THE HATE ThREAD

[Sarge]

I am not a very negative person. This thread is not for the daddy hating, emo wrist slicers, but for "US" normal people to list their everyday gripes.

That being said, there are several things that annoy the shit at me and get under my skin.

Please list all gripes below...

[Sarge]

I will start this off. People that talk in the 3rd person really annoy the shit out of me.

I once saw Jean Claude Van Damme on a talk show and I must say that he was the first person I have seen do that. Since then I have become more aware of it and notice when people do it. It is usually those people who really think the world revolves around them.
So fuck it...
The 1st hate on this thread is people that talk in the 3rd person.

Sarge Said it, and it is done.

:)

[LoungeMachine]

Does this mean I can no longer do all of my other hating in other threads? My hate of snot nosed brats, my hate of mass produced beer, my hate of spoiled pro athletes and their spoiled owners?

If so, then I hate you, Sarge.

Breasts,

LoungeHATEMachine

:gulp:

[chefcraig]

Bad drivers made worse by the overwhelming need to use a cell phone. Just who are these nitwits talking to, and what on Earth is so damned important that it must be discussed at 60 miles per hour?

Supposedly avid smokers whom never seem to have their own cigarettes, and feel a need to "bum one" the second I reach for my lighter. And stop standing around the doorway, you inconsiderate boobs. Non-smokers should not need to run through a guantlet of your smoke simply to walk into a fucking building.

Telemarketers asking for my father, who has been dead for a few years now.

Car stereo systems so loud that they rattle the lug nuts off the wheels. If you have a system with that sort of bass response, then at least play a Gov't Mule Live or Who CD.

That's enough for now.

[sadaist]

People who spell lose as loose. ie..."Don't fuck with me man, you will loose". WTF?! Loose is your mother, lose is your daily regimen of life. Get a fucking clue!


People who buy a house and never reset the damn sprinkler system from when it was originally installed with the sod. I see sprinklers running when it's raining, and the curbs in my neighborhood have a constant stream of water 24/7/365.


People who allow their dogs to bark CONSTANTLY. Get them some toys, a bone, a bark collar, train them, bring 'em inside when it's 20 degrees outside or raining, leave water out when it's hot, have shade for them to lay in, and keep food out for them.

I'll stop now because I also hate people who hate everything.:)

[Reverberator]

Everyone.

[Coyote]

Everything



































But seriously, elitism. Y'know, "VIP" anything, be it tickets, little sections in clubs...

[Sarge]

People who allow their dogs to bark CONSTANTLY. Get them some toys, a bone, a bark collar, train them, bring 'em inside when it's 20 degrees outside or raining, leave water out when it's hot, have shade for them to lay in, and keep food out for them.

I'll stop now because I also hate people who hate everything.:)

I can't stand people who let their dogs bark. I have a neighbor 2 houses down that has a dog that barks non-stop.
I combat it by playing loud guitar.
Every time I try to check my mail the dog is going berserk trying to fucking destroy me.

Fuck him in his roid riddled ass. I fuckin' hate that dog!

[Sarge]

I also hate single people or married people who have dogs and treat them like real people.
It's always the one's with no kids.
You know the kind.
The people that don't have kids so they treat their dogs like kids?

I work with a couple of people that talk about their dogs all day.
They take pictures with them, they bring them to functions with sweaters on.

Well, Fuck them and fuck their dogs.
Fuck them in their roid riddled asses!

Breasts,

[LoungeMachine]

[this from my previous rant-thread about PET PEEVES]

I fucking HATE those blue tooth ear sets, and the fucking TOOLS who walk around with them. You think you look cool, but you don't, moron.

And just because it's in your ear, WE CAN STILL HEAR YOUR STUPID CONVERSATION.

Fucking surfboards.

:gulp:

[Julius]

[this from my previous rant-thread about PET PEEVES]

I fucking HATE those blue tooth ear sets, and the fucking TOOLS who walk around with them. You think you look cool, but you don't, moron.

And just because it's in your ear, WE CAN STILL HEAR YOUR STUPID CONVERSATION.

Fucking surfboards.

:gulp:

Same here. God I hate those fucking things.

At the moment I hate people who consistently fail to live up to their word.

[Sarge]

People sound like they have tourette's when they use the blue tooth.
It's always the people that want to "look" important.. or cool.

Here in Italy it's mostly pay per minute. You don't see people talking on cell phones non stop because they pay for every minute they use.
It's really refreshing. I fucking hate cell phones and fuckers that use blue tooth headsets.
Fuck them in their roid riddled asses!!

[thome]

If life is 15 min of fame I am in the 12 hr of -Grumpy Old Man- syndrome.

Thome would hate to see thome in his old age pissing people off because thome is so pissed off at the people,that -the thome- must deal with..I believe thome is working on someones last nerve as thome speaks.

Is it third person If I speak third person... with a web created user personality............... thome will consult with himself yet, I believe he must know...lol:tongue0011:

Pojo had the best driving rant I have ever seen/read, don't know where it is? I was word for word with him.

I believe my post in it it was like, yeap that punk drafting me and passing within 3 inches of my drivers side bumper must have watched NASCAR yesterday.....I am 3 seconds away from tapping my brakes and watching the douch slide into the median and the concrete bridge abuttment and I am just going to drive on and laugh.....If you ain't rubbing it ain't racing PUNK!

I never will, but I just don't care to be treated like that.

[BITEYOASS]

My list is long, so I'll keep it short!

-Suburbs
-Subdivisions
-Home Owners associations
-Commuting more than 5 miles
-Driving on paved roads
-Douchebags on a power trip
-Malls
-99% of all Video Games
-Women you meet at a straight bar who claim they are a lesbian when you try to flirt with them (happened to me when I was single BTW).
-Attention whores with no talent
-SUVs
-Raves
-Christian Rock
-Politicians from either two major parties
-today's music (most of which is for pussies)
-self-therapy books

[BITEYOASS]

-Spectator sports that are not life threatening

[Reverberator]

Fucking swearing.

[Angel]

People that take you for granted!

[sadaist]

I HATE that Sarge didn't make this thread years ago.

[binnie]

Adults who read Harry Potter.........

Couple who INSIST on taking small children/babies into restaurants - do us all a favour and keep your little miracle at home until he/she can sit still for an hour without fuckin' screaming

People who complain about their jobs but are not actively looking for another - as though 'Mr Perfect Boss' is going to come knocking on your door. To quote Henry Rollins: "You say your job is a pain, it's dragging you down the drain, I think you'd rather complain than quit it."

People who have failed to instruct their children that it is REALLY annoying to talk at the movies. Why does every girl between the ages of 12 and 17 insist on doing this?

TV Talk shows with lie detector tests - what give you the right to play God in someone's life? TV talk show hosts are pimps of other people's misery.

People who think that Coldplay make deep and profound music. Coldplay is a band for people who wet the bed.

The person who keeps giving Kevin Costner work..........

[Reverberator]

Boring cunts.

[Julius]

People who think that Coldplay make deep and profound music. Coldplay is a band for people who wet the bed.

Exactly, exactly.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Geez, I could go on for HOURS with this one...

Let's see....

Aggressive drivers, mainly in their hick F-150's, who think they're Dale Fucking Earnhardt...

Women who use their teeth when giving head...

People who think we want to hear their conversations...

Every celebrity or athlete who just HAS to give credit "first of all" to God....

Smokers that lackadaiscally toss butts out the window....

And last but not least....

Van Hagar fans who hate all that is Roth but never saw The Mighty Van Halen....

[thome]

So I live in the suburban BLISS, and this broad probably someone's mother? I should be nicer to mothers, but I was shure she must be someone's mother cause she was walking a baby in a stroller, down the street..


Why, am I so mad, I'll tell you why ..she was walking "said baby"; coulda been a doll I don't know, but she was talking to it and then as she passed me ;(I was out in the yard ) she turned around backwards and was showing off her backwards walking bitch stroller talking to baby trick down the hill...

As a car was aproaching her from behind, all the while I am thinking as I always do with dumb bitch suburban mothers..

MY GADDAM TAXES AND THIS FINE CITY HAVE PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS... to provide -YOU- and all the citzens of this fine city with the fine sidewalk ten feet to your left BITCH!!


But I guess she needs the street to perform, probably goes back to her," I was hungry and needed the cashe" days....

I can see the headline "Street Walker Bitch and Her Kid Get's Owned By Some Douche in a MiniVan"....

[Blaze]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3336/3262313624_1398aaf1ea_o.jpg

[VanHalener]

I hate Woody Woodpecker!

Fucking troublemaker

[Terry]

People talking on cell phones while driving; put the fucking phone down and drive!! In fact, most of the time I am out in public and overhear cell phone conversations, it's the most inane shit that really doesn't need to be telephonically communicated to anyone, like how insecure does someone need to be if they are unable to get through life without tell someone else every little menial thing they are doing while they are doing it?

When I'm surfing porn sites and the link says "Hot Blonde MILF" and I click on it and it's some 400 lb black mambajamba walrus woman - this makes it very difficult to sustain an erection (not impossible, but difficult).

People who fail to use turn signals when driving.

Am in 100% agreement with children and restaurants and movie theaters; can't tell who is worse - the kids and their crying, or the parents who sit there and let them carry on doing it. Hey, fucktards, not for nothing, but it wasn't my intention when dropping a c-note for dinner or 30 bucks for a movie to have your kid screaming as part of the deal.

The current crop of celebrities in film, tv and music who have virtually no artistic talents but do have a skill-set for staying in the media eye, as well as the media outlets/paparazzi who oblige them and most of all the people who keep watching these stupid tabloid shows and reading these tabloid magazines thus perpetuating the whole cycle. The latest Jennifer Aniston media blitz, with her blathering on about Brad and Angelina and John Mayer...I'm puzzled as to how any of this matters to anybody. Too many A-List celebrities and far from enough A-List talents.

Movie remakes of old movies, old tv shows, movie sequels and general rehashing of what has already been done on movies and tv in general.

[Terry]

I hate Woody Woodpecker!

Fucking troublemaker

Woody Woodpecker...OLD Woody, was the fucking bomb!! Just a smart-ass Woodpecker who got his rocks off fucking with people.

That jizzbucket Andy Panda, however, WAS a certifiable piece of shit, as was that queer-ass penguin Chilly fucking Willy.

[VanHalener]

I hate the Fat Lady!

Why is it she has to sing before anything is over?

Bitch!

[hideyoursheep]

ATM fees.

People who let their dogs run loose to fuck with you, then scream when you kick the shit out of it.

Tailgaters..I've bagged 2 this year....no, it wasn't worth it.

Bluetooth Disease

People who scratch off their lottery at the fucking register.

Guys who smell like booze and ask me for money.

Thieves

Disrespectful people in general

Illinois Nazis

Bollywood movies

Tough-talking Hawks that never served, and have no damned intentions of ever doing so.

Domino's Pizza

Pizza Hut Pizza

Winter in Ohio

Lazy fuckers who work harder at avoiding work, than doing it.


The now senior citizen hippies who refused service, and disrespected people like my father.

The IRS

The FBI

The BBC

BB King

And Doris Day..

Dig it...

[Little Texan]

Crackheads walking up to me asking if I can spare a dollar
Asshole Drivers
People that gather in circles talking in grocery store aisles and won't get the fuck out of the way
Inconsiderate Assholes
Selfish Assholes
Lying Assholes
Thieving Assholes
Lazy Assholes
People that drive 20 mph under the posted speed limit
Old people that have no business driving a car
People that walk in the road and won't get out of it
People that ride their bicycles in the middle of the road and won't get out of it when a car comes
People (strangers, store clerks) always asking me how I'm doing...I HATE THAT!
Mornings
People telling me good morning
Mondays
Reality TV
People that have no clue what a turn signal is and how to use it
People that don't dim their lights
Assholes with loud, car rattling stereo systems that play their shit "music" loud exclusively to piss everyone else off
White kids who think they're black
The New England Patriots
The NY Yankees
The LA Lakers
Assholes in general
How the Bush Administration sent this country down the shitter
I'll think of more...

[Coyote]

Illinois Nazis



You too?

[thome]

I hate Woody Woodpecker!

Fucking troublemaker

My favorite Alias: if I was to have one, would be -Pecker Headed Wood Wrecker-.

You see it is a play on words of The Red Headed Wood Pecker.. do you get it ah ha ha ha ha ha hah ahhhh h h h ha!


Then... I could comment on how much I hate thomes comedy!:biggrin:

[binnie]

Every celebrity or athlete who just HAS to give credit "first of all" to God....



Oh man, that REALLY annoys the fuck out of me - largely because it always seems so insincere, but also because it is predicated on the view that God would have nothing better to do than helping you win a race.

[chefcraig]

Illinois Nazis


You too?

http://www.illinoisnazisfreefallin.ytmnd.com/

"I've always loved you..."

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1803/bluelj6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Sarge]

Every celebrity or athlete who just HAS to give credit "first of all" to God....
....
VA,
Then you don't want to see this video.
Thank God For Holyfield!
:barf:


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[binnie]

Holy's taken too many head shots..........

[sadaist]

I hate that you guys are ripping on Evander. :(

[binnie]

I hate that you guys are ripping on Evander. :(

Ain't ripping on him, he's one of my fav boxers. Arguably the best cruiserweight ever and a great heavy. That being said, his unshakable belief that God wants him to be champ again may very well end up with him getting seriously hurt at his age; and the claim to being so pious is frankly ridiculous in light of the amount of illilegitimate offspring he's fathered.

I respect him as a fighter immensely - he defines tough as far as I'm concerned....

[Little Texan]

I hate being called "sweetie"! Where do these women get off calling me "sweetie"? And these are not attractive women, either, but usually older, ugly, heavyset heifers calling me this. It would be a different story if it were beautiful women calling me "sweetie", but it's usually fat, ugly bitches! I'm not your fucking "sweetie", goddamnit! Can you imagine what would happen if a man were to walk up to a strange woman and call her "sweetie"? Chances are he'd get slapped upside his head!

[Sarge]

I hate being called "sweetie"! Where do these women get off calling me "sweetie"? And these are not attractive women, either, but usually older, ugly, heavyset heifers calling me this. It would be a different story if it were beautiful women calling me "sweetie", but it's usually fat, ugly bitches! I'm not your fucking "sweetie", goddamnit! Can you imagine what would happen if a man were to walk up to a strange woman and call her "sweetie"? Chances are he'd get slapped upside his head!
Isn't that the normal vocab of a Texas woman?

Where is Laneville Texas at?


Breasts,

[blonddgirl777]

I hate;

Children molestors... I'd like to see them all dead!

G.W. Bush (father and son) and all other similar mass murderers who get away with their actions...

My next door neighbor "The Unibrow", who won't eaven offer to pick up his cat's shit in MY flowers!

Drivers who would rather create an accident (or almost) instead of letting someone pass.

High priced hores such as an ex friend of mine; She started pimpin' herself at age 18 so she could go up the ladder of marrying rich men... Latest, she married this 66 years old French aristocrat (billionaire), made sure she'd have the most of the inheritance by making a baby with him.

Porn stars hores who claim out loud on TV shows that they LOVE what they do when in fact, they wouldn't do it if it wasn't for the money.

Women who can't take care of themselves and will do anything (like in the 2 statements above) for money. They make all the respectable women who are honest and hard working look bad and they give good reasons for men to complain...

Men who are in their middle age chrisis and won't accept to "act their age"... They think they can still have it goin' on with the 20 years olds... Unless they are able to deal with my ex-friend... Get with the program!

The dog barking and children missbehaving people (listed in above posts)...

The 3rd. person speaker... This is childish behavior. I also heard Antonio Banderas doing that.

Liars and hypocrits

Legal thieves; Bell Canada, Hydro Qu&#233;bec, Federal and Provincial governments (steeling 48 + &#37; of our income at source and more...)

That's about it!

[thome]

So I live in the suburban BLISS, and this broad probably someone's mother? I should be nicer to mothers, but I was shure she must be someone's mother cause she was walking a baby in a stroller, down the street..


Why, am I so mad, I'll tell you why ..she was walking "said baby"; coulda been a doll I don't know, but she was talking to it and then as she passed me ;(I was out in the yard ) she turned around backwards and was showing off her backwards walking bitch stroller talking to baby trick down the hill...

As a car was aproaching her from behind, all the while I am thinking as I always do with dumb bitch suburban mothers..

MY GADDAM TAXES AND THIS FINE CITY HAVE PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS... to provide -YOU- and all the citzens of this fine city with the fine sidewalk ten feet to your left BITCH!!


But I guess she needs the street to perform, probably goes back to her," I was hungry and needed the cashe" days....

I can see the headline "Street Walker Bitch and Her Kid Get's Owned By Some Douche in a MiniVan"....

Latest Update : did.. di ..di .idiot.... hot off the presses the "Street Walker Suburban Bliss, Mommy Prozac just kicked in Bitch" just blew past my window full speed downhill maybe 10mph with he baby stroller wheels a shakin and a smoking ...jogging at a flat out run with one hand on the stroller and one on her neck (checking pulse no doubt)I hope she doesn't trip ..?...It is 37 degrees out there and the baby is less than 3 months old...

[LoungeMachine]

I HATE the fucking Faux Hawk.

These douche tubes sweeping their hair up in the middle, thinking their so punk, but without the commitment of the real MoHawk.

IT'S TODAY'S FUCKING MULLET

assholes.

:gulp:

[VanHalener]

I hate that little Chicken Hawk that keeps trying to eat Foghorn Leghorn.

He's always getting in the way, trying to bite off more than he can chew, and acting all bad ass.

Foghorn should whack that little bastard!

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh53/f7jet/HenryChickenhawk.jpg

[VanHalener]

I hate that fucker Whimpy.
He's always begging.

GET A JOB YOU WORTHLESS MOOCH! :fufu:
http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq10/ahinojosa13/wimpy.jpg

[thome]

I hate the TV show I am watching right now ...some dude took a bass lure called a hula popper and scaled it up to -two foot long- and he is hauling/trolling it behind a 19ft long runaboat fishing boat on Loch Ness in Scotlans to try and catch Nessie the Loch Ness Monster ....I just want to drown myself in the stupidity ..

I guess he didn't watch the show ten years ago were the two local dudes brought out the 1 ft long nessie monster prop they made and put in the water in the original pics..

But, I guess I will like the rest of the idiots keep watching the same stupid "We Got Em This Time" show with a Buzz Bait on 10pd test...LOL:hee:

[VanHalener]

I hate Bigfoot, because he is so antisocial. Raise a camera and he splits posthaste, he doesn't pay national park entry fees, never bathes or combs his hair, and it's been said he likes to scare campers at night.

What a dick! Your time is coming, you bastard!

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/amb540/Bigfoot.jpg

[blonddgirl777]

I hate Tweetie Bird...
The little gimp should get caught and eaten alive at once!
And I hate Silvester for being so stupid!

[blonddgirl777]

I HATE the fucking Faux Hawk.

These douche tubes sweeping their hair up in the middle, thinking their so punk, but without the commitment of the real MoHawk.

IT'S TODAY'S FUCKING MULLET

assholes.

:gulp:

That hair style is so "years ago" and gay... Here, we call it the Tintin cut;

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e92/blonddgirl777/tintin1.jpg

[blonddgirl777]

I hate the never ending Canadian winters!

[blonddgirl777]

I hate those fat & lazy men who instead of brooming their driveways and sidewalks, stand there for hours, hosing the dirt off, waisting water. They really look like they use their hose garden as a penis extention...

[blonddgirl777]

I hate to LOVE this thread!!!
L.O.L.

[blonddgirl777]

I hate Donald Trump or worste.. Guy Lalibert&#233; (founder and owner of Le Cirque du Soleil), for the way they treat women!

[sadaist]

I HATE the singer from Tokio Hotel. Dude, that hairstyle was only remotely cool when Nikki Sixx wore it in 1986, and at least he looked like he didn't cry after sex.

http://www.hairstyleslog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bill-kaulitz.jpg

[BITEYOASS]

I hate bands who were total badasses on their first few album, but then turned into total pussies afterwards. I won't say their names, you all know who they are!

[Vinnie Velvet]

I also hate single people or married people who have dogs and treat them like real people.
It's always the one's with no kids.
You know the kind.
The people that don't have kids so they treat their dogs like kids?

I work with a couple of people that talk about their dogs all day.
They take pictures with them, they bring them to functions with sweaters on.

Well, Fuck them and fuck their dogs.
Fuck them in their roid riddled asses!

Breasts,

LOL!

Couldn't agree more, Sarge.

I feel the same way.

[Vinnie Velvet]

I fucking hate Tom Cruise.

Even when he was so-called "cool" in 1986 (Top Gun), I hated the fucker. In fact, he's always been more 'gay' than 'cool' anyway.

This is of course before the whole 'Scientology' thing which made me hate him even more.

He's a fucking little shit that needs his pussy ass kicked. Oh and he's a mediocre actor as well.

Fucking douchebag.
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/03/01-07/tom-cruise-400a052307.jpg

[Pink Spider]

I hate:

-procrastinating
-being easily distracted
-driving in traffic
-clowns
-99.5 percent of TV programming
-most politicians; also see: clowns
-people that somehow seem to be water resistant to any sort of knowledge whatsoever
-that tone of voice that news anchors use
-UPS. I hope that you reach the steps on your first throw..
-hating too many things

[VanHalener]

I hate Elmer J Fudd


He has a mansion and a yacht to relax and entertain himself in, yet he insists on heading to the woods with a shotgun searching for rabbits.

This asshat is an unsafe handler of firearms to begin with and he should be locked up or handed his ass financially for the damage he caused in the forest and to other public property. He's going to get someone killed, you wait and see.

He's to stupid to realize he's constantly being outwitted by a rabbit which again makes him a danger in the woods.

Does he even have a hunting license? Doubt it!


I could go on, but suffice it to say I hate Elmer J Fudd!

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd96/wonupaboveit/ElmerFudd.jpg

[Terry]

That hair style is so "years ago" and gay... Here, we call it the Tintin cut;

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e92/blonddgirl777/tintin1.jpg


Fuckin' Tintin...now THERE was a useless wanker one is almost compelled to hate.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

People who don't use common sense.

Women are terrible for this...because men just tend to keep going until they figure it out...but I'll be at work (I'm a steward) and people ask where the toilets are when they are standing right next to them, people ask me if they can go out for a cigarette when they were told on the way in that once you leave the building you can't come back in...so that means you can't go outside for a fucking smoke, people who can't work out where their fucking seat is when they are all labelled...its easy...fucking read it...



Another one...people who treat gigs like a tourist attraction...having full blown conversations during the set and continually going out to the bar and then continually coming back into the centre of the auditorium, which means everyone has to keep edging around to let the sellfish fuckers in...if you wanna get tanked, go to the pub, don't pay to see a band and not watch the fucking show...

[binnie]

Another one...people who treat gigs like a tourist attraction...having full blown conversations during the set and continually going out to the bar and then continually coming back into the centre of the auditorium, which means everyone has to keep edging around to let the sellfish fuckers in...if you wanna get tanked, go to the pub, don't pay to see a band and not watch the fucking show...

Or even worse, people who get tanked and then act like a complete arse at said gig: vommiting, being aggressive etc.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Over cautious drivers who in a valiant effort to avoid one crash, ALMOST cause 6 others by driving 0 mph while cars accumulate on every side of them.

People who stand in line 6 feet from the dude at the counter. Are they going to bite you? Step up to the plate motherfucker.

And just once I really need to see the person who doesn't look where they're fuckin walking walk straight into a pole.
Maybe this feedback will remind them why they have fucking eyes. They should have a question mark branded on their forehead. Give that oxygen to someone else.

I believe people who drive like shit while talking on their cell phones should have to live with the cell phone lodged in their ass for 3 weeks. Repeat offenders should be either decapitated or forced to listen to branigan albums on repeat until they pull their own ears off.

I love republicans who now discover Alex Jones now that Obama's in office. I think it's a troll because it's too silly to be taken seriously. I call them the 8 year ostrich.

Hootie and the Blowfish. Although I have to give them props for at least putting blow in their band name. They're good enough to try to warn us. Really doesn't save the fact that their songs are 10 minutes long each when it's about 3 minutes. The singer doesn't like to be called Hootie. I want someone to recut One flew over the Cuckoos Nest and when they play their 45's there should be one from "Hootie."


elmer fudd was ok. The older, fatter one.
You know W.C Fields complained and they changed it.:biggrin:

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Or even worse, people who get tanked and then act like a complete arse at said gig: vommiting, being aggressive etc.

Falls under the same Tourist attitude. Certainly British tourists.

Van Morrison has done it right...close the bar during the show.

[Reverberator]

People who don't use common sense.

Women are terrible for this...because men just tend to keep going until they figure it out...but I'll be at work (I'm a steward) and people ask where the toilets are when they are standing right next to them, people ask me if they can go out for a cigarette when they were told on the way in that once you leave the building you can't come back in...so that means you can't go outside for a fucking smoke, people who can't work out where their fucking seat is when they are all labelled...its easy...fucking read it...



Another one...people who treat gigs like a tourist attraction...having full blown conversations during the set and continually going out to the bar and then continually coming back into the centre of the auditorium, which means everyone has to keep edging around to let the sellfish fuckers in...if you wanna get tanked, go to the pub, don't pay to see a band and not watch the fucking show...

I used to think that going to a gig was all about fun , but hey Mr Ponce would rather you all sat and behaved like the boring cunt HE obviously is.

Just remember Mother Theresa that people spend their hard earned to see bands and enjoy a night out.

That was such a fucking whiney bollocks post.

[Matt White]

I hate people who complain aboot the weather...call the "Weather Bureau" and complain...maybe they'll send better weather your way

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I used to think that going to a gig was all about fun , but hey Mr Ponce would rather you all sat and behaved like the boring cunt HE obviously is.



Who said anything about sitting and behaving like nuns, Mr Fucktard?

I'm talking about people's lack of respect for other people...be it band or the rest of the audience...

I'm all for getting pissed...its a fine past time...and a great constant of the great history that has shaped this great nation.

But don't fuck up my oppurtunity to enjoy seeing AC/DC for the first time in my life by talking over them all night and vomitting on my trousers...especially after paying &#163;40+ to see AC/DC only to wind up putting up with mindless banter about which cunt died on Eastenders last night and having the smell of vomit on my clothes all the way home.

So, therefore...if someone wants to get pissed...they might as well skip the show and go the pub...they won't be missed...

I don't get why someone would spend &#163;40+ to see a band and spend all night at the bar anyway...

[Reverberator]

Ok Mr cunt features .... how many times have you really seen that happen eh?

Now maybe at Donington in the distant eighties but really these days at a 'normal venue'?

I'd be interested what venue you steward at , is it in Liverpool?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

^^^

Obviously I'm exaggerating, Mr. Shaved Twat. Although, when I'm working I see loads of people ejected from events because they've been so tanked. At least one a week.

And I steward wherever they send me. The academies and arenas don't tend to have their own stewards, they get them from whatever company they're contracted to. So, I work for Showsec...so I go wherever Showsec have contracts in the North West...usually in Liverpool or Manchester (mainly in Manchester at the MEN recently, they have a busy season round this time of year).

[Reverberator]

Ok , see the reason I ask is this , most concert venues in the uk are shit , look at the NEC... WANK... any big outdoor festival ....WANK , small to medium sized crapholes like CA Brum and Liverpool...I could go on.

Trouble is that these places put on shows that are basically second rate , the sound the view etc. I went to Airbourne at ca brum , never saw the band visually at all , went to Bonamassa at ca Liverpool ...rubbish venue, the NEC say no more.

Is it any wonder that some people get bladdered when they see what they've got for thier money , I know I have on more than one occasion.

Bollocks face.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I dunno about you, but I pay to see a band, not a nice building.

And I can't be bothered to think of another insult, so insert one here yourself.

[blonddgirl777]

I also hate single people or married people who have dogs and treat them like real people.
It's always the one's with no kids.
You know the kind.
The people that don't have kids so they treat their dogs like kids?

I work with a couple of people that talk about their dogs all day.
They take pictures with them, they bring them to functions with sweaters on.

Well, Fuck them and fuck their dogs.
Fuck them in their roid riddled asses!

Breasts,

And because there are too many of them...

My local grocery store carries more pets items than babie's.
The pet section is 3 times as big as the baby food (including diapers and accessories) one.

I hate that!

[78/84 guy]

And I hate everything about you !!!!!!! (UGLY KID JOE)

[Seshmeister]

people ask me if they can go out for a cigarette when they were told on the way in that once you leave the building you can't come back in...so that means you can't go outside for a fucking smoke,

Rock n' roll huh...

Anyway I've never been to a gig in my life where everyone was told anything on the way in...

Shit like that is to suit your company and it's convenience not the customer who is already paying twice as much as they did a few years back.

It's promoters and companies like yours that are stripping away a lot of the atmosphere out of venues and it won't be long now before it's exactly like going to the cinema.

No doubt there will be a backlash where the teenagers of 2015 will reinvent punk yet again in small clubs and so on and on but I think the bigger venues are slowly being fucked up. The worst I've ever been to as a venue was O2 in London which is exactly like going to a gig in a shopping mall which will suit you.

Shopping malls are very easy to steward...

[LoungeMachine]

Translate Steward into American for me, Sesh.

Usher?
Roadie?
Doorman?
Bouncer?

Not getting it...

:gulp:

[binnie]

Ok , see the reason I ask is this , most concert venues in the uk are shit , look at the NEC... WANK... any big outdoor festival ....WANK , small to medium sized crapholes like CA Brum and Liverpool...I could go on.

Trouble is that these places put on shows that are basically second rate , the sound the view etc. I went to Airbourne at ca brum , never saw the band visually at all , went to Bonamassa at ca Liverpool ...rubbish venue, the NEC say no more.

Is it any wonder that some people get bladdered when they see what they've got for thier money , I know I have on more than one occasion.

Bollocks face.

I'll agree with that, most venues are shite. The CA Brum is a crap hole - unless you get in early and find a place on the ground floor you'll not see anything all night. Once you get that spot, and trip to the bar is a guarentee you'll never see it again. Saw Megadeth there about 18 months ago, I use the term 'saw' loosely........

There are exceptions though: The Manchester Apollo is a decent venue, as is the MEN (as far as arenas go)

[binnie]

Translate Steward into American for me, Sesh.

Usher?
Roadie?
Doorman?
Bouncer?

Not getting it...

:gulp:

Usher would be closest.

[binnie]

The worst I've ever been to as a venue was O2 in London which is exactly like going to a gig in a shopping mall which will suit you.

Shopping malls are very easy to steward...

I saw Metallica there in September. I thought that the sound was great, as was the view. The place itself is a little clinical though, not a lot of character to it which I think is what you mean?

[Angel]

I HATE fucking selfish actors that like to upstage their fellow cast members. Wait till the bastard sees what happens tonight!!!:devils:

[Seshmeister]

I saw Metallica there in September. I thought that the sound was great, as was the view. The place itself is a little clinical though, not a lot of character to it which I think is what you mean?

No problem with the sound and view but I've been in less clinical operating theatres than all the fake crap 'bars' and restaurants that are part of the complex.

I had a huge ranting post about a Prince gig at that place a couple of Summers ago but it's buried at DDLR at the moment. :)

[blonddgirl777]

I hate it when users of this forum create alias... They can be SO obvious!
What a waiste of time!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Rock n' roll huh...

Anyway I've never been to a gig in my life where everyone was told anything on the way in...

Shit like that is to suit your company and it's convenience not the customer who is already paying twice as much as they did a few years back.

It's promoters and companies like yours that are stripping away a lot of the atmosphere out of venues and it won't be long now before it's exactly like going to the cinema.

No doubt there will be a backlash where the teenagers of 2015 will reinvent punk yet again in small clubs and so on and on but I think the bigger venues are slowly being fucked up. The worst I've ever been to as a venue was O2 in London which is exactly like going to a gig in a shopping mall which will suit you.

Shopping malls are very easy to steward...


Either that or because there's a smoking ban in the UK and the owners of the building can get fined if people are seen smoking by "Spotters". Pass outs have never been allowed as far as I can remember...and whats fucking up the big venues is the size of the venues themselves. Its not my company's fault that the veues are selling ice cream, popcorn and hot dogs.

And when there aren't enough stewards and venues aren't being run properly we get instances like the Great White show, which was a big reason for the expansion of this shit.

[Seshmeister]

The SECC and Carling Academy in Glasgow both have arrangements for smokers.

[katie]

http://www.gravesham.gov.uk/media/images/r/l/SootyLarge_1.gif




Either that or because there's a smoking ban in the UK and the owners of the building can get fined if people are seen smoking by "Spotters". Pass outs have never been allowed as far as I can remember...and whats fucking up the big venues is the size of the venues themselves. Its not my company's fault that the veues are selling ice cream, popcorn and hot dogs.

And when there aren't enough stewards and venues aren't being run properly we get instances like the Great White show, which was a big reason for the expansion of this shit.












.

[binnie]

No problem with the sound and view but I've been in less clinical operating theatres than all the fake crap 'bars' and restaurants that are part of the complex.

I had a huge ranting post about a Prince gig at that place a couple of Summers ago but it's buried at DDLR at the moment. :)

Agreed.

Saw Priest at Sheffield Arena on Friday. I haven't been there for 13 years, and what a shit hole. That being said, it does have a bit of a vibe for an arena......

[GAR]

[this from my previous rant-thread about PET PEEVES]

I fucking HATE those blue tooth ear sets

I call them "eardicks" and had a thread at Vonnies about 'em.

So if you answer your neighbors' eardick, should you put an earcondom on it before you say Hello>

I hate those things.

[GAR]

Crackheads walking up to me asking if I can spare a dollar

Shit I thought we had it bad here with that, when I drove back last month thru Grand Junkshit, Colorado there were 3 in every gas station and mcdonalds... wtf?

[GAR]

I HATE the singer from Tokio Hotel. Dude, that hairstyle was only remotely cool when Nikki Sixx wore it in 1986, and at least he looked like he didn't cry after sex.

http://www.hairstyleslog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bill-kaulitz.jpg


Then you're really not gonna like Malice Mizer..

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I hate jpop..

[BITEYOASS]

I HATE LIMP BIZKIT MORE THAN ANYTHING!!! I'd rather hear the entire Van Hagar collection than deal with those fuckin wiggers again!

[VanHalener]

I hate that loudmouth shit talkin' mofo Sho'nuff.

STFU already!!!

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