Lindsay Lohan Bares all

[Panamark]

http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/

[binnie]

That is not a very flattering photo, but I still would.....

[indeedido]

tapping from behind comes to mind.....

[jhale667]

There's a couple in the series that aren't bad...

Can we post boobie pictures in here? :confused:

[Panamark]

There was a slideshow viewer at the link I posted..
You need to run the slideshow.

No we cant directly upload graphics here at the moment,

[jhale667]

No, I've already hosed the keepers out of the slideshow. ;)
I could host them wherever.
What I meant was, is there a rule against boobs in NON? Y'know, like a "no NSFW" images here type thing? :D
Because she does indeed show her boobies..

[Panamark]

Well since the great nukeage of pic forum 2008, Im not
sure where to post such things.
Its definately non-Van Halen.
I wouldnt call it pronographic either.

I think its ok here, I cant imagine Ally or any of the
other chicks being offended by this kind of artistic
soft core pictures.

[Matt White]

She looks like she's 50 years old..........like she's been rode hard & put away wet....YUCK:mad:

[Panamark]

Matt, Binnie would hit it ! :D

[VAiN]

Holy crap... she DOES look rough as hell...

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Panamark
Well since the great nukeage of pic forum 2008, Im not
sure where to post such things.
Its definately non-Van Halen.
I wouldnt call it pronographic either.

I think its ok here, I cant imagine Ally or any of the
other chicks being offended by this kind of artistic
soft core pictures.

Yes, where does one put the boobage these days? :confused:

She kinda does a bit rough, but Binnie (or I) would hit it...:D

http://g.photos.cx/Lohantits02-67.jpg

:rolleyes:

[jhale667]

;)

http://g.photos.cx/lohannekid02-f8.jpg

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Matt White
She looks like she's 50 years old..........like she's been rode hard & put away wet....YUCK:mad:
Christ for a minute i thought i was the only one who thought that.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
Christ for a minute i thought i was the only one who thought that.

"This is Hollywood..." :rolleyes: ;)

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
Christ for a minute i thought i was the only one who thought that.

Lets make it positive Ozzy, at least you wouldnt feel like
a cradle snatcher !!!! LOL :D

[Matt White]

She just looks worn out....and she is what? IN her mid 20s?!?:confused:

Ahhhhh...drugs & booze do a body good

[Terry]

Saw her in Georgia Rule and I Know Who Killed Me; the girl (IMO) has some talent there to build on far as the acting goes, but she seems content to just be a celebrity rather than a serious actress. Posing nude is just another step in the wrong direction.

The type of celebrity she is obtaining is easily replaceable by any number of young, hopeful starlets and easily forgettable.

Monroe was pretty much a casualty of her own excesses. Lohan seems to be headed down the same path.

Oh well. At least she has the decency to show us her boobies.

[Dan]

No Hair Pie?

[bueno bob]

Playing devil's advocate for a minute, remember that she's playing the role of Marilyn Monroe...who was coming to the end of a very long, very nasty stretch of her road when she did this shoot...with the grainy black and whites and some makeup, a lot of it could just be that she's emulating the burnout look Marilyn had at the time...?

I'm hoping...damn shame to see her go to waste like that, if not...

Of course, I gotta throw my lot in with binnie, I'd still hit the shit out of her...

[Coyote]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Playing devil's advocate for a minute, remember that she's playing the role of Marilyn Monroe...who was coming to the end of a very long, very nasty stretch of her road when she did this shoot...with the grainy black and whites and some makeup, a lot of it could just be that she's emulating the burnout look Marilyn had at the time...?

I'm hoping...damn shame to see her go to waste like that, if not...

Of course, I gotta throw my lot in with binnie, I'd still hit the shit out of her...

What? Let you two have all the fun?

[BITEYOASS]

Lohan looks like a barracks slut I met one time, but didn't fuck BTW.

[Vanessa]

she looks really pale. It's scary

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
Lohan looks like a barracks slut I met one time, but didn't fuck BTW.
Yeah U.S. prime government whores...i had me a few....lol

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Panamark
Lets make it positive Ozzy, at least you wouldnt feel like
a cradle snatcher !!!! LOL :D
Hey you might be on ta somethin:D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
Yeah U.S. prime government whores...i had me a few....lol

Been there, done that - got her right before she went 100% lesbian too, so... ;)

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Been there, done that - got her right before she went 100% lesbian too, so... ;)

You were the one that turned her off of guys? :D

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by jhale667
;)

http://g.photos.cx/lohannekid02-f8.jpg

Nice Rack.:boobs:

[Golden AWe]

UUU YEAH I Would!!!

[Ellyllions]

Blech.

(as though my opinion counts in a room full of guys :) )

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Blech.

(as though my opinion counts in a room full of guys :) )

We didn't say we'd brag about it later, we just said we would indeed hit it....;)

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by jhale667
We didn't say we'd brag about it later, we just said we would indeed hit it....;)
What!!! oh no..don't put me in that one . i rather beat my Dick like it owed me money...than fuck it.
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[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Blech.

(as though my opinion counts in a room full of guys :) )
Ohhh it matters Elly, it matters...;)

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
What!!! oh no..don't put me in that one . i rather beat my Dick like it owed me money...than fuck it.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BRILLIANT OZ

BRAVO

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
What!!! oh no..don't put me in that one . i rather beat my Dick like it owed me money...than fuck it.
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...So you're saying you'd still let her blow you though, right? :p

That is one of the best Chappelle bits ever....:lol:

[fryingdutchman]

What a hag she's become...

Decent body...but that face looks like 7 miles of bad road.

And those freckles all over make it look like somebody spray-farted on her...

[VanHalener]

I'd hit it so hard the freckles would fly right off the poor girl.

http://i16.tinypic.com/43nw60j.jpg

[Panamark]

LOL !

Hey you wanna know whats interesting, seeing Gene Simmons
nude gets more hits than this thread..

YIKES !!

Surely theres not that many Sammy fans here ????

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Little Texan
You were the one that turned her off of guys? :D

Nah...although I was like the only one who didn't know it, she'd been straddling the fence for quite some time, anyway...found out years later that she basically tossed all her weight to the girls side once we ended our little thing...

Still good friends, though...

[bueno bob]

Still, looking forward to the "stolen" home porn video that'll make it's way to stores...eventually... ;)

[Panamark]

Along with the Britney ones.
(Of which there is allegedly freakin hours of)

[binnie]

Originally posted by Panamark
Matt, Binnie would hit it ! :D


Originally posted by jhale667

She kinda does a bit rough, but Binnie (or I) would hit it...:D



Originally posted by bueno bob

Of course, I gotta throw my lot in with binnie, I'd still hit the shit out of her...

Yup, especially now she got that kind of run-down, no self-respect, desperate look going-on. Diiiirrrrty :D

[Jurak]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
Christ for a minute i thought i was the only one who thought that.


no shit... fuckin saggy outa shape.... i'd do her...anyway...take a hit :D

[Ellyllions]

**Spray's Lysol in thread**

[Coyote]

Shouldn't that stuff go in the Simmons thread?

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
**Spray's Lysol in thread**

Love for Van Halen, beauty, sharp wit...

What more can an army ask for?

OW!

[DLR82VH]

right obn

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by Coyote
Shouldn't that stuff go in the Simmons thread?

You're right, I should go spray the Simmons thread.

But unfortunately this thread is the one that smelled of decomp.

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by VanHalener

What more can an army ask for?



LOL! You say that to all the girls.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
You're right, I should go spray the Simmons thread.

But unfortunately this thread is the one that smelled of decomp.

My deodorant's just wearing off. Sorry.

[Ellyllions]

It wasn't you....

It was Lindsey's rotten crotch.

Guarantee she's got bruises from the 10 ft. pole.

[Ellyllions]

shit.

[Coyote]

Quite a cavernous crotch, wouldn't one say?

[Ellyllions]

Just used and abused.

"hang loose like sleeve of wizard"

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Just used and abused.

"hang loose like sleeve of wizard"

A likely story. And true, I fear.

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by Coyote
A likely story. And true, I fear.

Yeah, she scares me too.:D

[binnie]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Just used and abused.

"hang loose like sleeve of wizard"

Yup, it'd be like playing pong with your dick....

[Golden AWe]

did you see this one?

http://static.iltalehti.fi/viihde/lindsaynannit2PP_vi.jpg

[Golden AWe]

those marilyn photos are not hot, but it's nice to see her washingtons. she looks hotter in normal photos...

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
did you see this one?

http://static.iltalehti.fi/viihde/lindsaynannit2PP_vi.jpg
Ohhh i get it now, she looks better with her rags on..:rolleyes: :D

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
those marilyn photos are not hot, but it's nice to see her washingtons. she looks hotter in normal photos...
Yes:D

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
Ohhh i get it now, she looks better with her rags on..:rolleyes: :D

Gotta love titillation...

(If that's a technical term, let me know.)

[Little Texan]

I just like her for the fact that she was in a Herbie movie. :D But, she is looking a bit on the rough side these days. That's what alcohol, drugs, and a wild, partying lifestyle will do to you.

[NATEDOG001976]

Give me some time with her! I'll fix her :)

[Panamark]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water ....


http://www.speedmonkey.net/chimp/lindsay_lohans_crotch_shot.jpg

[NATEDOG001976]

Looks like she's doing coke! Where some damm panties!

[NATEDOG001976]

And wtf? I like a little muff, why do women these days shave the freakin' beave bald???

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Little Texan
I just like her for the fact that she was in a Herbie movie. :D But, she is looking a bit on the rough side these days. That's what alcohol, drugs, and a wild, partying lifestyle will do to you.
Ohh you said herbie,,i thought you said herpie...

[Nickdfresh]

Obvious chop...

[Nickdfresh]

Crack: it does a body good!

[Panamark]

She almost looks like she is sportin a pair of nads
down there !

[binnie]

She does indeed look better with clothes on....