Crazy Kiwi From The Heat

[Dan]

My Name Is Dan,I Like Long Walks On The Beach And Love Sexy legs And Toe-Jam. :D

[Sarge]

My Name Is Dan,I Like Long Walks On The Beach And Love Sexy legs And Toe-Jam. :D

Welcome!
I hope I did that 5 years ago for you!

Breasts,
Sarge

[Dan]

Welcome!
I hope I did that 5 years ago for you!

Breasts,
Sarge

Thanks Sarge.:D

I Think Us Did.

Good To Hear From You Again.:killer:

[PHOENIX]

My Name Is Dan,I Like Long Walks On The Beach And Love Sexy legs And Toe-Jam. :D

So when are New Zealand and Australia gonna duke it out?

[Dan]

So when are New Zealand and Australia gonna duke it out?

In What Sport?

[PHOENIX]

In What Sport?

I'm thinking more along the lines of a bar brawl.

[LoungeMachine]

I'm thinking more along the lines of a bar brawl.

over who is the bigger Roth Enthusiests..... ;)

:gulp:

[bueno bob]

Dan has balls the size of mountains!

Not that I know, he's just fucking cool.

Hi Dan!

[Dan]

Dan has balls the size of mountains!

Not that I know, he's just fucking cool.

Hi Dan!

Thanks,Bob.:rockit2:

[Reverberator]

Oh Danny boy...........

[SparkieD]

Dan is hot!

[Diamondjimi]

Nice to meet ya Dan!;)

[GAR]

HEY Dan! Namechange is it?

[Dan]

Dan is hot!

You Too,SparkieD.:hula:

[Dan]

HEY Dan! Namechange is it?

Gar,I Post As Crazy Kiwi From The Heat,Too.:D

[GAR]

ok cool, so you're both.. got it!

[Dan]

ok cool, so you're both.. got it!

Yes And Yes.:guzzle:

[Dan]

http://http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/dankiwi/412868-R1-18-6A.jpg

Dan After The White Sox Game August 08,Wearing His 1979 Van Halen T-Shirt.:D

First Time To The US,Loved Your Great Country.

[binnie]

One of the coolest, most genuine people you will meet on these boards......

[Dan]

One of the coolest, most genuine people you will meet on these boards......

Your Cheque Is In The Post.:D

[GO-SPURS-GO]

One of the coolest, most genuine people you will meet on these boards......

It takes one to know one! ;)

[binnie]

It takes one to know one! ;)

Why, thank-you Sir :)

[Guitar Shark]

Dan is the man

[Dan]

Thanks To ALL The Great Peeps From 2003-

246 Is My Number.:D

[Douglas T.]

DAN!!! :hi-hand:

[diamondsgirl]

http://http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/dankiwi/412868-R1-18-6A.jpg

Dan After The White Sox Game August 08,Wearing His 1979 Van Halen T-Shirt.:D

First Time To The US,Loved Your Great Country.

Love the shirt, Dan...you look awesome as always.;)

Who is with you in that pic?

[Dan]

Love the shirt, Dan...you look awesome as always.;)

Who is with you in that pic?

Thanks D.G.:D

That Lady Was One Of Many After the White Sox Game Thanking Peeps For Coming To The Game.

[Dan]

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/dankiwi/JuiceDanAndNateTour09027.jpg


From My 2009 Tour.:D

Green Bay.

[Dan]

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/dankiwi/100_0854_0001.jpg

Time Out With My US Big Brother.:D

[Dan]

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/dankiwi/Dan008.jpg

Before The WhiteSnake/Judas Priest Show,Chicago,IL 19/07/09.

[Panamark]

DTM are you still in US ?

Who are the other guys, Army members too ??

God Onya Mate !!

[binnie]

The other two guys are Natedogg and Juice........

[Anonymous]

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/dankiwi/100_0854_0001.jpg

Time Out With My US Big Brother.:D

Nice pants, D-Man. :biggrin:

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

DTM are you still in US ?

Who are the other guys, Army members too ??

God Onya Mate !!

Mark,Was Only In The States From 19/07-05/08/09.:hitch:

Great Second Time.

[Dan]

Nice pants, D-Man. :biggrin:

Cheers! :bottle:

How Dare You.:biggrin:

[Coyote]

Book 'em, Dan-O... :D

[Panamark]

Mark,Was Only In The States From 19/07-05/08/09.:hitch:

Great Second Time.

Where did you go mate ? Looks like you were having fun...
Cool place to visit, huh, nice folks !

[Grant]

I'm thinking more along the lines of a bar brawl.

90% of the time our bar brawls usually end up like this. (excuse the stupid music)

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Hope all is well with you Dan. Nice pics dude. :cool:

[Panamark]

LOL... That ad always cracks me up :)

[Dan]

90% of the time our bar brawls usually end up like this. (excuse the stupid music)

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Hope all is well with you Dan. Nice pics dude. :cool:

Thanks Grant,Hope All Is Well With You,Mate.:hitch:

[Dan]

Where did you go mate ? Looks like you were having fun...
Cool place to visit, huh, nice folks !

Mark,Spent Most of My Time In And Out Of Chicago.Spent Two Days In Green Bay Which Was Sweet.Great Peeps Out There.Stay With Mug From The Roth Army/Roth Fans.

Stay With A Great Big Brother,Juice.:hitch:

Great To Spend Some Time In Summer.;)

[Panamark]

I will be heading back there end of the year.
I always stop at honolulu, otherwise I explode
from claustrophobia/panic/anxiety from being
on the plane too long.. Summer is starting to
creep back little by little in Oz at the moment.
(Thank god !) Im back to shorts, but are still
wearing my woolen beanie... I'm in a confused
winter-summer transistion !! lol...

American life in the Summertime, got me !!
USA is megacool.. Havent got to Chicago yet,
no doubt I will one day, try to visit a different
city each trip....

Folks down the Southern end of the US are really
welcoming too, if you ever get the chance its worth
heading on down there too.. I was surprised how
compatible we (Oz/Kiwis) are with our American friends.
I grew up with a totally wrong perception of the US.

May buy a house there one day and spend half/half my
time in Oz/US... Perpetual Summer !!!! ORRRRIGHHHT !!!

[Dan]

I will be heading back there end of the year.
I always stop at honolulu, otherwise I explode
from claustrophobia/panic/anxiety from being
on the plane too long.. Summer is starting to
creep back little by little in Oz at the moment.
(Thank god !) Im back to shorts, but are still
wearing my woolen beanie... I'm in a confused
winter-summer transistion !! lol...

American life in the Summertime, got me !!
USA is megacool.. Havent got to Chicago yet,
no doubt I will one day, try to visit a different
city each trip....

Folks down the Southern end of the US are really
welcoming too, if you ever get the chance its worth
heading on down there too.. I was surprised how
compatible we (Oz/Kiwis) are with our American friends.
I grew up with a totally wrong perception of the US.

May buy a house there one day and spend half/half my
time in Oz/US... Perpetual Summer !!!! ORRRRIGHHHT !!!

Sweet As,Mark.:D

[Dan]

Thanks For The Sticky,Guitar Shark.:D

[Guitar Shark]

Stickied until the end of the month, Dan-O! Enjoy. ;)

[Dan]

Sweet As.:D

[Panamark]

I asked Dan if he would Shear his Sheep with me,
and he said "Fuck off, I dont shear my sheep with anyone"

:biggrin:

(Old Aussie/Kiwi Joke)

[Grant]

I asked Dan if he would Shear his Sheep with me,
and he said "Fuck off, I dont shear my sheep with anyone"

:biggrin:

(Old Aussie/Kiwi Joke)

Just a correction Mark to make sure the rest can get it:

"Fuck off, I dont SHARE my sheep with anyone"

:biggrin:

[Dan]

Just a correction Mark to make sure the rest can get it:

"Fuck off, I dont SHARE my sheep with anyone"

:biggrin:

Thanks,Boys.:hitch:

[Panamark]

Oh Danny Boy - The Pipes are calling


(They need to be packed with more weed !)

[Anonymous]

Just a correction Mark to make sure the rest can get it:

"Fuck off, I dont SHARE my sheep with anyone"

:biggrin:

Damn, Grant... you're a kewl guy and all, but what you did is sacrilegious. Never explain a joke in any form. One either gets it or don't.

I laughed my arse off when I first read it, and imagined the accent.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

How Rude.:D

[Panamark]

Its funny when you do it with the accent Grant :)

[Dan]

Here Is One For My Aussie Friend's Out There.:D

If it takes an IQ of 60 to tie shoelaces, why do so many Australians wear thongs?:D

An old Australian battler lies dying in his bed. He calls over Shirley, his faithful wife of 60 years, and says, "Shirl, when we started out, tried to buy a business in the depression, went bust: you were with me"
"Oh, yes, Bruce", she says.
Then the war started, I joined up, and was sent to the front line, where I lost me legs. You stayed with me."
"Oh yes, Bruce" she says.
"Then, came home, couldn't get a job, due to me disability, and bought a farm."
"Oh, yes, Bruce", she says.
"The farm flooded, then just when we got over that, there was a bushfire, and then the drought, which wiped us right out: you still stayed with me."
"Oh yes, Bruce,"
"Now here I am, in excruiating pain, about to die, useless and you're still with me."
"Yes Bruce."
"Shirl."
"Yes, Bruce?"
"You're bloody bad luck"

[Panamark]

Classic, whats even funnier is its almost my parents names !

[Panamark]

Hey why dont Kiwi's ever take their wives to the football ??

A: Coz if they do, they are forever jumping over the fence to eat the grass !! :)

[Dan]

Go The Mighty AB's.:D

[hideyoursheep]

Glad you had a good time, Dan!

How much poon did you get with that NZ accent? :biggrin:

Although where you were in the states, they have an accent all their own...

[Dan]

Glad you had a good time, Dan!

How much poon did you get with that NZ accent? :biggrin:

Although where you were in the states, they have an accent all their own...

Please Note,That A Kiwi Never Tells On His Tour Of Duty.:hitch:

Well,Alot Of Peeps Thought I Was English Or An Aussie.:biggrin:

[hideyoursheep]

C'mon...

Can you count them on 1 hand?

2 hands?

2 ata time?

:D

[Panamark]

Did you swap your vowels around the right way so they thought you were
an Aussi Dan, or was it full on Fush 'n' Chups ???? :)

[hideyoursheep]

Fish n Chips big in Oz and NZ?


I wonder why it never caught on here?

[Dan]

Kiwi Take-Away.:D

[Dan]

Go The Fucking EELS.:D

[Panamark]

Sants lost AFL

Go the FUCKING EELS !!!!

[Dan]

Mark,Big Grand Final This Weekend.

EELS To Take This One By 6 Points.:D

[Panamark]

I've been waiting since 86....
Cant underestimate Billy Slater and Melbourne though...

Hey wouldnt it be funny if after all these years Parra finally
give Denis Fitzgerald his marching orders, and they win !!!! :)

And if I can have a final say on my Beloved Blues (AFL) I cant
believe they are trying to offload Fevola.. Makes me sick in the guts......

[Grant]

I dare say it: this'll be the best GF of the decade.

I think the Storm will get on top in this one - they're just too disciplined, too methodical, too freakish, too good. The way they destroyed Brisbane last week is something the Eels I don't think could've achieved. Add the hunger of losing last year by the whopping 40-0, and Cameron Smith's suspension, then I don't see Parra shutting them down at all. Hayne's had a remarkable past 10 weeks or so (especially being our only hope in Origin), but he hasn't been playing as well in the finals. Plus, I'm sensing a bit of cockiness from him which is always the worst omen. And yes, Billy Slater will be the big menace tomorrow night.

Storm by 13 for me.
Billy Slater for the Clive Churchill medal.

(Sorry Mark)

[bueno bob]

My Name Is Dan,I Like Long Walks On The Beach And Love Sexy legs And Toe-Jam. :D

Dan is the man!

[Dan]

Dan is the man!

Thanks,Boss.:)

[Dan]

I've been waiting since 86....
Cant underestimate Billy Slater and Melbourne though...

Hey wouldnt it be funny if after all these years Parra finally
give Denis Fitzgerald his marching orders, and they win !!!! :)

And if I can have a final say on my Beloved Blues (AFL) I cant
believe they are trying to offload Fevola.. Makes me sick in the guts......

Damn,EELS Almost Got There.Always Next Year For Them.:hitch:

[Panamark]

Well....
To be honest I had a foot in both camps...
Im originally a Melbourne boy (born in victoria)
But I would have preferred Parra to get up,
but Im not suicidal that Melbourne won ;)

[Dan]

Mark,The Big Race On This Weekend.Ford Vs Holden. Bathurst 1000.
Got My Money On Holden.:D

[Panamark]

Go FORD !


No comments on the Cricket DTM ??? :biggrin:

[Panamark]

Hey I rode my motorbike around the track at Bathurst,
(GSXR 750)

Got booked too.. 220km/h on conrod straight !!! ;)
Its the best speeding ticket I ever got !!

[Panamark]

Anyway, what I meant to say was, it was a bitch to thrash a bike
around that track, so narrow, so many S bends, uphill, downhill.
I have no idea how the dudes manage to pass each other
in a car through the mountain... I had enough trouble solo
trying to go fast and keep a line that didnt kill me... lol....
Great Race ! I drive a Holden, but I would love to see the
Fords win for a change, keeps it interesting...

[Dan]

Holden,1,2,3 and 4.:D

Only One Ford In The Top 10.:D

Eat That And Smile.:D

[Panamark]

Good on the trusty old Commodore !!!
I feel like a total fence sitter in this thread,
but I'm happy Holden won....

I do miss the old Days with Brock and Dick Johnson
douing battle... And going back even further with
the GTHO falcons and XU1 Toranas....
And who could forget Alan Moffats XB Coupe Cobra ??
I dreamed of owning that car as a kid, then had the
same dream as an adult after Mad Max 1, bad ass
Black Supercharged XB Coupe !!!! OOORRRRRRRRRRRIGGGGGGGGHTTTTTTTTTT !

[Panamark]

BTW, my very first car was a 69 XW Falcon, the same car they
built into the original GTHO's... I cried the day I had to part ways
with that car........

[Little Texan]

My Name Is Dan,I Like Long Walks On The Beach And Love Sexy legs And Toe-Jam. :D

Welcome back, Wayne L.! :biggrin:

[Dan]

Welcome back, Wayne L.! :biggrin:

How Dare You.:biggrin:

[Dan]

BTW, my very first car was a 69 XW Falcon, the same car they
built into the original GTHO's... I cried the day I had to part ways
with that car........

Mark,How About The Good Old Days Around 1990/91?
The Nissan GTR.:hitch:

[Panamark]

Mark,How About The Good Old Days Around 1990/91?
The Nissan GTR.:hitch:

Yes, that was revolutionary, I even remember going way back they
raced mini minors !! Which did surprisingly well with their low centre
of gravity.. But to me, its always gonna be Ford V Holden....
Nissans pretty much blitzed the field from memory, but they aint
there now !!:)
What happened there ??

[Dan]

Mark,Time To Get The BBQ Out?

[Dan]

Yes, that was revolutionary, I even remember going way back they
raced mini minors !! Which did surprisingly well with their low centre
of gravity.. But to me, its always gonna be Ford V Holden....
Nissans pretty much blitzed the field from memory, but they aint
there now !!:)
What happened there ??

The Japs Said Fuck The Oz Bullshit And Made More Fucking Cars.:hitch:

I Would Like To See Another Team In The V8's.Keep It Interesting.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/dankiwi/JuiceDanAndNateTour09027.jpg


From My 2009 Tour.:D

Green Bay.

ahh, the homeland, the mecca, LAMBEAU.

[Dan]

ahh, the homeland, the mecca, LAMBEAU.

Crazy Night-Life Too.:D

[jharp84]

Crazy Night-Life Too.:D

U bet your fukkin ass! Brou - yid! :D! Don't remember signing the consent forms for release of photos!@ :biggrin: :pullinghair:

[Dan]

U bet your fukkin ass! Brou - yid! :D! Don't remember signing the consent forms for release of photos!@ :biggrin: :pullinghair:

I Did It For The Rock.:biggrin:

[jharp84]

Yeah Rite! :hee:

[Dan]

I Did It To All My Fans Out There,All Three of You.:D

[Dan]

BTW.....What The Fuck Is MUG?

[jharp84]

Ask Him _! ` Jackson?! ;)

[Dan]

http://http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/dankiwi/017.jpg

Just Having A Drink.:D

[jharp84]

Attention whore! :D :fufu: :biggrin:

[Anonymous]

Just Having A Drink.:D

Ha! Even though his focus is on the drink, he's still aware of his surroundings, and notices that a camera is pointed at him, though he doesn't really give a fuck.

D-Man... the Booze Ninja!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Ha! Even though his focus is on the drink, he's still aware of his surroundings, and notices that a camera is pointed at him, though he doesn't really give a fuck.

D-Man... the Booze Ninja!

Cheers! :bottle:

Thanks Pussy.:hitch:

[NATEDOG001976]

Good Stuff!

[NATEDOG001976]

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/dankiwi/Dan008.jpg

Before The WhiteSnake/Judas Priest Show,Chicago,IL 19/07/09.

Fuck, it was cold for July that weekend, low 60's! Whitesnake/Priest show rocked! Beers were flowing' that night!

[LoungeMachine]

Let's hope RothChats comes back soon........

:gulp:

[Dan]

Let's hope RothChats comes back soon........

:gulp:

Thanks For Stopping By.:hitch:

[jharp84]

Let's hope RothChats comes back soon........

:gulp:

Nope! Your stukk with me now buddy! :tongue0011: :biggrin: :pullinghair:

[Dan]

Got Him.:D

[NATEDOG001976]

Check out The Juice man's Lawn in that photo! Lush green! Juice, never knew you were a green thumb?

[Dan]

I Feel The Love Now,Peeps.:D

[jharp84]

Green is gouda! :baaa:

[NATEDOG001976]

ahh, the homeland, the mecca, LAMBEAU.

When are they going to call it Favre Field? :biggrin:

[NATEDOG001976]

Let's hope RothChats comes back soon........

:gulp:

See Lounge, we can agree on something!

[NATEDOG001976]

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[PETE'S BROTHER]

When are they going to call it Favre Field? :biggrin:

good god, never.:barf:

[Dan]

Go The Fucking AllWhites.:D

Been 27 Years Since We Have Been To The World Cup.

[GAR]

watching the rothchats line back up over here at army after they dissed us for a year is kinda like watching the ants retunneling their way to the bread crumbs you put at the surface after up-ending the thing burying everybody.

Some die, some don't come back and just lay as-dead, but theres always those same, strong few who will give expend their very last gasp for that crumb.. each time you rotate the antfarm frame 180 degrees you know..

[Candy Girl]

watching the rothchats line back up over here at army after they dissed us for a year is kinda like watching the ants retunneling their way to the bread crumbs you put at the surface after up-ending the thing burying everybody.

Some die, some don't come back and just lay as-dead, but theres always those same, strong few who will give expend their very last gasp for that crumb.. each time you rotate the antfarm frame 180 degrees you know..

Thread crapping again GaYr? What the hell are you even talking about? This has nothing to do with this thread. So get out and STFU! Moron. :fufu:

[Dan]

Great Thread.:D

That's Better.:D

[ThrillsNSpills]

watching the rothchats line back up over here at army after they dissed us for a year is kinda like watching the ants retunneling their way to the bread crumbs you put at the surface after up-ending the thing burying everybody.

Some die, some don't come back and just lay as-dead, but theres always those same, strong few who will give expend their very last gasp for that crumb.. each time you rotate the antfarm frame 180 degrees you know..


like this?:

Originally Posted by LoungeMachine
GayR quit again today, only to have his "I'm back" thread closed at RothChats.

[NATEDOG001976]

Crazy Night-Life Too.:D

Dan,

If you think Green Bay night life is crazy. Well let's just say you and Juice need to come to Minneapolis next summer!

[MAX]

Let's hope RothChats comes back soon........

:gulp:

Fuck you're obsessed.

Peeps like Dan and myself were members here looooooooooooong before yourself so just chill dude. wtf?

[Dan]

Fuck you're obsessed.

Peeps like Dan and myself were members here looooooooooooong before yourself so just chill dude. wtf?

Big Amen to That.

[Anonymous]

watching the rothchats line back up over here at army after they dissed us for a year is kinda like watching the ants retunneling their way to the bread crumbs you put at the surface after up-ending the thing burying everybody.

Some die, some don't come back and just lay as-dead, but theres always those same, strong few who will give expend their very last gasp for that crumb.. each time you rotate the antfarm frame 180 degrees you know..

Who the fuck is "us"?

Clueless piece of shit.

Die. :wow2:

[NATEDOG001976]

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Dan's a Roller, don't mees with him.

[IceCreamBlondie]

See Lounge, we can agree on something!

:smiley-lol:

BTW, life is brighter with kiwis

[NATEDOG001976]

:smiley-lol:

BTW, life is brighter with kiwis

Blondie, you are one cool cat. I know I talked to you on the phone at Juice's house..good stuff..but, we gotta meet sometime down the road. Maybe at a future VH show with all of the RF peeps!

[Dan]

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Cheers Nate. :bottle:

[NATEDOG001976]

Cheers Nate. :bottle:

Good stuff, Kiwi music!

[Reverberator]

Fack orf!

[Dan]

Fack orf!

Get A Couple Of Tarts Up You.:D

[IceCreamBlondie]

Cheers Nate. :bottle:

Ah yes, I remember the Teddy Boy look! Thanks for posting..I never saw this video before!

BTW, didn't the Split Enz have Tim Finn in it?

[NATEDOG001976]

Ah yes, I remember the Teddy Boy look! Thanks for posting..I never saw this video before!

BTW, didn't the Split Enz have Tim Finn in it?

I think so, he was in Crowded House for a bit also.

[ace diamond]

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/dankiwi/100_0854_0001.jpg (http://http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/dankiwi/100_0854_0001.jpg)

Time Out With My US Big Brother.:D
the juice still with his sunburn from the juice tour of soc cal with me!!!

no sign of his face-plant and broken nose.......it had a couple of months to heal up by the time you saw him, danno............BTW......I'M PLANNING ON ATTENDING THE DAN TOUR 2010 @ THE JUICE DUNGEON WITH YOU, JUICE, NATE, MUG, AND ME.

[ace diamond]

Green is gouda! :baaa:


:stoned-smiley: :biggrin: :give-the-finger: :beers8: :bottle: :gulp: :guzzle: :fighting0061: :war: :monekyl: :hagar1:
:fighting0043: :rockit: :killer:

[Dan]

I Love Summer.:D

[NATEDOG001976]

I Love Summer.:D

Dan, it was chilly when you came to Wisconsin. It was crazy, 60 in July? WTF? It should of been 85 and sunny!

[Dan]

Nate,Call Juice.:D

[Dan]

Like I Said Hairy Is In For 2010.:D

http://http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/dankiwi/001-1.jpg

[standin]

Hey howdy!
Kiwi's are cool. The are the one that still do the polar plunge.
I framed up a picture but this is your thread.
Great pic!
Happy new Year!

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

looks a little gay if you ask me.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

looks a little gay if you ask me.

nobody will EVER ask your opinion

[Dan]

looks a little gay if you ask me.

LOL,Just Cos I Look After Myself Doesn't Make Me Gay.:rolleyes:

BTW.....I Bet To Would Take 20 Pounds Of Flour To Find Your Wet Patch.:D

[Diamondjimi]

Yeah, dip her in flour.Lift 3 folds, pull one back and start ploughing. :barf:

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

LOL,Just Cos I Look After Myself Doesn't Make Me Gay.:rolleyes:

BTW.....I Bet To Would Take 20 Pounds Of Flour To Find Your Wet Patch.:D


Yeah, dip her in flour.Lift 3 folds, pull one back and start ploughing. :barf:

arseholes,the two of you.

[Dan]

Dont Cry In Your Flour.:D

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

kiss my ass chachi.

[Anonymous]

Hey c'mon guys, don't be rough on Gayr's girlfriend... poor thing has to endure enough already. :)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Not Really,They Both Suck Cock.:D

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

gary says he's only tryed it a couple of times and that it doesnt really make him gay.it was during 3 ways.he says because there was a woman there it aint gay.
gross.

[NATEDOG001976]

looks a little gay if you ask me.

Hey, Don't fuck with Dan!

He's a cool cat. Don't make me go hockey beat down on you!

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

are you his boyfriend?

how much did your mom pay for that tatoo,or is it one of those temprary jobs?

[Dan]

are you his boyfriend?

how much did your mom pay for that tatoo,or is it one of those temprary jobs?

Maybe You Should Shut Both Your Holes.:hitch::biggrin:

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

you need to shut your shithole. i'm gonna take a bus to your town and break my foot off in your ass.piwi.

[Dan]

you need to shut your shithole. i'm gonna take a bus to your town and break my foot off in your ass.piwi.

LOL,A Bus?

You Mean Like Three Planes Where You Live.

BTW.....I Have Checked Too.:biggrin:

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

what the hell are you talkin about?

[NATEDOG001976]

are you his boyfriend?

how much did your mom pay for that tatoo,or is it one of those temprary jobs?

LOL,

The tat is real, unike that fake name you made up. Really? Why do this?

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

lefty is my nickname arsehole.its what gary calls me.
it's gonna be 13 years this april.so fuck off.

that tatoo is real? looks like its tatood on a pigs back.

[Dan]

what the hell are you talkin about?

I'm Talking About Where You Live In The States.:D

It Would Take Three Flights To Get To Where I Live.:hitch:

[Diamondjimi]

Not the sharpest tack in the box is she, eh Dan-O?! :biggrin:

[Sensible Shoes]

lefty is my nickname arsehole.its what gary calls me.
it's gonna be 13 years this april.so fuck off.

that tatoo is real? looks like its tatood on a pigs back.

Why is your photo on a facebook profile for a "Neil O'Connor", member of the REVOX music group, and a page called "Tattoos and Tattoo Art"?

[Dan]

Not the sharpest tack in the box is she, eh Dan-O?! :biggrin:

Did I Say The States,I Mean North America.:D:hitch:

Make Sure You Stay Warm Too.

[Dan]

Why is your photo on a facebook profile for a "Neil O'Connor", member of the REVOX music group, and a page called "Tattoos and Tattoo Art"?

Holy Shit,Move Over Sherlock Holmes,Shoes Is On The Case.:hitch:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Not the sharpest tack in the box is she, eh Dan-O?! :biggrin:

nor the smartest peanut in the turd.

[Sensible Shoes]

What say you, Neil, to the good people of the Army? Explanations?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

2086we wanna go here someday....meet ya there dan.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

oh boy another one.thats a long way to go for a hook up.

[Dan]

What say you, Neil, to the good people of the Army? Explanations?

We Are Still Waiting For A Answer?:biggrin:

[Sensible Shoes]

It's getting quite interesting behind the scenes.

[Dan]

You Mean,Neil Is A Tail-Gunner From Way Back?

[Dan]

2086we wanna go here someday....meet ya there dan.

Pete's Brother,'Moeraki' is usually translated as 'sleepy sky'.

The South Island Of New Zealand Is So Cool.

Make Sure You Take Your Fishing Rods With You.:hitch:

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

It's getting quite interesting behind the scenes.

it sure is.
you sure are a sexy talker.its ok i dig women to.;)

[Dan]

it sure is.
you sure are a sexy talker.its ok i dig women to.;)

Go Suck On Gary's Balls.:D

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

go shave your chest.girly boy.

[Dan]

You Shave Your Chest,First.:D

BTW.....And Do Something About Those Hairy Nipples You Have Too.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

your funny.

[Dan]

But You Are Not.:D

[jharp84]

Don't be fukkin wid' my homeboy! Ya fukkin piece! :pullinghair:

[jharp84]

Dano! Fukk these "aliases" there a waste of space! I hear RF is comin' bakk? :biggrin:

[Dan]

So Is 70's,Hairy Muffs.:D

[NATEDOG001976]

So Is 70's,Hairy Muffs.:D

I'm all for that.

[Dan]

I'm all for that.

Nate,I Didn't That You Had A 70's Hairy Muff.:D:hitch:

[JJ Hobson]

My Name Is Dan,I Like Long Walks On The Beach And Love Sexy legs And Toe-Jam. :D

"Sexy legs", huh? ... Heck, I love 'most ANYTHING sexy--so long as it belongs to a female--and not one of those "females" that was "formerly" male, LOL! :biggrin:

Oh, and I just looooooove those TV commercials where they show a pair of legs, and then pan up to show a man's upper body and face--NOT!!! ...

[Dan]

Sorry,No Pictures Of My Sexy Legs For You.:D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Overloaded Car Leads to Beer Arrest (http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpps/news/dpgo-overloaded-car-leads-to-beer-arrest-fc-20100126_5775793)

dan? you had nothing to do with this?

[Dan]

Overloaded Car Leads to Beer Arrest (http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpps/news/dpgo-overloaded-car-leads-to-beer-arrest-fc-20100126_5775793)

dan? you had nothing to do with this?

Cheers.:bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Get back to Lefty. Why "Lefty"? Does this have to do with some masturbation issues?

[Anonymous]

Get back to Lefty. Why "Lefty"? Does this have to do with some masturbation issues?

Lefty is Gayr's nickname for his imaginary girlfriend.

This alias is Gayr's dream come true.

Really, woman... you should pay more attention!

Cheers! :bottle:

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

Lefty is Gayr's nickname for his imaginary girlfriend.

This alias is Gayr's dream come true.

Really, woman... you should pay more attention!

Cheers! :bottle:

alias.what the hell are you on about.
easy does it pork chop.stop talkin smack about gary .dont make me break my foot off in your ass.
he is a prince.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

Get back to Lefty. Why "Lefty"? Does this have to do with some masturbation issues?

are you hitting on me again.your a bit old for me.

[Dan]

are you hitting on me again.your a bit old for me.

Get Out Of My Thread,Asshole.:hitch:

[Guitar Shark]

Somebody moved this thread? It was the hottest thing going in my forum, goddammit!! ;)

[Sensible Shoes]

alias.what the hell are you on about.
easy does it pork chop.stop talkin smack about gary .dont make me break my foot off in your ass.
he is a prince.

Here we go with the "on about" shit again. And who are you calling pork chop, you lard assed, jean seam splitting, pork rind eating mass of jiggling flesh? I ain't trashing Gar, honey. That masterbation comment had to do with which hand you used, you flatulating idiot.

As for me being too old? You'd be lucky to have a 100 year old corpse, man or woman, hit on you.

And I'd break MY foot off in YOUR ass, if I could distinguish it from any other part of your gelatinous body.


Take that alias.

[Sensible Shoes]

Lefty is Gayr's nickname for his imaginary girlfriend.

This alias is Gayr's dream come true.

Really, woman... you should pay more attention!

Cheers! :bottle:

I am practicing being a true "Army" venom spitter. Leave me be!

[Dan]

Somebody moved this thread? It was the hottest thing going in my forum, goddammit!! ;)

I Get More Love In This Fourm Then Yours.:D:hitch:

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

Get Out Of My Thread,Asshole.:hitch:

go pluck your eyebrows girly boy.

[Dan]

go pluck your eyebrows girly boy.

Go Shave You Back,Legs And Face,BigFoot.:hitch::biggrin:

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

Here we go with the "on about" shit again. And who are you calling pork chop, you lard assed, jean seam splitting, pork rind eating mass of jiggling flesh? I ain't trashing Gar, honey. That masterbation comment had to do with which hand you used, you flatulating idiot.

As for me being too old? You'd be lucky to have a 100 year old corpse, man or woman, hit on you.

And I'd break MY foot off in YOUR ass, if I could distinguish it from any other part of your gelatinous body.


Take that alias.

what the hell are you on about now granny.
your sure your not into women.i know a couple of dikes who talk the same way you do.very foul.
whats a alias?

[Dan]

http://http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/dankiwi/Dad010.jpg

My Sister's 40th Birthday Party.:D

A D Party,Come As Anything Starting With D.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

you went as...? Dan the blondie?

[Dan]

David Coverdale.:D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

nice !

[Anonymous]

I am practicing being a true "Army" venom spitter. Leave me be!

Spitting is bad. :)

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

A lot of 'England' flags in that place Dan - the Kiwi's showing the Brits the love, huh?

[Dan]

A lot of 'England' flags in that place Dan - the Kiwi's showing the Brits the love, huh?

Binnie,My Sisiter's 40th Birthday Party Was At The Local Soccer Club.:D