Calling dr. Penis...dr. Penis...

[hideyoursheep]

I have this problem...maybe you can give me some advice?

My member is a little different from most others. The drain pipe isn't on the end, it's sort of like...under the thing-like an upside-down whale. When I let it hang at the urinal, I always hit the guy behind me. I have to hold it straight out, sort of like a spigot on the kitchen sink.

What can I do?
:cry2:

[Dr. Penis]

Dude,

Visit your neighborhood urologist.

I need pics to help out with this one.

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[hideyoursheep]

You're no doctor!

[Susie Q]

This can be like a Dear Abby thread, but better.

Dear Dr. Penis,
Why do I miss the Dr. Penis?
Thanks,
A concerned citizen.

[Dr. Penis]

Dear Susie Q,
Everyone misses Dr. Penis. Especially those that think I am hitch1969.
Please do not inform them that I am not.

Are you still my mother?

And, may I fuck you?

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Sometimes I wish I had a penis.

[hideyoursheep]

You're better off...mine is currently undergoing intense counseling due to the years of abuse it has suffered by my own hand.




:bottle:

[bueno bob]

Sometimes I wish I had a penis.

I'll PM you the address of a good plastic surgeon...

http://www.ods.net/~poohbear/picswa/lassf.jpg

[Shaun Ponsonby]

No...NEVER PM me.

[Susie Q]

Dear Susie Q,
Everyone misses Dr. Penis. Especially those that think I am hitch1969.
Please do not inform them that I am not.

Are you still my mother?

And, may I fuck you?

Your pal,
Dr. Penis

yes I am....STOP....since you said the magic nice word MAY, that could be a possibility....STOP. END OF TRANSMISSION

[Susie Q]

Dear Dr. Penis,
Why do men name their penis'?
Signed,
Curious

[hideyoursheep]

I think I can take this one....








Any part of your body that gets up before you do deserves a name!
yours,
hys

[ThrillsNSpills]

Little Known fact;


Dr. Penis's first name is Throbert.

[Susie Q]

I think I can take this one....








Any part of your body that gets up before you do deserves a name!
yours,
hys

hahaha!!

[Susie Q]

Little Known fact;


Dr. Penis's first name is Throbert.

:eatit::rofl:

[Ally_Kat]

Dear Dr Penis,

Why does my guy friend keep dating psycho chicks who get threatened by me and then start fights?
The sex can't be THAT great.

-the gal pal