Google Fight!

[Ally_Kat]

google fight (http://www.googlefight.com/)

:D

[alexpgrimes]

Pardon???

[Dr. Love]

Dr. Love (8 350 000 results) versus Ally_Kat (79 results)

The winner is: Dr. Love

Dr. Love (8 350 000 results) versus Van Halen (1 240 000 results)

The winner is: Dr. Love

Dr. Love (8 350 000 results) versus God (60 900 000 results)

The winner is: God

Can't win them all. :(

[FORD]

Number of results on Google for the keywords David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar:

David Lee Roth
( 480 000 results)

versus

Sammy Hagar
( 96 100 results)


The winner is: David Lee Roth

[FORD]

Howard Dean
(2 670 000 results)

versus

George Bush Jr
(1 480 000 results)


The winner is: Howard Dean

[FORD]

FORD
(27 800 000 results)

versus

George Bush Jr
(1 480 000 results)


The winner is: FORD :cool:

[Xocolatl]

Dildo: 12,100,000
Vibrator: 2,670,000

"Things that go buzz in the night" loses.

[DaveIsKing]

David Lee Roth- 449,000
Sammy Hagar- 91,000

Dave Is King- 7,700,000
Sammy Hagar- 91,000

Any Fool- 2,520,000
Sammy Hagar- 91,000

The World's Biggest Loser- 35,000
Sammy Hagar- 91,000

Well, at least Sammy won against the World's Biggest Loser- who is that? Gayry?

[DaveIsKing]

Also...

STEVE VAI- 159,000
EDDIE VAN HALEN- 57,300

King Edward is defeated by The Vai Meister

[smaz]

Van Halen ( 935 000 results)
versus
Van Hagar ( 80 200 results)

No surprise...........

Rock and Roll (6 160 000 results)
versus
Cheese Garbage ( 303 000 results)

Van Halen win again....

[smaz]

Downsize ( 172 000 results)
versus
Van Hagar ( 90 200 results)
Winner: Downsize - that's my band's name, who have only been around for a few weeks beating Van Hagar. Sweet.

[Xocolatl]

"eat a dick Sammy": 33,000
VS
"diamond Dave": 2,820,000

You've proven your point.

[ashstralia]

ha! smaz, 'downsize' is a word spammy needs to use at Mc D's!!!!!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by FORD
Number of results on Google for the keywords David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar:

David Lee Roth
( 480 000 results)

versus

Sammy Hagar
( 96 100 results)


The winner is: David Lee Roth


Ha ! This was the fight I tried before I even read your post. Quite a difference, hey !

[Panamark]

van halen ( 938 000 results)
versus
van hagar ( 78 500 results)

:D

[smaz]

David Lee Roth (480 000 results)
Versus
Sammy Hagar (WHO?????)

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Panamark
van halen ( 938 000 results)
versus
van hagar ( 78 500 results)

:D



seshmeister
(161 results)
versus
panamark
(84 results)


The winner is: seshmeister

[Jesus Christ]

Jesus Christ
(4 690 000 results)

versus

seshmeister
(161 results)


The winner is: Jesus Christ

[Seshmeister]

Give it time...:)

[Seshmeister]

Jesus Christ
(4 690 000 results)
versus
lingerie
(15 700 000 results)


The winner is: lingerie

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
(4 690 000 results)

versus

seshmeister
(161 results)


The winner is: Jesus Christ


Dr. Love
(9 800 000 results)

versus

Jesus Christ
(4 250 000 results)


The winner is: Dr. Love

[Seshmeister]

Ooof! :D



dr. love
(8 350 000 results)
versus
cock
(35 300 000 results)


The winner is: cock

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
seshmeister
(161 results)
versus
panamark
(84 results)


The winner is: seshmeister

The sad thing is combined we still dont beat Van Hagar :p

[Seshmeister]

I just did us because we are two with totally made up names.

[Big Troubles]

LOL Big Troubles got 922,000 in .44 seconds. Damn it. I still trail Jesus Christ. What does a guy have to do? Get nailed to a cross and bleed to death? :D

[Golden AWe]

sammy hagar
( 93 400 results)

versus

second biggest cocksucker in the world
( 7 000 results)


The winner is: sammy hagar

So Hagar is easily the biggest cocksucker in the world!!!

[Golden AWe]

AWe
(1 530 000 results)

versus

jesus christ
(4 760 000 results)


The winner is: jesus christ


Ha! I'm not that far behind!

[Golden AWe]

this is promising if I think of the upcoming summer:

do I get some
(17 600 000 results)

versus

or don't I
( 356 000 results)


The winner is: do i get some

[Mezro]

Sheep Fuckers
(23,900)

vs.

Capri Pants
(322,00)

Guess Capri Pants are always in style.

Mezro...time to make wooly pants

[Mezro]

Rectal Warts
(27,900)

VS.

Cabo Wabo
(18,320)

Looks like festering anus lumps are more popular than Cabo Wabo.

Mezro..so sorry Sam

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
I just did us because we are two with totally made up names.

It would have been interesting to see the result if the old Army
site was still in the Google Database :)

[David Van Via]

:eek: Michael Anthony beats Billy Sheehan. Oh well.....l I guess the far superior and more skillful bass player always wins.

[seenbad]

seenbad
(504 results)

versus

seshmeister
(489 results)




The winner is: seenbad

I always knew it was close, but never lacked the confidence that I always held the edge. :cool:

[Seshmeister]

I don't want to sound petty about this but you only won because a Russian fan of Japanese films posts as seenbad too...:)

http://subtitles.ee/subtitles.php?translator=17&page=1

[Coyote]

Coyote
(1 870 000 results)

versus

The World
(265 000 000 results)


The winner is: The World

Goddamnit. :D

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

PIECE OF SHIT
( 838 000 results)

SAMMY HAGAR
( 119 000 results)

winner is: PIECE OF SHIT

[wr830]

roth
(3 860 000 results)

versus

hagar
( 395 000 results)

The winner is: roth

Saw that coming!!
Roth on!!

[Seshmeister]

I think it's amazing that seshmeister now gets more hits than Sammy Hagar did in 2004. :)

The huge rise in hits on stuff like Eddie Van Halen has a lot more to do with the massive increase in the internet than his career improving. It's also odd that Steve Vai still has massively more hits than him, anyone know why?

[Angel]

The World
(265 000 000 results)


The winner is: The World

Angel
(1 310 000 000) I win :biggrin:

[Dr. Love]

Ooof! :D



dr. love
(8 350 000 results)
versus
cock
(35 300 000 results)


The winner is: cock

Dr. Love
163 000 000 results
versus
cock
37 600 000 results


The winner is: Dr. Love


Although strangely I don't feel like the winner after that battle

[Seshmeister]

I expected that cock would have gone up more in that time...

[Dr. Love]

I expected to get crushed by cock, but I guess that as time goes by cock goes up less and less.