PDA

View Full Version : Calling dr. Penis...dr. Penis...



hideyoursheep
12-18-2008, 10:24 AM
I have this problem...maybe you can give me some advice?

My member is a little different from most others. The drain pipe isn't on the end, it's sort of like...under the thing-like an upside-down whale. When I let it hang at the urinal, I always hit the guy behind me. I have to hold it straight out, sort of like a spigot on the kitchen sink.

What can I do?
:cry2:

Dr. Penis
12-22-2008, 03:48 AM
Dude,

Visit your neighborhood urologist.

I need pics to help out with this one.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

hideyoursheep
12-22-2008, 10:13 AM
You're no doctor!

Susie Q
12-26-2008, 01:44 AM
This can be like a Dear Abby thread, but better.

Dear Dr. Penis,
Why do I miss the Dr. Penis?
Thanks,
A concerned citizen.

Dr. Penis
12-26-2008, 04:00 AM
Dear Susie Q,
Everyone misses Dr. Penis. Especially those that think I am hitch1969.
Please do not inform them that I am not.

Are you still my mother?

And, may I fuck you?

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

Shaun Ponsonby
12-28-2008, 12:18 PM
Sometimes I wish I had a penis.

hideyoursheep
12-28-2008, 04:25 PM
You're better off...mine is currently undergoing intense counseling due to the years of abuse it has suffered by my own hand.




:bottle:

bueno bob
12-29-2008, 02:48 AM
Sometimes I wish I had a penis.

I'll PM you the address of a good plastic surgeon...

http://www.ods.net/~poohbear/picswa/lassf.jpg

Shaun Ponsonby
12-29-2008, 07:45 AM
No...NEVER PM me.

Susie Q
12-31-2008, 09:51 PM
Dear Susie Q,
Everyone misses Dr. Penis. Especially those that think I am hitch1969.
Please do not inform them that I am not.

Are you still my mother?

And, may I fuck you?

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

yes I am....STOP....since you said the magic nice word MAY, that could be a possibility....STOP. END OF TRANSMISSION

Susie Q
12-31-2008, 09:52 PM
Dear Dr. Penis,
Why do men name their penis'?
Signed,
Curious

hideyoursheep
12-31-2008, 10:43 PM
I think I can take this one....








Any part of your body that gets up before you do deserves a name!
yours,
hys

ThrillsNSpills
01-01-2009, 10:48 AM
Little Known fact;


Dr. Penis's first name is Throbert.

Susie Q
01-02-2009, 12:12 AM
I think I can take this one....








Any part of your body that gets up before you do deserves a name!
yours,
hys

hahaha!!

Susie Q
01-02-2009, 12:12 AM
Little Known fact;


Dr. Penis's first name is Throbert.

:eatit::rofl:

Ally_Kat
01-02-2009, 12:27 AM
Dear Dr Penis,

Why does my guy friend keep dating psycho chicks who get threatened by me and then start fights?
The sex can't be THAT great.

-the gal pal