Can someone explain Women to me?

[NATEDOG001976]

Anyway,

It was a shitty spring snow day here in Minneapolis on Monday, and we got like 5 inches wet snow. So, last week I got laid off from my job, my Mom is selling the house that I grew up in, and where I met my best friends in the "hood"...just a bummer to say the least. So I met this girl for lunch, we were going to go to a movie after, but I said let's take a "raincheck" since the snow sucked that day. I didn't sleep the night before, I'm kinda stressed out right now (see above..lol) I was soo freakin tired, I was out of it on the date...I tried to act "myself" but I was kinda like saying to myself (just eat and get the fuck out of here) She's cool, and smoking hot, but I may have fucked it up. After the date she said she was super busy the rest of this week, but wanted to do something the week after (I surprized I remember this after being half awake) and she said she would call me, cool right? I guess? So, I send he a text a couple hours after the date saying thanks, and I had fun..but she never sent anything back, wtf? Well I sent her a E-mail today telling her what was up, I said I may have made a bad first impression, and telling her what's going on in my life right now (she knew before the date that I lost my job) I really have no clue if she was just being friendly saying she wanted to do something in a couple weeks?? Who knows? Anyways, I prolly fucked up with a super hot chick.

[NATEDOG001976]

Well, I'm taking a loong break from this shit! I may be a monk! Hell you always have your right hand...lol.


"A generation raised by women, is another women the answer?"

[Dan]

I Know They Come From Venus.:D

Sorry To Hear About The Loss Of Your Job And The Women Troubles.

There Are No Books To Help You Out.

Go Easy On Your Right Hand.:D

[binnie]

If I could explain women to you, I wouldn't be on this site - I'd be rolling around in money in the breaks between orgies :D

Here's the best line of thought, it comes from the Jack Nicholson film "As Good as irt gets." The main character is an author and when asked how he writes women, replies: "I think of a man, and then take away reason and accountability." :D

Seriously though Nate, sounds like you're going through a tough time, which I'm sorry to hear....

[NATEDOG001976]

Thanks guys, just trying to get through all this shit, it's a lot . I just don't understand women and all the shit that they do, not sure if I ever will. I have a college degree, I'm decent shape, and just been working out like a champ since being laid off. I guess i just need to work on myself and everything will fall into place.

[Panamark]

Women are more driven by emotion.
Men are more driven by logic.

Thats about as good as I can come up
with after practically 4 decades on the planet ;)

Then again you get some rare wisdom from
others, like a mate of mine once said to me
at the football,

MATE ! Chicks would be great
if they acted more like blokes !

Just dont think too logically, women's thinking
is driven by another force. Thats why we get in
the shit with them so often...

Now to throw a spanner in the works, the way
we act pisses chicks off just as much as the
way they act pisses us off..

Secret is to find somebody who you probably
piss off now and then, and they piss you off sometimes
too, but you both understand thats the way nature
is and let it be water off a ducks back...

The problems start when stubborness sets in and
neither will just let it be...

As men we cant expect women to think like men
Just as women cant expect men to think as women.

Strangely enough its this complete difference that
drives most of the attraction..

As Paula Abdul said once (man that chick is always
drunk !) Opposites attract !!!

[NATEDOG001976]

Nice, 2 steps forward, 2 steps back!!!

Lol.

[size5dress]

you know what, you were going through a hard time, and you werent yourself.
she didnt see that, so maybe you should just leave it.
she didn't understand what was going on once you told her what you were going through.
so don't even worry about it,
she'd end up being a pain in the ass later anyway,
gaurunteed

[LoungeMachine]

For starters, if you're so inept as to seek dating advice on these boards, chances are you're even worse off than you think.

Also, if you're recently laid off, your priorities aren't exactly in order.

Find gainful employment, or be prepared to get the brush off from many a hot chick.

And save the drama for your mama.

6 Billion people on this planet, and more than half of them have vaginas. Get over it already.


:gulp:

Just out of curiosity, had you found some sage advice on here, would you really want to be telling some chick, "hey, let me tell you what binnie, lounge machine, and panamrk had to say about that" :D

[thome]

OK! They generally smell good and look softer than the male of the species.

Sometimes they have a certain smell of -Flowers- or -Candy- that surounds them.

Do -NOT-!!!!! be confused by"The" metro sexual, plucked eyebrow ,gerber baby pointed haired, lip glossed, bono goggle wearing, male DOUCHES!

Sometimes in a club they can be seen with a strange blue dot blinking on their ear .

They resemble women, but the are not.FEAR THEM!

Good luck son, it can be quite confusing, but your desire to understand them is half the battle .

Seek Ye..... Yea tho..... the softness of their flesh... YAY ............................. beith onto thie ..Thine............................ go forth and Practice' ify.

You will figure it out.



:D

[indeedido]

the song, "you got to have a j.o.b. if you want to get with me" comes to mind

[binnie]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
For starters, if you're so inept as to seek dating advice on these boards, chances are you're even worse off than you think.

Also, if you're recently laid off, your priorities aren't exactly in order.

Find gainful employment, or be prepared to get the brush off from many a hot chick.

And save the drama for your mama.

6 Billion people on this planet, and more than half of them have vaginas. Get over it already.


:gulp:

Just out of curiosity, had you found some sage advice on here, would you really want to be telling some chick, "hey, let me tell you what binnie, lounge machine, and panamrk had to say about that" :D

Have you ever thought about being an Agony Uncle :D

[NATEDOG001976]

I wonder if Lounge has ever said anything nice to anyone?

[ace diamond]

OH BLOODY HELL.........
here is my sage advice from my life's experiences.

quit trying to figure out women.
many a man have driven themselves well beyond the point of no return with utter and severe madness the end result of this ultimately futile venture.

who needs the aggravation?

[Ozzy Fudd]

Just remember when ya hear two women talkin about how their big dog got down and licked some pussy last night , they dont mean this.
<a href="http://s95.photobucket.com/albums/l143/Greywolf12010/?action=view&current=cid_00b801c8968c5b00670051451d18jea.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l143/Greywolf12010/cid_00b801c8968c5b00670051451d18jea.jpg" border="0" alt="Pussy Licker"></a>

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I wonder if Lounge has ever said anything nice to anyone?

:rolleyes:

Did I hurt your feelings?

You're whining over some chick, meanwhile you're unemployed, and so attention starved as to seek dating advice in here.......


WTF did you really expect? Hot chicks to read your "thread", have sympathy for you, fly to you, blow you, and then take your broke ass out to dinner?

Really?

Did you forget to mention to her how you were a Jr. Hockey stud?



But to answer your question, I say nice things to people every day of my life.

But to a friend in real life, who came to me with the story you just told, as his friend.....I'D BITCHSLAP THE TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND TELL HIM TO STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY.

But hey, that's what real friends are for. Maybe you need one.

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ace diamond
OH BLOODY HELL.........
here is my sage advice from my life's experiences.

quit trying to figure out women.
many a man have driven themselves well beyond the point of no return with utter and severe madness the end result of this ultimately futile venture.

who needs the aggravation?

LMMFAO

http://www.myspace.com/acediamondexperience

I suggest everyone check out Ace's pic before accepting any dating advice from him. :D

:gulp:

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
:rolleyes:

Did I hurt your feelings?

You're whining over some chick, meanwhile you're unemployed, and so attention starved as to seek dating advice in here.......


WTF did you really expect? Hot chicks to read your "thread", have sympathy for you, fly to you, blow you, and then take your broke ass out to dinner?

Really?

Did you forget to mention to her how you were a Jr. Hockey stud?



But to answer your question, I say nice things to people every day of my life.

But to a friend in real life, who came to me with the story you just told, as his friend.....I'D BITCHSLAP THE TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND TELL HIM TO STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY.

But hey, that's what real friends are for. Maybe you need one.

:gulp:

Christ lmao

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
:rolleyes:

Did I hurt your feelings?

You're whining over some chick, meanwhile you're unemployed, and so attention starved as to seek dating advice in here.......


WTF did you really expect? Hot chicks to read your "thread", have sympathy for you, fly to you, blow you, and then take your broke ass out to dinner?

Really?

Did you forget to mention to her how you were a Jr. Hockey stud?



But to answer your question, I say nice things to people every day of my life.

But to a friend in real life, who came to me with the story you just told, as his friend.....I'D BITCHSLAP THE TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH AND TELL HIM TO STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY.

But hey, that's what real friends are for. Maybe you need one.

:gulp:


Who said I'm broke you fuck-stick? I'm still getting paid from my job, and I'm not even an employee there anymore. After that, I bet my unemployement check is more than you make at 7-11, or wait you are probably a social worker or something right? That's what crazy left-wingers like yourself do right?

Lounge you talk like you are the shit behind a computer. I bet you are perfect, huh?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Who said I'm broke you fuck-stick? I'm still getting paid from my job, and I'm not even an employee there anymore. After that, I bet my unemployement check is more than you make at 7-11, or wait you are probably a social worker or something right? That's what crazy left-wingers like yourself do right?

Lounge you talk like you are the shit behind a computer. I bet you are perfect, huh?

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

God, my fucking sides are killing me....


Let's review shall we?


You're 32, unemployed, it's 10pm on a FRIDAY night......

And you're bragging about your $352.00 unemployment payout this week?????

Can't imagine why "hot chicks" don't return your calls/emails/pleas

LMMFAO

:lol:



OMFG I havent laughed this hard in days.......:D :D :D


Go get 'em, Tiger !!!!

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
Christ lmao


:D

This kind of dumbass only comes around once in a lifetime...

[NATEDOG001976]

Yeah, Lounge good one. Once again Lounge you are perfect, go check the soda machine at 7-11, it's needs to be filled. P.S. Lounge did you even go to college?

I don't fell like going out tonight, I'd rather rip on 46 year-old fuck-stick like you.

[NATEDOG001976]

Thanks Lounge, that was fun. Now It's time to ignore you!

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by ace diamond
OH BLOODY HELL.........
here is my sage advice from my life's experiences.

quit trying to figure out women.
many a man have driven themselves well beyond the point of no return with utter and severe madness the end result of this ultimately futile venture.

who needs the aggravation?

Good point, and thanks.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Anyway,

It was a shitty spring snow day here in Minneapolis on Monday, and we got like 5 inches wet snow. .

Just curious, what the fuck does this have to do with your problem[s]??



Originally posted by NATEDOG001976

So, last week I got laid off from my job, my Mom is selling the house that I grew up in, and where I met my best friends in the "hood"...just a bummer to say the least. .

You expected Mommy to keep the house you grew up in to help you remember The Boyz In The Hood???? :confused:


Originally posted by NATEDOG001976


. So I met this girl for lunch, we were going to go to a movie after, but I said let's take a "raincheck" since the snow sucked that day. I didn't sleep the night before, I'm kinda stressed out right now (see above..lol) I was soo freakin tired, I was out of it on the date...I tried to act "myself" but I was kinda like saying to myself (just eat and get the fuck out of here) .

So you blew this "hot chick" off, because you were "stressed" out over moomy selling your house, and the snow was wet?

:rolleyes:



Originally posted by NATEDOG001976


After the date she said she was super busy the rest of this week, .

Yeah, umm.... hey, Mr. 32 GET A CLUE, DUMBASS

Let me translate her for you:

"Yeah, your stressed out, unemployed ass worrying over mommy selling your boyhood home is broing the SHIT outta me, fuckbag."



Originally posted by NATEDOG001976


So, I send he a text a couple hours after the date saying thanks, and I had fun..but she never sent anything back, wtf?


Wtf?????



WTF????


You really need to ask WHAT THE FUCK?????
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Dude, you're beyond internet dating advice......

The kind of help you need is not available on a message board, trust us....




Originally posted by NATEDOG001976


, I said I may have made a bad first impression, .

:lol:

Stop. Sides. Hurt.



Originally posted by NATEDOG001976


I really have no clue if she was just being friendly saying she wanted to do something in a couple weeks?? Who knows? .

Who Knows????????????????/

Um, every guy on earth but YOU knows........




Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
? Anyways, I prolly fucked up with a super hot chick.

LMMFAO

Prolly.

:D






Jesus Christ, dude.......YOU'RE 30 FUCKING 2 :rolleyes:

You sound like some 15 year old trying to get to 2nd base with a 6 pack and your older brother's rubber....

Fucking A, this post should be in the INTERNET HALL OF SHAME somewhere. :D


I need a drink. :gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Anyway,

It was a shitty spring snow day here in Minneapolis on Monday, and we got like 5 inches wet snow. So, last week I got laid off from my job, my Mom is selling the house that I grew up in, and where I met my best friends in the "hood"...just a bummer to say the least. So I met this girl for lunch, we were going to go to a movie after, but I said let's take a "raincheck" since the snow sucked that day. I didn't sleep the night before, I'm kinda stressed out right now (see above..lol) I was soo freakin tired, I was out of it on the date...I tried to act "myself" but I was kinda like saying to myself (just eat and get the fuck out of here) She's cool, and smoking hot, but I may have fucked it up. After the date she said she was super busy the rest of this week, but wanted to do something the week after (I surprized I remember this after being half awake) and she said she would call me, cool right? I guess? So, I send he a text a couple hours after the date saying thanks, and I had fun..but she never sent anything back, wtf? Well I sent her a E-mail today telling her what was up, I said I may have made a bad first impression, and telling her what's going on in my life right now (she knew before the date that I lost my job) I really have no clue if she was just being friendly saying she wanted to do something in a couple weeks?? Who knows? Anyways, I prolly fucked up with a super hot chick.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Thanks Lounge, that was fun. Now It's time to ignore you!

Because the truth hurts, and you can't close the deal with a "hot chick" when you're stressed out over Mommy selling a house and it's snowing outside..... :D :D :D


fag.

:gulp:

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Because the truth hurts, and you can't close the deal with a "hot chick" when you're stressed out over Mommy selling a house and it's snowing outside..... :D :D :D


fag.

:gulp:

Haa, haa. Don't make me compare cities, and where we grew up, because you will be put to shame!

So, did you go to college?? you never answered??? I will have no problem finding a job. And you are off on that unemployment payment by the way...

Fag??

You are the one who's voting for Hillary!

You fat old fuck!

[NATEDOG001976]

I never said I was "perfect" with chicks.

But, I bet I've fucked more chicks than you.

Let the posters decide this one.

What, let me guess, you are about 5'3 250?? In that shit-hole Seattle, that is going to lose the NBA team. Why would you live there???

Loserville USA!

[LoungeMachine]

LMAO

Way to ignore me, casanova. :D

Your thread asks: "Can someone explain Women to me"

Now, forgetting for a moment how fucking pathetic this is for a 32 year old hockey stud to ask in the first place...

Isn't the real question: Can someone explain to me how a hetero guy, on a date with a HOT CHICK, phones it in, and fails to close the deal, BECAUSE HE'S STRESSED OVER MOMMY SELLING THE HOUSE, AND ITS FUCKING SNOWING OUTSIDE!!!!

LMMFAO

Newsflash, dude.

By 32, most men close the deal BECAUSE they no longer worry about mommy's house, and there's nothing sexier to a hot chick than a warm room, with snow falling outside the window.

Like I said,


fag.




:gulp:

[blonddgirl777]

Nate,

I never dated once in my life...
My first boyfriend was a childhood friend and the second one, I ended up marrying only 3 months after knowing. So my advice on dating is worth what it is...

But I know a LOT of people (not necessarely all friends) and from what I hear, dating is a lot like looking for a job...
You have to be "on your best".

The timing was not right. Loosing a job is stressfull and all so maybe you should have changed your mind that night?

Girls don't want to see a guy that's not 100% "there" and they want all the attention on them. If she's a hot chick, she is used to that attention and she likes to beleive that her presence only can cheer up a guy...
If she sensed that you where not totally into her (at that time), you probably won't get a second chance...?

Next time you date, I suggest that you leave all the problems at home OR you just date when the time is right...
Just like for job interviews!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
...there's nothing sexier to a hot chick than a warm room, with snow falling outside the window...

Ho, I can think of much sexier things than that!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777




Girls don't want to see a guy that's not 100% "there" and they want all the attention on them. If she's a hot chick, she is used to that attention and she likes to beleive that her presence only can cheer up a guy...
If she sensed that you where not totally into her (at that time), you probably won't get a second chance...?

Next time you date, I suggest that you leave all the problems at home OR you just date when the time is right...
Just like for job interviews!

See, even the Canuck is brighter than you...

;)


Dude, you're the ONLY fucking moron in the world who needed to ask why this "hot chick" blew you off.

But keep digging, you're almost to bedrock with your current argument. :D :D :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Ho, I can think of much sexier things than that!

But you do get the point....

I would hope. :(

[blonddgirl777]

Lounge,
You wouldn't beleive how many people have problems finding their soul mate!

Sometimes, I look "outside" and wonder how I would do?
It's a jungle out there!!!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
But you do get the point....

I would hope. :(

Kanucks have a different point of view on snow flakes... especially this winter...
We're in fuck'n April and it is still snowing!
Nothing has melted (still 100 meters of this white shit out there) :(


Although, I remember (haaaa... those where the days)... :o
I remember my husband and I being a young/new couple and NOTHING in this country could have bring us down.
No amount of snow... nothing!

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO

http://www.myspace.com/acediamondexperience

I suggest everyone check out Ace's pic before accepting any dating advice from him. :D

:gulp:

thank you for plugging my page.

lounge, the pics in there were take for consideration as possible cover art for my current cd. they were intended to be unsettling.

what you do not now is i am surrounded by beautiful women most of the time.

AND FYI......TINA RADER, A WOMAN I HAVE KNOWN FOR MANY YEARS, IS THE PHOTOGRAPHER THAT TOOK THESE PICTURES.

so actually, lounge, you are quite right. dating advice from me is very valid.

i get my dating tips and advice from the many lovely ladies in my life that i enjoy spending time with on a regular basis.
believe me, they are always setting me up on dates, and i don't even ask.
i don't bother trying to figure women out.i don't have to.
the many women in my life are quite open in the topics they discuss with me,and quite brutally honest about things too.

women have explained themselves tome so i do not have to try and figure it out.

damn-i am a very lucky man.

[blonddgirl777]

"Mom. selling the house"...


I grew up in this big city house my father built...
My mother still lives in it and since my Dad. passed away (in 1990), I still feel his presence there, when I go.
That place is safe and warm. I love it!

Now that she is 71, she is considering selling. It's innevitable. I would have loved to buy it but my husband doesn't really care for the style and location. Plus, it is way to big for a family of 3.

So... I will gather all my energy for when the day comes. My mother is very sad about the idea and if she can go through... so can I. It will be hard to pass in front without feeling a little pinch in my heart but... life will have to go on!

I understand how you feel Nate!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by ace diamond
...they discuss with me,and quite brutally honest about things too...

Nhaaaa...:o
Women don't do THAT! :p

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO

Way to ignore me, casanova. :D

Your thread asks: "Can someone explain Women to me"

Now, forgetting for a moment how fucking pathetic this is for a 32 year old hockey stud to ask in the first place...

Isn't the real question: Can someone explain to me how a hetero guy, on a date with a HOT CHICK, phones it in, and fails to close the deal, BECAUSE HE'S STRESSED OVER MOMMY SELLING THE HOUSE, AND ITS FUCKING SNOWING OUTSIDE!!!!

LMMFAO

Newsflash, dude.

By 32, most men close the deal BECAUSE they no longer worry about mommy's house, and there's nothing sexier to a hot chick than a warm room, with snow falling outside the window.

Like I said,


fag.




:gulp:


Go to college yet?, Fag??

[NATEDOG001976]

Newsflash, you are not a man, Lounge!

You talk tough, and rip on others to make you feel good!

I feel sorry for you, and that shit-hole you live in!

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
See, even the Canuck is brighter than you...

;)


Dude, you're the ONLY fucking moron in the world who needed to ask why this "hot chick" blew you off.

But keep digging, you're almost to bedrock with your current argument. :D :D :D

Dude, no blow-off yet.......

Thanks Blonddgirl777, I guess, lounge is just a robot??

[NATEDOG001976]

But, where do you go to college lounge???

[NATEDOG001976]

Yes, I will admit it, I don't understand women very much lately. But, you ripping on me because my Mom is selling her house, where I grew up, my history. Are you human Lounge??? Do you have a heart in that shallow body??

Go ahead and keep typing, ripping on me, I hope it makes you happy.

Oh, I'm good, way fuckin' good. Asking for advice is a weakness??

Yeah. :)

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
"Mom. selling the house"...


I grew up in this big city house my father built...
My mother still lives in it and since my Dad. passed away (in 1990), I still feel his presence there, when I go.
That place is safe and warm. I love it!

Now that she is 71, she is considering selling. It's innevitable. I would have loved to buy it but my husband doesn't really care for the style and location. Plus, it is way to big for a family of 3.

So... I will gather all my energy for when the day comes. My mother is very sad about the idea and if she can go through... so can I. It will be hard to pass in front without feeling a little pinch in my heart but... life will have to go on!

I understand how you feel Nate!

Thank You!!

Lounge, why the hate???

I'll send you photo's to all trips I'm going on..since I'm so broke.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976


Lounge, why the hate???

.

This is not hate, Nate.

It is ridicule.

There's a difference. :D


Originally posted by NATEDOG001976


I'll send you photo's .

Did you study punctuation in college? :D



Again, nice job of "ignoring me"

I think I must've struck a nerve, or you wouldn't of cared so much about what I thought.

Am I not entitled to MY opinion, considering YOU asked a question on a public message board?

And my opinion is YOU fucked up, but want to blame the woman, hence your need for an "explanation" :rolleyes:

Don't forget to send those "photo's" :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Yes, I will admit it, I don't understand women very much lately.

But why are you blaming HER, when it was YOU who was the shitty date? You've admitted as much in your o.p.


Originally posted by NATEDOG001976


But, you ripping on me because my Mom is selling her house,

I'm not "ripping" you because your mom is selling her house, mensa....

I'm ripping you for using it as an excuse for being a shitty date, and then blaming the woman.


It's quite telling that you have a problem seeing the difference.


Perhaps if you didn't foist your own personal drama on your dating partners, you'd have better luck understanding them.

Just some advice. :cool:

[NATEDOG001976]

Wow, Lounge woke up from is booze coma.... congrats!!

Remember to vote for Hillary......FUCK THAT!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ace diamond

lounge, the pics in there were take for consideration as possible cover art for my current cd. they were intended to be unsettling.



LMMFAO

Yeah, you pulling the spandex up over that gut was quite unsettling, to say the least :D


Originally posted by ace diamond


.

what you do not now is i am surrounded by beautiful women most of the time.



Too bad you can't see them :cool:


Legally blind, and all.....




Originally posted by ace diamond



AND FYI......TINA RADER, A WOMAN I HAVE KNOWN FOR MANY YEARS, IS THE PHOTOGRAPHER THAT TOOK THESE PICTURES.




She deserves a medal for keeping the camera steady while laughing so hard....



Originally posted by ace diamond


women have explained themselves tome so i do not have to try and figure it out.

.

I have no doubt they've explained things to you in no uncertain terms. :D

Can't wait for the album. :D


:gulp:

[NATEDOG001976]

Lounge,

Is WA, going to fall in the ocean soon? Kinda like the come backs you have...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Wow, Lounge woke up from is booze coma.... congrats!!

Remember to vote for Hillary......FUCK THAT!

Actually, just got back from being out with friends for the night, and then an early breakfast....

Had a blast.

But I see you're still here, 5 hours later...

How sad. :(

Cheer up, Nate....


I'm sure she'll call. :lol:

[NATEDOG001976]

Lounge had friends??

Gay-Pride in WA??

Hillary fest???

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777


Next time you date, I suggest that you leave all the problems at home !


Exactly.

It's much more mature than blaming the date.

:cool:

[NATEDOG001976]

You got back to being OWNED.....

Good night, and fuck off.....

[LoungeMachine]

LMMFAO

Speaking of great comebacks....

:lol:

You're priceless, Nate.

You sure owned me with that one.


:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Lounge,

Is WA, going to fall in the ocean soon? Kinda like the come backs you have...

Perhaps you may want to hone your humor skills before trying dating again, Nate.

:confused:

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO

Yeah, you pulling the spandex up over that gut was quite unsettling, to say the least :D



Too bad you can't see them :cool:


Legally blind, and all.....






She deserves a medal for keeping the camera steady while laughing so hard....




I have no doubt they've explained things to you in no uncertain terms. :D

Can't wait for the album. :D


:gulp:


ok, the cd is available on the page.......way to pay attention and do your homework.

as to women explaining themselves, they do so because i ask them to
so i can better understand the female viewpoint.
it's called communication. women are always complaining that men do not communicate too terribly well with them in conversatilon.
so i do have rather quite extensive conversations over wide ranges of subjects. you would be surprised what you can learn if you sit down and have a conversation and treat women like a human being with dignity and respect, you will find a whole new world of understanding.
try it sometime. if trying to get down a girls' pants is the extent of your dealing with women, you are a very lonely man indeed.
if a girl feels safe and comfortable around you, she will open up like a blossoming flower............never under-estimate the power of women,nor their capabilities.
their depth of knowledge and understanding far exceeds the capabilities of the male brain.

and tina was not laughing. she actually thought it was cool.
though i did warn her to back up when i did the blood spitting so the camera and herself would not get soiled with blood.

you obviously have no friends because you are a miserable and heartless person.

[SparkieD]

Well, you said yourself that you went out with an "eat and get the fuck out" attitude. That was your problem. You can tell her till you're blue in the face that you weren't yourself, but actions speak louder than words. That chick probably thinks you just weren't into her. You would've been better off postponing the date till you were in a better mood.

[Ozzy Fudd]

An what's up with all the antichrist shit on your page. yeah hot women like that shit right there.

[Ozzy Fudd]

An what's up with all the antichrist shit on your page. yeah hot women like that shit right there.

[ace diamond]

out here in so cal, you would be quite surprised.

[tajmahal]

Buy the Game by Neil Strauss

The next woman you see that you like approach her at the mall, the coffee shop or at the gas station.

You don't need any lines. They never get approached during the day so they are not expecting it.

Don't wallow in self pity. This is a big turn off for woman.


As Jeff Bridges says to Michelle Pfeiffer in the Fabulous Bakers Boys - "There is always another woman."

[WARF]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Anyway,

It was a shitty spring snow day here in Minneapolis on Monday, and we got like 5 inches wet snow. So, last week I got laid off from my job, my Mom is selling the house that I grew up in, and where I met my best friends in the "hood"...just a bummer to say the least. So I met this girl for lunch, we were going to go to a movie after, but I said let's take a "raincheck" since the snow sucked that day. I didn't sleep the night before, I'm kinda stressed out right now (see above..lol) I was soo freakin tired, I was out of it on the date...I tried to act "myself" but I was kinda like saying to myself (just eat and get the fuck out of here) She's cool, and smoking hot, but I may have fucked it up. After the date she said she was super busy the rest of this week, but wanted to do something the week after (I surprized I remember this after being half awake) and she said she would call me, cool right? I guess? So, I send he a text a couple hours after the date saying thanks, and I had fun..but she never sent anything back, wtf? Well I sent her a E-mail today telling her what was up, I said I may have made a bad first impression, and telling her what's going on in my life right now (she knew before the date that I lost my job) I really have no clue if she was just being friendly saying she wanted to do something in a couple weeks?? Who knows? Anyways, I prolly fucked up with a super hot chick.

Men are from mars, women are from my penis!

uh hu hu hu hu hu hu huhu h

Dude... you said you gave her a text and an email....

Why not call her from your phone?!?!

Text messaging sucks... and her mailbox might have been full...

And who knows if she even checked your email.

Have no fear.... Dr. Ruth WARFenheimer is here...

Woman also feed off of confidence...

If you told her you lost your job... etc etc etc...

You sprayed yourself with anti-pussy repellent...

Next time.... skip the all the bullshit... and slip her some drugs in her martini!

[binnie]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Well, you said yourself that you went out with an "eat and get the fuck out" attitude. That was your problem. You can tell her till you're blue in the face that you weren't yourself, but actions speak louder than words. That chick probably thinks you just weren't into her. You would've been better off postponing the date till you were in a better mood.

That's the best advice posted in this thread so far.

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by binnie
That's the best advice posted in this thread so far.

It's just plain human nature, not gender specific.

[binnie]

On a serious note Nate, I dont think you've got anything to worry about. This isn't the first thread of this type you;ve started, so you obviously have no problems getting dates - the time to worry is when you can't even get that far.

Chin up buddy.

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by tajmahal


Don't wallow in self pity. This is a big turn off for woman.





Yeah, that just screams "I'm a pussy!"

[binnie]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Yeah, that just screams "I'm a pussy!"

LOL!!!

Sympathy, thy name is Sparkie :D

Seriously though, it's like you said, not gender-specific: who wants to be around someone who wallows in self-pity?

[ThrillsNSpills]

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oh man had to guzzle 4 cyberbrews to make it through this thread.

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by binnie
LOL!!!

Sympathy, thy name is Sparkie :D




Act like a pussy, scare off the pussy. Never been one to mince my words ;) The guy is in here asking for advice on girls. Put bluntly from a woman is the best way to get such advice, right?



And don't go out and buy any stupid books written by some man who thinks he has us figured out. Trust me. He doesn't! Girls who fall for shit written in such books might be good for a good time, but that's about it. If a guy needs a book to tell him how to score like that, he's even dumber than the girls who fall for it.

[scamper]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
But I know a LOT of people (not necessarely all friends) and from what I hear, dating is a lot like looking for a job...
You have to be "on your best".


I always figured dating was about having a good time with someone. If you trying to be on your best because you need a relationship it just makes you look desperate.

[binnie]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Put bluntly from a woman is the best way to get such advice, right?



Yup.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by scamper
I always figured dating was about having a good time with someone. If you trying to be on your best because you need a relationship it just makes you look desperate.

Well... if you're JUST in for a good time, that's just what you might get... a good time and for that evening only.
If a guy wouldn't bother wearing his nice clothes, smelling good and being on his best behavior (and I said HIS best behavior)... all that, by staying who he is...
If I am not worth that, you are certainly not worth an evening with me!
(I don't mean YOU as in "you"... but guys in general)... ;)

And AS IF... guys would want us to come along in an after workout pony tail, no make-up and home baggy clothes that we wear on "period days"... :rolleyes:

Although, I do get "the looks" at the grocery store when not on my best, I know that on a date, I would be expected to be a couple notches above... and SO WOULD YOU!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by scamper
I always figured dating was about having a good time with someone. If you trying to be on your best because you need a relationship it just makes you look desperate.

But I admit that you absolutely DO have to remain genuine and true to yourself... because when looking for a long term relationship, one souldn't lie, put up a face or an act, just to please the other...

As we say in French; "Throw away the natural and it comes back running as fast as it can"!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Yeah, that just screams "I'm a pussy!"

So does this thread.

:gulp:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by ace diamond
thank you for plugging my page.

lounge, the pics in there were take for consideration as possible cover art for my current cd. they were intended to be unsettling.

what you do not now is i am surrounded by beautiful women most of the time.

AND FYI......TINA RADER, A WOMAN I HAVE KNOWN FOR MANY YEARS, IS THE PHOTOGRAPHER THAT TOOK THESE PICTURES.

so actually, lounge, you are quite right. dating advice from me is very valid.

i get my dating tips and advice from the many lovely ladies in my life that i enjoy spending time with on a regular basis.
believe me, they are always setting me up on dates, and i don't even ask.
i don't bother trying to figure women out.i don't have to.
the many women in my life are quite open in the topics they discuss with me,and quite brutally honest about things too.

women have explained themselves tome so i do not have to try and figure it out.

damn-i am a very lucky man.

Do you tell um you're blind and that your house is burning down around you?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by WARF
Men are from mars, women are from my penis!

uh hu hu hu hu hu hu huhu h

Dude... you said you gave her a text and an email....

Why not call her from your phone?!?!

Text messaging sucks... and her mailbox might have been full...

...

Text messaging also reeks of a big pus' that can't actually talk to someone...

And Nate, she probably thinks you're a big egotistical douche that thinks you should be able to blow her off, then just call, no "text," her back again...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Do you tell um you're blind and that your house is burning down around you?

I was wondering the same thing...

Does his "software" for the blind post his myspace content for him like here? Or does his "burly biker" roommate do it for him?

When he performs his "gigs", does a seeing eye dog escort him to the stage?

Who knew that fat, spandex wearing blind guys who play flying V's and are into Satan get so much trim in California these days....

He and cadaverdong need to hook up.

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Text messaging also reeks of a big pus' that can't actually talk to someone...

And Nate, she probably thinks you're a big egotistical douche that thinks you should be able to blow her off, then just call, no "text," her back again...

Ya gotta wonder about a guy who can't concnetrate on the "hot chick" in front of him because it's snowing, mommy sold the house, and Jack in The Box was downsizing...

Most hetero males would use the OPPORTUNITY of some time with a hot chick to forget about their own personal drama.....

Do the male population a favor Nate, stick to beating off...

Leave the hot chicks to those who can close the deal.

:gulp:

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Do you tell um you're blind and that your house is burning down around you?

you silly little boy. my house actually did burn down around me april 1st,1997 in Fontana,CA. literally.

and when you grow up, maybe your mommy and daddy will try to tell you why it is pointless to go kicking a dead dog or to bother whipping a dead horse.
you and your boyfriend loungemachine really need to grow the fuck up.

you 2 fucktards are so severely immature.

do yourself a favor nick, stop commiting federal internet crimes by hacking into others computers and giving them trojan viruses.

because if you do it to my computer, or and computer IP address I use, regardless of the computer,mine or anyone elses computer that I use, I will send the fbi after you.

and since I know you are gonna have a nice little chat with lounge after you and him permanantly ban me from this site like you did to jharp84, i am going to say to both of you GO FUCK YOURSELVES, AND PRAY THAT BIG BUBBA ISN'T HORNY AND LOOKING FOR A NEW BITCH!!!!!

FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU ASSHOLES!!!!

[Nitro Express]

Be the best Nate you can be and take care of Nate and things will fall into place. You aren't going to get all the girls you want, you are going to get the girls who want you.

I dated lots and I'll tell you the girls that I just hung out with because our friendship clicked were the ones I had the best sex with. I been married 18 years because I settled down with my favorite friend I liked to fuck.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I been married 18 years because I settled down with my favorite friend I liked to fuck.

I'm guessing that's not how you describe your relationship to Mrs Nitro? :D