Mary Ann's a Stoner

[bueno bob]

DRIGGS, Idaho -- Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car.

She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.

Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts — driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance — were dropped.

On Oct. 18, Teton County sheriff's Deputy Joseph Gutierrez arrested Wells as she was driving home from a surprise birthday party that was held for her. According to the sheriff's office report, Gutierrez pulled Wells over after noticing her swerve and repeatedly speed up and slow down. When Gutierrez asked about a marijuana smell, Wells said she'd just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. Gutierrez found half-smoked joints and two small cases used to store marijuana.

The 69-year-old Wells, founder of the Idaho Film and Television Institute and organizer of the region's annual family movie festival called the Spud Fest, then failed a sobriety test.

Wells' lawyer, Ron Swafford, said that a friend of Wells' testified that he'd left a small amount of marijuana in the vehicle after using it that day, and that Wells was unaware of it. Swafford also said several witnesses were prepared to testify that Wells had very little to drink at the party and was not intoxicated when she left. He said she was swerving on the road because she was trying to find the heater controls in her new car.

[jhale667]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but when Bob Denver got busted for bud, didn't he say in interviews afterward he had gotten it from Dawn Wells? :D

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from a Stoner Port, on board a stoney ship..."

[bueno bob]

I do recall something about that myself...hmmm...

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by jhale667
Correct me if I'm wrong, but when Bob Denver got busted for bud, didn't he say in interviews afterward he had gotten it from Dawn Wells? :D

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from a Stoner Port, on board a stoney ship..."

I never could figure out why they didn't fix those few holes in the SS Minnow and sail off that island. I guess the island was full of weed and they were too stoned to give a flying fuck. The Howell's had each other. The Skipper was fucking Gilligan up the ass and the proffessor and the girls were having a threesome.

[Nitro Express]

I remember having to go to a ski race and we stayed in Driggs, Idaho. We stayed in this old motel and got drunk on cheap wine and watch Rumble Fish on cable.

[Nitro Express]

When I'm almost 70, I don't think I'm going to give a flying fucke about much. I probably won't pay my taxes and get high all the time. If the cost of my recklessness exceeds my life I will just check out Hunter S. Thompson style.

[bueno bob]

Hell, you can do that NOW...

:D

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by bueno bob
... Mary Ann...

... 69...

...several witnesses...


Sounds like a fun day on the Island. :)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by VanHalener
Sounds like a fun day on the Island. :)

Either that is the FUNNIEST thing I have read on this site yet...

...or I'm so damned stoned right now I think it is! :smoke2:

[Panamark]

I reckon they were growing opium on that island too...
Its all starting to make sense now isnt it !

[VanHalener]

http://i25.tinypic.com/1ot4di.jpg

[VanHalener]

I loved her back in the day.

Sweet Thang!
http://i32.tinypic.com/10paozn.jpg

[Nitro Express]

Mary Ann? Her name should be Mary Jane. :D

[kwame k]

Well you know this has to be brought up.

The age old question that has plagued mankind.

Which one would you bang if you had to choose?

Mary Ann or Ginger?


My vote is Mary Ann. That sweet innocent act. You know she was a stone cold freak in bed.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by VanHalener
I loved her back in the day.

Sweet Thang!
http://i32.tinypic.com/10paozn.jpg

Uuuff!! My first love...

http://bp2.blogger.com/_LGmIhZyvN50/RnlntaTiotI/AAAAAAAABdY/Dt21jysTOiM/s320/dawn+wells.jpg

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by kwame k
... Mary Ann or Ginger?...

You beat me to it...

I prefered Ginger...
Left for a couple hours on a small boat yet, wearing a different (glamourous) outfit everyday...
That's MY type!

http://i28.tinypic.com/2cxu4hi.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/mmvpzl.jpg

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
... The Howell's had each other. The Skipper was fucking Gilligan up the ass and the proffessor and the girls were having a threesome.

Well...
From thet group picture up there, it looks like Gilligan is the one getting the girls... the professor was this nerd, too busy to try and figure out things to eaven think about sex.

And the millionnaire (who left for a couple hours on a small boat with all that cash) was secretly shuving the dollar bills into Ginger's panties!

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Well...
From thet group picture up there, it looks like Gilligan is the one getting the girls... the professor was this nerd, too busy to try and figure out things to eaven think about sex.

And the millionnaire (who left for a couple hours on a small boat with all that cash) was secretly shuving the dollar bills into Ginger's panties!

Yeah, but the brilliant proffessor would have not only have gotten them off the island but would have invented a new machine to do it. I think he was making drugs out of the plants on the island and giving it to the girls. The proffessor was getting ass on the island and that's why he never invented a way off of it. He knew he was too nerdy to get ass on the mainland but on the island he was a sex god thank's to some roots, leaves, and berries. :D

[Nitro Express]

I think the professor had long-term plans. I think he was going to keep fucking Mary-Ann and Ginger keeping them pregnant all the time. Then when his female daughters were old enough he would get them pregnant as well. Then when he had built up a huge army, he then would invade neighboring islands, fucking their women and building the army even larger until he conquered the world!

Much like Colorado City or the Utah line of thinking. LOL!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Yeah, but the brilliant proffessor would have not only have gotten them off the island but would have invented a new machine to do it. I think he was making drugs out of the plants on the island and giving it to the girls. The proffessor was getting ass on the island and that's why he never invented a way off of it. He knew he was too nerdy to get ass on the mainland but on the island he was a sex god thank's to some roots, leaves, and berries. :D

Yea... that's a good theory.
Plus, Gilligan looks too much like a gimp and definitely not manly enough to take on any of those 2 girls...

Mrs. Orwell was probably manipulating him to go down on her though! Between him and her old man... she'd chose the young blood!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I think the professor had long-term plans. I think he was going to keep fucking Mary-Ann and Ginger keeping them pregnant all the time. Then when his female daughters were old enough he would get them pregnant as well. Then when he had built up a huge army, he then would invade neighboring islands, fucking their women and building the army even larger until he conquered the world!

Much like Colorado City or the Utah line of thinking. LOL!

Uff!
What a conspiracy!

[scamper]

It's pretty obvious that Mrs. Howell was a madam and was whoring the girls out for coconuts.

[VanHalener]

She's the one for me, alright.

I wash up on shore, diver goes down, she gives good wood, the festivities begin...
http://i29.tinypic.com/15ypsp.jpg

Forget the rescue. Bring Ginger (the first one) along with Mary Ann for a walk on the beach and find a strange bottle...

"POOF" I have three hotties...
http://i27.tinypic.com/23tnj0z.jpg

Have everyone else blinked home.

BAM, live happily ever after.

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by scamper
It's pretty obvious that Mrs. Howell was a madam and was whoring the girls out for coconuts.

That's right, but Gilligan is either gay or a total wuss.

Mary Ann would have blown his mind, but NOOOOOOOO....
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[VanHalener]

The professor knew how to handle business...
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[binnie]

I'd take Ginger.

[Matt White]

MARY ANN is/was the COOL chick......

ANd Gilligan had the pot....


you do the math.............:p

[kwame k]

Originally posted by Matt White
MARY ANN is/was the COOL chick......

ANd Gilligan had the pot....


you do the math.............:p

dude! It adds up.

[blonddgirl777]

Some of you might remember that fun thread a while ago, where RIKK (with Larry Hangman's avatar) and I disscussed about Jeannie?

The first time I saw her on TV (in bk. & wh.) I fell in love completely... She looked just like my beloved Barbie, with a killer costume!
I wanted to be her sooooo bad, I was immitating that magic gesture all the time!
I eaven had my Grandma sew me a costume similar to that (at that time, there was "some features" missing in it)... L.O.L.
Her face and body was perfect to me (still is)...

And that Major was such an idiot to find himself in that fabulous love shak/bottle of her's and always refuse to bang her like there is no tomorow... just like she was begging for!

Haaaaaa..... Jeannie!!!!!!

[kwame k]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Some of you might remember that fun thread a while ago, where RIKK (with Larry Hangman's avatar) and I disscussed about Jeannie?

The first time I saw her on TV (in bk. & wh.) I fell in love completely...
I wanted to be her sooooo bad!
Her face and body was perfect to me (still is)...

And that Major was such an idiot to find himself in that fabulous love shak/bottle of her's and always refuse to bang her like there is no tomorow... just like she was begging for!

Haaaaaa..... Jeannie!!!!!!

You're a dirty girl aren't you

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by kwame k
You're a dirty girl aren't you

Me?
Nhaaaa.... :o

Just a dirty mind! :D

[svrwthr]

yep yep yep. I agree, Gilligan was the source for everyones needs. I mean come on, he was the Maynard Krebs the stoner on Doobie Gillis. I mean Dobie Gillis.

I whack off to Mary Ann today. I even call out her name while doing my wife.

Ginger never impressed me.

Yes, i'd hit Mrs Howell too.

[kwame k]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Me?
Nhaaaa.... :o

Just a dirty mind! :D

Me too!

[kwame k]

shit how do you up load pics

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by svrwthr
... Yes, i'd hit Mrs Howell too.

Binnie... is that you :confused:


Anyway... I LOVE your signature!

[kwame k]

http://img86.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maryanncopymf8.jpg

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by kwame k
shit how do you up load pics

Go to www.tinypic.com
Download a Jpeg or Bitmap already saved in your comp...
Copy the "IMG Code for Forums and Message Boards"
And paste it right here, in your post!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by kwame k
http://img86.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maryanncopymf8.jpg

That red "X" is lovely!
Try again!

[kwame k]

thank u

[kwame k]

http://i25.tinypic.com/ipxz5v.jpg

[kwame k]

yeah!

thanks blonddgirl777

you're kewl

[kwame k]

some photoshop fun i did

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by kwame k
http://i25.tinypic.com/ipxz5v.jpg

I work on "Photoshop"...
What you did is pretty damn good!

[blonddgirl777]

But, what exactly is she doing to that tree?

[kwame k]

Think knot hole baby!

[jhale667]

Originally posted by Matt White
MARY ANN is/was the COOL chick......

ANd Gilligan had the pot....


you do the math.............:p

Exactly, exactly...you'd want to do Ginger at least once, just so you could say to yourself you did,
but Mary Ann's the keeper....:D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by jhale667
Exactly, exactly...you'd want to do Ginger at least once, just so you could say to yourself you did,
but Mary Ann's the keeper....:D

Kinda like "I want to bang Marylin but I'll settle for Jackie"...
No wonder why some men don't understand why they lose interest in their wives, after a couple years! :o

I say; Marry your fantasy girl! ;)

[VanHalener]

But you Roth Army women are all spoken for.

[kwame k]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Kinda like "I want to bang Marylin but I'll settle for Jackie"...
No wonder why some men don't understand why they lose interest in their wives, after a couple years! :o

I say; Marry your fantasy girl! ;)

I did but this is harmless fun. I mean Dawn Wells is 69 years old.

Oh 69 and Mary Ann. Yummy

See it's fun!