Today is "Dr. Love is Awesome" Day

[LoungeMachine]

How will you celebrate this grate occasion?

Post in your bathrobe?

Bump Jizzystool Threads?

*warning*

Now that you have read this thread, if you DO NOT wish Dr. Love an awesome day, your entire profile and posting history will be deleted.

:hula::lookie::sex::bottle:

[Sarge]

Dr Love.. I invited him to my wedding in 2004. It was in his town.
Honestly he could have showed up and I didn't know it. I was looking for a black guy, because that is what he was reporting himself to be here on the forums.
The only people I saw was a bunch of old pasty white folks and some fine Latina Honeys.
I was neither. It was May in Texas and my applesacks were in mid summer form.

Breasts,
Sarge

[Dr. Love]

lol I was at my own college graduation. You could have shown up and I'd've never known either!

[Coyote]

How will you celebrate this grate occasion?

A beer shall be sacrificed in his honor.

:gulp:

There.

[Redballjets88]

Happy awesome day Dr. Love!

[Guitar Shark]

I was looking for a black guy, because that is what he was reporting himself to be here on the forums.


Sadly, it turns out that this was nothing but a misguided effort to conceal the fact that he has a very small penis.

Whoops, there goes my profile and posting history. Happy DLIAD, everybody!

[Sarge]

lol I was at my own college graduation. You could have shown up and I'd've never known either!

It's cool.
My feelings were hurt though.
I probably won't get married but 2 or 3 more times in my life and you missed it.
:guzzle:
Breasts,
Sarge

[Dr. Love]

The first time is just practice. I'll be there when you go pro.

[LoungeMachine]

Never diss a practice wife.....

Having one helped me to remain married lo these 16 years...

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Sadly, it turns out that this was nothing but a misguided effort to conceal the fact that he has a very small penis.

!


Should I post the "how would you know" joke, would that be too easy even by my standards?

:gulp:

[Dr. Love]

Sadly, it turns out that this was nothing but a misguided effort to conceal the fact that he has a very small penis.

Whoops, there goes my profile and posting history. Happy DLIAD, everybody!

2 small penises, actually.

[Reverberator]

Many crappy returns of the DLIA day.

[LoungeMachine]

2 small penises, actually.

Is it not penii ?

Read it somehwere here, and since this place is silly with penile information......

:gulp:

[Dr. Love]

you dummy, it's not spelled penus

and I'm pretty sure it's not latin either

[Nickdfresh]

Is it not penii ?

.....

:gulp:



Didn't Pink Floyd play there once?

[Dr. Love]

I'd like to take this opportunity to say fuck you to Seshmeister and Knuckleboner.

That will be all.

[LoungeMachine]

Grown men getting worked up over 8-bit online video games....

LOVE IT

:gulp:

[Dr. Love]

not as much as you love little boys, I bet!

[LoungeMachine]

not as much as you love little boys, I bet!

well, duh.

:gulp:

[Dr. Love]

lol...

[Seshmeister]

I'd like to take this opportunity to say fuck you to Seshmeister and Knuckleboner.

That will be all.

Coming soon Dr Love is Second Best Day. :)

[Dr. Love]

wat!!

[Sarge]

The first time is just practice. I'll be there when you go pro.

Already practiced and rolled that one out.
Do you know her? You might have fucked her. She is the one that loves the anal.. then oral. Sound familiar?

The breath was less than pleasant on her..

[chefcraig]

Do you know her? You might have fucked her. She is the one that loves the anal.. then oral. Sound familiar?

The breath was less than pleasant on her..

I may have dated her sister. That was the one thing about her I truly admired, her sense of self esteem. As I recall, she had none.

[Sarge]

I may have dated her sister. That was the one thing about her I truly admired, her sense of self esteem. As I recall, she had none.

Really.. we might be talking about the same person.
I Liked to put her legs behind her ears. When she dumped, a bunch of semen fell out.

When you were hanging around this girls sister ... and she got off the couch did it looked like she had just "broke her water".
Then she got down and lapped it up like a dog?

If so then that was me dude, that was my nut.


Breasts,

[LoungeMachine]

:lol:


Why this is not in MAIN is beyond me.......

:gulp:

[chefcraig]

Were you ever around this girls sister ... and when she got off the couch it looked like she had just "broke her water".

Worse...she borrowed my bike once, and when she returned it the seat was missing. And large? When she'd put on her BVD's after sex, the label would spell out Boulevard. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-scared-smileys-716.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Scared-Smileys/)

[Ally_Kat]

Dr Love is awesome with me every night.


That is all.

[LoungeMachine]

Oh shit......

Chick is here, everybody.....seem mature !!!!

:cool:

[chefcraig]

Oh shit......

Chick is here, everybody.....seem mature !!!!


Hoover: Will you tell those assholes to shut up?
Boon: Hey! Shut up you assholes!

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/5000/anotkx7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[LoungeMachine]

Nice.

Well played.

Anytime one can insert VP John Hoynes, it's a good thread....

:gulp:

[GAR]

lol I was at my own college graduation.

Hey why not repost that term paper of yours - the funny one you did back then..

[Dr. Love]

which one, about Lightning!! ?

[GAR]

Sorry, it's been that long. I just remember spitting coffee from it, that was pretty good.

[Dr. Love]

http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/blix797/Essay/essay2.html
http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/blix797/Essay/essay1.gif

[knuckleboner]

I'd like to take this opportunity to say fuck you to Seshmeister and Knuckleboner.

That will be all.

well that's not very awesome of you.

but it is the response i was hopiing for...

[Dr. Love]

When Dr. Love says it on "Dr. Love is awesome day", it IS awesome.

[knuckleboner]

i stand corrected, sir.

apparently, the knuckleboner is the one lacking awesomeness.

[chefcraig]

i stand corrected, sir.

apparently, the knuckleboner is the one lacking awesomeness.

Shit man, ya never know...perhaps your day is coming. Keep a positive spirit. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/cool/cool-smiley-011.gif

[LoungeMachine]

knuckleboner is awesome day?

:lol:

You'll see Edward Van Halen Appreciation Day first.....

:gulp:

[chefcraig]

knuckleboner is awesome day?

:lol:

You'll see Edward Van Halen Appreciation Day first.....


I said perhaps...

[LoungeMachine]

dont parse words with me, beeyatch.

:gulp:

[Dr. Love]

don't give boner false hope you guys... ;)

[knuckleboner]

he's right guys (though no longer necessarily awesome.)

that's just mean, man...

[Dr. Love]

well well well, guess who has an anniversary today

[Seshmeister]

So are you awesome every year? :)

[ace diamond]

How will you celebrate this grate occasion?
:hula::lookie::sex::bottle:

i shall smoke a bowl of my best reefer in the good doctors' honor.

[Dr. Love]

So are you awesome every year? :)

Only on 1/27, after that I revert to my former lameness

[ace diamond]

jan. 27, 1995..........the day i graduated high school.
fuck has it really been 15 fucking years already?
sorry doc, now to smoke that bowl............

[Unchainme]

Only on 1/27, after that I revert to my former lameness

Dr. Love is indeed awesome.

Pkease say you still have that thread of you owning jizzystar. I will be eternally grateful, as I'm having trouble finding it.

[ace diamond]

doc, this first hit of smoking green is for you.
it's the sweet leaf!

[Unchainme]

doc, this first hit of smoking green is for you.
it's the sweet leaf!

http://dualinity.wippiespace.com/pics/attention-whore-advisory-system.jpg

Hey Dr. Love, we got a new person for you to own.

[Dr. Love]

Dr. Love is indeed awesome.

Pkease say you still have that thread of you owning jizzystar. I will be eternally grateful, as I'm having trouble finding it.

Mezro deleted it, I think. In feedback there's a thread by jizzy whining. I linked the pages I saved there.

[ace diamond]

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[GAR]

Dr Love has been one of my favorite posters forever.. only two more hours now before it's another official Dr Love day!

[ZahZoo]

Only on 1/27, after that I revert to my former lameness

Even a broken clock gets it right twice a day...

Make it a day, Doc!!

[Dr. Love]

It ebbs and flows... today is the most awesome I'll be all year. And then each day I will slowly get less awesome until around 7/27 (also known as Dr. Love Is Lame Day), after which I will slowly become more awesome again.

[Seshmeister]

I prefered the old "Dr. Love is Awesome Day" before it got so commercialised.

It all seems to be about spending money in bars or who drinks the most these days.

We need to get back to the core values of DLIA day of making puns and silly pictures.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

soooo, it's your awesomeness solstice?

[Nickdfresh]

Hoover: Will you tell those assholes to shut up?
Boon: Hey! Shut up you assholes!

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/5000/anotkx7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LMFAO in a moment I needed it! :biggrin::(

[Guitar Shark]

Mezro deleted it, I think.

This must have occurred on Dr. Love Is Lame Day. There is no way a Dr. Love thread can be deleted unless his Awesomeness quotient is at its weakest point.

[Seshmeister]

I think it happened during the Mezro is Lame decade.

[LoungeMachine]

Decade?

Should have his own era, or age.....

:gulp:

Back in the Mezro Age, entire muff threads were deleted.....

[Seshmeister]

I heard a rumor that back in those days there were 'Webmasters' that were so silly they didn't know the difference between hard disk space and bandwidth but surely that can't be true???

[LoungeMachine]

I heard a rumor that back in those days there were 'Webmasters' that were so silly they didn't know the difference between hard disk space and bandwidth but surely that can't be true???

They tore out entire cave walls to make room for more stuff.......

:gulp:

[Dr. Love]

I have a feeling Dr. Love is Lame Day may accidentally be occuring early this year in addition to its regularly scheduled occurrence...

[LoungeMachine]

I have a feeling Dr. Love is Lame Day may accidentally be occuring early this year in addition to its regularly scheduled occurrence...

It's a Dr. Love Leap Year according to my calendar......

:gulp:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I have a feeling Dr. Love is Lame Day may accidentally be occuring early this year in addition to its regularly scheduled occurrence...

not as long as ya keep pilin' bananas on chicks' laps. :biggrin:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

It ebbs and flows... today is the most awesome I'll be all year. And then each day I will slowly get less awesome until around 7/27 (also known as Dr. Love Is Lame Day), after which I will slowly become more awesome again.

wtf happened? Dr. Love is Lame Day: 01-28-2010

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Today's Events
Dr. Love is Lame Day: 01-28-2010
This Day in CVH/DLR History: 01-28-2010

[Dr. Love]

You were warned! Someone, on his most Awesome Day of the year, perhaps would have accidentally indicated the wrong day for when he would be at his Lamest!

[Dr. Love]

Another year, another DLIAD comes and goes...

[LoungeMachine]

This should be Stickied........24 hours a year.

:gulp:

[Blaze]

This should be Stickied........24 hours a year.

:gulp:

why? What is the logic?