The most fucked up Drunken Post you made ??

[Panamark]

Lets hear em..

You know the ones..
Next day you read em, too late to edit, and fuck..
what a drunken piece of shit to inflict on the world..

This could be fun ?? Who wants to go first :p

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Not drunk, high as fuck.

Can't stand alcohol, personally.



Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
youthinks correcuab,me.

Dude.

Stir it up.....

[Panamark]

Ok, lets adapt, so what was the most fucked up thing you posted
whilst stoned to the B Jeezuz !

[FORD]

Most of my drunken posts are in the Beercyclopedia thread, and they're just reviews of the product I was consuming at the time.

I think all my actual embarrassing drunken rants were far enough in the past that they were wiped out during the Roth Army hiatus.

Hell, even the extensive VH Links archive doesn't have anything too embarrassing. At least that I've found yet.

[FORD]

Hey, I found one.... It's not really fucked up, but it's funny, reading it over 7 years later.

This is me, at Links, commenting on the Pasture Dump, December 10, 2000....




Well fuck it. I'm here!

Sorry I've been away from the Army, but my piece of shit computer won't load the page for some reason. Anyway, I need to vent for a second....

The situation at the PD is BULLSHIT

There are rabid SHEEP launching thread after thread of attacks against David Lee Roth, the real Van HALEN and all true VH fans, and the moderators, despite rhetoric to the contrary, do little to stop this shit.

More problematic is the way they seem to be treating us.

Some fucking sheep bashes Roth, I defend him. I'm bashing.

Some fucking sheep calls me "a homosexual who wants to suck Roth's dick" and I defend myself, I'm bashing.

I say one word about Sammy Hagar CHEESE BALLADS, I'm bashing.

THIS IS BULLSHIT!! I know Michelle reads this board. Probably the other PD mods do too.

I never have started a personal attack against anybody. That board, this one, my own place or anywhere else. But when Phil5150 or RC5150 or Prettywoman5150 or any goddamn fucking Dave Hating sheep with a 5150 in their name starts shit with me, I am going to finish it. Try paying a little more attention to what these fools are doing and a little less to blaming EUAS/DLR Army/Mafia for anything that's fucked up in the world.

Michael Jackson - Fucking liar. Mark my words. Don't criticize me for exposing this pigfucker, because I'll remember this when you all look stupid for believing him.

Alex6261- This guy is so fucked in the head that he makes George Bush Jr seem like Einstein in comparison.

Anyway, fuck it. FORD's drunk, he's tired, I'm fuckin outa here for the night!


------------------
F.O.R.D. Country
EUAS 2001 : The Wrath of Roth

Van HALEN is: Dave, Eddie, Mikey, Alex. Any questions?

preaching the gospel of the one true Van HALEN for the redemption of a rock n roll world that's gone
to boy band Hell.


I should probably explain, for those who don't go back that far, that the "Michael Jackson" referenced here was not the actual one gloved shape-shifting pedophile, but another one of the many "insider" trolls who was then spamming all the boards with rumors about the Van HALEN reunion album we all thought was being recorded at the time.......

[Panamark]

Awesome !!

Hey was that Alex dude from Australia ???
If its the guy Im thinking of he loved the Cheronie
version, we hated each other, I named the place
and he never showed... I was gonna show him some Roth Army
style kickin ass in the flesh :)

Remeber we used to all be so pissed at Socal Chellie,
and *AHEM* Guitar Shark...

(Who I actually think is ok now... lol)
That fucker nuked me with karma......
Its ok Sharkie, the love is in the air now !

When I first joined the Army I had Warf and MikeB
tag team me into being some undercover Diamond
Mafia dude to attack that place !!! LOL...

Great Flashback !!!

[Panamark]

What was that fucking place called where WARF and MikeB
(Spanishflyguy) used to rule over...

I KNOW....

THE BASEMENT !!!! :D hahahhah

[Panamark]

Sory MikeB, I never completed that virtual casino for ya....
I started to think you were mental at that point :p

[Northern Girl]

Here's one:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=32617


Can't find the rest...:D

[bluemustard]

I'm drunk and high with most of my posts.
The most funny/fucked up ones is when I talk politics and plug my music.
LMFAO

:gulp:

My first post was the best and I was pretty fucked up when I made the photoshop VH thread and also most threads on David Lee Roth Radio.
LOL
But I'm always honest and I'm horny just like any other guy.
:D

[WARF]

There is so fucking many.... that it would take a year to post them.

So I'll list the my top 5 biggest posting regrets...
Since I've been pretty much wasted everytime I log in lol...
Well used to...

5) The Hitchwar (November 2000) - I was pretty fucking hammered during this time... cuz the war feel on the weekend... So I pretty much was inebriated during the entire fiasco... which caused a inner site war... I mean... everyone was ripping each another a new asshole... it was fucking ugly... must have been 100 people involved.... biggest war on the internet to this day... Mods lost jobs.... members quit the site... forums were changed... all because of hitch1969 and the BIG WET STINKY PUSSY!!! LOL

4) The WARF- PICK- DATE-- February 2003 -- Oh fucking mother of shit!!! This one is going down in history... twonabomber still cracks on me about this shit from 5 years ago... I was pretty fucking hammered... I started a poll @ ddlr.com for the audience to choose which escort I would sleep with for the evening... it was a fucking nightmare...

3) TK!/WARF/SARGE WAR -- This was another drunk nightmare lol... Okay... I was fired from the Roth Army as a webmaster in September 2000 for attacking SAMMY HAGAR repeatedly at vhlinks.... yes... I swear to god... it may sound weird now... cuz everyone disses hagar... but I was fired for making jokes and songs about Hagar... and the webmaster staff here went ballistic.... anyway... South Texas Rocker and TK! offered me a mod job... and I was like FUCK THIS PLACE... (even though I was still a mod) anyways... I was pretty fucking hammered and pissed off... talked a bunch of shit... accepted the job... when I sobered up the next day... I rejected the job.... by then the whole fucking staff knew... even pojo who is like my best friend here now.... went fucking off on me... he was like... be careful who your friends are hombre lol.... I knew STR snitched on me...

So in a nutshell...
I refused the TK! job... and got fired from here after they found out I was gonna take the job... which I didn't lol.


2) The yellow fucking hair pic -- I swear to fucking god... my hair was short for like two weeks.... it's always been dark brown and long... so I got this fucking sterotype that Im a fucking eminem lookin' wigger over a haircut I had for less than two weeks lol Never get wasted and post your ugly ass fucking mug!!

1) The Sammy Hagar/ Great White concert joke -- Rarely do I ever regret posting anything... but I posted a joke that Sammy Hagar fans should have died in a pyrotechnic accident.... It was a drunk attention getter... anyways... it turned out there was ddlr.com member who lost his best friend in the fire... and I wanted to crawl in a hole and die... I felt like such an asshole!

[WARF]

Fuck man... I'll keep going... lol

6) Eat Em' And Farm -- I barely fucking remember this... but this is probably the other reason why I got fired from webmaster lol... I plagurized an article from Billy Sheehan's website.... titled... eat em and farm... It had something to do with a Billy Sheehan performance at farm aid.... anyways... I thought sarge was gonna kick my ass... he actually kinda laughed... saying... nobody goes to sheehan's site anyways lol!!!

7) DLRND.com webmaster -- Another fucking disaster... Me, Von Halen, Mike B and houseofpain were sent to take over the reigns of the dlrnd from Mike Blair... it was a disaster... all of us were amateur writers... the site lasted maybe three months before it folded.... Mike B plagurized an article from vhnd.com.... and grant fucking went off on him... lol fuck man... thanks panamark for making me dig inside the brain library.... the dlrnd was a disaster.... but we all recovered.... dispite rumors that Mike B was really Mike Blair... Von Halen... a new mod at the time... actually replaced me in the basement after the hitchwar... started fucking ddlr.com.

8) The Atomic Punks Debacle -- Ralph Saenz called me to take over and run the atomic punks site a few years back... which was sponsored by the Roth Army.... it looked like it was a done deal... I was at the punks show.... drinking with Brian Young etc etc... Anyways... I don't know the exact details.... but a month later Brett Norton was running the site... that's when I made the joke over vhlinks that they would be covering Van Hagar songs now... lol
No harm done...
I still think the punks are the best CVH cover band.

[WARF]

However, my biggest regret is my last two posts!!

LOL

[Panamark]

WARF !

You forgot *THE SUPERBOWL* !! :D

[WARF]

Did you really expect me to find David Lee Roth at the superbowl?!?!

Hey.... catch a football ASSHOLE!!!

http://www.2camels.com/images/festival-photos/khumb_mela5.jpg

uh huh uh

[WARF]

Did you really expect me to find David Lee Roth at the superbowl?!?!

Hey.... catch a football ASSHOLE!!!

http://www.2camels.com/images/festival-photos/khumb_mela5.jpg

uh huh uh

[Panamark]

Uh oh WARFIE is hitting back and submit again !

Dude, the white screen of death always occurs after
a post is processed.

ie: its gone through !!!!!

I like the pic. I know you meant no arm !

[LoungeMachine]

I know when Mez's most drunken post was.....

"Welcome WARF as your new Front Line Mod". ;)

:gulp:

[WARF]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I know when Mez's most drunken post was.....

"Welcome WARF as your new Front Line Mod". ;)

:gulp:

Followed by ooops... I deleted two million posts by accident...

[WARF]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I know when Mez's most drunken post was.....

"Welcome WARF as your new Front Line Mod". ;)

:gulp:

You want ELVIS back... shut the fuck up! :D

[Panamark]

WARF, do you remember you and I sneaking around and attacking
the Pleasure Dome, fuck it must be nearly 10 years ago now ???
That was hilarious... Chelle, The Mushroom and Sharkie !! :D
And Hamburger Head !!

Man I lost track of how many "Karma" points I was docked.
Its ironic that one of those that docked me, is now (in my books)
a totally cool dude, and a MOD here.. Good old Sharkman !

Do you still talk to MikeB ????

[WARF]

Originally posted by Panamark
WARF, do you remember you and I sneaking around and attacking
the Pleasure Dome, fuck it must be nearly 10 years ago now ???
That was hilarious... Chelle, The Mushroom and Sharkie !! :D
And Hamburger Head !!

Man I lost track of how many "Karma" points I was docked.
Its ironic that one of those that docked me, is now (in my books)
a totally cool dude, and a MOD here.. Good old Sharkman !

Do you still talk to MikeB ????

Yeah... shark is one of the coolest cats here...
But at PD.... a total douchebag.... aka MATTLOCK! LOL

Do I still talk to Mike B?
Yeah he's been a supermod over at ddlr.com
Posting as "Spanish FlyGuy" for the past few years.

[Panamark]

So when is the official "Pin the tail on the Spanish Fly Guy"
graphic gonna be circulated at DDLR.COM !!! :p

j/k MikeB !!! I promise I will finish that virtual casino one day !!

[rustoffa]

This was probably the worst.


Originally posted by rustoffa
I'm having a hard time @ this.

I mean, like CIALIS™ thirty-six hour hard time.

I just wanna jack-off and avoid the perplexities.

Is it ok if I absstain from jacking off?

Dude, I'm almost to the tingly part!


The shit went downhill from there....see for yourself.
:rolleyes:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26369

[WARF]

Originally posted by Panamark
So when is the official "Pin the tail on the Spanish Fly Guy"
graphic gonna be circulated at DDLR.COM !!! :p

j/k MikeB !!! I promise I will finish that virtual casino one day !!

Remember the thread where hitch was flaming Mike B in pig latin?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by WARF
Remember the thread where hitch was flaming Mike B in pig latin?

YEAH !! Too funny......

Man, I wish someone had backed this place up..
I reckon we have had two major erasures and
many lost treasures.. Big Shame..

Do you remember the classic "I wonder if Dave has ever Hogged it"
thread ??

Man, that was funny. I remember asking Hitch what was the
proper etiquette response when a fat chick requested to
take a dump whilst you were fisting her ass !!! lol....

[Panamark]

Originally posted by rustoffa
This was probably the worst.



The shit went downhill from there....see for yourself.
:rolleyes:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26369

As time passes, Mezro is becoming engrained history
that was funny shit Rusty.. So do you drop the blue
pill, marvel at the erection, wonder why everything looks
blue and then feel guilty if you jack off ??

Remember, every sperm is sacred !
If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate !!!

[WARF]

I'm surprised mez didn't erase that thread lol

[ace diamond]

OH FUCK, WHERE TO BEGIN?

[Dan]

Originally posted by ace diamond
OH FUCK, WHERE TO BEGIN?

Most Of Your Post.:D

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Panamark
As time passes, Mezro is becoming engrained history
that was funny shit Rusty.. So do you drop the blue
pill, marvel at the erection, wonder why everything looks
blue and then feel guilty if you jack off ??

Remember, every sperm is sacred !
If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate !!!


Nothing like that at all. I just tried to diffuse a potentially inflammatory thread with a dose of the ridiculous. The approach rarely works. That thread is a prime example. When it does work, people laugh themselves silly.
:D

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by Dan
Most Of Your Post.:D
so true.........as i have said before:
posting while wasted........it's a daily pleasure!!!!
"I PROPOSE A TOAST, TO ALCOHOLICS-UNANIMOUSLY!!!!

:lol:

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Nothing like that at all. I just tried to diffuse a potentially inflammatory thread with a dose of the ridiculous. The approach rarely works. That thread is a prime example. When it does work, people laugh themselves silly.
:D

:lol:

now that was some wicked funny shit right there, i say!!!!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

He he he, I dig this thread! :)

You can always claim you were drunk while posting, but unless you mentioned you were, those posts are there for proof that you were, and whenever anybody bothers reading them, they bear your signature: as they say in French: "Talking will fly up in the air, writings will remain".
You'd better take a look at that bottle twice before posting that, Jack! :D

I was recently pissed at the deletion of the State Your Take forum, but Panam's thread here reminds me of a bunch of posts I wrote in there while wasted... Not so bad after all... keep it in the dark! :D

Anyway I know we're a damn lot posting or having posted when stoned.
I won't give any names, but for some it's the usual "mood", up to the point that when they aren't drunk or stoned, that's when you sense there's something wrong with them. :D