All Front All The Time?

[thome]

We used to have a daily hitchworld<(insert funny coded copywrites here) attack around 1pm, my time, Daily.

I found it hard to log on for about thirty minutes after and durring the assault.

Then the multiple assault of ten or so threads loading at the same time happens about five(5) times a day now.

Most of the posts in each thread are one or two word bumps like ,I'm Wanking", or ,"I thinks I'll make dookie now."


I am all for wanking /dookie posts but the thing is at those times I am not wanking or dookie-ing?

So what is that?, is it the way of the world?, is it nicro posting?, is it silly bumps to garner," that these threads are Busy and Important?"

Have all the SYTN been move into non?, mite as well be it's the same thing.

I am old an change confuses and confrondes me?

I still have a betamax player!!!!

I am Lothar of the Hill People!

I am the unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!!

Iron Horse is Buffalo GOD!!!

Who is Hitch 69?

[thome]

Which way is up?

[thome]

Originally posted by thome
Which way is up?

Yes It Is.

[thome]

This is a fine post and worthy of placement in this fine thread.

(in quotes below this fine rant)

Totally rite-on withit thread that thome started..... like most of my threads......... this new -Cleaning.-....... I will miss them boo-hoo.

Some of my threads were the most excellent representative of "life in the cheese wiz."

Others mind numbing who doo.

But as far as the pron threads one is enough, it is so easy to find nudie chicks all over the place.... just load another on your My Space and invite some friends.

The latest nightmare was a whole thread dedicated to ?underage bitchezz... Barely Legal...yeh we all know they take 18 yr olds and put them in a cribb, but c'mon they were the same picts as in the muff thread.


You Siikk Bitchezz

hymans Homo Erotic an......( that statement is the shizz)..... we barely escaped a snuff thread by people who think it's funny.

Can anyone say two girls one......? I think you know how sick trying to be cool is.

OH YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!!!

No I don't

We have seen it.

Most of you are High School Arrested Development Side Show Dunces.

Some of you are cool mO fo's.

I am shure I qualify as one of the spazzez.

But at least I can smell -Dipshit- a mile away and I know -Dummass- when I see it.



There are tons of sites that hoard pron we need not.

Big Huge off shore servers dedicated to the finest babes.

Live the dream.







Originally posted by Mezro
Hey jhale, it does not matter what you fucking liked when we have a major server crunch right now.

Since you don't know what the fuck is going on behind the scenes, have never contributed a dime to this site and can find porn all over the fucking net, what you have to say means less than zero to me.

The Underground is gone, The Muff Thread is gone and whatever else you jerked your furry dick off to is gone as well. Get over it, move on and enjoy all the cyber-pussy the web has to offer.

Mezro...we keep this place running for guys like this (shaking my head)...so worth it... :eek: :eek: :p

[thome]

A considerations to brother jhale.

It's just Boobs.

[Hyman Roth]

You ever get tired of posting to yourself, shithead?

[thome]

You seem so big and bad with this alias are you equally tough in your real head?

Or do you run around kissing all the wrong asses ?

Do you remember who that is or get confused who the boss is?

Your sexy obsession with Warf is just the best.

Bitch!

P.S. Your paste up, chop skills are improving how's your line camera work...?

Half- tone, wannabee.

[Hyman Roth]

I am at a complete loss as to how to respond
BECAUSE YOU MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE. :ha:

[thome]

stop trying to play nice you are not forgiven.

[Hyman Roth]

Forgiven for what? And when was I nice? I must be slipping.

[binnie]

I'd actually say that there were fewer pron/girl threads now than say 18 months ago....

[Hyman Roth]

Yeah...I stopped posting them!

[jhale667]

Originally posted by thome
A considerations to brother jhale.

It's just Boobs.

http://g.photos.cx/stfufortune-705.jpg

[thome]

Originally posted by jhale667
http://g.photos.cx/stfufortune-705.jpg

Yeah, I know............ But, They Were .....Your.......... Boobs.:( :( :(

[jhale667]

The thread wasn't even about boobs, but we know you're not big on reading comprehension.
You've started 188 lame threads here about NOTHING, and I've posted 4, 1 of which had more views than all of your drivel combined.
So pardon me for questioning its deletion.

Fuck, all the so-called "cleaning" around here, and someone can't break out the
http://g.photos.cx/Spray-50c-13a.jpg

on this motherfucker?!? Whatever.

[thome]

Yes, That is exactly what I am talking about.

Hurry there may be a new -Boob- out there that you can cut and paste somewhere else and act like you have something to do with it.

Thank you so much for showing me a tree and taking credit for it's existence.

You are the creative master of all that -is- created researched schedualed paid for, distributed ..... by someone else.

Like that can of spray you made.

Appreciating art and claiming you are the star .

You remind me of Tom Cruise.

None of the work all of the credit in the mirror.

Are you Tom Cruise?

If so maybe you can find a pill for it.

It's gotta be Ichy.

[jhale667]

Ah, far better to spout off meaningless bullshit and be a blathering, pathetic attention whore like you, huh slappy? Give me a fucking break. Don't even try to take the fucking high road, fuckstump.
I DO appreciate art, and have never claimed to be a "star" - unlike you, who recently claimed to be "the David Lee Roth of this messageboard". Fuck off.
The only thing you've taken credit for is being a dipshit.

And better to be the "creative master of someone else's" than NOTHING, wouldn't you say?

[jhale667]

And when it ALL comes down to it, isn't that why YOU'RE upset, Thomey? Because someone around here who ISN'T an attention whore created something that got more attention than all your pathetic attempts? Isn't that why you started this thread?

Can't argue with those numbers...
185,413 views...your next 20 "I have to take a dump" threads won't ever touch that...;)

http://g.photos.cx/topthatbitch-401.jpg

I may not be a "star"...but you never will be...:D

[thome]

Originally posted by jhale667
And when it ALL comes down to it, isn't that why YOU'RE upset, Thomey? Because someone around here who ISN'T an attention whore created something that got more attention than all your pathetic attempts? Isn't that why you started this thread?

Can't argue with those numbers...
185,413 views...your next 20 "I have to take a dump" threads won't ever touch that...;)

http://g.photos.cx/topthatbitch-401.jpg

I may not be a "star"...but you never will be...:D

I am humbled by your obvious superior hugosity.

And, I am the David Lee Roth of these Forums in all fun and the humor involved in the intense abilty to have a good time.

( grain of salt people and I think I was quoting thuddner from ages ago to all who were here then{if you coulda pulled your head out of the five million muffs})It would hold no sway.

Don't get me wrong I like the muff and enjoyed the muff thread, but for you a word of wisdom, just because they say the are eighteen and over doesn't mean they are.

Be carefull.......... From one who thinks not as clearly and with much less ability than some others.



:eek: :cool:

[Hyman Roth]

STFU - thome-. Now I know you are queer. Shit talking the muff thread and JHale? Can you stoop any lower? I guess no one can really hold you accountable for anything you type here since you are always three sheets to the wind, but from reading this (or, rather trying) to read this thread 4 things are obvious:

1) you are queer as a plaid rabbit;

2) you haven't had any type of sex with either man or woman in decades;

3) you are green with envy of JHale because people here like him and respond to him when he posts (and his threads don't get dumped); and,

4) you're a faggot.

Why don't you log out now and go pay some gay asian twink to talk to you on some gay-boy cam site. Fag.

[thome]

Cool post were you," In The Mirror the Gestalt?"


Here have a little help..
This is a inside joke in your mind.. the mind of the leading Homo Erotic Chop Trainee.


I am a scared to go look up twink, evidently you know what this means. I can assume it is some deviant gay dude thing so I will just leave it at that.

Bitch!

[Hyman Roth]

You just leave it with your lips wrapped around some negro-transvestite you picked up in the crack-whore section of Kansas City, fag-bagger. Why don't you just come out of the closet and admit you don't like threads and pictures dedicated to vagina because you worship at the alter of cock already?

[thome]

Women to you are like, radio dials, on a computer screen. I know why they are there, you are too one dimensional to understand.

[Hyman Roth]

Women to you are like, something, you, are, unattracted, to,
because, you, would, rather, suck, dick. You, are too, homo, to,
understand.

[jhale667]

You're a fucking idiot, thome. ALL of the chicks in the Muff Thread were over 18, I'd challenge you to prove otherwise had the thread not been deleted.
And is that ALL you've got? Please. Admit it, you just don't like girls....

[Hyman Roth]

They always play the CP card when they are desperate. :rolleyes:

-thome- is an anal dwelling butt monkey who loves the cock.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
They always play the CP card when they are desperate. :rolleyes:


Exactly, exactly. But I want to make sure the moron knows everyone ELSE sees how transparent that idiotic assertion is. :rolleyes:

And let's not forget the "barely legal" and "disney watch" threads were started by...cough...mods...cough...;)

[Hyman Roth]

Yeah and no aliases logged in to call them pedophiles....hmmm...

What else you got -thomo-? Why don't you protest how all your
threads got trashed in Ariel's dump you dumb fairy nugget butt sucker.

[thome]

You are correct. I find them much more than just like.

They have been a constant and un-nerving thorn in my side all my life.

A woman is not a one dimensional image comprised of dots and smeared dots.

Looking at that, doesn't make you the authority ,Heff.

The Images are a Muse to insigate a thought.

What you are looking at is not what is really there.

You cuss me with little or no reason for a return post on my part, but I will continue to try and find what you are trully saying.

Ask me again when you become aware.

Maybe, then you will see what I am saying.

Perhaps, you will hear what I am looking at.

[jhale667]

Step away from the brown acid, Happy-ass...:rolleyes: "insigate"??! WTF?
Thanks for proving you had no point in the first fucking place.

[Hyman Roth]

No one will ever see what you are saying because YOU ARE A FUCKING
IDIOT who can't compose a cogent paragraph. Kill yourself, anal
spelunker. Just do it.

-thomo- friend to all fag hags. :rolleyes:

[jhale667]

And if you're such a friend to women, thomo - why aren't you protesting the thread about Britney's menstrual-stained panties?
:rolleyes:

[Hyman Roth]

Because someone that gets more attention than him didn't start it.

Fucking nancy boy psychopath.

[thome]

-t- ,there happy, thanks for the heads up Websters.

Find your third grade teacher she will be proud of you, call her drop by the school ,thank her for when you were 7 ,she gave you the ability to correct that
-Level-of writing skills.


And you still see that as a challenge or a determining factor in the ability to piOwne -BAD MUTHAS- on the Web.

OUTSTANDING!!! We all clap at these times.....

Perhaps you should have spent a few hrs looking out the window.

Maybe your conceptual spacial relationship visual theory skills would have developed further?

Here, go have some fun....... -t- for the next time....

http://www.visapp.org/cfp.htm

[Hyman Roth]

I wont click on your link. I don't like penis pics. Sorry. I'm all for
equal rights n'shit...but I just don't swing that way.

-thomo- you need to go see a doctor about getting all that jizz
pumped out of your stomach.

[jhale667]

Isn't it time for thomo to start another "why does it hurt when I pee" thread?

[thome]

Originally posted by jhale667
And if you're such a friend to women, thomo - why aren't you protesting the thread about Britney's menstrual-stained panties?
:rolleyes:

I am not going to explain female things to you, I am already oversteping my bounds with this sentence, maybe you should try and talk with one sometime, she will have some insight for you on the things.

[jhale667]

Riiiiight...like girls actually talk to you. Nice try. :rolleyes:
You overstep your bounds every time you fucking post, asshat.

[Hyman Roth]

LMFAO!! Like we are supposed to believe thomo is some ladies man
when he is not posting at RothArmy 24/7. This motherfucker hasn't
seen a naked woman since he walked in on his parents in the reverse
cowboy position as a kid. Who do you think you are fooling, thomo?

You're drunk as shit all the time, an admitted pill head, can't
finish a thought on a message board....but allllllllll the ladies love
thomo in real life....

Come on thomo - just admit it - you crave nothing more than a big
black cock up your ass.

[thome]

Yo, Guccione, I passed up on more offers than Muff pictures you posted in your all important thread.

Why..... just last week there was this little honey at the......... and we were......... and then........ I thought you know what .....?:tits: :gun:

I'm Not Just a PIECE OF MEAT!!!!!!


Excited aren't you?

:eek:

[jhale667]

Originally posted by thome
Yo, Guccione, I passed up on more offers than Muff pictures you posted in your all important thread.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Last "offer" you got from a woman was her offering not to kill you in exchange for you leaving her alone...
Not counting the one that "offered" to file a "restraining order"...:lol:

You're pathetic.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by thome
I'm Not Just a PIECE OF MEAT!!!!!!

Maybe not, but you ARE most certainly a meatHEAD. :p

[Hyman Roth]

^lol PWND (I would post a pic but....)

You're not just a piece of meat, thomo. You're the piece of shit that
gets stuck on the tip of your dick when you boofu you're boyfriend's
hairy asshole. Not just any old piece of shit, mind you. That specific
one.

[thome]

Originally posted by jhale667
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Last "offer" you got from a woman was her offering not to kill you in exchange for you leaving her alone...
Not counting the one that "offered" to file a "restraining order"...:lol:

You're pathetic.

Been there too, Good Call,Bad Times.

S'eptn fer the restraining order, this dog know where the doghouse is and knows when to get there right away.

Crazy Bitch !

Cocaine is a hell'of aDrug.

Let's not remember the eighties.


Originally posted by jhale667
Maybe not, but you ARE most certainly a meatHEAD. :p

Most excellent call, I'll take That.


Originally posted by Hyman Roth
^lol PWND (I would post a pic but....)

You're not just a piece of meat, thomo. You're the piece of shit that
gets stuck on the tip of your dick when you boofu you're boyfriend's
hairy asshole. Not just any old piece of shit, mind you. That specific
one.

Dude your obession with the ca'ka is unequalled.

I have never even had a thought so bizzare.

Next?

[Hyman Roth]

Next dick to suck you mean?

Quit lying to yourself. You're gay. Deal with it thomo.

[thome]

Hyman is a big faggy nanny nanny doodoo!

Dang, Joe-ymanDirt, You are Owned ,got a new movie deal yet?

I WIN!

I am not gay, but I do like the rainbow can we have the rainbow back?

Maybe you could talk to some of them ,over there ?

In lala land where your 16 yr old head is.

[Dan]

What Is This Thread About,Again?

[thome]

It has morphed into another hyman owning thome by calling him a fag and giving graffic descriptions of homo erotic activities that thome is learning about from what seems to be a guy who is obsessed with poop and dikk.

But, I guess that is what all of hymans posts are about so I must say this thread is about Hyman and his need to find others like himself and make some homo cyber.

He repeatedly makes inuendo(sp) and come on's and I am still not interested yet, then.... when he get's denied he turns into a violent homo sexual predator and by the use of flash cards (he makes )and images of posters here and other places on the net attempts to bully people to his way, of dominating other males ,who he finds slimulating.

Other than that I don't have a clue.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Dan
What Is This Thread About,Again?

Dunno, let's ask the author:


Originally posted by thome
I don't have a clue.

And there ya have it.

[Hyman Roth]

Its about thomo coming to terms with his thomosexuality. Its about
getting him to admit that he doesn't like the muff thread because its
all about beautiful women. Its about getting thomo to admit that he
doesn't like JHale because people like JHale on this board while most
everyone reviles thomo.

In short, its all about thomo and his never-ending quest for the BBD -
the bigger and better dick.

Good luck in your quest thomo. I hope you get whatever it is you are
looking for: a big dick in your ass.

Fag.

[Dan]

Originally posted by jhale667
Dunno, let's ask the author:



And there ya have it.

Ok,When Do We Drink?

[binnie]

Originally posted by Dan
What Is This Thread About,Again?

It's a tribute to Elton John called "Can you feel the love tonight."

:D

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by thome
...He repeatedly makes inuendo(sp) and come on's and I am still not interested yet, then...

I don't have a clue.

Innuendo??!! We know you can't spell it - do you even know what 'innuendo' means? I'm coming right out in the open and stating in no uncertain, unequivocal terms: YOU ARE A FAGGOT (not that there's anything wrong with it...but this is -thomo- we're talking about). I would look you in the eyes and tell you if we were face to face and laugh when you realized you were too weak and too pussy to do anything about it.

'Come on's'??!! Yeah right. I would be quite content if you logged off and never posted one of your random-worded post for retards and pill heads ever again.

"I don't have a clue". Finally!! You got something right. Then again if you throw 1,000 words of shit / nonsense against the wall, 5 of them are bound to stick / make sense.

GTFO tinkle toes.

[thome]

Dirty Uncle Hyman is still trying to make with the -Bad Touch- on thomeee!

This tool of continually beating- You Are A Fag- must be the primary NAMBLA tool of Rape.

I will resist the Fagitism Ph-sy-Kik Ass-ualt and continue the good fight for all who feel we will only be safe when he is back in his closet.

Hyman isn't there a parade you need to walk nude in with the, World Shoved Up Your Ass?

I have allways been impresed with peoples ability to show others how important you are, with your ability to fit all kinds of sadistic items up your ass.

I am shure baseball bats only -feel it- when crammed sideways at this point?

So whatever you feel the need to cram, cram-it up your cram hole.

Dirty Uncle Hyman,CRAMMIE! Drop any GHB on youngsters lately?

I do believe there is a forum close at hand for this type of soliciting?

Once again I am Not Interested in your shittah!

The Homo assualt on this thread is becoming normal behavoir around here.

[thome]

Originally posted by Hyman Roth
I should put this in my sig?

Seriou:

Prostate cancer? I don't wish that on anyone.

God damn it. I'm at that age...I really don't want to go through with that procedure at all! I also don't want to die a terrible death before I'm 60 either.

Despite what some of you may think, my asshole is tender virgin territory. And I'd like to die with my honor intact. My Doc is a helluva nice guy - no way I'm gonna let him wiggle his finger around in my shitter. I couldn't look him in the eye afterward! And I might like it too much ...in a non-gay way. :eek:

Can't they train strippers to give prostate exams?

So It's not that you want your ass pricked, but who you want to prick it, perhaps you would preffer a stipper to use the strap on?

You are one sick fukk.

Do you have a post on these forums that do not involve your lust for the cock, or the lust to cram something up a shittah, wether yours or some other freekshow?

GET OFF!

[Hyman Roth]

Hey thomo -

Think of something original or STFU and LTFO (log the fuck out).

I know you are mentally challenged to begin with, and that the Xanax
and Hydrocidoine don't improve matters much, but how about you play
a card that hasn't already been played to death, or think of an original
insult that I didn't just throw at you.

Hyman: "You're a faggot".

Thomo: "I know you are but what am I?".

Please. :rolleyes:

Do you have a post on these forums that DOES
not involve you sounding like you are drooling on your keyboard?
Where you aren't self-owning yourself with every other attempted
sentence?

Go fuck a little boy.

[thome]

Sorry, I made you cry lil bitch.

I just guess you can't be anything more than what you are.

A big pile of Sick Sh!t.

Keep reaching for the Star!

Seems when I called you on your Warf sig pic I struck a nerve and now it is gone, just some big fat sexy Gump lipps for you to lust after you fukking ass munch, Fukk You!



Just like the nerve I struck above, you thin skinned jaggoff.

Maybe you could make a few more -Character Defect- calls in the bad panties thread.

Your a hack.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by thome
You guys are making me cry!

That's because you're a bitch. And learn how to use a contraction while you're at it, bitch-boy.

[Hyman Roth]

Originally posted by thome
Sorry, I made you cry lil bitch.

I just guess you can't be anything more than what you are.

A big pile of Sick Sh!t.

Keep reaching for the Star!

Seems when I called you on your Warf sig pic I struck a nerve and now it is gone, just some big fat sexy Gump lipps for you to lust after you fukking ass munch, Fukk You!



Just like the nerve I struck above, you thin skinned jaggoff.

Maybe you could make a few more -Character Defect- calls in the bad panties thread.

Your a hack.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMAO!! The day you make me cry is the day I put a
bullet in my head - and it ain't gonna happen.

You give yourself way too much credit, thomo. The Warf sig pic had
absolutely nothing to do with you, kiddy fucker. Warf said in the
thread that he wasn't the alias this time and I said in response, that
even though I still had my suspicions, that I was going to choose to
believe him.

The only nerve you strike is when you are beating your micro phallus
to gay porno.

Go dig up your dead grandmother and fuck her in the eye socket, you
homorectillian.

[Hyman Roth]

wah...I'm crying...he called me an assmunch.

:rolleyes:

[Hyman Roth]

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[thome]

Thank HE-Man All I wanted was to see if you were stupid enough to post this thread to three pages.

[Hyman Roth]

And why not? Its fun to get you all riled up. I know its unfair to bash
the mentally retarded...but you make it so easy. And it was you that
called me in here on page 1, wasn't it, thomo.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by thome
All I wanted was to see if you were stupid enough to post this thread to three pages.


:rolleyes:


You bitch when no one bothers to even view your threads....

But when one goes beyond 4 posts, it's because it was a personal challenge of your's to see if anyone was bored enough to bother with you???

:confused:

You may have just owned yourself, cletus.

:gulp:

[jhale667]

Wow, thomo...
Pathetic, jealous, desperate...you're covering all the bases, aren't you? :D

Hey, Mezro was just a dick to Imapus for no reason today TOO, maybe you can start a thread about that now! :rolleyes:

[Hyman Roth]

I guess -thomo- is out getting his butt stuffed tonight by his nubian
lady-boy. Either that or he is passed out drunk on the floor drooling
on himself in a pool full of urine next to his Apple IIe.


What a fruitcake.