View Full Version : Canada: Americas hat?
rustoffa
02-22-2009, 01:31 AM
Looks like folks are still bound and determined to piss off any living thing in Canada. Take for example this T-shirt graphic that depicts the entire country as nothing more than a "HAT" for America. What exactly is it supposed to convey other than unadulterated contempt for Canada? You guessed it- time for a poll!! As always, feel free to choose the nondescript option for any grievances.
Don't forget to vote!!
http://cartophilia.com/blog/images2009/canada-americas-hat-tshirt-1.jpg
Redballjets88
02-22-2009, 01:35 AM
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg14/TheAlmightyCJ/Funny/beard.jpg
Dr. Love
02-22-2009, 01:41 AM
Below is my list of all the things I love about Canada.
Baby's On Fire
02-22-2009, 03:09 AM
Typical worthless American CUNT. That's exactly why EVERY country in the World hates Americans....................And loves Canadians.
Yeehaawww boys. Let's go invade a foreign country....Cuz the USA is number fucking 1!!
Yeehaawww boys. Let's go invade a foreign country....Cuz the USA is number fucking 1!!
I like your patriotism! Thanks, BOF
Panamark
02-22-2009, 06:03 AM
Whats this all aboot, ay ?
Does this make Florida America's Pee Pee ??
blonddgirl777
02-22-2009, 06:25 AM
Looks like folks are still bound and determined to piss off any living thing in Canada. Take for example this T-shirt graphic that depicts the entire country as nothing more than a "HAT" for America. What exactly is it supposed to convey other than unadulterated contempt for Canada? You guessed it- time for a poll!! As always, feel free to choose the nondescript option for any grievances.
Don't forget to vote!!
http://cartophilia.com/blog/images2009/canada-americas-hat-tshirt-1.jpg
All Canadians on this board will agree that we'd rather be "a hat" than a dirty pair of underwear... In deep deep shit!
hideyoursheep
02-22-2009, 07:17 AM
It can't be America's hat, because it is America....
Just not the United States.
Whats this all aboot, ay ?
Does this make Florida America's Pee Pee ??
Florida....the wang state....
Florida....the wang state....
An appropriate reference, given how badly that state fucked us in 2000.
Diamondjimi
02-23-2009, 01:34 AM
Here we go again.... :rolleyes:
Canada this ,Canada that , blah blah blah....
Yawn
http://www.clinicalcorrelations.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/yawn.gif
BITEYOASS
02-23-2009, 09:07 AM
http://cartophilia.com/blog/images2009/canada-americas-hat-tshirt-1.jpg
So Canada is a Fred Durst cap? WTF?!?!
Nickdfresh
02-23-2009, 09:09 AM
Canada is my primary beer supplier...
Diamondjimi
02-23-2009, 03:51 PM
So Canada is a Fred Durst cap? WTF?!?!
Ahaha ,yeah but without the baggy pants! :biggrin:
Diamondjimi
02-23-2009, 03:52 PM
Canada is my primary beer supplier...
A man who knows where to find good brew!;)
Diamondjimi
02-23-2009, 03:54 PM
Bachman Turner Overhat ?
I've always liked to refer to them as Bachman Turner Overweight :D
Redballjets88
02-23-2009, 04:08 PM
Don't take it personally canadians, its just because you are on top of us. No negativity meant.
California= america's left arm.
Texas = America's clit.
LoungeMachine
02-23-2009, 04:34 PM
Texas = America's clit.
Proud to be part of a pussy, are you?
Figures.
:gulp:
Florida... America's Dick!
LoungeMachine
02-23-2009, 04:38 PM
Whats this all aboot, ay ?
Does this make Florida America's Pee Pee ??
Florida... America's Dick!
WARF
Always a page behind everyone else.... :lol:
Back to drinking... carry on....
Redballjets88
02-23-2009, 05:21 PM
Proud to be part of a pussy, are you?
Figures.
:gulp:
nah, just showing that us americans can have a sense of humor too.
thome
02-23-2009, 05:28 PM
For The last TIME!!! what is this... Ca? Nada? ......Canada? you all speak of..?
Mak'in stuff up.....Piss'n my OFF!!
Diamondjimi
02-23-2009, 05:35 PM
http://ulsu.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/war-on-drugs22.jpg
LoungeMachine
02-23-2009, 05:40 PM
http://ulsu.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/war-on-drugs22.jpg
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
:D
LoungeMachine
02-23-2009, 05:40 PM
nah, just showing that us americans can have a sense of humor too.
When are you moving out of mom and dad's house, Mr. 20?
Planning on being a freeloading mooch all your life?
:gulp:
Reverberator
02-23-2009, 06:12 PM
It's all right for you lot....us English are surrounded...To the North we've got them Haggis munching Whisky imbibing cuntish Jocks, Then to the West we have the sheep shagging leek tasting all vowel talking Welsh isn't it?......then further west we have the fookin peg making shamrock shagging Tarmac laying Micks , and then to cap it all to the East we have the fucking Garlic sniffing French and then the rest of those European cunts.
And me being decended from at least two of those countries has nothing to do with anything.
Cunts.
Diamondjimi
02-23-2009, 06:31 PM
So what's the problem?:D
Diamondjimi
02-23-2009, 06:33 PM
Actually ,Lounge. The drugs were for Thome!:D
Canada Is Part Of The CommonWealth,So Hat Off To You Guys.
I heard Full Bug has this flag flying at his house......
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/c/ca_weed.gif
Angel
02-25-2009, 08:33 PM
Don't take it personally canadians, its just because you are on top of us.
That's right - we're bigger and we're on top... if we were in prison, you'd be our bitch!
Dr. Love
02-25-2009, 08:47 PM
We're not in prison, so I guess you guys will have to just content yourselves with imagining someone else being the bitch for once. ;)
Angel
02-25-2009, 08:57 PM
Dr! My love, how the hell are ya?
Love your AV!!!
LoungeMachine
02-25-2009, 09:01 PM
I prefer to think of Canada as our toupee....
It's kind of embarassing, and we'd be better off without it, but we wear it anyway. ;)
:gulp:
Angel
02-25-2009, 09:13 PM
I prefer to think of Canada as our toupee....
It's kind of embarassing, and we'd be better off without it, but we wear it anyway. ;)
:gulp:
Better off without it? You couldn't fucking survive without us! Besides, your new President loves us, and I can't help but wonder if he's not going to have an affair with our Governor General. ;) :tongue0011:
LoungeMachine
02-25-2009, 09:15 PM
I keed, I keed...
Actually, we prefer to keep you around for your superb hydroponic exports to our region ;)
:smoke2:
Diamondjimi
02-25-2009, 09:26 PM
I keed, I keed...
Actually, we prefer to keep you around for your superb hydroponic exports to our region ;)
:smoke2:
It all ties in naturally to our peacekeeping agenda. ;) :stoned-smiley:
Better off without it? You couldn't fucking survive without us! Besides, your new President loves us, and I can't help but wonder if he's not going to have an affair with our Governor General. ;) :tongue0011:
Dunno..... I don't think Michelle would be the type to put up with that shit. Not that I wouldn't mind having an affair with her myself. Call her a "FLILF", to coin a phrase.
Certainly never thought so about Pickles Bush. Or Babs. Or even Hillary.
LoungeMachine
02-25-2009, 09:35 PM
It all ties in naturally to our peacekeeping agenda. ;) :stoned-smiley:
LOL
Why did it ever dawn on me / notice you're a Canuck?
:gulp:
Angel
02-25-2009, 09:55 PM
Dunno..... I don't think Michelle would be the type to put up with that shit. Not that I wouldn't mind having an affair with her myself. Call her a "FLILF", to coin a phrase.
Certainly never thought so about Pickles Bush. Or Babs. Or even Hillary.
She's one fine looking FL, that's for sure... actually, I think the perfect evening would be FL & GG with me in the middle. :biggrin:
Angel
02-25-2009, 09:58 PM
I keed, I keed...
Actually, we prefer to keep you around for your superb hydroponic exports to our region ;)
:smoke2:
I KNOW you keed...
That's why we can't get any BC bud in Saskatchewan! All the best shit gets exported out of the country!!!
Send me a doob, would ya - I haven't smoked anything good since my last visit to the island. ;)
LoungeMachine
02-25-2009, 10:02 PM
Want it?
Come and get it. ;)
:gulp:
I KNOW you keed...
That's why we can't get any BC bud in Saskatchewan! All the best shit gets exported out of the country!!!
Send me a doob, would ya - I haven't smoked anything good since my last visit to the island. ;)
You ain't kidding....the only thing around right now is some pretty crappy home grown...
blonddgirl777
02-26-2009, 12:23 AM
... Not that I wouldn't mind having an affair with her myself. Call her a "FLILF", to coin a phrase...
On top of being a very good looking lady, Michaëlle Jean loves to have fun and "fool around". She used to be our local news anchor for years and when her functions where not so serious, she showed a very cool side of herself... Like she could show you a good time!
I know some guys who wouldn't mind her French (from the Carebeans) accent!
blonddgirl777
02-26-2009, 12:25 AM
I KNOW you keed...
That's why we can't get any BC bud in Saskatchewan! All the best shit gets exported out of the country!!!
Send me a doob, would ya - I haven't smoked anything good since my last visit to the island. ;)
Hi Angel,
Are you going to come and visit the Généreux sometimes soon?
blonddgirl777
02-26-2009, 12:26 AM
You ain't kidding....the only thing around right now is some pretty crappy home grown...
Those prairies... All that land waisted on corn! :umm:
Andy Taylor
02-26-2009, 12:26 PM
Now Canada is simply the fart from the rectum that is the U.S.
Now Canada is simply the fart from the rectum that is the U.S.
That's not us, that's Terrence & Phillip!
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Andy Taylor
02-26-2009, 01:45 PM
That would make Canada a real small fart.
Andy Taylor
02-26-2009, 01:48 PM
More Canada bashing:
I came up with this verse for a potential song called I took a dump on Toronto. Hold your applause please. Imagine this sung in a Scott McKenzie style voice.
I took a dump on Toronto
There's a city on which I'd like to go
Brown splatter... what's the matter?
Don't you like it you canuck sow?
Angel
02-26-2009, 02:04 PM
That would make Canada a real small fart.
Yes, because Canada is soooo much smaller than the USA...:hee:
Angel
02-26-2009, 02:04 PM
More Canada bashing:
I came up with this verse for a potential song called I took a dump on Toronto. Hold your applause please. Imagine this sung in a Scott McKenzie style voice.
I took a dump on Toronto
There's a city on which I'd like to go
Brown splatter... what's the matter?
Don't you like it you canuck sow?
Don't quit your day job.
Andy Taylor
02-26-2009, 02:10 PM
Don't you like it you canuck sow?
Angel
02-26-2009, 02:13 PM
Your attempt at humour sucked atrociously... calling me a sow now... shit, I know whose alias this belongs to! Like I said before, you're fucking lame...
I've survived the best & the worst on these boards, and the most infamous of all posters, good luck to you.
blonddgirl777
02-26-2009, 02:17 PM
... I've survived the best & the worst on these boards, and the most infamous of all posters, good luck to you.
YYyyyyep!
:biggrin:
Andy Taylor
02-26-2009, 02:17 PM
Relax, it's a joke.
Alias... rest assured, I'm not.
blonddgirl777
02-26-2009, 02:29 PM
... Alias... rest assured, I'm not.
'Round here, one can NEVER rest assured with those Alias... Beware!
Angel
02-26-2009, 03:00 PM
Alias... rest assured, I'm not.
Yet the first time we cross paths, you refer to me in a derogatory manner... hmmmm... why would that be I wonder?
Andy Taylor
02-26-2009, 04:23 PM
Because you jumped on the comment I made and the "derogatory" post was in reply to yours?
Angel
02-26-2009, 04:32 PM
Don't you like it you canuck sow?
THAT was directed to me.
As for the other, I jumped on it because it wasn't funny and was poorly written. Damn, if you're going to slam Toronto, at least do a better job of it than the rest of Canada does.
LoungeMachine
02-26-2009, 04:34 PM
Easy now...
There's plenty of Canadian insults for everyone....
:gulp:
Andy Taylor
02-26-2009, 04:35 PM
THAT was directed to me.
Yes. AFTER you had already commented on my post. You were maybe expecting a thank you?
Oh sure, because Canadians are so good at being critical of themselves and know how to be self-deprecating.
Andy Taylor
02-26-2009, 04:36 PM
Easy now...
There's plenty of Canadian insults for everyone....
:gulp:
I want to nab them all if I can. A PhD on the subject even.
LoungeMachine
02-26-2009, 04:37 PM
What's the difference between Canada and Yogurt?
Yogurt has active living cultures.
:gulp:
Andy Taylor
02-26-2009, 04:38 PM
Or as some canucks say, eaven. Is that in the Canadian English dictionary?
Andy Taylor
02-26-2009, 04:38 PM
.cvb
What's the difference between Canada and Yogurt?
Yogurt has active living cultures.
:gulp:
,
What's the difference between Canada and Yogurt?
Yogurt has active living cultures.
:gulp:
LOL
At the end of the day though....when I flush my toilet it is still your sink that gurgles...
Or as some canucks say, eaven. Is that in the Canadian English dictionary?
eaven?
Educate me fine sir or madam...what is that?
THAT was directed to me.
As for the other, I jumped on it because it wasn't funny and was poorly written. Damn, if you're going to slam Toronto, at least do a better job of it than the rest of Canada does.
Well....Toronto does think it is the center of the universe...they do deserve well thought out blows...
LoungeMachine
02-26-2009, 04:47 PM
BlondDitz777 uses "eaven" all the time.
:gulp:
Angel
02-26-2009, 04:47 PM
Or as some canucks say, eaven. Is that in the Canadian English dictionary?
eaven??? how's that pronounced, sounds like a frenchman thing to me. ;)
THAT was directed to me.
As for the other, I jumped on it because it wasn't funny and was poorly written. Damn, if you're going to slam Toronto, at least do a better job of it than the rest of Canada does.
Well....Toronto does think it is the center of the universe...they do deserve well thought out blows.
But be prepared to explain them afterwards...
Andy Taylor
02-26-2009, 04:47 PM
eaven?
Educate me fine sir or madam...what is that?
Just a word I have seen used by a blonde French-Canadian VH fan.
Andy Taylor
02-26-2009, 04:48 PM
arggh... French.
Angel
02-26-2009, 04:48 PM
Just a word I have seen used by a blonde French-Canadian VH fan.
In that case, it would be a spelling error made by someone whose first language is not english...
damn, and I thought there was going to be a good joke there!
Just a word I have seen used by a blonde French-Canadian VH fan.
Shit....I missed that.
I have alot of French relatives...I read her posts in the accent....I did not pick up on the reference.
Angel
02-26-2009, 04:50 PM
Well....Toronto does think it is the center of the universe...they do deserve well thought out blows.
But be prepared to explain them afterwards...
Hey Toronto DOES keep this country united....
We ALL hate them! ;) :biggrin:
What the hell was the original topic of this thread again? LOL
Hey Toronto DOES keep this country united....
We ALL hate them! ;) :biggrin:
What the hell was the original topic of this thread again? LOL
Something about hats....I think we are still good...
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Leafs fan.
She’s really excited about it and asks the kids if they’re Leafs fans too.
Well, everyone wants to impress the teacher so they say they’re Leafs fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Wayne
The teacher looks at Wayne and says, "Wayne, ...you’re NOT a Leafs fan?"
He says, "NOPE, I’m a BIG Sens fan!"
She says, "Well why are you a Sens fan and not a Leafs fan?"
Wayne says, "Well, my mom is a Sens fan, and my dad is a Sens fan, so I’m a Sens fan."
The teacher’s not real happy now.....and she’s a little hot under the collar.
She says, "Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!"
Wayne says, "Well, then I’d be a Leafs fan!!"
LoungeMachine
02-26-2009, 04:56 PM
The ONLY thing unfunnier than a Canadian....
Is a Canadian telling a Hockey joke.
:gulp:
Saint Peter checking in new arrivals in heaven
"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a surgeon. I helped the lame to walk."
"Well...go right on in through the Pearly Gates"
"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a school teacher. I taught the blind to see."
"Fine...go right on in through the Pearly Gates!"
"What did you do on Earth?"
"I was a musician. I helped make sad people happy."
"You can enter through the kitchen."
Angel
02-26-2009, 05:18 PM
A Newfie goes ice fishing one day.
He goes out to the middle of the ice, drills his hole, and drops his line. A moment later he hears "There's no fish there".
He tries twice more and twice more the voice says "There's no fish there".
So he moves to another spot, drills his hole, and drops his line. Sure enough, there's that voice again. "There's no fish there".
"Who are you" the fisherman asks, "Are you God?"
"No" replies the voice. "I'm the arena manager" :biggrin:
Nickdfresh
02-26-2009, 05:34 PM
Wayne Gretzky is humping his wife from behind and realizes she's not on the pill. He pulls out and ejaculates all over her back....
She says, "Messy, eh?"
He says, "NO! It's WAYNE!!"
blonddgirl777
02-26-2009, 09:59 PM
eaven??? how's that pronounced, sounds like a frenchman thing to me. ;)
I meant heaven!
No, seriously... I've learned most of my written English back in high school and by reading and that one had completely slipped!
I don't mind having my grammar corrected, I see it as help and that's how one learns.
So whoever pointed "eaven" out... THANKS!
blonddgirl777
02-26-2009, 10:04 PM
LOL
At the end of the day though....when I flush my toilet it is still your sink that gurgles...
L.O.L.
And wait... Soon enough, they will come begging for our water and all we'll send them, will be the product of that flushed toilet! :biggrin:
blonddgirl777
02-26-2009, 10:15 PM
BlondDitz777 uses "eaven" all the time.
:gulp:
And out of everyone here, YOU let that one slip!
I would have expected a little more consideration... :(
Full Bug
02-26-2009, 10:33 PM
I heard Full Bug has this flag flying at his house......
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/images/c/ca_weed.gif
No, but thats not a bad idea....:biggrin:
Would make an animated GIF out of that if that was allowed here....
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blonddgirl777
02-27-2009, 09:50 AM
L.O.L. Good one!
Diamondjimi
02-27-2009, 10:13 AM
What's the difference between Canada and Yogurt?
Yogurt has active living cultures.
:gulp:
Ahhh, an old Lounge classic. C'mon dude ,that's at least the 5th time I've seen you post it.....
Let's start a thread about everyones favourite American ghetto.......;)
There are NO desolate , decrepid , boarded up city's/towns in Canada...
Just a thought.;)
Diamondjimi
02-27-2009, 10:29 AM
:bigboobs::sleazy-smiley:
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/CanadaFlagGirl01.jpg
blonddgirl777
02-27-2009, 11:07 AM
Ahhh, an old Lounge classic. C'mon dude ,that's at least the 5th time I've seen you post it.....
When people get old, they tend to repeat themselves...:hee:
blonddgirl777
02-27-2009, 11:08 AM
... favourite...
FavoUrite!
blonddgirl777
02-27-2009, 11:11 AM
I am not a fan of Pam. Anderson but she is one sex symbol legend that will never die...
Made in Canada!
All other Playboy, bleached blondes with exagerated implants that came after are just cheap immitations...
Made in the USA!
Diamondjimi
02-27-2009, 11:35 AM
FavoUrite!
Correct!;)
Diamondjimi
02-27-2009, 11:36 AM
When people get old, they tend to repeat themselves...:hee:
Or when they run out of Canadian jokes... :biggrin:
:bigboobs::sleazy-smiley:
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/CanadaFlagGirl01.jpg
O Canada, indeed!
Certainly has my flagpole at full mast!
BITEYOASS
02-27-2009, 08:02 PM
Ahaha ,yeah but without the baggy pants! :biggrin:
Ah, but Canada has it's fair share of shitty white rappers as well:
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:tongue0011:
Diamondjimi
02-27-2009, 08:10 PM
:biggrin:
Thanks for the laugh. Everytime I see a Rap video I laugh my ass off.
Don't know why... it's involuntary , like laughing watching someone sneeze beer out their nose..
Snow ? He ain't from the street. He was just another rich kid in Toronto with Daddy funding his venture...
blonddgirl777
02-27-2009, 08:12 PM
Pardon my French but I can't understand one word that clown is saying!
Don't forget... The U-S has Vanilla Ice!
Diamondjimi
02-27-2009, 09:15 PM
Pardon my French but I can't understand one word that clown is saying!
He's trying to rap in some sort of pigeon Jamacian hardcore jibber. Utter shite!
I always called that Snow idiot "French Vanilla Ice".
BITEYOASS
02-28-2009, 08:35 AM
Pardon my French but I can't understand one word that clown is saying!
Well in that case, let me present the Jim Carrey parody of this so-called song from "In Living Color"
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Full Bug
02-28-2009, 09:12 AM
God, I actually remember that clip, Jim Carey was great in that show, who could forget Firefighter Bill?
Diamondjimi
02-28-2009, 12:05 PM
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