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Andy Taylor
03-10-2009, 01:37 PM
Cast your vote for the biggest waste of space, the ultimate herd animal, and bleater of tired cliches we have this month.

Our Candidates:


Hideyoursheep

For his incapability of opening up to different music.

Lounge Machine

For his one liner (and sometimes more) spam attacks and other thread derailing tactics.

Kwamke

For his inability to question his beliefs and tendency to provide standard automaton like responses.



:baaa:

LoungeMachine
03-10-2009, 01:40 PM
:lol:

Very original.

The irony I'm sure is lost on you, trollsheep.

:gulp:

Andy Taylor
03-10-2009, 01:41 PM
No, but it seems to be lost on you, sheeptroll.

kwame k
03-10-2009, 01:48 PM
good come back.....the old, "I know you are but what am I?" response.

Andy Taylor
03-10-2009, 01:49 PM
Not at all, my fine feathered er... woollen friend.

LoungeMachine
03-10-2009, 01:55 PM
Isn't a "sheep" a blind follower?

Didn't Opie taylor just blindly follow my thread with his own, and then came back at my post, with the same post?

Not Baa-a-ad, Opie. :lol:

:gulp:

Dan
03-10-2009, 01:55 PM
WTF?

First Of All,You Are Not A Member Of The Sheep Pen Crew.So Don't Start A Thread Like This,OK?

Second,Lounge Is A Friend Of The Pen,So Fuck Off.

That's All.:D

Andy Taylor
03-10-2009, 02:05 PM
Isn't a "sheep" a blind follower?

Didn't Opie taylor just blindly follow my thread with his own, and then came back at my post, with the same post?

Not Baa-a-ad, Opie. :lol:

:gulp:


Wow... your thread idea was so original wasn't it? Well it's not.


Dan: What are the sheep doing herding the sheep? tut tut...

LoungeMachine
03-10-2009, 02:09 PM
Wow... your thread idea was so original wasn't it? Well it's not.

.


Imagine what that makes this pile, mensa. :D

Sorry if the troll thread hurt your little feewings.

:gulp:

Put on some Spandau Ballet and have a good cry.....

Andy Taylor
03-10-2009, 02:19 PM
This thread is what they would call a joke. Just like your serious posts.

kwame k
03-10-2009, 02:24 PM
I'm going to go for a write-in, dark horse candidate.

Chefcraig, he uses them there big words and sometimes I have to get out a dictionary and a thesaurus just to figure out what he is saying.:biggrin:

Guitar Shark
03-10-2009, 03:18 PM
I voted for Lounge.

LoungeMachine
03-10-2009, 03:26 PM
I voted for Lounge.

Had fucking better....... :tongue0011:

:gulp:

So did I. :D

Matt White
03-10-2009, 03:35 PM
boring

kwame k
03-10-2009, 04:43 PM
You're all a bunch of Lounge kiss asses! WTF, I only got one vote!

LoungeMachine
03-10-2009, 04:45 PM
I win every poll, drum monkey. :D

:gulp:

kwame k
03-10-2009, 05:23 PM
I win every poll, drum monkey. :D

:gulp:

Sure you win every poll, that's the stripper in you.......whore:biggrin:

binnie
03-10-2009, 05:57 PM
?????????????

kwame k
03-10-2009, 06:39 PM
?????????????


Well put Binnie!

bueno bob
03-11-2009, 12:53 AM
I voted Lounge.

I also thanked Andy for the first post - now I have reference material for him being a cunt.

Andy Taylor
03-11-2009, 11:50 AM
You're welcome, twat.

Matt White
03-11-2009, 12:17 PM
HA!!!

BOB strikes again...............

ThrillsNSpills
03-11-2009, 01:26 PM
Andy
You can't call others sheep after you start a Sammy solo thread.


It's in the RA book.

page 38

ThrillsNSpills
03-11-2009, 01:29 PM
That said whoever wins this poll will enjoy a scathing review in the feedback section.
by cdog probably

Andy Taylor
03-11-2009, 01:38 PM
Andy
You can't call others sheep after you start a Sammy solo thread.


It's in the RA book.

page 38


Hmm... the very page I ripped out for TP this morning.

I hate When Eagles Fly as much as the next guy. I do like most of his solo albums but then I also did name it the Sammy Gahar thread.

LoungeMachine
03-11-2009, 02:00 PM
but then I also did name it the Sammy Gahar thread.


Probably just wishful thinking on your part.

A 3-way with Sammy and Simon Le Bon is probably your biggest wet-dream.

:gulp:

Andy Taylor
03-11-2009, 02:08 PM
And you'll be screaming to be let in.

sadaist
03-11-2009, 03:52 PM
LMAO! Epic "test the new groan button" thread. First post already has ten. :baaa:

binnie
03-11-2009, 03:59 PM
Not one for making friends, are you Andy? :D

Andy Taylor
03-11-2009, 04:38 PM
Let's just say I'm not one to care for public opinion.

binnie
03-11-2009, 04:41 PM
That's pretty evident :D

Could it be suggested that you thrive on attracting hostility?

Andy Taylor
03-11-2009, 04:47 PM
Not really. I just am not part of this flock and that alone ensures all the mindless hostility.

If I may use Genesis parlance ... this place is a bit like The Grand Parade of Mindless Asslicking.

In Dio terms, if you listen to fools, the mod rules.

The reaction is quite out of my hands.

binnie
03-11-2009, 04:56 PM
I understand what you mean, but you must have known that you were going to provoke a reaction with this thread?

Andy Taylor
03-11-2009, 05:02 PM
Sure. It was just tit for tat... Lame Machine did the troll one first.

hideyoursheep
03-12-2009, 06:47 AM
Lame Machine did the troll one first.

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hideyoursheep
03-12-2009, 07:38 AM
If I may use Genesis parlance ... .


:rolleyes:






















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Andy Taylor
03-12-2009, 09:46 AM
Sheesh... so Genesis is to be avoided too?

WARF
03-12-2009, 01:56 PM
I think it's time to send Andy Griffith back to mayberry!

LoungeMachine
03-12-2009, 02:57 PM
Sheesh... so Genesis is to be avoided too?

No, just your threads......

:gulp:

bueno bob
03-12-2009, 03:18 PM
You're welcome, twat.

That's MISTER Twat to you, fuckstick.

Matt White
03-12-2009, 03:20 PM
HA!!!

that'll learn 'em

bueno bob
03-12-2009, 03:25 PM
Not really. I just am not part of this flock and that alone ensures all the mindless hostility.

Wow. What a tough individualist you've established yourself to be. You truly stick out from the rest of the other assorted numbskulls that like to beat their chest around here about their "independence" while starting threads designed to do nothing more than draw attention to themselves.

Woman's lib is truly alive and well in your world, apparently.


If I may use Genesis parlance ... this place is a bit like The Grand Parade of Mindless Asslicking.

In Dio terms, if you listen to fools, the mod rules.

You can use Genesis. You cannot, however, use Ronnie James Dio. You're miles away from earning that right. It's ineffective coming out of dolt troll douchebags like yourself with nothing better to do that to start threads to gain enemies. Boring and amateur.


The reaction is quite out of my hands.

But exactly what you were hoping for, since you're desperate to raise your head above the pack and establish an identity for yourself. That's obvious to anybody with an IQ over 80, so I guess I can understand why you don't see it for yourself.

There are some REALLY elite posters here that are creative, funny, original AND independent.

You, sir, are absolutely NOT one of them. Score this one "fail".

bueno bob
03-12-2009, 03:27 PM
HA!!!

that'll learn 'em

MR. WHITE!

:biggrin:

Matt White
03-12-2009, 03:45 PM
MR. WHITE!

:biggrin:

HAIL BOB........not the commet either......

yup...another "flash in the pan"...fresh from boring 'em to death over at the LINKS....now he's here to try to make a splash.............


like the MAN said...."Here today...gone later today"DLR

Andy Taylor
03-12-2009, 06:40 PM
Wow. What a tough individualist you've established yourself to be. You truly stick out from the rest of the other assorted numbskulls that like to beat their chest around here about their "independence" while starting threads designed to do nothing more than draw attention to themselves. You can use Genesis. You cannot, however, use Ronnie James Dio. You're miles away from earning that right. It's ineffective coming out of dolt troll douchebags like yourself with nothing better to do that to start threads to gain enemies. Boring and amateur. But exactly what you were hoping for, since you're desperate to raise your head above the pack and establish an identity for yourself. That's obvious to anybody with an IQ over 80, so I guess I can understand why you don't see it for yourself.




But I do have an identity and while I know there is a good chance of it getting attention that's not really my purpose. In most cases I can find one person who's willing to debate intelligently with me, the threads only get derailed when the 'non-trolls' come in with their senseless blather. I'm not surprised you don't see that.



There are some REALLY elite posters here that are creative, funny, original AND independent.

You, sir, are absolutely NOT one of them. Score this one "fail".


You wouldn't know.

bastardson
03-12-2009, 08:24 PM
Cast your vote for the biggest waste of space, the ultimate herd animal, and bleater of tired cliches we have this month.

Our Candidates:


Hideyoursheep

For his incapability of opening up to different music.

Lounge Machine

For his one liner (and sometimes more) spam attacks and other thread derailing tactics.

Kwamke

For his inability to question his beliefs and tendency to provide standard automaton like responses.



:baaa:
If Lounge and Kwame had to pick Hide Your Sheep would get two
votes.
One from Lounge and one from his shadow.
Kwame has left no room for Lounge's other butt smoochers to
get any lip to butt action.
He hogs that ass.
Lounge's puppy.

LoungeMachine
03-12-2009, 08:31 PM
If Lounge and Kwame had to pick Hide Your Sheep would get two
votes.
One from Lounge and one from his shadow.
Kwame has left no room for Lounge's other butt smoochers to
get any lip to butt action.
He hogs that ass.
Lounge's puppy.

So, you found this place because you were searching for info on the new album....

Yet according to records here, you've never posted, or even viewed threads about these subjects.

In fact, your 30+ posts have all been in your fan intro thread, and now here in the SHEEP thread.......


Give it up, cadaverdouche. Why the need for the alias? You're not fooling anyone, and even GayR outed you at RothChats.

Why aren't you posting over there with CAPT CAPLOCK?

:lol:

dumbass.


:gulp:

bastardson
03-12-2009, 08:39 PM
So, you found this place because you were searching for info on the new album....

Yet according to records here, you've never posted, or even viewed threads about these subjects.

In fact, your 30+ posts have all been in your fan intro thread, and now here in the SHEEP thread.......


Give it up, cadaverdouche. Why the need for the alias? You're not fooling anyone, and even GayR outed you at RothChats.

Why aren't you posting over there with CAPT CAPLOCK?

:lol:

dumbass.


:gulp:

You can view all day long without logging in .
And I found no threads containing info about a new album.
Speculation about the band but no timetables about any
new material.
Seems like they're in limbo right now.

Redballjets88
03-12-2009, 08:46 PM
If Lounge and Kwame had to pick Hide Your Sheep would get two
votes.
One from Lounge and one from his shadow.
Kwame has left no room for Lounge's other butt smoochers to
get any lip to butt action.
He hogs that ass.
Lounge's puppy.

Who cares if Kwame and Lounge shadow one another? They love eachother it's natural. I'm just waiting for the day they decide to bring another person in to the bedroom with them. That will be grand.

LoungeMachine
03-12-2009, 08:49 PM
Speaking of bedrooms......

Still living in your mom's?

:gulp:

bastardson
03-12-2009, 09:18 PM
Who cares if Kwame and Lounge shadow one another? They love eachother it's natural. I'm just waiting for the day they decide to bring another person in to the bedroom with them. That will be grand.

Kwame would never allow that.
Lounge would .
He likes to take on all cummers.
If he had as many dicks sticking out of him as have been
stuck in him he'd look like a cactus.
He makes Lisa Lampanelli look like a virgin.

FORD
03-13-2009, 02:24 AM
Cadaverdouche is stealing lines from third rate comedians on Comedy Central roasts now. Guess that's slightly more amusing than his ridiculous imitation of a "badass ex-con biker" :rolleyes:

bastardson
03-13-2009, 03:04 AM
Cadaverdouche is stealing lines from third rate comedians on Comedy Central roasts now. Guess that's slightly more amusing than his ridiculous imitation of a "badass ex-con biker" :rolleyes:
That joke pre-dates cable tv.
But it's usually A porcupine .
That joke is public domain.
Not as funny as your political commentary.

hideyoursheep
03-13-2009, 03:19 AM
If Lounge and Kwame had to pick Hide Your Sheep would get two
votes.

WTF does that mean, fish?

bastardson
03-13-2009, 03:25 AM
WTF does that mean, fish?

Fish?
You the yard dog?
Doubtful .
Don't be perpetrating yard cred.
Unless you been down.
Bitch.

hideyoursheep
03-13-2009, 03:30 AM
Fish?
You the yard dog?
Doubtful .
Don't be perpetrating yard cred.
Unless you been down.
Bitch.


LMAO!

Who else around here claims to have been in the joint?

STFU and hold onto my pocket, FISH!

bastardson
03-13-2009, 03:40 AM
LMAO!

Who else around here claims to have been in the joint?

STFU and hold onto my pocket, FISH!
Let me guess.
Cadaverdog.
And you.
I've heard that prison lingo in the movies.

hideyoursheep
03-13-2009, 03:42 AM
Let me guess.
Cadaverdog.
And you.
I've heard that prison lingo in the movies.

What movies, fish?