Guitar Hero Fatties!

[Hummarstra]

Notice the microwave next to the computer.
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[jero]

The Wolf band?

[Douglas T.]

Always camped out by the microwave! I'll bet there's hotpockets in there! Got some attitude I'll give them that! LOL the guitar just went flying!

[Ozzy Fudd]

That's some funny shit right there.

[Douglas T.]

"Where's your microphone Jake?"
"I don't know ... I'll just use the phone!"

[Terry]

The Other Half...coming soon to a Dunkin' Donuts near you!!

[BITEYOASS]

Fuckin eh! Get some real instruments or wreck havoc at a Karaoke bar.

[DrMaddVibe]

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Scratch the hero.

Bump up the Coffee house patrons over the stooge trying to play a 12 string.

Fatty...you betcha!

[Hummarstra]

DrMaddVibe, who is that?

[Douglas T.]

I hear that guy posts here!

[Vanessa]

they look gay!

[Douglas T.]

So does Mr. Winger in post #8!

[Nitro Express]

Are there any thin kids left in America?

[DrMaddVibe]

Kip ate them all with ketchup!

[Isaac R.]

:lol:

00:33 to 00:46...Good Lord.

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by Isaac R.
:lol:

00:33 to 00:46...Good Lord.

Sounds like a Chicago song!

[Eddie's Booze]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Are there any thin kids left in America?

79 Ways For Kids To Exercise - Indoors Or Out
By Bev Grey

Does your child spend far too much of his or her free time watching TV or playing video games? Experts advise that two hours of TV or video games a day should be the limit to better assure kids will be healthy, strong and creative. Here is a quick reference list of some easy and fun exercise ideas to help children get active (often without even knowing they are exercising!):

1. Walk your dog

2. Walk your neighbor’s dog (with permission from your parents and your neighbor, of course)

3. Fly a kite

4. Toss a Frisbee

5. Ask your parents or grandparents to take you to a state park or other area where you can take a nature hike. Look for unusual plants, insects or wildlife and take samples or pictures for your science class or show and tell

6. Ride your bike

7. Skate

8. If you have a yard, pick up sticks or trash

9. Pull weeds

10.Rake the yard or garden

11.Play tag 12.Play hopscotch

13.Have a hula hoop contest, and see who can keep the hoop up the longest

14.Learn to juggle

15.Jump rope (boxers do it, and look how strong & healthy they are!)

16.Visit the zoo, amusement park or museum (lots of walking)

17.Wash the car

18.Have every family member wear a pedometer, and have a daily challenge to see who can take the most steps. Losers do winner’s chores the next day!

19.Shoot hoops

20.Play soccer

21.Play softball

22.Play badminton

23.Have a water balloon fight

24.Put on your bathing suit and run through the sprinkler

25.Go swimming (never without an adult to supervise!)

26.Give the dog a bath. The bigger the dog, the more exercise you'll get!

27.Sign up for a charity walk-a-thon with your parent, grandparent, or other relative. You’ll help raise money for a good cause and get in shape at the same time. If your town doesn’t have a walk-a-thon, start one for your favorite charity

28.Do jumping jacks

29.Do push-ups

30.Put on an exercise video and get a good workout

31.Do sit-ups

32.Learn to play golf, or caddy for someone else

33.Play tennis

34.Play miniature golf

35.Go bowling

36.Learn to twirl a baton

37.Take a class in martial arts and learn to defend yourself

38.Build a fort and play cowboys and Indians

39.If you have a two-story home or a home with a basement, carry out-of-place items up or down stairs, one item at a time

40.Run the vacuum

41.Wash windows

42.Clean your room

43.Ride your skateboard

44.Learn yoga, either at a class or from a video

45.Race-walk

46.Have relay races with your friends or family

47.Play touch football

48.Learn ballroom dancing

49.Learn hip-hop dancing

50.Take classes in ballet, jazz or tap dancing

51.Join a clogging or Irish step-dancing club

52.Learn to play an instrument and join the marching band

53.Join a gym or work with a private fitness trainer

54.Practice turning cartwheels in the yard

55.Walk on the beach and collect shells

56.Set up an obstacle course in your back yard, and practice going faster and faster through it

57.Have a tug of war

58.Get several parents & kids together and have one-legged sack races

59.Learn to water ski (again, make sure you have adult supervision at all times!)

60.Learn to surf (same as number 59)

61.Play hockey

62.Climb the monkey bars or a climbing wall

63.Go horseback riding

64.Learn gymnastics

65.Play volleyball

66.Play table tennis

67.Use normal household items and form a rhythm band. March around the house or neighborhood playing your instruments

68.Pull your little brother or sister around the yard in a wagon

69.Play croquet

70.Have a long-jumping contest with your friends, and see who can jump the farthest

71.In the winter, you can ice skate;

72.Ski- - either downhill or cross-country

73.Build a snowman

74.Build a snow fort and have a snowball fight

75.Go sledding

76.Shovel snow off your sidewalk or driveway

77.Take your dog outside and play fetch in the snow. Most dogs love snow!

78.Take a walk in the snow, then try to step in your own tracks all the way back

79.Shovel snow off someone else’s walk, either as a favor or to earn money

What are you waiting for? Get those kids moving!

Bev Grey is founder and president of Grandma's Healthy Kids Club, Inc., an in-home program to help children lose weight safely or just improve their eating and exercise habits. She is also author of "The Project", a children's book depicting a young boy's struggle with weight and everything that goes along with it. Grandma's Healthy Kids Club memberships and The Project can be purchased online at www.HealthyKidsCatalog.com.

http://www.healthykidscatalog.com/may2006.html

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[Sarge's Little Helper]

79 Ways For Kids To Exercise - Indoors Or Out
By Bev Grey

Does your child spend far too much of his or her free time watching TV or playing video games? Experts advise that two hours of TV or video games a day should be the limit to better assure kids will be healthy, strong and creative. Here is a quick reference list of some easy and fun exercise ideas to help children get active (often without even knowing they are exercising!):

1. Walk your dog

2. Walk your neighbor’s dog (with permission from your parents and your neighbor, of course)

3. Fly a kite

4. Toss a Frisbee

5. Ask your parents or grandparents to take you to a state park or other area where you can take a nature hike. Look for unusual plants, insects or wildlife and take samples or pictures for your science class or show and tell

6. Ride your bike

7. Skate

8. If you have a yard, pick up sticks or trash

9. Pull weeds

10.Rake the yard or garden

11.Play tag 12.Play hopscotch

13.Have a hula hoop contest, and see who can keep the hoop up the longest

14.Learn to juggle

15.Jump rope (boxers do it, and look how strong & healthy they are!)

16.Visit the zoo, amusement park or museum (lots of walking)

17.Wash the car

18.Have every family member wear a pedometer, and have a daily challenge to see who can take the most steps. Losers do winner’s chores the next day!

19.Shoot hoops

20.Play soccer

21.Play softball

22.Play badminton

23.Have a water balloon fight

24.Put on your bathing suit and run through the sprinkler

25.Go swimming (never without an adult to supervise!)

26.Give the dog a bath. The bigger the dog, the more exercise you'll get!

27.Sign up for a charity walk-a-thon with your parent, grandparent, or other relative. You’ll help raise money for a good cause and get in shape at the same time. If your town doesn’t have a walk-a-thon, start one for your favorite charity

28.Do jumping jacks

29.Do push-ups

30.Put on an exercise video and get a good workout

31.Do sit-ups

32.Learn to play golf, or caddy for someone else

33.Play tennis

34.Play miniature golf

35.Go bowling

36.Learn to twirl a baton

37.Take a class in martial arts and learn to defend yourself

38.Build a fort and play cowboys and Indians

39.If you have a two-story home or a home with a basement, carry out-of-place items up or down stairs, one item at a time

40.Run the vacuum

41.Wash windows

42.Clean your room

43.Ride your skateboard

44.Learn yoga, either at a class or from a video

45.Race-walk

46.Have relay races with your friends or family

47.Play touch football

48.Learn ballroom dancing

49.Learn hip-hop dancing

50.Take classes in ballet, jazz or tap dancing

51.Join a clogging or Irish step-dancing club

52.Learn to play an instrument and join the marching band

53.Join a gym or work with a private fitness trainer

54.Practice turning cartwheels in the yard

55.Walk on the beach and collect shells

56.Set up an obstacle course in your back yard, and practice going faster and faster through it

57.Have a tug of war

58.Get several parents & kids together and have one-legged sack races

59.Learn to water ski (again, make sure you have adult supervision at all times!)

60.Learn to surf (same as number 59)

61.Play hockey

62.Climb the monkey bars or a climbing wall

63.Go horseback riding

64.Learn gymnastics

65.Play volleyball

66.Play table tennis

67.Use normal household items and form a rhythm band. March around the house or neighborhood playing your instruments

68.Pull your little brother or sister around the yard in a wagon

69.Play croquet

70.Have a long-jumping contest with your friends, and see who can jump the farthest

71.In the winter, you can ice skate;

72.Ski- - either downhill or cross-country

73.Build a snowman

74.Build a snow fort and have a snowball fight

75.Go sledding

76.Shovel snow off your sidewalk or driveway

77.Take your dog outside and play fetch in the snow. Most dogs love snow!

78.Take a walk in the snow, then try to step in your own tracks all the way back

79.Shovel snow off someone else’s walk, either as a favor or to earn money

What are you waiting for? Get those kids moving!

Bev Grey is founder and president of Grandma's Healthy Kids Club, Inc., an in-home program to help children lose weight safely or just improve their eating and exercise habits. She is also author of "The Project", a children's book depicting a young boy's struggle with weight and everything that goes along with it. Grandma's Healthy Kids Club memberships and The Project can be purchased online at www.HealthyKidsCatalog.com.

http://www.healthykidscatalog.com/may2006.html

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Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[blonddgirl777]

It's kinda cute... in a funny way... I mean, they are really taking it seriously!
(I like the phone microphone L.O.L.)

At least, they are moving their ass and not just sitting there, moving their thumbs!

[blonddgirl777]

My husband, Franksters and 2 other guys used to play in a band (with real instrumnets) when they where about that young but instead of a microwave, they had a toaster to burn toasts... to make that smoke you see in some shows...
How cute!

[Nitro Express]

Every kid my age in my neighborhood was into KISS big time. We had a battle of the fake KISS bands to see who could make the the best costumes and fake the band the best. It was involved and one kid's dad was a welder and actually made a Gene Simmons get up out of real armor metal plate! A lot of work went into that one!

[binnie]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Every kid my age in my neighborhood was into KISS big time. We had a battle of the fake KISS bands to see who could make the the best costumes and fake the band the best. It was involved and one kid's dad was a welder and actually made a Gene Simmons get up out of real armor metal plate! A lot of work went into that one!

That's cool. I don't think that kids today would put in that much effort....

[blonddgirl777]

They would just ask their parents to go and buy those costumes at Wallmart!

[TVGUY]

Is that guy singing into a burrito?

[scamper]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Every kid my age in my neighborhood was into KISS big time.

Wow a neighborhood of freaks, when did they start listening to real music.;)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by TVGUY
Is that guy singing into a burrito?

L.O.L...
No, if it would be a burrito... he'd be eating it!

He's actually using a cordless phone...

[hankster]

So that is it huh? The future of the American culture. I am slitting my wrists as we speak, I can't live with this. LOL

[GAR]

I hear that guy posts here!

That's me at 3:10 pulling an Yngwie shoulder toss..

[Mr Walker]

Every kid my age in my neighborhood was into KISS big time. We had a battle of the fake KISS bands to see who could make the the best costumes and fake the band the best. It was involved and one kid's dad was a welder and actually made a Gene Simmons get up out of real armor metal plate! A lot of work went into that one!

We all did that as well... and the winner grew up to play bass for Skid Row.

[Igosplut]

We all did that as well... .

Don't you still?

[letsrock]

My kids are into AC/DC and Kiss big time.
But at least those kids arent just sitting around.