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Lqskdiver
02-29-2008, 04:19 PM
The Bloggers’ New Obsession: Allison Stokke
May 31, 2007 - 5:00 pm, By Amy, Florida State

Blog (http://www.collegecandy.com/tag/allison-stokke/)

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If you need proof of just how much media, and, more specifically, Internet blogs, now have complete control over our culture in a way that seems to hypnotize us all, look no further than Allison Stokke.

Who the hell is Allison Stokke, you might ask?

Allison Stokke is an 18-year-old California high school student, winner of the 2004 California state pole vaulting competition and University of California scholarship earner. It also just so happens that Allison Stokke is what males would refer to as “totally smoking.”

It all started with the simple snap of this picture. Now, Allison Stokke is one of the most popular searches on the Internet and has been absolutely bombarded by Myspacers, sports bloggers, journalists and creepy men alike.

The only problem is, Allison and her family hate all of this newfound attention - especially the blog on With Leather that turned her into a sex symbol literally, overnight. Soon after, Stokke and an entire article written about her made the front page of the Washington Post - a place usually reserved for actual current events, like….um….yea, that little war that’s been going on.

Stokke speaks out about her unwanted fame in this clip.

While I feel bad for this girl, (it’s not like she’s Lohan, who keeps going out at night, asking for it) she never asked for this and seems genuine in simply wanting to be an athlete and nothing more) I don’t think she should keep putting herself in the public eye. (see more photos after the jump)

It’s only going to make men look at her more and say gross things, just like one of the guys who blogged:

1. I’d hit it.
2. I would like to hit it.
3. I certainly would like to partake in some Stokkey Pokey (and turn myself around/THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT!)
4. No, I mean it. I would break it off in that and never look back.
5. What’s a pole vault?

I’m sure all the buzz surrounding her won’t die down anytime soon, being that our society eats up modest, pretty girls who photograph well and speak their minds. And this posting here on College Candy certainly won’t make Allison Stokke’s problems any better.

Sorry, Allison! I guess the only real solution here would be for you to stop pole vaulting and start eating a LOT of cake.



http://www.dyestat.com/3us/6out/NikeOutdoorNats/album-vic-jumps-g/images/154GM8W1004.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/smaxwell98/as.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/smaxwell98/as2.jpg

http://www.dyestat.com/3us/college/choices07/pix/Stokke.jpg

http://www.allison-stokke.info/pictures/Cute-Allison-Stokke-Pictures/image/allison-stokke.2869.jpg

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s130/thecooler99/Alliaon-Stokke-take-off_jpg.jpg



Oh yeah, the comparison was bound to happen....

http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/bods.jpg

ALinChainz
02-29-2008, 06:10 PM
Ummm ... yeah.

Five stars to you ... to her ... and what the hell, Jessica.

:bottle:

ALinChainz
02-29-2008, 06:11 PM
lol ... "pole vault" ...

WelshJon
02-29-2008, 07:58 PM
A bit heavy in the shoulders if we're being picky, but wtf, I'd hit it.


:D

Dan
02-29-2008, 09:47 PM
Damn,She Can Pole Vault Me Anytime.:D

jhale667
03-01-2008, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by Dan
Damn,She Can Pole Vault Me Anytime.:D

You so beat me to it. :D

Dan
03-01-2008, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by jhale667
You so beat me to it. :D

:D

NATEDOG001976
03-01-2008, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by WelshJon
A bit heavy in the shoulders if we're being picky, but wtf, I'd hit it.


:D

Well, I guess if she has bigger shoulders than you?? a chick?? Lol, just messin' with you...lol.

Golden AWe
03-01-2008, 06:41 AM
hahah...she was already chosen as the sports babe of the year 2007 on our finnish hockey site so you're a bit late...but better late than too early, guys!

blonddgirl777
03-01-2008, 07:52 AM
I LOVE that chick's shoulders!

WARF
03-01-2008, 10:58 AM
I bet she gives a great handjob! :D

Terry
03-01-2008, 08:31 PM
Now, why would you want her to pole vault you...wouldn't the desired object be for her to vault onto your pole?

Ah, whatever. I knew what you meant. Just being a cunt...because I'd hit it, too!

Isaac R.
03-02-2008, 02:01 PM
Looks like my sister.

Terry
03-02-2008, 02:08 PM
In some odd way, she looks almost TOO wholesome to really get down and dirty with...

Guess I must be getting old.

binnie
03-03-2008, 05:44 AM
Oh my, I'm in love.

This is whole story is an illustration of the effect which women can have on men - an internet sensation from a couple of pictures.

Oh, and I would hit that like it was going out of style. In fact, I'd hurt myself.....

binnie
03-03-2008, 05:45 AM
In honour of this article I think that we should make her LARG girl of the month for April!

jero
03-03-2008, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I LOVE that chick's shoulders!

And some of her other parts as well

jhale667
03-03-2008, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Terry
In some odd way, she looks almost TOO wholesome to really get down and dirty with...

Guess I must be getting old.

Yeah, go ahead and slap yourself....NOW....:D

"Snap out of it, laddie!" :lol:

Terry
03-03-2008, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by jhale667
Yeah, go ahead and slap yourself....NOW....:D

"Snap out of it, laddie!" :lol:

No kidding!

:spank:

binnie
03-04-2008, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by Terry
In some odd way, she looks almost TOO wholesome to really get down and dirty with...

Guess I must be getting old.

Dude, no way. Given a tenth of an opportunity, all of your pangs of conscience would dissappear faster than free booze at an AA meeting!

Coyote
03-04-2008, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Terry
In some odd way, she looks almost TOO wholesome to really get down and dirty with...

Guess I must be getting old.

Just ruin her for other men. :D