Sgt. Schultz is a Closet Commie Pinko Muslim Gay Rights Vegan

[LoungeMachine]

It must be true....

It's all over the internets....

World Nut Daily, AND FAUX Noise told me so...

Discuss.

:gulp:

[binnie]

I'm lost in translation here: what's a "Pinko"?

[Guitar Shark]

Seriously? This is what we're reduced to now?

[Nickdfresh]

Pretty soon, he's going to start threads asking for dating advice...

[Nickdfresh]

!!

[Nickdfresh]

LOL "Reduced?" Reduced from what?:D

I'm just happy when I can post more than once every 20 minutes...

[FORD]

It's true! Sean Hannity told me that Anndrew Coulter heard it from Mush Limpdick while he was reading the Drudge Report in Glenn Beckkk's basement.

Can't get much more reliable sources than that!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Seriously? This is what we're reduced to now?

Humor?

Yeah, we've stooped to parody.

Oh, my, what will the world think now?

:rolleyes:


You take this shit waaaay too seriously now.

If I can't laugh at the trolls, fuck it...

Be sure to point out the high brow shit for me though...

I may have missed it.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by FORD
It's true! Sean Hannity told me that Anndrew Coulter heard it from Mush Limpdick while he was reading the Drudge Report in Glenn Beckkk's basement.

Can't get much more reliable sources than that!

Careful, FAUX may get an idea for a new show....

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
LOL "Reduced?" Reduced from what?:D





Threads culled from RNC / Hannity Chain Mails disguised as facts???

Oh, the humanity...


:D

[Nitro Express]

I heard Hannity, Beck, and Limbaugh had a threesome. Becks's ass got torn by Rush's studded condom.

[kwame k]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
It must be true....

It's all over the internets....

World Nut Daily, AND FAUX Noise told me so...

Discuss.

:gulp:

Here you go again, Lounge.
Picking on anyone who posts here.

This time you have gone too far!!!
How Fucking dare you insult us Vegan’s!!!

This is a new low in an already low life, Bitch!!

You mess with us Vegan’s again I’ll trace you down and……………..you get the picture…

http://i30.tinypic.com/w6uj2h.jpg

[LoungeMachine]

I meant he's from Vega.



:gulp:

[kwame k]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I meant he's from Vega.



:gulp:

Oh…..Sorry for the misunderstanding.


























Bitch!

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Humor?

Yeah, we've stooped to parody.

Oh, my, what will the world think now?

:rolleyes:


You take this shit waaaay too seriously now.

If I can't laugh at the trolls, fuck it...

Be sure to point out the high brow shit for me though...

I may have missed it.

I must have missed the memo declaring Sgt. Schultz a troll. :)

I think most of us would agree that the article he posted is a bunch of crap, but I don't think his threads should be dumped and I don't think we should start new threads insulting Army members. Seems to me the last thing we need is to deter people from posting here. Even the people whose opinions don't match those of others.

I prefer to leave their threads in tact and show them why the information in their thread is BS. Dumping threads with comments like "Fuck off, troll" only serves to make things worse, IMO. It is definitely the type of thing that some of us hate about the Bush administration, isn't it?

[Sgt Schultz]

Hey I missed this one. Since Lounge honors me with a post about me I will turn the sarcasm / parody off for my reply.

Actually I am a vegetarian but not a vegan. I also donate a lot of money to local animal shelters and a few international animal rescue organizations. My wife and I have adopted and/or fostered about 8 cats since 1994.

I'm also 100% for gay rights (yes, insert homo joke here) and am surprised by all of the homophobic banter that flies around here, especially from Democrats. I guess it's done because you think I'll recoil at the insult.

While we're at it I'm also 100% Pro Choice (my wife's degree is in Women's Studies - my own degree is Art / Education). I agree 100% with "Death With Dignity". I also strongly disagree with a flag burning ammendment and am in strong opposition to any limits on free speech - either from the left or right.

I am an Agnostic and if anything lean more towards Buddhist thought. I detest "holy-roller-hypocrites".

The scrapes I get into here are mostly about Islamofascism / Foreign Policy and some Socialist policy stuff.

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OK back to me being the dreaded NeoCon Busheep Shitbag Cosksmoker!! :guzzle:

[LoungeMachine]

In all fairness...

I never implied you smoke cosks.

:gulp:

[Sgt Schultz]

I forgot to mention I'm for the legalization of drugs.

[Nickdfresh]

Hey I missed this one. Since Lounge honors me with a post about me I will turn the sarcasm / parody off for my reply.

Actually I am a vegetarian but not a vegan. I also donate a lot of money to local animal shelters and a few international animal rescue organizations. My wife and I have adopted and/or fostered about 8 cats since 1994.

I'm also 100% for gay rights (yes, insert homo joke here) and am surprised by all of the homophobic banter that flies around here, especially from Democrats. I guess it's done because you think I'll recoil at the insult.

While we're at it I'm also 100% Pro Choice (my wife's degree is in Women's Studies - my own degree is Art / Education). I agree 100% with "Death With Dignity". I also strongly disagree with a flag burning ammendment and am in strong opposition to any limits on free speech - either from the left or right.

I am an Agnostic and if anything lean more towards Buddhist thought. I detest "holy-roller-hypocrites".

The scrapes I get into here are mostly about Islamofascism / Foreign Policy and some Socialist policy stuff.

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OK back to me being the dreaded NeoCon Busheep Shitbag Cosksmoker!! :guzzle:

But you vote for complete fucking assholes...

:guzzle:

And I'm not implying anything in regards to you, but you know Hitler was an obsessive vegetarian too? Something those PETA twats can't quite reconcile...

[LoungeMachine]

Yeah, other than the fact he votes for Republo-Fascists, Schultz and I seem to see eye-to-eye on most things....

Except he smokes cosks, and I'm an anti-smoker.

:gulp:

[chefcraig]

Careful, FAUX may get an idea for a new show....

:gulp:

And it would need to be a round table discussion, for these people should be kept away from sharp objects.

[LoungeMachine]

:rimshot:

[Guitar Shark]

Hey I missed this one. Since Lounge honors me with a post about me I will turn the sarcasm / parody off for my reply.

Actually I am a vegetarian but not a vegan. I also donate a lot of money to local animal shelters and a few international animal rescue organizations. My wife and I have adopted and/or fostered about 8 cats since 1994.

I'm also 100% for gay rights (yes, insert homo joke here) and am surprised by all of the homophobic banter that flies around here, especially from Democrats. I guess it's done because you think I'll recoil at the insult.

While we're at it I'm also 100% Pro Choice (my wife's degree is in Women's Studies - my own degree is Art / Education). I agree 100% with "Death With Dignity". I also strongly disagree with a flag burning ammendment and am in strong opposition to any limits on free speech - either from the left or right.

I am an Agnostic and if anything lean more towards Buddhist thought. I detest "holy-roller-hypocrites".

The scrapes I get into here are mostly about Islamofascism / Foreign Policy and some Socialist policy stuff.

++++++++++

OK back to me being the dreaded NeoCon Busheep Shitbag Cosksmoker!! :guzzle:

Cool post, dude... :guzzle:

[LoungeMachine]

Cool post, dude... :guzzle:

cosk smoker

:gulp:

[Sgt Schultz]

But you vote for complete fucking assholes...

:guzzle:

And I'm not implying anything in regards to you, but you know Hitler was an obsessive vegetarian too? Something those PITA twats can't quite reconcile...

I grew up in a strong Democrat / Union (Teacher's and Meatcutter's) family. I remember voting for Carter in the 4th grade at our school election and telling nasty Ford supporters that Ford was "gonna start a war!" because that is what I was told at home.

My strongest views on politics are centered on foreign policy, defense and Islamofascism. I see the President’s primary role as Commander in Chief and defender / protector of the U.S. Constitution. I don’t see Islamofascism’s biggest threat being the killing of people (though it’s of course a huge problem). The biggest threat of Islamofascism is in the implementation of Sharia and the threat to democracy / freedom of religion-speech primarily in the Western world but of course also in places like southeast Asia.

No, Iraq was not a war to extinguish Islamofascism but it began as a tertiary objective and turned into an opportunity to fight and diminish it.

I vote for “assholes” like Bush, and supported him, because of him fighting Islamofascism. I srongly disagree with a lot of his ideas including things like “intelligent design”, abortion rights and expansion of the U.S. government. As far as things like intelligent design, I see that as a struggle at the local school board level and although I don’t like it and the idea of teaching creationism AT ALL I also believe in local schools having local autonomy regarding curriculum.

Yeah, Hitler was a vegetarian. Peta shouldn’t have a problem with it. I think it’s silly for any person or group to be shy about having a certain belief because some maniac also happened to believe in that particular thing too. It’s like discounting the ideas of a Wahington or Jefferson because they owned slaves or an idea from St. Thomas Aquinas because he also engaged in discussions about how many angels could fit into the head of a pin.

If people don’t care to eat flesh fine. What I don’t like is a group or person who thinks they should DICTATE to others how to live. That’s never going to change anyone’s mind.

[Dr. Love]

It must be true....

It's all over the internets....

World Nut Daily, AND FAUX Noise told me so...

Discuss.

:gulp:

Ahhh, the high water mark of 2008. Brings back memories.

[LoungeMachine]

Ahhh, the high water mark of 2008. Brings back memories.

:lol:

It has to be put into context to get the humor...

Schultzie had been running around the FL posting link from drudge, FAUX, and world nut daily as his evidence that the BushCO strory lines were all true and factual.

He's improved since then...

I, on the other hand remain the same douchebag I've always been...

:gulp:

[Sgt Schultz]

Yeah, other than the fact he votes for Republo-Fascists, Schultz and I seem to see eye-to-eye on most things....

Except he smokes cosks, and I'm an anti-smoker.

:gulp:

"Fascism – unlike communism, socialism, capitalism, or conservatism – is a smear word more often used to brand one's foes than it is a descriptor used to shed light on them." - Samantha Power, 2004

There are forces on the left who are just as "fascist" as some on the right.

If someone likes to smoke cosks I don't have a problem with it, but it's not for me.

[Nickdfresh]

...
Yeah, Hitler was a vegetarian. Peta shouldn’t have a problem with it. I think it’s silly for any person or group to be shy about having a certain belief because some maniac also happened to believe in that particular thing too.....

As I said, it's not a knock on you nor vegetarians in general which can be a very healthy lifestyle although not as easy and trouble free as some would have us believe...

Just certain extremists full of moral vanity because they enjoy giving human rights to cows...:)

[LoungeMachine]

"Fascism – unlike communism, socialism, capitalism, or conservatism – is a smear word more often used to brand one's foes than it is a descriptor used to shed light on them." - Samantha Power, 2004

.


Said the guy who uses Islamo-Fascist all the time.....

:D

[Sgt Schultz]

Said the guy who uses Islamo-Fascist all the time.....

:D

Well that IS true Fascism. The way it's used here is as an epithet.
:guzzle:

[LoungeMachine]

Well that IS true Fascism. The way it's used here is as an epithet.
:guzzle:

What exactly is Fascist about extreme Islam?

Not getting it

:gulp:

[FORD]

Fascism is the merging of state and corporate power (as evidenced by the BCE).

Islamic fundaMentalists who would prefer to remain stuck in the 12th century are totalitarian repressed assholes, but cannot by definition be "fascists".

[bueno bob]

It must be true....

It's all over the internets....

World Nut Daily, AND FAUX Noise told me so...

Discuss.

:gulp:

What's to discuss?

Open and shut, right there.

[hideyoursheep]

Yeah, other than the fact he votes for Republo-Fascists, Schultz and I seem to see eye-to-eye on most things....

Except he smokes cosks, and I'm an anti-smoker.

:gulp:

He smokes, you chew...

Cosk is cosk...

:smoke:

[Nickdfresh]

Well that IS true Fascism. The way it's used here is as an epithet.
:guzzle:


No. Actually it isn't. Fascism is a Western construct and the only real "Islamic" country is actually a partial democracy whose bellicose leader was largely elected due to US rhetoric (Iran). And the only other Muslim nation where the religious party controls things is a complete democracy and a NATO member (Turkey). But keep on believing such simpleton notions, but the world is a whole lot more complex.

Many have speculated that the reason that Islamic extremists have adopted widespread terror and became a revolutionary movement is because many of their efforts to take power democratically where thwarted by secular military officers or corrupt elites while the US either looked the other way, hypocritically, or even supported the juntas..

[Sgt Schultz]

No. Actually it isn't. Fascism is a Western construct and the only real "Islamic" country is actually a partial democracy whose bellicose leader was largely elected due to US rhetoric (Iran). And the only other Muslim nation where the religious party controls things is a complete democracy and a NATO member (Turkey). But keep on believing such simpleton notions, but the world is a whole lot more complex.

Many have speculated that the reason that Islamic extremists have adopted widespread terror and became a revolutionary movement is because many of their efforts to take power democratically where thwarted by secular military officers or corrupt elites while the US either looked the other way, hypocritically, or even supported the juntas..

Stephen Schwartz is the originator of the term. I had written quite a bit myself but Stephen's own explanation is of course much better.

From Stephen Schwartz;
"Islamofascism refers to use of the faith of Islam as a cover for totalitarian ideology. This radical phenomenon is embodied among Sunni Muslims today by such fundamentalists as the Saudi-financed Wahhabis, the Pakistani jihadists known as Jama’atis, and the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood. In the ranks of Shia Muslims, it is exemplified by Hezbollah in Lebanon and the clique around President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Iran.
Political typologies should make distinctions, rather than confusing them, and Islamofascism is neither a loose nor an improvised concept. It should be employed sparingly and precisely. The indicated movements should be treated as Islamofascist, first, because of their congruence with the defining characteristics of classic fascism, especially in its most historically-significant form—German National Socialism."

"It is a common misconception of political science to believe, in the manner of amateur Marxists, that Italian fascists and Nazis sought maintenance of order, to protect the ruling classes. Both Mussolini and Hitler agitated against “the system” governing their countries. Their willingness to resort to street violence, assassinations, and coups set the Italian and German fascists apart from ordinary defenders of ruling elites, which they sought to replace. This is an important point that should never be forgotten. Fascism is not merely a harsh dictatorship or oppression by privilege.
Islamofascism similarly pursues its aims through the willful, arbitrary, and gratuitous disruption of global society, either by terrorist conspiracies or by violation of peace between states. Al-Qaida has recourse to the former weapon; Hezbollah, in assaulting northern Israel, used the latter. These are not acts of protest, but calculated strategies for political advantage through undiluted violence. Hezbollah showed fascist methods both in its kidnapping of Israeli soldiers and in initiating that action without any consideration for the Lebanese government of which it was a member. Indeed, Lebanese democracy is a greater enemy of Hezbollah than Israel."

"Fascism was imperialistic; it demanded expansion of the German and Italian spheres of influence. Islamofascism has similar ambitions; the Wahhabis and their Pakistani and Egyptian counterparts seek control over all Sunni Muslims in the world, while Hezbollah projects itself as an ally of Syria and Iran in establishing regional dominance.
Fascism was totalitarian; i.e. it fostered a totalistic world view—a distinct social reality that separated its followers from normal society. Islamofascism parallels fascism by imposing a strict division between Muslims and alleged unbelievers. For Sunni radicals, the practice of takfir—declaring all Muslims who do not adhere to the doctrines of the Wahhabis, Pakistani Jama’atis, and the Muslim Brotherhood to be outside the Islamic global community or ummah—is one expression of Islamofascism. For Hezbollah, the posture of total rejectionism in Lebanese politics—opposing all politicians who might favor any political negotiation with Israel—serves the same purpose. Takfir, or “excommunication” of ordinary Muslims, as well as Hezbollah’s Shia radicalism, are also important as indispensable, unifying psychological tools for the strengthening of such movements."

"Fascism was paramilitary; indeed, the Italian and German military elites were reluctant to accept the fascist parties’ ideological monopoly. Al-Qaida and Hezbollah are both paramilitary. "
end quotations - -

There is a lot more in his article, which is thorough and instructive.

http://www.tcsdaily.com/article.aspx?id=081606C

[Nickdfresh]

Spare me! :D Stephen Schwartz is a Neo Con douche bag, and the prototypical 60's radical Trotskyist communist who "went over" to conservative capitalism, and now wants to "transform" democracy and free market economics into a revolutionary ideology," a violent one based on his communistic pretensions. He's far from and expert on political science or histories and is a two bit, pseudo-intellectual "journalist" masquerading as someone with a background in such comparative studies. And his term, "Islamofascism" never took off as the political buzzword it was supposed to be because it's easily discredited and completely simplistic, superficial, and disingenuous and relies on some big bullshit WWII-analogy easily spoonfed to the masses of simpleton sheep that don't read newspapers and are unable to research and think for themselves. Much like his "Neoconservative" ideology, which is most often coupled with an authoritarian mindset of "authoritarian conservationism," which is a bit of a darker face on the rosy "let's spread democracy everywhere" when in fact most Neo Con's believe in decreasing democracy here!

For a specific example: if "fascism is imperialistic," then why is the US the empire with forces spread out far across its borders into Muslim countries of the Middle East based almost solely on out energy needs? Then, aren't we the "fascists?"

Which Islamic countries are imperialists?

[DEMON CUNT]

Spare me! :D Stephen Schwartz is a Neo Con douche bag, and the prototypical 60's radical Trotskyist communist who "went over" to conservative capitalism, and now wants to "transform" democracy and free market economics into a revolutionary ideology," a violent one based on his communistic pretensions. He's far from and expert on political science or histories and is a two bit, pseudo-intellectual "journalist" masquerading as someone with a background in such comparative studies. And his term, "Islamofascism" never took off as the political buzzword it was supposed to be because it's easily discredited and completely simplistic, superficial, and disingenuous and relies on some big bullshit WWII-analogy easily spoonfed to the masses of simpleton sheep that don't read newspapers and are unable to research and think for themselves. Much like his "Neoconservative" ideology, which is most often coupled with an authoritarian mindset of "authoritarian conservationism," which is a bit of a darker face on the rosy "let's spread democracy everywhere" when in fact most Neo Con's believe in decreasing democracy here!

For a specific example: if "fascism is imperialistic," then why is the US the empire with forces spread out far across its borders into Muslim countries of the Middle East based almost solely on out energy needs? Then, aren't we the "fascists?"

Which Islamic countries are imperialists?

DAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNN!!! Nick delivers!

"Sgt" Schlutz = pwned

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