Blind date question

[Antman]

Last night on my way home I stopped by my local watering hole to see if any of my friends were there. A buddy of mine was with his new girlfriend whom I never met before. I'm talking to them just bullshitting and she mentions on of her friends. So naturally I ask her, jokingly, is she hot? So she said yes, you want me to call her? So I'm playing along and say yea. She proceeds to call her from my cell. I'm thinking she's not really calling her friend so when she asks me to talk to her I say No. So now she's pissed for "making" her call her friend at 1 AM and she says to make it right and call her. So I did. Just a little small talk, and she wants to hang out next week. So I figure, whatever. It won't come to pass. So she called me today and wants to get together (she left a voicemail). On one hand I say fuck it. Got nuthin to lose and I may actually have fun. So now it seems I'm headed for a blind date. She's about my age, no kids, never been married-I'm divorced with two little boys. I just hear all these blind dates that end up being friggin train wrecks. Well guys, girls, any advice?

[VanHalener]

Drop the lube, deflate the doll and hit the bricks bro.;)

What are you waiting for?

No fear!

Step aside folks, huge pair coming through...

Now get out therehttp://i2.tinypic.com/3zs9tgh.jpg

[ALinChainz]

You show up, incognito, under the radar, unbeknownest to her and if she's fine ... unleash.

If not ... hit the beer store on the way home.

[Dan]

Go For It Brother,Life Is Too Short.

Have Fun If You Do.

[bueno bob]

Stay low key, don't make yourself immediately known...

I made that mistake ONCE. Getting out of it? An adventure in and of itself...

[Antman]

Thanks for the tips, but her friend had said that we would meet up friday for drinks. So I'm proably going to meet her firstso the incognito plan probably won't work. As Dan said a few posts agao, life is too short. As for Van Halener, the doll's been delated ever since the advent of internet porn :)

[VanHalener]

:rockit2: Excellent!

[thome]

Greet her as a friend, show up, keep your head out of the gutter ,if there is a spark roll with it, but don't put any more notion into this than," if she isn't exactly what I am looking for or Visa -Versa you can allways use a new friend and remember a friend is turning you on to her so mind your manners.
Even if she is wierd.

I doubt very seriously if you will end up in love with three kids a house in the country by Saturday morning.

If you walk in looking for that you will fukk up.

It's just sammichez and perhaps beerz with a gal.

Good Luck.

If there is something there ask her about herself more than you talk yourself up.

That is all I know about women.

I have a multitude of failed relationships behind me so what the fukk do I know.

I can close the deal but can't seem to get the lasting ....oh well you know.....

Roth On.

[Romeo Delight]

Originally posted by thome
Greet her as a friend, show up, keep your head out of the gutter ,if there is a spark roll with it, but don't put any more notion into this than," if she isn't exactly what I am looking for or Visa -Versa you can allways use a new friend and remember a friend is turning you on to her so mind your manners.
Even if she is wierd.



Excellent advice Thome

[Antman]

Well she called me earlier tonight and we talked for about an hour. We still plan to meet probably Friday night. We'll see how it goes. She seems cool and we seem to have a bit in common. I basically let her do a lot of the talking-asked about her jo, whatshe likes to do etc. I didn't tell her I'm divorced and have two kids. She didn't ask so I didn't tell. Her friends knows this but I don't know if she told her. Should I have told her? I mean we just had a couple of convesations and I haven't even met her yet. I have nothing to hide and so far, after 2 years, no one has had any objection to me being divorced with 2 ids.

[Antman]

Damn, there's a lot of typos.

[VanHalener]

Most importantly you need to find a moment for a Van Halen interrogation.
If she turns out to be fan of Bette you need to give her a wet willie just before you walk away.

[Dan]

Originally posted by VanHalener
give her a wet willie just before you walk away.

:D

[Dan]

Originally posted by Antman
Damn, there's a lot of typos.

I Bet You Are On A High At This Moment?

Good On You.

Just Be Yourself Is The Number One Thing To Do.

All The Best.

[Antman]

Originally posted by Dan
I Bet You Are On A High At This Moment?

Good On You.

Just Be Yourself Is The Number One Thing To Do.

All The Best.

Nah, I just a retard in general. Only been using a computer for what 15 years now nd still can't find the keys.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Antman
Nah, I just a retard in general. Only been using a computer for what 15 years now nd still can't find the keys.

LOL

Good To See SomeOne Around Here Having A Sense Of Humour.:)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by VanHalener
... If she turns out to be fan of Bette you need to give her a wet willie just before you walk away.

And if she turns out to be fan of C.V.H., you need to give her oral sex, just before you walk away.

:D

[ALinChainz]

And we are going to need a "Rack Recap".

:D

[Antman]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
And if she turns out to be fan of C.V.H., you need to give her oral sex, just before you walk away.

:D

Like I always say, make her come three times before she ever sees your penger.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Antman
Like I always say, make her come three times before she ever sees your penger.

Good Boy!
May life bring you all the muff. you diserve!

[Dan]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777

May life bring you all the muff.

Damn,That Is A Great Thing To Say.

Roth On B.G.:)

[VanHalener]

Oh BG, how I love the way you think.:lookie: :wow:

[binnie]

Go for it, what have you got to lose?

However, I would not do the "under theradar" thing. If you go there, see her and leave then your friend's girlfriend is going to be pissed, which may have a knock on effect on your friendship. If you meet this girl and shes ugly, or crazy, it's only one night of your life.

Well worth a gamble though, she could be hot.

[VanHalener]

Tomorrow is the day, man.

Shite, shower, shave and spiff yourself up while singing that song, "She's a Lady."

Have "Staying Alive" playing in the house as you're walking out.

Don't forget to play the Rocky theme on the way to meet her.

When you park the car stay inside and crank "Eruption."

Head on in and relax while you are having a nice time.

[Antman]

And when it comes to making out, always put on side 2 Led Zeppelin 4.

[delta5150]

My advice "GO GO FUCKING GO" and shag her like there's no tomorrow, and after that if you don't like her, move on

[Redballjets88]

just go for a classic line like... "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[VanHalener]

What's the fooking scoop, man?

Did you hook up with her? Is she a CVH fan that got somehttp://i16.tinypic.com/3zs9tgh.jpgaction, or does she spam herself and liked the wet willie?

Did the shoe line work?

What's the low down?

http://i10.tinypic.com/8abawd1.jpg

[Antman]

OK, so I met her Thursday night first and we hit it off pretty good. She suggested to meet before Friday at the place where I met her friend. Then we went out to just grab something to eat. Yes, she likes VH but she's not a die hard. I will have to try the shoe line next time-or is it too late? More of an opening line? Anyway, on Thursday night, at the bar, I'm not allowed near the jukebox. So I tell her to play some VH so she did. And what eventually comes on??? Fuckin Dreams!!!! Van Hagar. She's out.

[VanHalener]

Here, take this...http://i5.tinypic.com/6f747xy.gif

Be careful, it's powerful shit and you don't want to waste it.

Depending upon the amount of spamness in her system this antidote may cure her so you guys can get it on, oops I mean get along.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Antman
OK, so I met her Thursday night first and we hit it off pretty good. She suggested to meet before Friday at the place where I met her friend. Then we went out to just grab something to eat. Yes, she likes VH but she's not a die hard. I will have to try the shoe line next time-or is it too late? More of an opening line? Anyway, on Thursday night, at the bar, I'm not allowed near the jukebox. So I tell her to play some VH so she did. And what eventually comes on??? Fuckin Dreams!!!! Van Hagar. She's out.

Oh man, that's bad! :D

Seriously though, liking Hagar shouldn't be enough to stop you dating....