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Nickdfresh
02-25-2009, 01:00 PM
See the list of the other films joining um, gems, such as "Caddyshack II" here. (http://movies.msn.com/movies/galleryfeature/worst-sequels/?GT1=28130)

DLR7884
02-25-2009, 01:04 PM
Blues Brothers 2000.....fucking gay.

DLR7884
John Goodman sucks.

binnie
02-25-2009, 03:19 PM
Be Cool was fucking terrible.............

Coyote
02-25-2009, 03:53 PM
I was so close to saying "Fletch Lives", but I just watched it.

It's OK...

78/84 guy
02-25-2009, 08:08 PM
The 2nd Porky's movie & Slap Shot 2 & 3. Fucking money whore's in Hollywood will try to put out anything to make a buck !!

LoungeMachine
02-25-2009, 08:13 PM
Van Hagar

Worst Sequel in History.

:gulp:

Seshmeister
02-25-2009, 08:25 PM
The one I was going to mention is on the list.

Highlander II.

Staggeringly bad, a total fucking mess of a film. It's one of the only sequels that is so bad it actually manages to ruin the original too.

BITEYOASS
02-25-2009, 10:32 PM
All sequels suck!

Julius
02-25-2009, 11:14 PM
Clerks II, otherwise known as "The Passion of the Clerks", and "Clerks II: Hardly Clerkin" was a perfectly good sequel.

For one, the film was presented in Technicolor, the original was in B&W.

Two, LoTR faggots were taken down a notch or three.

Three, we see a donkey show.... of sorts.

Four.... CRANE SHOTS!

Five, Jason Mewes is finally clean of the smack.

Six, Rosario Dawson. Look at them titties.

Julius
02-25-2009, 11:24 PM
Blues Brothers 2000.....fucking gay.

DLR7884
John Goodman sucks.

Remember "The Flinstones" Movie?

John Goodman played Fred, and I believe a young Rosie O'Donnell played Betty Rubble.

*shudder*

sadaist
02-26-2009, 02:36 AM
Somewhat of a sequel...more spin off. That 80's Show. Fucking horrible.

LoungeMachine
02-26-2009, 07:45 AM
All sequels suck!

Ummm, no.

Godfather II ??

:gulp:

Seshmeister
02-26-2009, 08:06 AM
Going highbrow the sequels to Bill and Ted, Waynes World and Austin Powers were all good.

Most sequels are shit though.

Va Beach VH Fan
02-26-2009, 09:09 AM
Ummm, no.

Godfather II ??

:gulp:

Sometimes I think that's even better than the first, but they're both so damn good... I really enjoy the times when Vito was young and all the dialogue in Italian, since I'm a wop myself... :D

Rocky II > Rocky ??

Rambo II > First Blood ??

BITEYOASS
02-26-2009, 10:03 AM
Ummm, no.

Godfather II ??

:gulp:

OK, you've got me! I guess it all comes down to the time between the first movie and sequel. As well as being able to retain all of the original cast.

Nickdfresh
02-26-2009, 12:42 PM
The sequels that are actually serials like the Star Wars, the Godfather, and the Indiana Jones franchises can be nearly as good as the original...

The sequels that are just shameless, unplanned clusterfucks for living off the corpse of the original are the ones that suck, like the Jaws flops, although some will argue Jaws II wasn't that bad...

LoungeMachine
02-26-2009, 01:09 PM
Sometimes I think that's even better than the first, but they're both so damn good... I really enjoy the times when Vito was young and all the dialogue in Italian, since I'm a wop myself... :D



I recently watched I and II back-to-back.

It works really well as one long movie.

:gulp:

Seshmeister
02-26-2009, 01:25 PM
Most James Bond films are Goldfinger sequels.

Redballjets88
02-26-2009, 01:28 PM
I like Terminator II as a sequel, all the robocop sequels suck ass though.

Redballjets88
02-26-2009, 01:29 PM
I recently watched I and II back-to-back.

It works really well as one long movie.

:gulp:

I did that a few months back, it made me want to read the book, which was also a pretty good read.

binnie
02-26-2009, 03:31 PM
I like Terminator II as a sequel, all the robocop sequels suck ass though.

Good point.

Robocop 3 is horrendous.

binnie
02-26-2009, 03:32 PM
Lethal Weapon 2 was a good movie.

Yet Die Hard 2 was in desperate need of a script.

Golden AWe
02-27-2009, 12:45 PM
The sequels that are actually serials like the Star Wars, the Godfather, and the Indiana Jones franchises can be nearly as good as the original...

"Empire Strikes Back" and "Godfather 2" are the best ones in the series, especially "ESB". The mood, the athmosphere, the dark side...

Worst sequels?

How about the worst remake - "Get Carter" by Stallone

hideyoursheep
02-28-2009, 04:38 AM
Van Hagar

Worst Sequel in History.

:gulp:

VH III: Attack of the Cherone is right there with it. :barf:



Every Rocky after III was shite, except this last one, Rocky Balboa. It was actually believable if you think about George Foreman. Ended very classy.

Who's cock did John Goodman suck to be in such a plethora of consecutive shit flicks?
I never thought he ever had the talent to carry a movie.
Ever.

Cato
02-28-2009, 09:14 AM
All sequels suck!

nah.
Mad Max 2 was great. it was more exciting than the first one.
and Police Academy 2 was fookin' hilarious.

Coyote
02-28-2009, 10:17 AM
The one I was going to mention is on the list.

Highlander II.

Staggeringly bad, a total fucking mess of a film. It's one of the only sequels that is so bad it actually manages to ruin the original too.

I tend to forget that Highlander has sequels.

Terry
02-28-2009, 07:12 PM
VH III: Attack of the Cherone is right there with it. :barf:



Every Rocky after III was shite, except this last one, Rocky Balboa. It was actually believable if you think about George Foreman. Ended very classy.

Who's cock did John Goodman suck to be in such a plethora of consecutive shit flicks?
I never thought he ever had the talent to carry a movie.
Ever.


Goodman was okay in small doses, a la The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona or Sea Of Love; fine as a secondary character

Shit like King Ralph and The Babe should have put the kibosh on any aspirations of being a leading man.

Terry
02-28-2009, 07:13 PM
The sequels that are actually serials like the Star Wars, the Godfather, and the Indiana Jones franchises can be nearly as good as the original...

The sequels that are just shameless, unplanned clusterfucks for living off the corpse of the original are the ones that suck, like the Jaws flops, although some will argue Jaws II wasn't that bad...


Jaws 2 was okay...basically a retread of the first one.

3 and 4 were abominations, but great bad movies.

Little Texan
02-28-2009, 11:55 PM
Smokey And The Bandit 3

Whose genius idea was it to make a Smokey And The Bandit without the Bandit (Burt Reynolds)? Snowman playing the role of the Bandit was lame, and the whole deal with that stupid fish...

Little Texan
03-01-2009, 12:01 AM
Matrix Revolutions was horrible! What a shitty way to end that trilogy! A truce between the machines and humans, and the Matrix still exists? What kind of conclusion was that? And a long, drawn out, boring film on top of that.

Little Texan
03-01-2009, 12:04 AM
Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles was pretty bad, too.

Little Texan
03-01-2009, 12:11 AM
Sometimes I think that's even better than the first, but they're both so damn good... I really enjoy the times when Vito was young and all the dialogue in Italian, since I'm a wop myself... :D

Rocky II > Rocky ??

Rambo II > First Blood ??

Rambo II was the best one out of all the Rambo films. Can you believe Sly is actually making ANOTHER one? He should call this one Grampbo.

Little Texan
03-01-2009, 12:22 AM
All of the Death Wish sequels are laughable, especially the cheesefest third one!

Panamark
03-01-2009, 08:31 AM
nah.
Mad Max 2 was great. it was more exciting than the first one.
and Police Academy 2 was fookin' hilarious.


Mad Max 2 ! Good one Cato, I had no idea that film even made it
overseas.. Hey a few years back they had a comp in Australia
the prize was his car, as used in the movie...
(The actual one)

I would love to cruise around in that thing

I think the "Nightmare on Elm Sts" endless sequels
started getting really bad..

Probably will get flamed for this one, but I reckon
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was a total
anti climax...

Terry
03-01-2009, 12:43 PM
All of the Death Wish sequels are laughable, especially the cheesefest third one!

Thought Death Wish 2 was quite good, actually.

Death Wish 3 was just bizarre.

Redballjets88
03-01-2009, 02:01 PM
All of the Death Wish sequels are laughable, especially the cheesefest third one!

Speaking of Sly and Death Wish, he is making the remake of death wish.

DLR7884
03-03-2009, 12:13 AM
The Exorcist 2 really sucked.

DLR7884
Linda Blair was looking good, though.