a hat full of sugar
Folks said, "You a lucky man"

One night he just disappeared..:D

[Panamark]

Why not roll a joint with some sort of kitchen herb and smoke it
in public somewhere (bonus - ya cant get busted)

The people that approach you will probably know
where to get it :)


Offer em a toke and say check this crap, Im only new
in town and this fucker ripped me off...

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Dan
Grow Your Own.:smoke2:

Yeah! Hit the woods around your new town, you know it grows about anywhere: collect a few heads and plant them in your garden or pots on your balcony or in your home, hidden amidst other plants, as millions of people do. :)

BTW, one of my buds had two "eucalyptuses" (as he would call them when telling about the theft to his neighbours) robbed from his balcony last year. He lived in the last floor of his building, so he's sure the blokes used a rope with a hook to lift the (pretty big) plants from the roof... You have to make sure your weed isn't too visible and too close to the edge of your balcony! :cool:
I'm no hard "smoker", but I dig nothing more than strong, tasty private productions. :smoke2: :)

[Little Lamont]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
Here's the plan for ya Lamont! Wait until Van Halen comes to your town! There will be plenty of weed connections there!

Better look out now 'cuz DAVE's got something for you!
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n137/DTSKYNYRD/Van%20Halen/doobiebig.jpg

5 stars for ya T!

[Douglas T.]

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[Nickdfresh]

Not that I really know since I hardly touch the stuff, but people in the hospitality industry such as bartenders, servers, and mangers of the above are usually good sources...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
Here's the plan for ya Lamont! Wait until Van Halen comes to your town! There will be plenty of weed connections there!

Better look out now 'cuz DAVE's got something for you!
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n137/DTSKYNYRD/Van%20Halen/doobiebig.jpg


LOL You know, Dave really isn't a good example or role model for finding weed. Didn't he get busted in NYC's Central Park for trying to buy it in the 90s?:smoke2:

[ODShowtime]

I'm going to Amsterdam next week. I hope I can score.... :D

[hideyoursheep]

Go to a blues bar and wait for the band to take a break.

Go outside with them and tell them they're great.

You're in!

[Little Lamont]

Looks like Van Halen is heading southeast. So when I make it to a show, what should I keep my eyes open for? How do I know who got the weed?

[Douglas T.]

In the parking lot look for a VW van with flowers painted all over it!

[Eyes of the Night]

Yo LL, where you at dogg? ... Just shoot a game or 2 of pool and LOOK for the stoners! ...

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Eyes
Yo LL, where you at dogg? ... Just shoot a game or 2 of pool and LOOK for the stoners! ...

This advise is spot on.

Eyes is *THE* expert in soliciting recreational medicines.
I have used this tactic in the past with good success too..

Hey, was it just me or did anyone else notice they
started MJ vending machines in California last week ??
Ok you need a prescription, but there on the street
front is a fuckng machine that will dump out bags
of hooch, five different selections I believe..

If you are in/near Cali dude, come up with a good
reason for the script, and its vending machine heaven :D

The future ??

[WARF]

Go into the ghetto and find a black person on a bicycle lol...

[WARF]

Go into the ghetto and find a black person on a bicycle lol...

[Douglas T.]

make sure the black person on the bike is lol!

[Panamark]

If you got time on your hands, you can legally order top
quality seeds on the interweb ...

[LoungeMachine]

Great.....

Order the seeds, Wait for the seeds, grow the seeds, take the cuttings, grow the cuttings, harvest, dry,..........

You're asking for a helluva lotta patience there, Marky.

The man just wants to get high. Now. Not in 12-16 months :D

Believe it or not, you can hook up on craigslist now.

Much easier and safer to just hit a club with live music. :cool:

:gulp:

[WARF]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
make sure the black person on the bike is lol!

LOL
Don't they usually just whistle at you?
That's how I used to get my weed...
I quit smokin' several years ago.

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by WARF

I quit smokin' several years ago.

KUDO's ... working on that myself!


There's this homeless kid by my studio that goes from car to car at the red light offering weed for sale!

[WARF]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
KUDO's ... working on that myself!


There's this homeless kid by my studio that goes from car to car at the red light offering weed for sale!

Does he got any coke?
just kiddin lol

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Not in 12-16 months :D



It actually only takes 3 or 4.

For good shit.

Of course this is just a guess. :P

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by WARF
Does he got any coke?
just kiddin lol

Crack ... he can hook ya up with some crack!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

If it doesn't grow in the ground, don't do it.

I like this stuff because it's pure.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Little Lamont
I just moved to a new town for my job.

One thing no one has mentioned yet....

I, too have moved. I've settled on Oahu, lived in Seattle, and had a winter home in Scottsdale.....

You always stock up before a move.

No need to put pressure on friends back home to Fed Ex you some Ganja.....

Have a good backstock built up prior to a move.

Hell, it took weeks to secure a reliable source on The Island for Christ's sake.


Hell, AZ was the toughest spot in the country to score quality bud.

Sheriff Joe can kiss my ass. :D


:gulp:

[Panamark]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
One thing no one has mentioned yet....

I, too have moved. I've settled on Oahu, lived in Seattle, and had a winter home in Scottsdale.....

You always stock up before a move.

No need to put pressure on friends back home to Fed Ex you some Ganja.....

Have a good backstock built up prior to a move.

Hell, it took weeks to secure a reliable source on The Island for Christ's sake.


Hell, AZ was the toughest spot in the country to score quality bud.

Sheriff Joe can kiss my ass. :D


:gulp:

Dude, do you seriously live on OAHU ?
I was there 4 weeks ago.

You know that Market on the main street
of Waikiki... Twice I had a dude offer me ganja
while I was just standing there. He had about
an ounce in his pocket, looked like good shit too..
All compressed seedless heads..

Hawaii, I'm officially jealous of you.
How the fuck do you afford a house there though,
the ones I liked up in Lanakai were freakin
10 million bucks...

I notice real estate in general is very pricey
there.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

You know what....

I don't give a FUCK if it's illegal or not. It's one of the things in life that I truly enjoy, and nothing is going to take it away from me. It's pure and it makes people happy. What is wrong with that?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Panamark
Dude, do you seriously live on OAHU ?
I was there 4 weeks ago.



I was there last year, and offered to send you some "gifts", remember?

It was a BC thread.



Anyway, sold my house, bought a condo. Head back once a year.

The ganj on the Big Island and Maui is legendary, and worthe the price.

The shit they throw away as garbage is better than most hydro BC we get here now. :cool:

The shit you find in the SW is mostly Mexican brick garbage. Barely smokable.


And I don't spend much time on waikiki or Ala Moana. that's for the tourists....

North Shore is where it's at. Check Ted's Bakery. ;)


:gulp:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
...

Believe it or not, you can hook up on craigslist now...

:gulp:

LOL Just offer to send a cashier's check!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
LOL Just offer to send a cashier's check!

:lol:

For more than the amount....

Please send me the difference. :D

Gotta love CL :gulp:

[Nickdfresh]

Sell something on it, and prepare to be spammed!

But, there's fun in it. Send your e-mails signed "Heywood Jablowmee," and watch the shenanigans ensue...

[LoungeMachine]

Anybody who hasn't read the Rant and Rave forum on any CL is in for a treat. :D

Classic shit.

A whole world of thomes are out there........

:gulp:

[Bobby Van Halen]

I've been back here 15 years , and have never found anything reliable. I returned to CAL for first time in 10 years ...... within an hour , boom. South Pass .

It's just a very large difference in culture.

Then there was the older lady at OKC gig ..... after the show .... "That smelled GOOD !" . She was smiling. It did smell good.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I was there last year, and offered to send you some "gifts", remember?

It was a BC thread.



Anyway, sold my house, bought a condo. Head back once a year.

The ganj on the Big Island and Maui is legendary, and worthe the price.

The shit they throw away as garbage is better than most hydro BC we get here now. :cool:

The shit you find in the SW is mostly Mexican brick garbage. Barely smokable.


And I don't spend much time on waikiki or Ala Moana. that's for the tourists....

North Shore is where it's at. Check Ted's Bakery. ;)


:gulp:

We hired a Red Mustang Convertible and did the
two big loops around the Island.

I agree about the north shore beaches..
Actually I spend time every year in Hawaii. Was toying with the idea
of moving there .... Teds Bakery hey... Will keep an eye out for
that next time !

[Dan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

North Shore is where it's at.

Yes It's.The North Shore Is The Best.:)

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by Panamark
This advise is spot on.

Eyes is *THE* expert in soliciting recreational medicines.
I have used this tactic in the past with good success too..

If you are in/near Cali dude, come up with a good
reason for the script, and its vending machine heaven :D

The future ??

Pana man, word up my bre? ... great lil peice of info fo' sho! I do have a bro in so cal and did DETOX there 2 years ago ... reefer machines will be insanley cool looking into da futch n' shit ...


*takes a ripp off the roth army glass*
*slides to pana man*

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

It's not fair that it's illegal.

It's a friend

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Eyes
Pana man, word up my bre? ... great lil peice of info fo' sho! I do have a bro in so cal and did DETOX there 2 years ago ... reefer machines will be insanley cool looking into da futch n' shit ...


*takes a ripp off the roth army glass*
*slides to pana man*

*THANKS EYES* good to seeya around ;)

Remeber OBJ's, I think we destroyed many
cases of beer and ounces of Mary Jane in that
thread :)

[Bob Brubake]

To the original poster, good luck. I guess you have to network and try to avoid undercover cops. I rarely smoke anymore, but if I ever need it, well, I have some friends who know some friends who grow, and the quality is incredible. In fact, its too good for me, I can't handle it anymore unless I have a couch to lay on for 4 hours or so. I have to stick to beer.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Bob Brubake
To the original poster, good luck. I guess you have to network and try to avoid undercover cops. I rarely smoke anymore, but if I ever need it, well, I have some friends who know some friends who grow, and the quality is incredible. In fact, its too good for me, I can't handle it anymore unless I have a couch to lay on for 4 hours or so. I have to stick to beer.

Yeah ! agree with ya.. I gave up ganja for a few years,
and in that time the quality improved incredibly.
I only need half a cone of the shit thats out there
now and Im practically OD'ing.

[ace diamond]

I'M FUCKING STONED JUST READING THIS SHIT!