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PHOENIX
12-27-2008, 04:49 PM
KISS is the legendary band that says “You Wanted the Best…You Got the Best”, well I aint so sure about that.

10. “Plaster caster, grab a hold of me faster
And if you wanna see my love, just ask her
And my love is the plaster
And yeah, she's the collector
She wants me all the time to inject her”
- “Plaster Caster” from the album “Love Gun"

9. “(I need a whole lotta woman)
To keep me satisfied
(I need a whole lotta woman)
Baby, for ride after ride after ride
(I need a whole lotta woman)
Yeah, 'cause what you are is what you eat
And I need something sweet”
- “Spit” from the album “Revenge”

8. “And we go one, two, three, four,
when midnight comes, I'll be at your door
Five, six, seven, eight, oh, oh, I just can't wait
I'm gonna bang, bang you”
- “Bang Bang You” from the album “Crazy Nights”

7. “Liar, liar, got your pants on fire
I know you want it, you know you want it too
Hey diddle diddle, when the cat wants to fiddle
The kitten's gotta give him the moon”
- “When Your Walls Come Down” from the album “Crazy Nights”

6. “I got nasty habits, it's a fine line,
so many girls and so little time
When love rears its head, I wanna get on your case
Ooh baby, wanna put my log in your fireplace,
maybe baby, you wanna get played”
- “Burn Bitch Burn” from the album “Animalize”

5. . Dance, dance all over your face,
I'm gonna dance all over your face
No cheap perfume can change my mind, no satin and lace
Yes, I'm gonna dance all over your face
No thigh high boots, forbidden fruits, no satin and lace
Yes, I'm gonna dance,
dance all over your face, I'm gonna dance
- “Dance All Over Your Face” from the album “Lick It Up”

4. Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, yeah
So clean, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, Christine, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, Christine, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen, Christine, yeah, yeah
Christine, Christine, sixteen, sixteen
Christine, yeah, yeah, yeah
- “Christine Sixteen” from the album “Love Gun”

3. Take me to the jungle, honey
We're livin' in a human zoo
Getcha turnin' tricks for money
I'd rather roll around with you
- “Uh! All Night” from the album “Asylum”

2. .Baby, let's put the X in sex
Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex
Baby, let's put the X in sex
Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye
- ‘Let’s Put the X in Sex” – from the album “Smashes, Thrashes, and Hits”

1. Well, if I told you once, I told you twice
Just listen, babe, and take my advice
Why settle for seconds when you can have the best
So let me be your king bee, I want your hornets nest
- “Any Way you Slice It” – from the album “Asylum”

Figs
12-27-2008, 05:55 PM
Even though I love the song "C'mon and Love Me" how about

"She's a dancer, a romancer, I'm a Capricorn and she's a Cancer"

bad but still classic!!

hideyoursheep
12-27-2008, 08:54 PM
"I just wanna fuh-
I jus wanna fuh-
I just wanna fuhget you!"

Terry
12-27-2008, 10:37 PM
Even though I love the song "C'mon and Love Me" how about

"She's a dancer, a romancer, I'm a Capricorn and she's a Cancer"

bad but still classic!!

Exactly the couplet I had in mind when reading the thread title.

FORD
12-28-2008, 12:29 AM
The chorus to Plaster Caster may be kinda dumb, but it's still a great song (by KISS standards)

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bueno bob
12-28-2008, 04:27 AM
The first thing that came to mind admittedly was Uh! All Night...but I'm glad to see Lets Put the X in Sex make the list - kinda surprised Charisma wasn't in there...if there's any Kiss song that's a Gene Simmons ego trip and nothing more, that would be the one.

Paul Stanley is not very masculine. You be the judge.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/paul_stanley_scary.jpg

Terry
12-28-2008, 08:57 AM
The first thing that came to mind admittedly was Uh! All Night...but I'm glad to see Lets Put the X in Sex make the list - kinda surprised Charisma wasn't in there...if there's any Kiss song that's a Gene Simmons ego trip and nothing more, that would be the one.

Paul Stanley is not very masculine. You be the judge.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/paul_stanley_scary.jpg


He looks like somebody's Jewish aunt when I see him on VH1 Classics these days; really bad facial surgery and a wardrobe with too many out-of-date blouses to choose from.

Mr. Vengeance
12-28-2008, 10:30 AM
This is a great tune but the lyrics....um yeeah....

Baby wants it fast
Baby wants a blast
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Baby wants it fast
Baby wants a blast
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Baby's on her knees
Baby wants to please
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Baby's on her knees
Baby wants to please
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride

Va Beach VH Fan
12-28-2008, 11:03 AM
"Put your hand in my pocket, grab onto my rocket !!!"

Mr Badguy
12-28-2008, 01:33 PM
Read my Body!

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

Mr Badguy
12-28-2008, 01:35 PM
Uh-uh-uh-uh!
Hey-hey-hey!
Do-do-do-doo-do-do-do-do-do-do!

PHOENIX
12-28-2008, 08:20 PM
This is a great tune but the lyrics....um yeeah....

Baby wants it fast
Baby wants a blast
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Baby wants it fast
Baby wants a blast
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Baby's on her knees
Baby wants to please
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Baby's on her knees
Baby wants to please
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride


Those lyrics suck ass but that song actually rocks.

Terry
12-28-2008, 09:29 PM
Those lyrics suck ass but that song actually rocks.


Easily the best of the official studio tracks recorded for Alive 2 (the unofficial ones being the 'live' tracks).

Mr. Vengeance
12-29-2008, 05:10 PM
Easily the best of the official studio tracks recorded for Alive 2 (the unofficial ones being the 'live' tracks).

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