The Editing Room

[WARF]

I dare you motherfuckers to edit me... like cadaverdildo!!!


in the editting room, everybody gets edited...

[Guitar Shark]

LOL!! I wasn't expecting the first edit to come from kb... :D


But my hot wife, who looks just like Dana Perino, once slept with Kip Winger

[Guitar Shark]

I used to be a hitler at the pleasure dome and lock everyone's threads. My fantasy basketball team sucks, and I sometimes can be seen on a street corner... selling my body to support my crack habit!!

[knuckleboner]

I sometimes lay in my bed and masturbate to my Leaf Garrett poster!

[WARF]

Please hold me.

[knuckleboner]

Fairfax, VA is a city of racist, white trash hicks and illegal immigrants.
i fit in since i am half mexican, and half white trash. actually, i'm all trash!

[WARF]

LOL

I'll leave no one unsatisfied!

But who knows....

I will probably blow the whole team later!

[Nickdfresh]

Um, I'm a drunken fuckup!

No editing required on this one, fellas. :D

[LoungeMachine]

I AM Kip Winger, even though I am desperately trying to make people believe that I am a different, yet similarly successful, celebrity. I also like men with gold teeth and big feet.

[LoungeMachine]

I made a sticky all over my keyboard after thinking about editting joey T.


And yes, I really am Steve Perry.

http://thumb16.webshots.net/t/44/44/0/51/93/2919051930073842556GsCmcd_th.jpg

[hideyoursheep]

High heels on men are a turn on

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
Who brought the hookers to the mod room?

I kissed WARF once.....

He tasted of Sammy's spunk.

:mad:

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by knuckleboner
Fairfax, VA is a city of racist, white trash hicks and illegal immigrants.
i fit in since i am half mexican, and half white trash. actually, i'm all trash!

Loungemachine is everything I strive to be in my life.

He's my hero.

[bueno bob]

My confession: I have a Darth Vader mask for my penis.

[bueno bob]

if Guitar Shark wasn't my alias, i'd be totally turned on by that right now.


in fact, i am. time for me to go han solo...

[knuckleboner]

seriously, guys. I love to sniff my finger after scratching my anus.

It's a little slice of heaven.

[VanHalener]

Roth Army Motherfuckers!

[VanHalener]

Hi! I live in Fairfax, Virginia. It's like taking a dilapidated a strip mall, filling it with illegal immigrants, then surrounding it with a trailer park!

I'm going to get mugged now.

[VanHalener]

My dogs so horny!

They love u long time ;)

[Dan]

WTF?

You mean we're NOT charged by the letter to post?

[VanHalener]

I blew Matt Hasselbeck once.

[hideyoursheep]

LunchMachine















http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r49/sweetrevenqexx/album%202/z87083297.jpg

[hideyoursheep]

Closing time.........














http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f224/Pinkfantana/amaniandtanawiththevendingmachine2.jpg

Do these jeans make my ass look big?

-hys

[hideyoursheep]

LOL YOU SEXY DOG! I enjoy eating crackers while masturbating to my Sally Jessy Raphael DVD collection...

I like to make a game of it, but you really don't want to know the rules!

[VanHalener]

I think I came...

:(

[Nickdfresh]

cadaverdog is sooooo hot.

I want to drink a half rack of Pabst, down a handful of Percocets, and have a sword fight while we watch thome's home movies together.

:splooge:

[VanHalener]

I am having Chinese leftovers for breakfast.

[knuckleboner]

ok, props to hideyoursheep and VanHalener for stepping up when they don't have the ammo to return fire.

therefore, guys, post what you want somebody else to say, and i'll be happy to do so.

well...so long as THIS post doesn't get edited...;)




Loungemachine once fluffed for Blackie Lawless.

Last edited by LoungeMachine on 03-20-08 at 09:55 PM

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by knuckleboner
ok, props to hideyoursheep and VanHalener for stepping up when they don't have the ammo to return fire.

therefore, guys, post what you want somebody else to say, and i'll be happy to do so.

well...so long as THIS post doesn't get edited...;)




Loungemachine once fluffed for Blackie Lawless.

Last edited by LoungeMachine on 03-20-08 at 09:55 PM

How the FUCK does this say last edited by LoungeMachine, when I didnt edit it, or even been on all day????

WTF????

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
How the FUCK does this say last edited by LoungeMachine, when I didnt edit it, or even been on all day????

WTF????

dude! i did it as a joke. that phrase is in the text of my original post. it is totally editable. i figured you'd KNOW you didn't edit it to say that and then you'd edit it.


Last edited by LoungeMachine's Paranoia on 03-20-08 at 25:62:99...

[knuckleboner]

The voices in my head are speaking in tongues...

They tell me to bomb Iran.

Why does John McCain have to be so damn sexy?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by knuckleboner
dude! i did it as a joke. that phrase is in the text of my original post. it is totally editable. i figured you'd KNOW you didn't edit it to say that and then you'd edit it.


Last edited by LoungeMachine's Paranoia on 03-20-08 at 25:62:99...

LMMFAO

Size = 1

[I]

Never dawned on me. :D

I actually thought Panamark or cokemee was having a little fun.

sorry.

[Guitar Shark]

Hello, my name is WARF and I am pleased to report that I now have Viagra. Need a woman. Any woman between ages 18 and 80. Please PM me.

Last edited by WARF on 03-21-08 at 10:08 AM

[VanHalener]

My wife's cunt is the LARGEST in the northern hemisphere.

[bueno bob]

Thome makes a lot of sense. My wife's cunt is also pretty large and I routinely face plant her while giving her a blumkin when she's on the toilet...

:D

[VanHalener]

I bought the Boy George collection of music and used it too lather myself up with baby oil and pinch my nipples with clamps. Songs like "I'll Tumble for Ya'" make me tingle, and the crisp beauty of Boy George's angelic voice on "Kissing to be Clever" make me want to pull out my anatomically correct Rock Hudson doll and go to town!

[DEMON CUNT]

You fucking liberal douche blowhards can gently tongue the soft folds of my puckering pink anus until the skin around your mouth chaps to a thick crust.

Shit, now I'm getting horny...

Anybody got BigBadBrian's home number?

I need to make a bootie call

[hideyoursheep]

Why do lesbians seem to be so damn sexy to me?


Is it the lack of makeup?

I am pre-op after all....

[Nickdfresh]

I just wanted to tell you guys about the slutty waitress I took home from the Washington Capitols banquet. All the high profile people were there, but that faggot Alex Ovechkin wanted a piece of me, but his pussy friends held him back. Anyways, I did this little girl all night, but the bitch used up all my coke and my tongue and dick went numb!

Thanks to all well wishers, and I will not be taking any questions at this time as I am busy writing new material for Van Halen.

[blonddgirl777]

O.M.G.!
You guys are soooo HOT!

I am not in the least bit offended to read all of those insanities... I would have never thought that I'd want Lounge more than I do now !

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


:eatit: :sex: :boobs: :blow: :splooge:

[VanHalener]

I bought a couple of manakins.


But what I really need is a copy of Hooked On Phonics.

[VanHalener]

I picked up a rack of Kentucy Fried, drove to a dark alley, and started eating.

[FORD]

I will miss Junior more than you will ever know.

[hideyoursheep]

Why is Lounge's cock so goddam long?

Is he trying to compensate for something?

You know what they say: Lounge is a God

:smoke:

[LoungeMachine]

Why is Lounge's sig so goddam long?

Is he trying to compensate for something?

You know what they say: Big sig, little twig!

:smoke:


Ya know, I thought about having a penile implant.

But I enjoy it when men make fun of my small penis, it reminds me of showering in high school.

The Front Line is baaaaack.

:gulp:

[binnie]

Ahhhhh, a classic.

I actually cried with laughter reading some of this :D





Except, of course, for Lounge's stuff. That just made me weep with boredom...

[jhale667]

Welcome back, biatches!! :D I AM HIV+, NO WAIT A MINUTE....ITS A MIRACLE, NO IM NOT.....IT WAS THE ANTIBIOTICS........

[hideyoursheep]

Who's gonna pick the corn and peanuts from my stool?...... I feel like some CrackerJacks

:D

[bueno bob]

Can I have some Cracker Jacks when you're done?

[bueno bob]

Where's my penis?!?!?

Oh, there it is! Hiding under my belly...

[hideyoursheep]

Can I have some Cracker Jacks when you're done?

Where's my edit?!?!?

Why tamper with perfection?

:smoke:

[Dan]

Hello To The Front Line Staff.:D







ExCePt FoR tHaT nO gOoD pRiCk, Dr LoVe.

[knuckleboner]

wow, dan. those pics you sent me are hot.

Have I mentioned lately how much I love the taste of Kiwi?

[LoungeMachine]

I really enjoy the insight of GARs posts. He's a great, legendary thinker and one of the great minds amongst us. His posts enlighten us with his wisdom and I'm thinking of moving to Cali in order to become a full time disciple and follower of his messianic teachings. He is my Buddha, Gandhi, Jesus, Steve Savicki, and Yoko Ono all in one.

P.S. anyone have any Yoko Ono bootlegs they'd like to trade with me?

:gulp: :gulp:

[bueno bob]

Yes, I'm Joe Thunder. Got a problem with that, punk?

[Dan]

wow, dan. those pics you sent me are hot.

Have I mentioned lately how much I love the taste of Kiwi?

I'm Glad That My Pictures Are On Your Wall At Home. German Scheißt Porn is difficult and challenging, but so rewarding.

[knuckleboner]

I'm Glad That My Pictures Are On Your Wall At Home. German Scheißt Porn is difficult and challenging, but so rewarding.

now this is just rigoddamneddiculous! everyone else has a cock in their mouth and i dont! i demand a dick, nick! i mean it. seriously, i expect an penis. this instant! yesterday even!

i don't want to have to hire the shark for a threeway, but i will if i have to. millions of hours! it's up to you!!!...

[blonddgirl777]

I tried to take all of Lounge Machine's manhood, but it just hurt too much.

[hideyoursheep]

Food for thought:
If lesbians really hated the coch, I could date them since mine is the size and shape of a labia!

[Nickdfresh]

I have blisters on my sisters... and my cock stuck in BlackFlag's ass. I hate it when he biinds up like this

[LoungeMachine]

I masturbate behind the curtains to schoolgirls because I can.

GAR hungers for the cock for reasons of his own, me, I hunger for some Russian broad I'm going purchase out of the catalog, and marry, later.

[blonddgirl777]

I'm an ignorant Canuck who never knows when to shut the fuck up

[blonddgirl777]

I masturbate behind the curtains to schoolgirls because I can...

I'm so jealous

[hideyoursheep]

And there was absolutely NO foreplay needed!
:sex:


:rockit2:


:sperm:

(you're welcome)

[blonddgirl777]

Plus, I think he gave me crabs. :anger:

But he's now H.I.V.+ because of me... Although the results of his tests will turn out to be different (because of the pain killers he takes regularely)!

[chefcraig]

Ya know, I really enjoy Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine. In fact, my favorite is the extra large one that comes in December of each year. Some of my friends say that I spend far too much time with it, yet I simply can not get enough of the magazine and it's terrific volumes of exciting, well detailed stories each and every month.

(Talk about throwing up a soft ball...and yes, you guys are welcome. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-happy-smileys-312.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Happy-Smileys/))

[LoungeMachine]

Jesus.....

Where's the sport in that chef?

:gulp:

[bueno bob]

Piss! Ass!