Ozzy Fudd
01-31-2008, 06:42 PM
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one
year ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$1,000.00.
For a $1,000 investment with WorldCom, you would have had less
than $5.00
left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan:D
year ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$1,000.00.
For a $1,000 investment with WorldCom, you would have had less
than $5.00
left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan:D