Your Guilty Pleasures [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

LoungeMachine

03-06-2009, 02:08 PM

MUSIC - I like to listen to some jazzier, loungey stuff like John Legend sometimes. Or old poppy crapola like The Hollies.

TELEVISION - I have every episode of The Rockford Files, Seinfeld, and The West Wing on DVD, and will pop in a disc and watch back-to-back episodes even though I could probably recite the scripts I've seen them so many times

FAST FOOD - I steer away from fast food like the plague, but LOVE the fish tacos at Taco Del Mar. Crack cocaine in a tortilla.

MOVIES - Anything with Tom Cruise in it. Before you yell FAG!, think about some of these classics: A Few Good Men, The Firm, Days of Thunder, The Last Samauri. - Yes, he's a fucking TOOL, but the fucker is in some of my favorite guilty pleasure movies.

ALCOHOL - Other than being a beer snob, I have to admit I love the occasional Smirnoff Ice, on ice, on a hot day. Now you can yell FAG!

JUNK FOOD - Tim's Salt and Vinegar potato chips, and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Uber:Fag!!!

SHOPPING - I love thrift stores for kitchy items for my bar in our music room. Old lamps, beer signs, shot glasses.

I feel so much better having gotten that off my chest. :tongue0011:

Reverberator

03-06-2009, 03:56 PM

Music- I like to listen to medieval witch burning music.

Television- I have every episode of the Sweeney and I also like to watch the testcard.

fast food- Snot on toast.

Movies- DIRTY lesbian interacial Nun porn.

Alcohol- Anything....including petrolium products.

Junk food- Afterbirth soup and cheerios.

Shopping- I like shopping for plastic non degradable carrier bags.

Wanking- Thrice daily.

I feel velly , velly DIRTY now.

sadaist

03-06-2009, 07:00 PM

Music: Men At Work / Colin Hay solo. Seen him several times at small venues. Mellow stuff somewhat like what Sting tried to do, but much better.

TV: King Of The Hill. Hank Hill is my favorite Republican.

Fast Food: McDonalds Deluxe Breakfast Platter. For the same price I could go to a sit-down place, but something about a big breakfast in the car listening to the morning radio show.

Shopping: Ugh, have to admit Wal-Mart. I like to go and fill a cart with everything from dog treats, to shorts, to fishing lures. Can never get out of there for under $100.

Alcohol: When I go on the cheap, I go for regular old Miller High Life. None of the genuine draft, dry or ice stuff. Just old school stuff my Dad probably drank.

Internet: I like to post at a website dedicated to a 70's/80's rock band singer with ADD.

Andy Taylor

03-06-2009, 07:25 PM

I have no real 'guilty' pleasures. But here goes anyway.

Music: Big fan of Sammy's solo stuff, barring the ballads and a few albums this decade and in the 80s.

Shopping: Hate the crowds and the effort. It's ok if it's a huge rare cd/record store.

Alchohol: Currently only like wine, gone off beer, whisky, bourbon, cognac atleast temporarily. Never liked gin, vodka, cider, rum.

Movies: Big Polanski fan.

Internet: Looking at 14 year old girls should be normal.

WARF

03-06-2009, 07:41 PM

What's wrong with John Legend?!?!

I love his music!

Panamark

03-07-2009, 01:02 AM

Guilty Pleasures !

MUSIC - ABBA

TELEVISION - Sex and the city (watch with my wife)

FAST FOOD - Bacon and Egg Mc'Muffin no cheese with a smear of vegemite.
(Yes that is a requestable item in Oz Macdonalds)

MOVIES - Big Adam Sandler fan, also the gang that made 40 year old Virgin, Knocked up etc...

ALCOHOL - Apart from Beer, good Australian Red wine. Unashamedly the best red wine
in the world !!

JUNK FOOD - Cheezels, I think you call em cheetos

SHOPPING - I fucking hate shopping. Unless its for something cool like a new
50" plasma or Blu Ray player.....

twonabomber

03-07-2009, 01:48 AM

this

Movies: Big Polanski fan.

makes this no surprise.

Internet: Looking at 14 year old girls should be normal.

:D

Andy Taylor

03-07-2009, 12:15 PM

I put those together on purpose. ;)

Angel

03-07-2009, 03:22 PM

MUSIC - I love big band (i.e. Glen Miller). One of the best concerts I ever saw was Andy Williams.

TELEVISION - I've been hooked on a British Soap for years - Coronation Street I watch it every day, and then the re-runs on Sunday mornings. I'm also a huge Family Guy fan.

FAST FOOD - 3 or 4 times a year I allow myself to give in to my craving for poutine from NY Fries.

MOVIES - I hardly have time to watch movies anymore. I hate chick flicks, and I secretly love a good porn.

JUNK FOOD - Whole grain tortilla chips with Spinach dip...mmmmm.... Chocolate lava cakes.

SHOPPING - Hate it. Hate spending money. Buy most of my clothes second-hand because I think clothing prices are stupid.

sadaist

03-07-2009, 08:28 PM

Guilty Pleasures !

MUSIC - ABBA

TELEVISION - Sex and the city (watch with my wife)

FAG!

LOL. Actually I like those too, I just didn't have the rocks to admit it here. ABBA from my Mom driving me to & from school everyday as a youngster. She had that 8-track worn out. Sex and The City from recording them for my ex.

Andy Taylor

03-07-2009, 08:41 PM

MEGA FAGS!

There's no sense in liking that and then bashing my faves, does not compute.

hideyoursheep

03-07-2009, 09:29 PM

MUSIC -I used to own an Adam and the Ants cassette...Hey! it was different, and anyone who puts on Alice Cooper make-up in one of their videos can't be that bad!

TELEVISION -Total documentary geek. Cocaine Cowboys was fucking great.

FAST FOOD - If store bought angus burgers are fast food...Oh yeah, Sonic's onion rings....it's been about a year or so...

MOVIES - Same as TV. Not much time watching it.

JUNK FOOD -peanuts.

SHOPPING - a.k.a. MILF hunting!

WARF

03-07-2009, 10:18 PM

Movies: Big Polanski fan.

Internet: Looking at 14 year old girls should be normal.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2086/1630170268_f2fe33ba10.jpg?v=0

Andy Taylor

03-07-2009, 10:25 PM

Que?
..

Panamark

03-07-2009, 10:26 PM

MEGA FAGS!

There's no sense in liking that and then bashing my faves, does not compute.

ABBA actually composed real music and played it live.
Years before the taylors stumbled across their first
programmable sequencer. And to be honest, the chicks who
sang for ABBA were hot, they blew away the chicks
that sang for Duran Duran !

Andy Taylor

03-07-2009, 10:31 PM

ABBA actually composed real music and played it live.
Years before the taylors stumbled across their first
programmable sequencer. And to be honest, the chicks who
sang for ABBA were hot, they blew away the chicks
that sang for Duran Duran !

Oh yeah, and this is not properly composed music?

There's one synth the rest is organic and they used less synths than Abba and it didn't sound cheesy *most* of the time. Their guitarist played for Zappa, he could play every Zap song ever recorded, he's in the same league as Vai. I can post examples of that.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LRzWBarpNgM&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LRzWBarpNgM&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Matt White

03-07-2009, 10:37 PM

MUSIC - Classical (Mozart, Bach, etc)...while driving...nothing beats WAGNER while roaring down the freeway at 100mph+...

TELEVISION - Have been known to watch Boomerang too much...like I was in a time warp

FAST FOOD - Rarely...like DAVE said...a McDonalds cheese burger is a work of art

MOVIES - Historical fiction...wow...that hurts

ALCOHOL - Jack...and Ginger ale...otherwise known as a "High Ball"...Coke rips my guts up if I'm drinking it all night

JUNK FOOD - Buggles...must be a "70's" thing

SHOPPING - besides guitar shops?!?
Thrift shops, "head" shops & used record stores...never know when you'll find that gem in the rough

Panamark

03-07-2009, 10:42 PM

Oh yeah, and this is not properly composed music?

There's one synth the rest is organic and they used less synths than Abba and it didn't sound cheesy *most* of the time. Their guitarist played for Zappa, he could play every Zap song ever recorded, he's in the same league as Vai. I can post examples of that.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LRzWBarpNgM&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LRzWBarpNgM&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Im totally unreasonable.
I cant click that link.
My religion disallows it.

Duran Duran had their chance,
I listened to Planet Earth when it was released.
It was then, I knew,
this was a path to avoid at all costs..

Andy Taylor

03-07-2009, 10:44 PM

Bwhahaha! That's just lame and fundamentalist like.

It couldn't be further from Planet Earth.

Panamark

03-07-2009, 10:44 PM

FAG!

LOL. Actually I like those too, I just didn't have the rocks to admit it here. ABBA from my Mom driving me to & from school everyday as a youngster. She had that 8-track worn out. Sex and The City from recording them for my ex.

Good onya !!

Hot chicks singing for ABBA
and naked New York sluts ?

Whats so wrong with that ??

Panamark

03-07-2009, 10:51 PM

Bwhahaha! That's just lame and fundamentalist like.

It couldn't be further from Planet Earth.

Its ok, I react the same to Van Hagar.

Andy Taylor

03-07-2009, 11:01 PM

Well atleast you're being honest.

You sure you won't change your mind? :)

Guitar Shark

03-07-2009, 11:11 PM

Reading romance novels is a guilty pleasure - not just any random romance because if the characters are too sex-crazed or the story is PG-13 or the dialogue is corny or the locale is not described in a way to be visualized, I'm bored. And most importantly, if the cover features a semi-dressed man, I don't even pick up the book. I draw the line there because it's too damn embarrasssing to be seen holding such a book in my hand.

I also like the Whopper, but only allow myself to get one Jr. Whopper after months and even years of deprivation. Now that they have 2-pk burger shots for $1.49, I can get my fix without the self-loathing afterwards.

This post cracked me up. Great stuff.

Dr. Love

03-07-2009, 11:45 PM

I like to listen to Pirate Metal from time to time... YO HO HO

LoungeMachine

03-08-2009, 01:42 AM

Oh yeah, and this is not properly composed music?

There's one synth the rest is organic and they used less synths than Abba and it didn't sound cheesy *most* of the time. Their guitarist played for Zappa, he could play every Zap song ever recorded, he's in the same league as Vai. I can post examples of that.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LRzWBarpNgM&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LRzWBarpNgM&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

STFU.

Please keep your Duran fixation to your own 2 threads......

:gulp:

Panamark

03-08-2009, 05:13 AM

LOL :biggrin:

We are in negotiations with Brenty Brents right now to see
if we can have him extradited back to his home country.....
They cancelled his permanent resident visa over there.
Looks like he jumped the wire on the mexican border
and found his way here !!

Andy Taylor, your visa reapplication form is awaiting

Van Halen Links.com - Van Halen Internet Resource Guide (http://www.vhlinks.com)

This has been a public announcement.

Panamark

03-08-2009, 05:35 AM

P.S.

Of course all will be forgiven if you stop crapping on about
Duran Duran and Van Hagar, and embrace the sign above
the door !

www.rotharmy.com

Come on in, the waters warm !
(Says Panamark from his Great White breeding tank)

Panamark

03-08-2009, 05:37 AM

What sign you say ??

David Lee Roth and Van Halen Discussion
Dedicated to honoring the Commander in Chief of Rock n' Roll - David Lee Roth !!!

Nickdfresh

03-08-2009, 10:31 AM

Andy Taylor

03-08-2009, 01:08 PM

He's my idol. ;)

Andy Taylor

03-08-2009, 01:09 PM

STFU.

Please keep your Duran fixation to your own 2 threads......

:gulp:

That's Panamark's fixation, smart ass. He keeps bringing it up everywhere else.

LoungeMachine

03-08-2009, 02:14 PM

That's Panamark's fixation, smart ass. He keeps bringing it up everywhere else.

No, you fucking braindead douchetube....

YOU posted the DD video, in response to Marky's ABBA reference.

Fucking idiot.

You make Savicki seem bright.

:gulp:

Coyote

03-08-2009, 03:16 PM

Whaddya mean "guilty" pleasure?

Andy Taylor

03-08-2009, 03:28 PM

No, you fucking braindead douchetube....

YOU posted the DD video, in response to Marky's ABBA reference.

Fucking idiot.

You make Savicki seem bright.

:gulp:

No, you douchebag, HE mentioned Duran first in that same post starting a debate. I have yet to see an intelligent point in any of your spam. You're the braindead idiot here, dickhead. Go get your asshole checked for the poison ivy infection you are obviously suffering from.

alexpgrimes

03-08-2009, 03:48 PM

MUSIC - prince, montgomery gentry, and pink

TELEVISION - Bones, Smallville, on BBC america I love Top Gear.

FAST FOOD -chessy double beef burrito from taco bell and some of those fiesta cheesy potatoes

MOVIES -anything based from a comic book

JUNK FOOD - cherry coke zero like liquid crack

SHOPPING- anywhere theres a toy section to wander through.

Nickdfresh

03-08-2009, 04:30 PM

No, you douchebag, HE mentioned Duran first in that same post starting a debate. I have yet to see an intelligent point in any of your spam. You're the braindead idiot here, dickhead. Go get your asshole checked for the poison ivy infection you are obviously suffering from.

I think we know the real reason they banned you from the Links...

http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss161/kirbyownzu/SuccessfulTrollisSuccessful.jpg?t=1236544220

Andy Taylor

03-08-2009, 04:47 PM

That word is thrown around most by those who don't like to hear the truth. (Not surprising you see eye to eye with Links). I make my case more intelligently than so called non-trolls and anyone with sense can see that.

I know this place is a mostly liberal hangout. The thing here as it is with most liberals is that censorship is not practised officially (that would make them like the evil conservatives), so then the only option is for people like Lounge to try shout people down and take over the whole discussion if he can. It's actually amusing to see this tactic at work wherever it is.

Coyote

03-08-2009, 05:09 PM

MUSIC - Alright, alright... So I guess ya could call this a guilty pleasure: French dance music, aka "house music", aka "disco 2K".

You know, stuff like Daft Punk's "Crescendolls".

Why, you might ask?

'Cause these DJ's have a vast collection of old school R'n'B/funk/soul/latin jazz 45's they've taken samples from, and some of these guys actually know how to make a catchy tune. Especially if they're in the same vein as, say, Vangelis, Giorgio Moroder or the guy who did the Beverly Hills Cop Theme.

There also seems to be a "you must at least look fuckable" attitude associated with the females related to this genre, but that's a moot point, I guess...
Sure, they might look sleazy to some, but my eyes (and other parts) thank them for it.

blonddgirl777

03-09-2009, 02:18 PM

MUSIC -
Disco oldies, Techno.

TELEVISION -
Desperate Housewives

FAST FOOD -
Very rarely but once (or twice) a year, a "Poutine"; French fries, curd cheese and gravy layered in a bowl... 3,000 calories and 2 days to digest but MMMmmmm....

MOVIES -
Anything with Johnny Depp... Because he is so cool and picks up his own movies to play in, I will listen (and like) anything, even if it's not good! No objectivity there.

ALCOHOL -
Smirnoff Ice (newly, the green apple one) and fruity drinks with umbrellas in them...

JUNK FOOD -
Zesty Cheese Doritos, nachos and salsa with guacamole, Costco's signature brand (Kirkland) salt/vinerar chips.

SHOPPING -
My guilty pleasure (once a year or so) is that I get in that specific shoe store, fall in love with a pair of shoes (or boots) that I TOTALLY can't afford and buy them on my credit card. Then, I come home, unwrap them carefully, put them in my feet and walk around in front of the mirror (on carpet). Feet up on the computer desk, I stare at them and enjoy how they look etc... Then I return them for a refund! It's a trip!

blonddgirl777

03-09-2009, 02:33 PM

Reading romance novels is a guilty pleasure - not just any random romance because if the characters are too sex-crazed or the story is PG-13 or the dialogue is corny or the locale is not described in a way to be visualized, I'm bored. And most importantly, if the cover features a semi-dressed man, I don't even pick up the book. I draw the line there because it's too damn embarrasssing to be seen holding such a book in my hand...

Do you know of Anaïs Nin?
Nothing corny in the content, no Fabios on the covers, no Hollywood style sex craved characters but all about erotica.
And I'm pretty sure her novels are translated too...

GAR

03-09-2009, 03:23 PM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2086/1630170268_f2fe33ba10.jpg?v=0

According to scripture, the Holy Spirit chose to "overshadow" a 15-year-old.

GAR

03-09-2009, 03:24 PM

Do you know of Anaïs Nin?

Now there was an interesting chick. Have you read her autobiography?

LoungeMachine

03-09-2009, 05:11 PM

Hey GAR [Hagar]

How was Jizzy's Memorial Service?

Any enhanced mp3's to upload from it?

:gulp:

GAR

03-09-2009, 05:37 PM

I like pie, cherry and apple.

My favorite tv show was Lost in Space - I was always rootin' for young Will Robinson to stab at that fucker Dr. Smith in the face with an icepick.

I like Del Taco's taco nite, 3 taco's for 1.09. I eat about a dozen with the Del Scorcho hot sauce until my farts pain other people in the restaurant.

My favorite places to shoplift, they're out of business. Not because of the economy, but on account of my shopping.

I like the music of my friends, which means whoever I socialize with, that's my favorite music. And currently I'm hanging out with Cubans and Salvadoreans which means lotsa shitty horns-n-accordian musicks.

Movies: I saw slumdog millionaire last week, but since it was in the midwest, there were only 3 dumbfucks in the theatre watching it. Including me. Which was a departure because if it's not about robots, and explosions and people getting shot to pieces by zombies I'll fall asleep thru the "good" parts, pissing off my date.

Are battery acid enemas guilty pleasures if your mistress doesn't shout your guilt at you when she releases the clamp off the Bardex nozzle? Cause I've been pretty good lately..

BITEYOASS

03-09-2009, 08:27 PM

Music- Ween and Sublime

Television- Saturday afternoon sci-fi/fantasy shows (i.e. Xena Warrior Princess, Hercules, Jack of all Trades, Stargate, deep space nine, babylon 5, etc.)

Fast Food- Zaxby's Fried Chicken

Movies- Drew Barrymore movies

Alcohol- Tanqueray Gin & Tonic, Jim Beam & coke, Captain Morgan Rum (Spiced or Dark) & Coke

Junk Food- Poore Brothers Habanero potato chips

Shopping- flea markets that sell old porn mags