Definition of "Cockrocker"?

[Ellyllions]

Now, I know there are going to be some serious jokes come out of my asking this and that's one endearing thing about the memberbase here.

But what is a "cockrocker"?
I heard that term used negatively to reference a musician (guitarist to be exact) and I can't figure out what it means.

I'm sure with the amount of collective grey matter assembled here, someone can give me some insight...

[Ellyllions]

And I know insite should be spelled insight, but due to hiccups in the site I can't make the change with ease...

[katie]

http://skywindows.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/jon_bon_jovi.jpg


Images like this appear in my mind when i hear the term 'cockrocker'
not my cup of tea but I guess one girl's pain is another girl's pleasure...

[Ellyllions]

Ew....Jon Bon short-guy.
Blech.

[VanHalener]

Cockrocker:

A person highly skilled in the art of cock handling with the hands, mouth, vagina, ass, or any other means required.

A cockrocker exacts the highest toll on a cock, causing miltiple eruptions that eventually result in the shooting of air.

Hail to all female cockrockers!

[LoungeMachine]

Cockrocker, also known by some as a Poseur.

Late 70's thru mid 80's guitar driven, hook laden rock.

Not to be confused with a glam rocker, and not all hair bands were Cockrockers.

GnR? Cockrockers.

Poison? Poseurs, but not Cockrockers

Van Halen? CVH= Cockrockers Sammy Era = Brie Cheese on a cracker



I personally never took offense to the term. Yet there was a time in thses parts in the 90's that it was quite derogitory in nature.


:gulp:

[blonddgirl777]

I also heard from guitar and base players that sometimes, the vibrations that those instruments create (when held the right way)
can be pretty damn rocking on their cocks...

That's the first thing that came to my mind when I read your question.

But Van Halener's answers sounds like it's been taken right out of a dicktionnary, so I would go with that!

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Yet there was a time in thses parts in the 90's that it was quite derogitory in nature.


:gulp:

Welp, this was one '90's guitarist talking about another 90's guitarist.

The phrase was exactly like this:
"I can't stand that motherfucker. He's such a cockrocker."

I just nodded feining knowing-ness but had no idea what he meant.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Welp, this was one '90's guitarist talking about another 90's guitarist.

The phrase was exactly like this:
"I can't stand that motherfucker. He's such a cockrocker."

I just nodded feining knowing-ness but had no idea what he meant.

Guarantee you he wanted to say Poseur, but thought Cockrocker would sound more clever/intheknow

Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 2 One to change the lightbulb, the other to stand in the back of the club and state: " I could have played the solo better"


:gulp:

[Ellyllions]

Well I did go all out on making sure I looked pretty cute that night, so maybe he just wanted to say "cock" in front of me.

*rim-shot*

So, basically he was saying that the guy only thinks he can play guitar well?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Ellyllions

So, basically he was saying that the guy only thinks he can play guitar well?

No.

He was saying the guy was mostly flash, solos, and hooks.

Like the difference between a guitar player and a guitarist.

Your "friend" was trying to say the guy was all about the show, and not so much thought and technique.

Or we just trying to get into your pants.

:gulp:

[Ellyllions]

Got it now.

[LoungeMachine]

I'm here for you,

:gulp:

[Ellyllions]

For the important stuff.

[Lqskdiver]

Elly, what exactly are those lips of yours saying??

[jhale667]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

Like the difference between a guitar player and a guitarist.



What he said. :)

Like the difference between doing something and BEING something....

One should never resist the urge to rock out with one's cock out, however....:p

[Nickdfresh]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cockrocker

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cockrocker

So that's it... we got it all wrong!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Lqskdiver
Elly, what exactly are those lips of yours saying??

Look at'em closely (I'm sure you have already) :p

[binnie]

Originally posted by VanHalener
Cockrocker:

A person highly skilled in the art of cock handling with the hands, mouth, vagina, ass, or any other means required.

A cockrocker exacts the highest toll on a cock, causing miltiple eruptions that eventually result in the shooting of air.

Hail to all female cockrockers!

"To girls who like the cock
We salute you!"

[Antman]

Not to be confused with a "cockblocker".

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
So that's it... we got it all wrong!

:rolleyes:

[LoungeMachine]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock+rock
cock rock

Derogatory term for a style of hard rock that was prevalent in the 70s, practiced in its purest form by the band Foreigner. Few bands played cock rock exclusively, but some artists with cock rock tendencies include Bad Company, Peter Frampton, Grand Funk Railroad, the Rolling Stones, Ted Nugent, John Fogerty, Aerosmith, AC/DC, and Bob Seger.

Musically, cock rock overlaps with blues rock, southern rock, hard rock, and arena rock, but what ties it all together as cock rock is an egocentric, tough-guy swagger and lots of ridiculous macho posturing. The lyrics often equate hard-rocking with virility and dangerousness.

The genre's primary audience was (and still is) guys with mullets and Camaros.

Though cock rock still gets plenty of airplay on classic rock radio, there are (mercifully) very few new practitioners of the style.

[blonddgirl777]

There you are, Lounge :o
Killing all the fun the girls are trying to have... talkin' about cock! :mad:

[jhale667]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
.... practiced in its purest form by the band Foreigner.


Um, wouldn't that be flaccid cockrock? :rolleyes:

[bobonthejob]

cockrocker = one who rocks out with his cock out , duh!!