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05-22-2004, 01:33 PM
http://www.jamescampion.com/chekrummy.html
May 19, 2004
MAN OVERBOARD
The Bogusly self-righteous Flogging of Master Rumsfeld
The outrageous glut of evidence coming from the government's recent censorship of media coverage of flag-draped caskets arriving at air force bases and the ridiculous furor over these "prisoner abuse" photos can lead anyone to assume the American people are woefully unaware of the casualty and operation of war. So, for those humble neophytes, I offer the following:
This war thing everyone was so hepped about? This vengeance jag we've all been on since 9/11/01? It's ugly, petty, brutal and horrid. You don't get to be squeamish and moral all of a sudden.
War is hell. Ever hear that one? It's a popular axiom among those who've been there/done that. Young kids die senselessly during it. And people conducting these things don't have the screws tightened onto the old noggin too well. This is why we hire them. Clear thinking, compassionate types make bad war contributions. Moreover, there are a plethora of sadistic freaks who head these things, on all sides. Animalistic torture, sickening reams of propaganda, and the killing of innocents is part of the deal. What did you think was going on here, table tennis?
Take this crazy American contractor roaming around Iraq trying to rebuild infrastructure. He didn't get it. Now he is beheaded on video. It's like that poor, misguided fool Pat Tillman. He wanted to be John Wayne. Now he is the poster-boy for ideological suicide.
And before you start sending me your hateful missives about my insensitivity toward these victims of war, I consider them fellow humans and therefore brothers, and if my biological brother came to me and said he was leaving $3.5 million at the tender age of 25 to go off to the desert and get shot at or planned on roaming around Iraq looking for work I would have advised him otherwise. And those who disagree are just not being honest.
But back to the "prisoner abuse" thing.
I cannot believe for one moment that anyone over the age of 10 would be shocked that this country would be fighting any other kind of war? We're so different? We're above it? Do you know whose running this thing? Hawks. Warmongers. Oil Men. Corporate land-rapers. When this inarticulate goober of a president stands on his sloping green lawn and has the gall to utter that these tactics do not represent the American spirit, it is so patently false you expect the sky to collapse on his head like some bad cartoon.
This country's military record of death, destruction, rape and pillaging is legendary. How do you think we got so rich and powerful? Good business acumen? God on our side? Yes, the tooth fairy and Uncle Sam had a baby and called it Liberty. OR maybe it was free land grabs, free slave labor, systematic economic backstabbing, not-so-secret assassinations, and an incredible roll call of CIA global crimes. Ripping off France, Spain, Mexico and anyone else minding the Manifest Destiny store put us in the catbird seat, sonny.
The spirit that sicked those Dobermans on that naked Iraqi grabbing his balls on the front page of every newspaper this week is the same one that slaughtered Native-Americans, torched Atlanta, firebombed Dresden, locked up American citizens of Japanese lineage, murdered women and children in My-Lai, and on and on and on.
Fact is peasant terrorists liberated this country by reeking guerilla warfare havoc on an imperialistic empire. Sound familiar?
I understand its human nature to eat a nice, fat, juicy steak and not wonder how it got there, or slip on those Nike's and not consider what sweat shop made them. We're here because horrible thugs with guns put us here. I'm a pacifist and I'm willing to admit it. Do it. It takes the edge off.
Letting our children be murdered while playing Peace Corps police force is a crime of unconscionable depths and should be rectified immediately.
Good. Now doesn't this fuss over prison abuse ring as hollow as someone complaining about the rain during the Battle of Gettysburg?
And what can you say about the enemy, fanatic religious thugs running around with hoods and sub-machine guns? Five thousand years of violence in the name of Allah bankrolled by oil funds from the west. Starving Bengal tigers are too good for these monsters.
Just a few weeks ago the U.S. Army massacred hundreds of innocents in Fallujah. Not a peep. We get a few porn images that don't look any worse than some of the shit I did in college, and we're closing down shop? This is the same logic behind polls that have two-thirds of Americans judging George W. Bush a lying incompetent, but the clear choice for re-election.
So now in steps the embattled Secretary of Defense, of whom I wrote in the 3/6/02 issue of this magazine, "I think it's important to point out that Donald Rumsfeld has gone insane. His Meet the Press, 2/24/02 appearance frightened me in ways that is hard to discern at the moment, but suffice it to suggest that he is clinically mad and currently has the power of two Caesars and Benito Mussolini thrown in for good measure."
I went on to point out that to consider an invasion of Iraq, although not a terrible idea, must be run by a maniac to succeed. Loose cannons win wars. History is littered silly with their collective shadow. But although I do not blame The Master of War for these so-dubbed atrocities, I do blame him for conducting a chaotic, non-delineated cluster fuck of a battle plan that has dragged on for 13 months too long.
The idea that the United States of America could take this long to secure a third world desert nation with no army, with the silent, if not tepid support of the Arab nations bordering it, and, what is it now? $50 billion or some gaudy number, and still be screwing around out there is an outrage. Letting our children be murdered while playing Peace Corps police force is a crime of unconscionable depths and should be rectified immediately.
But instead we get The Passion of The Master Donald Rumsfeld, because every White House scandal, like every religion needs a sacrificial lamb. Kennedy gutted the CIA after the Bay of Pigs, Nixon threw his entire staff, cabinet, and the cook to the wolves during the final days of Watergate, The Gipper nailed Ollie North to the political cross for Iran-Contra, and poor Vernon Jordan had a hell of a time during Clinton's Oval Office Fuck Fest.
But what is this government doing to secure this country we currently inhabit? Forget prisoners being piled into orgy balls. That's window dressing, like women on television getting massive plastic surgery to sell flat screens. It wouldn't surprise me if this government's war effort leaked those photos to blind us to the real problem here: This administration has lost its grip, assuming it ever had one, on this occupation. Why would anyone take the damn photos in the first place?
And if this whole thing turns out to be a CIA affair, coming clearer each day, then it should be George Tenent, and not Rumsfeld who should go. Tenet was so hot and heavy for this mess. I propose we get this murdering lout on the rack and pour hot led into his rectum for starters. See how he likes war now.
Either we secure this thing or risk total anarchy in Iraq and most of the region. Otherwise Israel is doomed, if it isn't tumbling towards that point already. And even though Iran, Jordan, Syria, Egypt and Saudi Arabia likes to put on the stern Arab face for their terrorist brethren, they would be appalled and frightened and become ornery business partners if this thing falls apart.
Firing Rumsfeld in the middle of this is like firing a coach during the third quarter. It's too late in the game for this. He's not getting off that easy. This is his mess; he should clean it up. Send in a mass of troops and take out everything in sight or get the hell out, cross the fingers, batten down the hatches, and get out your plastic to pay five bucks a gallon.
This lunatic has five months to end this madness or he goes when we boot out his boss in November to try something else.
http://www.jamescampion.com/rummy.jpg
May 19, 2004
MAN OVERBOARD
The Bogusly self-righteous Flogging of Master Rumsfeld
The outrageous glut of evidence coming from the government's recent censorship of media coverage of flag-draped caskets arriving at air force bases and the ridiculous furor over these "prisoner abuse" photos can lead anyone to assume the American people are woefully unaware of the casualty and operation of war. So, for those humble neophytes, I offer the following:
This war thing everyone was so hepped about? This vengeance jag we've all been on since 9/11/01? It's ugly, petty, brutal and horrid. You don't get to be squeamish and moral all of a sudden.
War is hell. Ever hear that one? It's a popular axiom among those who've been there/done that. Young kids die senselessly during it. And people conducting these things don't have the screws tightened onto the old noggin too well. This is why we hire them. Clear thinking, compassionate types make bad war contributions. Moreover, there are a plethora of sadistic freaks who head these things, on all sides. Animalistic torture, sickening reams of propaganda, and the killing of innocents is part of the deal. What did you think was going on here, table tennis?
Take this crazy American contractor roaming around Iraq trying to rebuild infrastructure. He didn't get it. Now he is beheaded on video. It's like that poor, misguided fool Pat Tillman. He wanted to be John Wayne. Now he is the poster-boy for ideological suicide.
And before you start sending me your hateful missives about my insensitivity toward these victims of war, I consider them fellow humans and therefore brothers, and if my biological brother came to me and said he was leaving $3.5 million at the tender age of 25 to go off to the desert and get shot at or planned on roaming around Iraq looking for work I would have advised him otherwise. And those who disagree are just not being honest.
But back to the "prisoner abuse" thing.
I cannot believe for one moment that anyone over the age of 10 would be shocked that this country would be fighting any other kind of war? We're so different? We're above it? Do you know whose running this thing? Hawks. Warmongers. Oil Men. Corporate land-rapers. When this inarticulate goober of a president stands on his sloping green lawn and has the gall to utter that these tactics do not represent the American spirit, it is so patently false you expect the sky to collapse on his head like some bad cartoon.
This country's military record of death, destruction, rape and pillaging is legendary. How do you think we got so rich and powerful? Good business acumen? God on our side? Yes, the tooth fairy and Uncle Sam had a baby and called it Liberty. OR maybe it was free land grabs, free slave labor, systematic economic backstabbing, not-so-secret assassinations, and an incredible roll call of CIA global crimes. Ripping off France, Spain, Mexico and anyone else minding the Manifest Destiny store put us in the catbird seat, sonny.
The spirit that sicked those Dobermans on that naked Iraqi grabbing his balls on the front page of every newspaper this week is the same one that slaughtered Native-Americans, torched Atlanta, firebombed Dresden, locked up American citizens of Japanese lineage, murdered women and children in My-Lai, and on and on and on.
Fact is peasant terrorists liberated this country by reeking guerilla warfare havoc on an imperialistic empire. Sound familiar?
I understand its human nature to eat a nice, fat, juicy steak and not wonder how it got there, or slip on those Nike's and not consider what sweat shop made them. We're here because horrible thugs with guns put us here. I'm a pacifist and I'm willing to admit it. Do it. It takes the edge off.
Letting our children be murdered while playing Peace Corps police force is a crime of unconscionable depths and should be rectified immediately.
Good. Now doesn't this fuss over prison abuse ring as hollow as someone complaining about the rain during the Battle of Gettysburg?
And what can you say about the enemy, fanatic religious thugs running around with hoods and sub-machine guns? Five thousand years of violence in the name of Allah bankrolled by oil funds from the west. Starving Bengal tigers are too good for these monsters.
Just a few weeks ago the U.S. Army massacred hundreds of innocents in Fallujah. Not a peep. We get a few porn images that don't look any worse than some of the shit I did in college, and we're closing down shop? This is the same logic behind polls that have two-thirds of Americans judging George W. Bush a lying incompetent, but the clear choice for re-election.
So now in steps the embattled Secretary of Defense, of whom I wrote in the 3/6/02 issue of this magazine, "I think it's important to point out that Donald Rumsfeld has gone insane. His Meet the Press, 2/24/02 appearance frightened me in ways that is hard to discern at the moment, but suffice it to suggest that he is clinically mad and currently has the power of two Caesars and Benito Mussolini thrown in for good measure."
I went on to point out that to consider an invasion of Iraq, although not a terrible idea, must be run by a maniac to succeed. Loose cannons win wars. History is littered silly with their collective shadow. But although I do not blame The Master of War for these so-dubbed atrocities, I do blame him for conducting a chaotic, non-delineated cluster fuck of a battle plan that has dragged on for 13 months too long.
The idea that the United States of America could take this long to secure a third world desert nation with no army, with the silent, if not tepid support of the Arab nations bordering it, and, what is it now? $50 billion or some gaudy number, and still be screwing around out there is an outrage. Letting our children be murdered while playing Peace Corps police force is a crime of unconscionable depths and should be rectified immediately.
But instead we get The Passion of The Master Donald Rumsfeld, because every White House scandal, like every religion needs a sacrificial lamb. Kennedy gutted the CIA after the Bay of Pigs, Nixon threw his entire staff, cabinet, and the cook to the wolves during the final days of Watergate, The Gipper nailed Ollie North to the political cross for Iran-Contra, and poor Vernon Jordan had a hell of a time during Clinton's Oval Office Fuck Fest.
But what is this government doing to secure this country we currently inhabit? Forget prisoners being piled into orgy balls. That's window dressing, like women on television getting massive plastic surgery to sell flat screens. It wouldn't surprise me if this government's war effort leaked those photos to blind us to the real problem here: This administration has lost its grip, assuming it ever had one, on this occupation. Why would anyone take the damn photos in the first place?
And if this whole thing turns out to be a CIA affair, coming clearer each day, then it should be George Tenent, and not Rumsfeld who should go. Tenet was so hot and heavy for this mess. I propose we get this murdering lout on the rack and pour hot led into his rectum for starters. See how he likes war now.
Either we secure this thing or risk total anarchy in Iraq and most of the region. Otherwise Israel is doomed, if it isn't tumbling towards that point already. And even though Iran, Jordan, Syria, Egypt and Saudi Arabia likes to put on the stern Arab face for their terrorist brethren, they would be appalled and frightened and become ornery business partners if this thing falls apart.
Firing Rumsfeld in the middle of this is like firing a coach during the third quarter. It's too late in the game for this. He's not getting off that easy. This is his mess; he should clean it up. Send in a mass of troops and take out everything in sight or get the hell out, cross the fingers, batten down the hatches, and get out your plastic to pay five bucks a gallon.
This lunatic has five months to end this madness or he goes when we boot out his boss in November to try something else.
http://www.jamescampion.com/rummy.jpg