George Bush Top 10 Moments - David Letterman Show [Archive]

DEMON CUNT

01-10-2009, 04:15 PM

LoungeMachine

01-10-2009, 04:19 PM

After you are done laughing remember that if you voted for Bush, you voted for war and recession.

Easy big fella.

One more comment like this and I'll have you BANNED.

fucking trouble maker.

:gulp:

DEMON CUNT

01-10-2009, 04:31 PM

Easy big fella.

One more comment like this and I'll have you BANNED.

fucking trouble maker.

Yikes! :splooge:

LoungeMachine

01-10-2009, 04:35 PM

Yikes! :splooge:

Strike two.

I have an itchy banning finger.....

Play nice.

And dont forget the reacharound this time.....

:mad:

DEMON CUNT

01-10-2009, 04:39 PM

Strike two.

I have an itchy banning finger.....

Play nice.

And dont forget the reacharound this time.....

:mad:

If I promise to vote for Clay Aiken during the next season of American Idle do you promise not to fire up that itchy banning finger of yours?

LoungeMachine

01-10-2009, 04:41 PM

"I wouldn't be knocking Clay Aiken if I were you"

Dr.SaddBalls on his hero

:gulp:

Okay, I'm going to watch the vid now, and thank all that is good that THE SOCIOPATHIC, SOULLESS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONE IN 10 DAYS.

LoungeMachine

01-10-2009, 04:45 PM

Classic shit.

The one where the TeLePromPter goes out, and he's stuck there without a thought in his head, is the true essence of the guy right there...

Dumb as a box of hammers.

:gulp:

Guitar Shark

01-10-2009, 06:00 PM

The left hand / right hand thing was funny as well.

Comedians everywhere will be sad to see him gone.

Dr. Love

01-10-2009, 06:04 PM

If I promise to vote for Clay Aiken during the next season of American Idle do you promise not to fire up that itchy banning finger of yours?

I wouldn't worry about his banning finger, it's usually busy with another itchy part of his body.

LoungeMachine

01-10-2009, 06:06 PM

I wouldn't worry about his banning finger, it's usually busy with another itchy part of his body.

And it usually doesn't pass the sniff test......

:gulp:

GO-SPURS-GO

01-10-2009, 06:06 PM

if you voted for Bush, you voted for war and recession.

I agree that this war IS embarrassing to any person who voted for Bush, and the $650 billion spent is absolutely pathetic. BUT!! I do think you’re not being fair by that statement. Couldn't I say that whoever voted for Obama voted to kill babies in abortion clinics? Bush is pro-war and Obama is pro-abortion. Same thing if you ask me. Where am I going wrong? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-398.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Scared-Smileys/)

Hey… I just saw that you got banned. What happened? I clicked on that link in your sig but it doesn’t display.

kwame k

01-10-2009, 06:08 PM

Dumb as a box of hammers.

:gulp:

How dare you insult Hammers that way.......take it back motherfucker....take it back!

LoungeMachine

01-10-2009, 06:09 PM

Couldn't I say that whoever voted for Obama voted to kill babies in abortion clinics? .

You could say it....

But you'd be making an ass of yourself, and using a terrible analogy/comparison

But that never stopped you before.

:gulp:

GO-SPURS-GO

01-10-2009, 06:13 PM

You could say it....

But you'd be making an ass of yourself, and using a terrible analogy/comparison

But that never stopped you before.

:gulp:

;) :cool:

kwame k

01-10-2009, 06:15 PM

LoungeMachine

01-10-2009, 06:17 PM

RePukes would never actually want to overturn Roe.

They want the issue more than the results.

:gulp:

DEMON CUNT

01-10-2009, 07:26 PM

Couldn't I say that whoever voted for Obama voted to kill babies in abortion clinics? Bush is pro-war and Obama is pro-abortion. Same thing if you ask me. Where am I going wrong?

Hey… I just saw that you got banned. What happened? I clicked on that link in your sig but it doesn’t display.

Not at all. Abortion is not the problem, unwanted pregnancy is the problem. Work to end (or at least greatly decrease) unwanted pregnancies and you will lower abortion rates as a result.

Got banned over at RothFarts by an uber-douche of a moderator. The link should work, try again. It is a screen shot of the banning message from their lame wanna be Roth fan site. Read about my banning here: http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53380

DEMON CUNT

01-10-2009, 07:27 PM

RePukes would never actually want to overturn Roe.

They want the issue more than the results.

:gulp:

Absolutely. Nothing fires up the base more than abortion and gay marriage.

LoungeMachine

01-10-2009, 08:10 PM

Absolutely. Nothing fires up the base more than abortion and gay marriage.

Meanwhile, they enjoy the highest rates of abortions while RePukes are in office, and closeted pole smoking RePuke congressmen...

hideyoursheep

01-10-2009, 08:15 PM

I love this..

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"The Taliban er histry"

Fucking asshole.

kwame k

01-10-2009, 08:19 PM

Damn and only ten more days to go..........Funny clips guys!

hideyoursheep

01-10-2009, 10:41 PM

This is one soon-to-be former president that won't be out there doing any diplomatic shmoozing on behalf of any administration.

GO-SPURS-GO

01-11-2009, 04:16 AM

When you do the math.........there have been more Pro-Life Presidents for a longer period of time than Pro-Choice Presidents.......So, if a President has control over abortion........Repukes have had how many years to over-turn Roe v Wade?

RePukes would never actually want to overturn Roe.

They want the issue more than the results.

:gulp:

Nothing fires up the base more than abortion and gay marriage.

You guys are probably right. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sad-smileys-308.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Sad-Smileys/)

Nickdfresh

01-11-2009, 09:51 AM

I agree that this war IS embarrassing to any person who voted for Bush, and the $650 billion spent is absolutely pathetic. BUT!! I do think you’re not being fair by that statement. Couldn't I say that whoever voted for Obama voted to kill babies in abortion clinics?

Um, I missed that vote...

I think Bush has killed a few Iraqi and Afghan babies actually though...

And Israeli is good at collaterally damaging Palestinian ones...

Bush is pro-war and Obama is pro-abortion. Same thing if you ask me. Where am I going wrong? http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-398.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Scared-Smileys/)

Hey… I just saw that you got banned. What happened? I clicked on that link in your sig but it doesn’t display.

Um, do I really need to explain how war actively kills babies and that Obama isn't "for abortion," but for the "woman's right to choose."

Nickdfresh

01-11-2009, 09:54 AM

Not at all. Abortion is not the problem, unwanted pregnancy is the problem. Work to end (or at least greatly decrease) unwanted pregnancies and you will lower abortion rates as a result.

Got banned over at RothFarts by an uber-douche of a moderator. The link should work, try again. It is a screen shot of the banning message from their lame wanna be Roth fan site. Read about my banning here: http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53380

It's embarrassing. Really, why did he ever give that wingnut mod power?

And while I was at Rothfans for a while, I got sick of the whole "this is not the Army!" comments ever three seconds. Well, great. Then why did you copy the Army forums set-up verbatim?

jhale667

01-11-2009, 11:37 AM

...Just don't post shit pics and you guys will be fine...:lol:

DEMON CUNT

01-11-2009, 12:32 PM

It's embarrassing. Really, why did he ever give that wingnut mod power?

And while I was at Rothfans for a while, I got sick of the whole "this is not the Army!" comments ever three seconds. Well, great. Then why did you copy the Army forums set-up verbatim?

Yeah, it is perplexing. Maybe Warham felt like throwing his fellow conservative a bone. After years of failure, MsAssVibe-Aiken is finally able to deliver some payback.

DEMON CUNT

01-11-2009, 12:34 PM

...Just don't post shit pics and you guys will be fine...:lol:

And yet sometimes shit pics must be posted! :rockit2:

I started the shit pic spam once MsSaddbawls confirmed that he was going to ban me. I had a couple minutes, so I let the shit fly.

jhale667

01-11-2009, 12:56 PM

And yet sometimes shit pics must be posted! :rockit2:

I started the shit pic spam once MsSaddbawls confirmed that he was going to ban me. I had a couple minutes, so I let the shit fly.

Pre-shit confirmation, you say? Hmmm... ;)

DEMON CUNT

01-11-2009, 01:36 PM

Pre-shit confirmation, you say? Hmmm... ;)

I wrote something like "It would be a honor to be banned by a #!@$ like you." And DrAikensBitch responded with something like "request granted." So I jumped in with some shit pic spam sure to delight the moderators of that forum like never before.

I could sense the panic in AssVibe's cold dead heart as a picture of doggie poop (a metaphor, if you will, for the RothFarts Debates forum) appeared at the end of about ten threads. A few minutes later I found myself banned and no longer able to decorate the RothFarts cake with pics of fecal matter frosting. Alas, the party was over.

http://i44.tinypic.com/10qgu1c.jpg

After a complete and thorough clean up of the mess DrMaddVibe required some snuggle time with Clay to calm his rattled nerves.

"What a day, Clay." DrMaddVibe said. "That Demon Cunt was up to some real shenanigans in my precious Debates forum."

"I am sorry to hear that honey. Come over here and give your Clay Bear a big old hug." In Clay's warm embrace, DrMaddVibe quietly cried himself to sleep that night.

Dr. Love

01-11-2009, 01:52 PM

Engage rothfans.com drama thread mitosis!!

GO-SPURS-GO

01-12-2009, 03:21 AM

Um, I missed that vote...

I think Bush has killed a few Iraqi and Afghan babies actually though...

Um, do I really need to explain how war actively kills babies and that Obama isn't "for abortion," but for the "woman's right to choose."

No need to explain anything about “how war actively kills babies.” I’m full aware of that. If I was president we would only go to war to defend ourselves. But, the Nazi’s would probably still be killing the Jews if I was president, and that’s not good! I’m sure glad I’m not the one determining which wars ARE justified.

I felt Demon Cunt made a black and white statement so I thought one black and white statement deserved another. That’s all…http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-innocent-smileys-41.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Innocent-Smileys/)

Nickdfresh

01-12-2009, 10:21 AM

No need to explain anything about “how war actively kills babies.” I’m full aware of that. If I was president we would only go to war to defend ourselves. But, the Nazi’s would probably still be killing the Jews if I was president, and that’s not good! I’m sure glad I’m not the one determining which wars ARE justified.

I felt Demon Cunt made a black and white statement so I thought one black and white statement deserved another. That’s all…http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-innocent-smileys-41.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Innocent-Smileys/)

Just for the record, the Nazi decision to proceed with the Holocaust corresponds with America's entry into the War (at the Wannsee Conference (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wannsee_Conference) in early 1942 - the the HBO film "Conspiracy" for more info)...

GO-SPURS-GO

01-12-2009, 05:57 PM

Just for the record, the Nazi decision to proceed with the Holocaust corresponds with America's entry into the War (at the Wannsee Conference (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wannsee_Conference) in early 1942 - the the HBO film "Conspiracy" for more info)...

Thanks, Nick. I'll look around to see if I can find that movie.

jhale667

01-12-2009, 07:51 PM

I wrote something like "It would be a honor to be banned by a #!@$ like you." And DrAikensBitch responded with something like "request granted." So I jumped in with some shit pic spam sure to delight the moderators of that forum like never before.

The other moderator of Debates is me, you big dummy! :lol:
And name-calling aside :rolleyes:, the part I checked in on from work (didn't see the whole exchange), you were making an excellent point. But after the poo pics...can't help ya. Sorry! But it was good to see you showing up there. :gulp:

DEMON CUNT

01-12-2009, 08:09 PM

The other moderator of Debates is me, you big dummy! :lol:
And name-calling aside :rolleyes:, the part I checked in on from work (didn't see the whole exchange), you were making an excellent point. But after the poo pics...can't help ya. Sorry! But it was good to see you showing up there. :gulp:

I know, you big silly. That's why I said that.

I understand. I am not interested in going back there at all. At no point did I ever ask to be unbanned. There would be trouble with DrSaddBawls anyway. He is a simple neanderthal with a fragile ego.

Thank you for the kind words, jhale66.

ROTH ARMY is all I need.

ROTH ARMY forever, Holmes!

RothFans=VHLinks

jhale667

01-12-2009, 08:16 PM

I gotcha. :rockit2: The ARMY's where I got my start, I'll always be popping in here, too...

Though you wound me with the Links comparison...ow.

DEMON CUNT

01-12-2009, 08:31 PM

I gotcha. :rockit2: The ARMY's where I got my start, I'll always be popping in here, too...

Though you wound me with the Links comparison...ow.

I calls 'em likes I sees 'em. The similarities are undeniable.

No offense to you, though. You rule, jhale667. :rockit2:

LoungeMachine

01-13-2009, 05:04 AM

I calls 'em likes I sees 'em. The similarities are undeniable.

No offense to you, though. You rule, jhale667. :rockit2:

He does, indeed.

If for no other reason, his MUFF THREAD WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS A WORK OF ART.

He's no slouch on guitar, either.

But DC is right, the tagline over at Rothfarts should be....

"Hey, this aint The Army...........it's the Links, bitch"

:gulp:

Guitar Shark

01-13-2009, 03:06 PM

I've got nothing against DrMaddVibe personally, but the nickname coined by FORD (AssVibe) has to be one of the funniest I've seen for him.

jhale667

01-13-2009, 03:10 PM

He does, indeed.

If for no other reason, his MUFF THREAD WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS A WORK OF ART.

He's no slouch on guitar, either.

But DC is right, the tagline over at Rothfarts should be....

"Hey, this aint The Army...........it's the Links, bitch"

:gulp:

Thanks for the kind words...and yeah, we'll need to work on that last part...;)

LoungeMachine

01-13-2009, 03:26 PM

I've got nothing against DrMaddVibe personally, but the nickname coined by FORD (AssVibe) has to be one of the funniest I've seen for him.

Neither do I.

It was never personal to me.

But you can't bitch, piss, moan, and advertise yourself as the "Anti-Army", and then turn around and act JUST like that of which you complain.

Well, you can But expect people to call you out on it.

And I prefer my name for him: AssPipe.

Potato, Potato

:gulp:

LoungeMachine

01-13-2009, 03:27 PM

Thanks for the kind words...and yeah, we'll need to work on that last part...;)

Good luck with that......

:lol:

You and Terry seem to be the only sane ones left in the bunch....

:gulp: