The Glenn Beck thread!

[BITEYOASS]

Phony ass crying! And he's fuckin nuts!

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Now look into his freakin eyes! :rolleyes:

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Even Sheppard Smith couldn't take anymore of this BS:

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[BITEYOASS]

what a fuckin mormon perv:

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[ULTRAMAN VH]

He's not nuts, he's a Libertarian.

[FORD]

"I'm turning into a frickin televangelist" - yeah, exactly. That phony crying is Jimmy fucking Swaggart 101

What's next? "Elohim, I have sinned against you"

And what the fuck is this "9/12" shit? Sounds a HELL of a lot like the 14/88 shit that the White Supremacists babble about. :eek:

[ULTRAMAN VH]

Well, if you like Big Government, Open borders, Socialism, The Current Administration and The recently signed Spending Bill, don't watch The Glenn Beck Show.

[Combat Ready]

Well, if you like Big Government, Open borders, Socialism, The Current Administration and The recently signed Spending Bill, don't watch The Glenn Beck Show.

True on all counts!

[FORD]

True on all counts!

Don't encourage Ultradouche! He can be more annoying than BecKKK himself!

[ULTRAMAN VH]

Don't encourage Ultradouche! He can be more annoying than BecKKK himself!

Thanks for the compliment, kind sir!

[Nickdfresh]

He's not nuts, he's a Libertarian.

No, he's not...

He's a Neoconservative fuckwit that cheerleaded for Bush at every turn. And now when the chips are down and his ideology is completely discredited, he runs to the "libertarian" label...

He's only a libertarian on issues he finds it convenient to be...

[FORD]

"Libertarians are Republicans who like to smoke dope and get laid" - Thom Hartmann

Now BecKKK is a Mor(m)on, so he's probably not smoking dope. Though Mor(m)ons do enjoy sex, with as many wives as possible.

[BITEYOASS]

Though Mor(m)ons do enjoy sex, with as many wives as possible.

The problem is that the Mor(m)ons don't like to share unless you believe their BS. Which is why I salute all of the local and state militias who drove those liars out of the midwest.

[Combat Ready]

Mormons are morons and kkk? FORD?.....Really?

[BITEYOASS]

And what the fuck is this "9/12" shit? It has to do with the great political hardon that rethugs had when the 9/11 attacks occured and their wet dream of having another one.

[Combat Ready]

This badass says it all!

Anyone self proclaiming to be a badass....Is NOT a badass!

[BITEYOASS]

Anyone self proclaiming to be a badass....Is NOT a badass!

You don't know fuckin know me or have even met me! So how would you know that I'm not a fuckin badass, all due to the fact that I hate your false prophet named Beck!

[hideyoursheep]

Anyone self proclaiming to be a badass....Is NOT a badass!


What's a badass in your book?

[hideyoursheep]

You don't know fuckin know me or have even met me!!

That's what they all say...
:D

[Combat Ready]

You don't know fuckin know me or have even met me! So how would you know that I'm not a fuckin badass, all due to the fact that I hate your false prophet named Beck!

I'm no more a Mormon than you are a badass.

Dumbass you are...maybe---badass no!

[hideyoursheep]

How did this thread go south so quickly?

You a Beck fan, CR?

[Combat Ready]

How did this thread go south so quickly?

You a Beck fan, CR?

Yes, I am a Beck fan.

[hideyoursheep]

Sorry to hear that....








Maybe there's something you can take to clear that up.:biggrin:

[Combat Ready]

Sorry to hear that....








Maybe there's something you can take to clear that up.:biggrin:


No prob....To each his own.

[FORD]

Mormons are morons and kkk? FORD?.....Really?


I don't really hate Mormons. Just Morons. Glenn is both. :biggrin:

And he's spewed a lot of racist garbage, hence the extra "kk" in his name.

[hideyoursheep]

No prob....To each his own.

If this is the same cat that was trying to broadcast audio of a live abortion prior to the 04 election, then that is a problem!

[Combat Ready]

I don't really hate Mormons. Just Morons. :biggrin:

We agree then. What about kkk FORD?....You mentioned kkk? Did Sen Byrd join the Mormon ranks recently?

Where is the badass that says it all?

[Combat Ready]

If this is the same cat that was trying to broadcast audio of a live abortion prior to the 04 election, then that is a problem!

Not sure what you're talking about HYS?

I certainly don't advocate legislating morality...Social liberal---fiscal conservative.

[hideyoursheep]

Not sure what you're talking about HYS?

...Social liberal---fiscal conservative.


... Glenn Beck fan?



What I'm talking about is what I heard him hyping up for the friday show that week...did he do it? I don't know....I couldn't stand his show. I never listened again.

[Redballjets88]

"Libertarians are Republicans who like to smoke dope and get laid" - Thom Hartmann

Now BecKKK is a Mor(m)on, so he's probably not smoking dope. Though Mor(m)ons do enjoy sex, with as many wives as possible.


off topic but funny, I worked with a mormon man that drank like crazy, smoked pot, but wouldn't drink anything caffeinated, odd choice but he was cool enough.

[Combat Ready]

... Glenn Beck fan?



What I'm talking about is what I heard him hyping up for the friday show that week...did he do it? I don't know....I couldn't stand his show. I never listened again.




Where is the badass that says it all?

[hideyoursheep]

Where is the badass that says it all?

Getting himself Combat Ready..:biggrin:

[FORD]

off topic but funny, I worked with a mormon man that drank like crazy, smoked pot, but wouldn't drink anything caffeinated, odd choice but he was cool enough.

I used to work with these two Samoan dudes. These guys would come in to work hungover half the time, and I know they were getting high on their breaks. One day I made some random joke about Donnie & Marie and holy purple underwear or something like that, and one of these guys turns to the other one and mumbles a bunch of stuff in his native language and gives me all these dirty looks.

I asked the other guy what was up with him. "Oh he doesn't like you making fun of our religion". How was I supposed to know they were Mormons? Didn't exactly live by those rules old Brigham laid down.

Of course on the other hand, Salt Lake City is the only place on earth that I ever found caffeinated bottled water, so go figure.

[Combat Ready]

I used to work with these two Samoan dudes. These guys would come in to work hungover half the time, and I know they were getting high on their breaks. One day I made some random joke about Donnie & Marie and holy purple underwear or something like that, and one of these guys turns to the other one and mumbles a bunch of stuff in his native language and gives me all these dirty looks.

I asked the other guy what was up with him. "Oh he doesn't like you making fun of our religion". How was I supposed to know they were Mormons? Didn't exactly live by those rules old Brigham laid down.

Of course on the other hand, Salt Lake City is the only place on earth that I ever found caffeinated bottled water, so go figure.


Where is the badass that says it all?
__________________

[hideyoursheep]

Why...

[sadaist]

When I saw VH in San Diego this last tour, the second the show started with You Really Got Me, just seeing Ed on stage cranking & Dave above on the SAME STAGE waving that red flag...I admit...I got a little Glenn Beck eyed.

[hideyoursheep]

When I saw VH in San Diego this last tour, the second the show started with You Really Got Me, just seeing Ed on stage cranking & Dave above on the SAME STAGE waving that red flag...I admit...I got a little Glenn Beck eyed.

:lol:

[Kristy]

No, he's not...

He's a Neoconservative fuckwit that cheerleaded for Bush at every turn.

Really? I always thought of him as being the Fox News Drama Queen or comic relief from Hannity. One of the two.

[swage33]

Beck used to be CNN's idea of balance. Never cared for him much....he is just too feminine.

[Nitro Express]

Mormons are morons and kkk? FORD?.....Really?

I was raised Mormon and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is another power hungry, controlling cult. No more and no less. A bunch of old buzzards who control $80 Billion and 4,000,000 zombies.

[Big Train]

Beck is Olbermann with the opposite political views. Chances are, you will love one hate the other, but they get rating from people on both sides.

[FORD]

Beck is Olbermann with the opposite political views. Chances are, you will love one hate the other, but they get rating from people on both sides.

I could see why right wingers would consider Keith to be a "liberal partisan", but he never once promoted secession or cried on the air - Swaggart style - like BecKKK is doing.

[Combat Ready]

Yeah--lot's of far right shit...Pretty damn extreme. How many principals do you agree with? Sadly, I only score 8.

Principles

1. America Is Good.

2. I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.

3. I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.
Honesty “I hope that I shall always possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider to be the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.” George Washington

4. The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.
Marriage/Family “It is in the love of one’s family only that heartfelt happiness is know. By a law of our nature, we cannot be happy without the endearing connections of a family.” Thomas Jefferson

5. If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.
Justice “I deem one of the essential principles of our government… equal and exact justice to all men of whatever state or persuasion, religious or political.” Thomas Jefferson

6. I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.
Life, Liberty, & The Pursuit of Happiness “Everyone has a natural right to choose that vocation in life which he thinks most likely to give him comfortable subsistence.” Thomas Jefferson

7. I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.
Charity “It is not everyone who asketh that deserveth charity; all however, are worth of the inquiry or the deserving may suffer.” George Washington

8. It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.
On your right to disagree “In a free and republican government, you cannot restrain the voice of the multitude; every man will speak as he thinks, or more properly without thinking.” George Washington

9. The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.
Who works for whom? “I consider the people who constitute a society or a nation as the source of all authority in that nation.” Thomas Jefferson

[ZahZoo]

I haven't paid much attention to him before. Saw a couple of his new Fox shows...

He's somewhat entertaining and somewhat annoying... Definately over the top in many directions.

[Combat Ready]

He's somewhat entertaining and somewhat annoying... Definately over the top in many directions.

Agreed that he's somewhat entertaining AND somewhat annoying. He's out there a little for sure.

The knuckleheads calling him kkk, moron, mormon pervert, and false prophet are way over the top....In my opinion.

Seems to be the usual left wing mantra from those who won't tolerate views different than their own. What's funny is the libs "claim" to be the "tolerant" ones.....

[kwame k]

I personally don't watch left or right wing talking head shows. Never could get into watching or listening to them.

[FORD]

So much for Glenn BecKKK's so called "principles".... He's in FAVOR of the goddamn AIG "bonus" payoffs!




Glenn Beck Comes Out in Favor of Paying AIG Executive Bonuses
By: Blue Texan Tuesday March 17, 2009 10:30 am


The Populist Champion of the Everyman is sticking up for those downtrodden, forgotten millionaires at AIG.

DAILY BEAST: How angry does it make you that AIG is using our money to pay $165 million in bonuses to their ill-begotten executives?

BECK: It makes me insane because George Bush shouldn’t have given that money to AIG in the first place. Now we have to care about what their contracts with their people say. Now I’m mad at George Bush and Barney Frank and Chris Dodd making this deal. But I can’t believe that Barack Obama wants to break the contract. What are you talking about? You’ve got a contract. Now if that’s what the government is going to do, saying that they have the right to terminate contracts, well, you’ve got to shut the pie hole on it. It’s one or the other. You can’t just start breaking contracts. If you want to do that, that’s why you let businesses fail.

DB: It’s not our contract with AIG, the people’s contract with AIG. It’s AIG’s contracts with its executives.

BECK: They made those deals with their employees. How could you possibly back out of the AIG contract because it’s popular? It’s a legal contract.

Really shows his true colors, eh?

Beck also reaffirmed his comparison of Al Gore to Joseph Goebbles and claims that President Obama has turned the US into a totalitarian socialist state.

This is the new face of Fox News.



Link (http://firedoglake.com/2009/03/17/glenn-beck-comes-out-in-favor-of-paying-aig-executive-bonuses/)

[Kristy]

With all that's been said I like Glenn Beck! Not because he's anywhere near being a proper journalist (are you kidding) but because the warped cretins at Fox News couldn't even invent this guy like they did with O'Reilly and Hannity. Beck is a monkey swinging aimlessly in his own Thorazine cage claiming to "love" America while at the same time being unable to define it. But Beck's real talent is to speak without thinking, in fact, his whole show is testament to that.

[Combat Ready]

So much for Glenn BecKKK's so called "principles".... He's in FAVOR of the goddamn AIG "bonus" payoffs!



Link (http://firedoglake.com/2009/03/17/glenn-beck-comes-out-in-favor-of-paying-aig-executive-bonuses/)

OKKK...I get your point.

And he's dead wrong. By the way--you know who supported the bonus provision don't ya?


Amid AIG Furor, Dodd Tries to Undo Bonus Protections He Put In
Senator Chris Dodd (D-Conn.) on Monday night floated the idea of taxing American International Group (AIG: 0.9491, 0.169, 21.66&#37;) bonus recipients so the government could recoup some or all of the $450 million the company is paying to employees in its financial products unit. Within hours, the idea spread to both houses of Congress, with lawmakers proposing an AIG bonus tax.
The move represents somewhat of an about-face for the Senator.
While the Senate was constructing the $787 billion stimulus last month, Dodd added an executive-compensation restriction to the bill. That amendment provides an “exception for contractually obligated bonuses agreed on before Feb. 11, 2009” -- which exempts the very AIG bonuses Dodd and others are now seeking to tax.
Amid AIG Furor, Dodd Tries to Undo Bonus Protections He Put In - FOXBusiness.com (http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/markets/industries/finance/dodd-cracks-aig---time/)

Who were the top two politicians to receive campaign donations in the 08 election cycle?
Of course:

Name Office Total Contributions
Dodd, Chris (D-CT) Senate $103,100
Obama, Barack (D-IL) Senate $101,332

American International Group: All Recipients | OpenSecrets (http://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/recips.php?id=D000000123)

[Big Train]

I said this months ago and I agree with Beck. Those deals with those employees were in place long before the bailout. The government knew at the time of the bailout that it was an issue and didn't have the time or energy and money to redraw 73 contracts (which the employees would drag their heels to stretch the process out). So everyone at that table knew at the time of the bonuses and were trying to make those restrictions going forward. All this "outrage" is a fucking stunt, pure and simple. The first stunt of the new administration...yay.

[BITEYOASS]

Glenn Beck has that televangelist-bush loving-alex jones plagerizing vibe going on! You know your really a total nutjob when you steal another nutjob's work. FEMA camps? Alex was talking about that years ago! But when Bush left office, it was time to jump on another political wagon for the purpose of ratings.

BTW he hates the 9/11 families! YouTube - Glenn Beck hates 9/11 victim families that ask question about 9/11 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doJZYQzk6HA)

[Combat Ready]

BTW he hates the 9/11 families!

Only 10 of 'em.

[BITEYOASS]

Personally I can't stand most talking heads on either side and would rather look at the news myself. But Beck is total dipshit and anyone who defends him is a total dumbfuck. I've never seen such fake crying in my life. Plus that stupid line of, "Are you ready to be the person you were the day after 9/11?" WTF?!?! Hell no! IMO that day wasn't not something I want to remember.

[BITEYOASS]

Two-faced Beck

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[Combat Ready]

Personally I can't stand most talking heads on either side and would rather look at the news myself. But Beck is total dipshit and anyone who defends him is a total dumbfuck. I've never seen such fake crying in my life. Plus that stupid line of, "Are you ready to be the person you were the day after 9/11?" WTF?!?! Hell no! IMO that day wasn't not something I want to remember.

Seems like you're kind of obsessed with the guy--that's cool....To each his own.

I think as far as the 9-12 statement goes, Americans did pull together in a special, unique way after the tragedy. Regardless of race, religion, political affiliation...etc, etc. It DID bring out the best in the USA--together...Maybe you don't get it?

[FORD]

Seems like you're kind of obsessed with the guy--that's cool....To each his own.

I think as far as the 9-12 statement goes, Americans did pull together in a special, unique way after the tragedy. Regardless of race, religion, political affiliation...etc, etc. It DID bring out the best in the USA--together...Maybe you don't get it?

That statement makes as much sense as John "Fat Bastard" Hagee saying that God sent Hitler to slaughter 6 million Jews so the ones he missed could move back to Israel, and kick off the "Countdown to the End of the Fucking World™"

The best in the USA? No, it brought out fear. Primal fucking fear. And that's exactly what it was intended to do.

[Combat Ready]

That statement makes as much sense as John "Fat Bastard" Hagee saying that God sent Hitler to slaughter 6 million Jews so the ones he missed could move back to Israel, and kick off the "Countdown to the End of the Fucking World™"

The best in the USA? No, it brought out fear. Primal fucking fear. And that's exactly what it was intended to do.

Bullshit Ford. Maybe you were fucking full of fear and fear alone. There were people pulling together big time after 9-11....OVERCOMING fear. (Except for you and the dumbass that says it all).


Jesus--who the fuck is talking about Hagee and fucking Hitler? Israel...countdown to the end of the world---wtf?

[FORD]

I was never full of fear. I was in shock for maybe about 5 minutes after the 2nd plane hit, but the fact that it was only 6 : 02 AM local time and my coffee hadn't even finished brewing yet probably explains that more than anything else.

If I "feared" anything, it was the fact that an incompetent unelected bastard was occupying the White House at the time, and that he would completely fuck this whole thing up.

And Chimpy exceeded my expectations in that regard.

[Combat Ready]

I was never full of fear. I was in shock for maybe about 5 minutes after the 2nd plane hit, but the fact that it was only 6 : 02 AM local time and my coffee hadn't even finished brewing yet probably explains that more than anything else.


I was referring to 9/12....Read the post.

You stated "The best in the USA? No, it brought out fear. Primal fucking fear. And that's exactly what it was intended to do."

And I say Bullshit to you. The last thing on my mind on 9/12 (or most Americans) was fucking fear.

[hideyoursheep]

And I say Bullshit to you. The last thing on my mind on 9/12 (or most Americans) was fucking fear.
So what was on your mind?

[Combat Ready]

So what was on your mind?

On 9/12? Pride, Patriotism, and a little Vengeance for starters. How 'bout you?

[Kristy]

I briefy watched Beck yesterday and his guest was that shameless hack "Dr." Drew Pinsky who, if anyone knows, made his fortune by exploiting the drug/drinking habits of celebrities. Anyhoo, even Pinksy was looking at Beck wondering about his mental state as Beck would ask a question and then roll his chair back and pull some off-quirky stunt oblivious to any answer Pinksy gave him.

[Big Train]

Yet you watched. With any of these guys thats all that mattered. You still fucking watched.

[Kristy]

And I'll watch again. I find Beck's slow mental breakdown to be quite entertaining.

[Nitro Express]

I briefy watched Beck yesterday and his guest was that shameless hack "Dr." Drew Pinsky who, if anyone knows, made his fortune by exploiting the drug/drinking habits of celebrities. Anyhoo, even Pinksy was looking at Beck wondering about his mental state as Beck would ask a question and then roll his chair back and pull some off-quirky stunt oblivious to any answer Pinksy gave him.

Agreed of Dr. Drew but I'm addicted to Celebrity Rehab. LOL! Maybe we will see Eddie Van Halen on the next episode and he can get into deep philosophy with Gary Busey. LOL!

[Nitro Express]

I'm waiting for the episode where Glenn Beck has a midget ream his ass with a cold carrot and a dog licks peanut butter off his dick while he shakes from Oxycodin withdrawl.

[FORD]

Back in 2004, Eddie could have taken on both Steven Adler and Jeff Conaway for the title of "Most hysterically fucked up celebrity addict".

[Kristy]

I'm waiting for the episode where Glenn Beck has a midget ream his ass with a cold carrot and a dog licks peanut butter off his dick while he shakes from Oxycodin withdrawl.

Eh, think you're giving Beck a little too much credit there.

[Big Train]

And I'll watch again. I find Beck's slow mental breakdown to be quite entertaining.

As I do Maddow's swarminess and Olberman's overly botoxed face stretching to contain his issues that he directs at others. Only a few minutes though, I couldn't either of them for an hour.

[BITEYOASS]

Here is how glenn came up with the 9/12 project:

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[hideyoursheep]

On 9/12? Pride, Patriotism, and a little Vengeance for starters. How 'bout you?

Disbelief.

Disbelief that something of that magnitude could be planned and carried out without anyone noticing.

I wasn't worried about vengeance. I assumed they would get theirs.

I was wrong.


Now, I am worried about justice.

[Nickdfresh]

The Daily Show comments on Glenn Beck's "populist uprising." Starts at 2:27...

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What a crazy bitch! :D

[FORD]

http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2009/04/07/tomo/story.jpg

[Nitro Express]

I could see why right wingers would consider Keith to be a "liberal partisan", but he never once promoted secession or cried on the air - Swaggart style - like BecKKK is doing.

Exactly. Plus he doesn't even come across as a real Mormon. The way he acts and the way he jokes is something a real Mormon wouldn't do. This is the guy that hangs around the church selling his ponzi scheme.

[fryingdutchman]

The Daily Show comments on Glenn Beck's "populist uprising." Starts at 2:27...

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What a crazy bitch! :D

Bravo, Nick!

I was just about to post about how Jon Stewart ripped that freak Glenn Beck apart on "The Daily Show."

Admittedly, I don't watch Beck....so I don't have much of a frame of reference for whatever his fucking problem is.

But based on Stewart's clip-fest of Beck meltdowns, he appears to be one seriously disturbed individual.

And a hypocrite about 9/11 to boot.

[thome]

You crazy catz an jammer kids...my.. my... my...

Bitch and moan about Glen Beck with a KKK...... but are happy when the Jon Stewart show wins an t.v. show jousting...

I am slain with yalll's dum dum baby brains.....

CRACK MY RITE THE FUKK UP>>>LOL

P.S. Yoda is a puppet, yeap................... he ain't real....sorry


BARTENDER!!!!

EMMYS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!

[thome]

Welp!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaah ...(that's a small do you know....)

Thank Gaddanng -The West Wing- is REAL!!!

Did the talaban get a Emmy.. for 911....?


BARTENDER!!!


A case of EMMYS and a Bottle of complete Bullsh!t .........to go!

[BITEYOASS]

LOL Alex Jones PWNES!!!! Glenn Beck

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[Combat Ready]

Damn guys and gals...If you don't like him why do you watch so much and post hours of you tube vids? Bite your dick has already posted 5+ hours of footage. Thou protest too much?

Change the fucking channel already.

[Combat Ready]

Again--What is wrong with the core principles Beck promotes?

Principles

1. America Is Good.

2. I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.

3. I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.
Honesty “I hope that I shall always possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider to be the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.” George Washington

4. The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.
Marriage/Family “It is in the love of one’s family only that heartfelt happiness is know. By a law of our nature, we cannot be happy without the endearing connections of a family.” Thomas Jefferson

5. If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.
Justice “I deem one of the essential principles of our government… equal and exact justice to all men of whatever state or persuasion, religious or political.” Thomas Jefferson

6. I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.
Life, Liberty, & The Pursuit of Happiness “Everyone has a natural right to choose that vocation in life which he thinks most likely to give him comfortable subsistence.” Thomas Jefferson

7. I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.
Charity “It is not everyone who asketh that deserveth charity; all however, are worth of the inquiry or the deserving may suffer.” George Washington

8. It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.
On your right to disagree “In a free and republican government, you cannot restrain the voice of the multitude; every man will speak as he thinks, or more properly without thinking.” George Washington

9. The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.
Who works for whom? “I consider the people who constitute a society or a nation as the source of all authority in that nation.” Thomas Jefferson
__________________

[FORD]

If Alex Jones was always that funny, I'd listen to his radio show every day. :lmao:

[BITEYOASS]

The hits just keep on coming, I love how the RW is just becoming batshit crazy paranoid! And Beck is the best example of it. Here is some more:

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I'm sure you canadians would have liked to see this RedEye douchebag burned alive, but WTF?!?!

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[FORD]

If Glenn BecKKK wants to be set on fire so bad, why doesn't he just go to Hell already, and Satan can make sure he burns for a long long time.

[Kristy]

I gather from watching both that Fox is putting all their money into Hannity and thus short-changing Beck's daily doses of medication.

[BITEYOASS]

If Glenn BecKKK wants to be set on fire so bad, why doesn't he just go to Hell already, and Satan can make sure he burns for a long long time.

Actually Glenn Beck wants to be killed with a shovel:

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[Blaze]

beck is a loony tunes, not sure which cartoon character, but a loony toon for sure.
And that other guy..... he is investigating prisons saying look, the prisons are right at this very moment being used as prisons... ummm.

I remember when this silliness was danced before me... rolleyes...
I'll repeat what I said to the dancer then...

Our penitentiary system is a significantly privatized industry. Moreover, this is not good, that is true. The penal system was not always privatized. By it being privatized, it creates lobbyist to promote profit from sentencing guidelines. By law anything to do with the penal system and the Judicial system of the penal system that is privatized should be non-profit at least and charitable at best. A profit based prison system is not a good idea.

That said, I continued, in the penal industry, you would have waste issues at best, fraud issues at worst. All the way up to and including, "building bridges to no where” examples. I went on to tell him of an individual that had used state and federal funs literally to build a bridge to nowhere. Also showed examples of where prison housing was built and funding was not available to run the prison and it sits there as a noted reminder that construction companies can be a source of spending waste.

Fraud is fraud. No matter if, it is a fraud in road construction, or prison facilities

[FORD]

Mike Malloy is ripping this freak BecKKK a new asshole right now. And he raises a valid point. BecKKK has gone way beyond free speech or political speech, right into literally inciting violence. These crazy mass murderers are listening to BecKKK. Right now there's a Tim McVeigh wannabe listening to BecKKK, and the irresponsible son of a bitch is claiming the President of the United States wants to burn people alive.

It's time to tell Murdoch that this shit is unacceptable. You can laugh at Hannity, O'reilly, the fools on Red Eye, and that douchebag Kilmeade on the morning show, but BecKKK just ain't funny. He's psychotic, and he's appealing to those just as whacked as he is.

[Blaze]

Ford, you would be surprised at how little it takes to inspire someone over the edge. -_-

[Nitro Express]

Beck is a convert to the Mormon church.

Basically in that religion, you are either born into it or you are a unstable, needy type, who fell in love with a Mormon or jumped on board because you are desperate to flee your old addicted lifestyle and need new friends. Most converts bolt soon enough.

[Nitro Express]

Mike Malloy is ripping this freak BecKKK a new asshole right now. And he raises a valid point. BecKKK has gone way beyond free speech or political speech, right into literally inciting violence. These crazy mass murderers are listening to BecKKK. Right now there's a Tim McVeigh wannabe listening to BecKKK, and the irresponsible son of a bitch is claiming the President of the United States wants to burn people alive.

It's time to tell Murdoch that this shit is unacceptable. You can laugh at Hannity, O'reilly, the fools on Red Eye, and that douchebag Kilmeade on the morning show, but BecKKK just ain't funny. He's psychotic, and he's appealing to those just as whacked as he is.

Yup. I bet Beck masturbated to the Book of Mormon because of all the violence in it. Especially the part where Nephi was commanded to chop Laban's head off because he got in the way of progress. Also, Mormons take six times the Prozac as the national average and I'm sure Beck is medicated. Could you imagine how nuts he would go without the Prozac?

[Combat Ready]

Yup. I bet Beck masturbated to the Book of Mormon because of all the violence in it. Especially the part where Nephi was commanded to chop Laban's head off because he got in the way of progress. Also, Mormons take six times the Prozac as the national average and I'm sure Beck is medicated. Could you imagine how nuts he would go without the Prozac?

You guys are some intolerant jackasses.....Lemmings. Sad.

[Combat Ready]

Beck is a convert to the Mormon church.


So what? Freedom of Religion. What's wrong with you dickheads? Fuck you Nitro.

[FORD]

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[Combat Ready]

So, you're Nitro's bitch Ford? Or just a religion basher in general?

[FORD]

No, I just think the LSD mythology is particularly messed up.

I mean come on.... Black people are the descendants of angels who were too lazy to fight Satan?? What the fuck is up with that??

[Combat Ready]

No, I just think the LSD mythology is particularly messed up.

I mean come on.... Black people are the descendants of angels who were too lazy to fight Satan?? What the fuck is up with that??

And your religion has no flaws? Who the fuck are you?

[hideyoursheep]

You guys are some intolerant jackasses.....Lemmings. Sad.


What's wrong with you dickheads? Fuck you Nitro.


So, you're Nitro's bitch Ford? Or just a religion basher in general?



And your religion has no flaws? Who the fuck are you?

Does somebody have a man-crush on Glenn Beck?
Isn't that what this is all about? Why are you so bent outta shape when people point out the obvious?

You need to start thinking for yourself as well as the generations to come instead of worrying whether or not anyone who hangs out at this site believes in Beck, who is only a puppet for the masters who pay that ignorant fuck.

I tried to watch that show of his..I couldn't get past his tunnel-vision tirade on socialism, and how he (or his producers at FOX) use images and comparisons to make you stop listening to his nonsense (as well as the thoughts of his so-called "panel") and follow the shiny object. Talking about this "dangerous road" we're traveling down on the way to fascism-using old WWII reels of Musolinni and Adolf - again, so you follow the shiny object, and the conversation not so much- which was primarily focused on Obama and HIS spending...:rolleyes:

Beck is for the weak-minded who want others to do their thinking for them.
It's less violent that Jerry Springer, but more dangerous, all because some guy on a cable TV news network wears a suit and seems legit, there are turdballs out there who will take that shit as Gospel.

Wake the fuck up, kid.

[mwsully]

I personally don't watch left or right wing talking head shows. Never could get into watching or listening to them.

I second that!

[mwsully]

So what? Freedom of Religion. What's wrong with you dickheads? Fuck you Nitro.

Speaking for myself (and maybe Ford, Lounge,Hide your sheep, Nick, et. al.), I am, in general, pissed off that any of these so-called "reporters/commentators" actuallly have an audience -- maybe not a huge one, but one nonetheless. Their influence on the masses is frightening. And people will believe anything just because it's them saying it. Arrrrgh!

It scares me to think that there are people in this country who actually respect and get their "facts" from these people.

The ignorance in this country is astounding (or maybe it's about denial). Not that I am the premier historian or political "Zorro", I do try to sift out b.s. from fact and I don't follow any single, political mind. Although I do have an inclination toward Chomsky.

I am angry at the passiveness and apathy of people in this country.

[Kristy]

It scares me to think that there are people in this country who actually respect and get their "facts" from these people.

The ignorance in this country is astounding (or maybe it's about denial). Not that I am the premier historian or political "Zorro", I do try to sift out b.s. from fact and I don't follow any single, political mind. Although I do have an inclination toward Chomsky.

I am angry at the passiveness and apathy of people in this country.

Good points. The skewed cathode blare that is Fox, CNN or even MSNBCEDFG (or whatever they call themselves) has little to do with news much less qualifying as remote journalism. These organizations exist because you're half-right, Americans are stupid. Even TMZ gets respectable ratings. The other half is Americans loved to be entertained and that's what Hannity, Olberman, Maddow, Anderson Cooper, et al, represent. The lines have become more than blurred. O'Reilly's odious pit bull tactics are more character than professional and you have to keep that in mind when watching these disaffected morons.

As for Beck, like I said he comes off as being about as "unbalanced" as one can become at FOX but that's to be expected from a onslaught of Murdoch memos that flagrantly push a pro-Rethuglican slant. Have you even seen Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War On Journalism?"

Here's The Link (http://www.outfoxed.org/)

It's somewhat sloppy, lo-fi and is haphazardly put together and there is little mention of Murdoch himself but it's worth the watch.

[LoungeMachine]

So what? Freedom of Religion. .


Unless they face Mecca 5 times a day, right?

[Big Train]

If this guy is so bad for the world , then shouldn't everyone else be gaining on him? How do you explain the losses of his moral and actual competition? I'm thinking of Cooper, Olby and most notably Maddow (While this story is everywhere, I intentionally picked this link, so that Lounge and Ford wouldn't get upset from where it came from-The pro-spin version):

Obama won, now what does Maddow's future hold? - Los Angeles Times (http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-maddow22-2009apr22,0,4939507.story)

The left-leaning host of an MSNBC show sees a ratings drop, but remains committed to asking the tough questions.
By Yvonne Villarreal
April 22, 2009
When MSNBC's "The Rachel Maddow Show" debuted during the historic campaign of Barack Obama, the program's ratings soared and made its host a breakout star on cable.

But as the president's administration nears its 100-day milestone, Maddow's show -- like most cable programs that traffic in political talk and chatter -- has seen its numbers cool. March was the lowest-rated month so far for Maddow with her numbers falling from an average high of 1.9 million viewers to just slightly over 1.1 million.

The road to regain viewers would seem an especially challenging one for Maddow. Politics, not to mention television, thrives on conflict, but how much of that will there be with a left-leaning host in a time of a left-leaning president? Maddow isn't worried.

My job of asking questions and being critical doesn't stop depending on who is in the White House," said the 36-year-old host. "My main concern is keeping the quality of the show high. We don't debate the ratings very much."

Such concerns are a long way from last September when Maddow's show stormed onto the crowded political talk circuit and more than doubled her network's viewership in her time slot. Audiences, and many critics, responded to the show's mix of political analysis, offbeat news and Maddow's stinging wit.

"I think Rachel is a rock star," said Phil Griffin, president of MSNBC, about the show that airs at 9 weeknights (6 p.m. PDT). "We've never had success anywhere near that in our 12-year history at 9 p.m. right out of the gate."

And even though Maddow's ratings slipped last month, she still beat out CNN's "Larry King Live," a consistent cable news heavyweight, among the 25- to 54-year-old demographic. And, on some nights, she bested King in total viewers. But she's still a good distance from Fox News' "Hannity," which continues to dominate the 9 p.m. time slot.

Despite her political similarities with the new administration, there is still a president to hold to account. She's already gone after Obama on issues like wiretapping and torture.

"She has not at all been afraid to be critical of Obama when she disagrees with him," said Martin Kaplan, director of the Norman Lear Center at the USC Annenberg School for Communication. "It's a place for people to tune in and hear intelligent conversation about differences of opinion."

A former AIDS activist and Rhodes scholar, Maddow began her journey to becoming MSNBC's ratings darling on a whim, when she auditioned for a job as a morning radio sidekick in Massachusetts. By 2004, she made it onto Air America, a liberal talk radio network.

The platform brought her to the attention of cable news producers and it wasn't long before she made regular appearances on MSNBC's "Tucker" and CNN's "Paula Zahn Now." She eventually became a frequent substitute host on "Countdown With Keith Olbermann" -- a stint that would later lead to a show touting her name in the title.

"We don't debate the ratings much". No shit, you can't. 50&#37; audience GONE...

[FORD]

I don't watch Rachel's show that much. I'd like to, but it just happens to be on the same time as Mike Malloy. Sometimes I have tried to catch the rerun later, but MSNBC keeps switching the time around on all the reruns, and I really don't want to have to sit through 4 hours to make sure I get the right hour for the replay.

It's a great show though. I'd watch it if I could.

[LoungeMachine]

I LOVE Rachel Maddow.

She's brilliant.

:gulp:

[hideyoursheep]

I don't watch any of them anymore, to be honest.

[Big Train]

So from this highly unscientific sample:

Ford is busy
Lounge is watching
Sheep gave up on the cable news

I suppose that could explain it.

Conversely, Beck watchers must be laid off, think he is great and have doubled down on cable news, since talk radio is dying off.

[FORD]

Well, the original article's point that ratings of a political show would probably drop after an election is probably valid enough. Hell, especially this election which seemed to literally go on forever (at least the primaries did)

Me I'm a political junkie, though at this point it's about issues rather than party labels, because the one guy who had kept me interested in the Democratic party for the last 6 years or so is no longer running the show, and I'm not sure how to feel about a party that seems to have room for Evan Bayh and Jane "AIPAC spy enabler" Harmon, but no role for Howard Dean.

So I still listen to Hartmann and Malloy daily (and occasionally Ron Reagan, and watch Rachel when I can) because they're talking about the issues beyond just the partisan cheerleading. Or partisan teabagging like Mush and BecKKK.

[Big Train]

Is it as engaging listening to Maddow agree with Obama as it is for Olbermann to disagree with Bush for you (although Maddow seems to have gotten that memo and at least entertains discontent with Barry for ratings and balance purposes)? That seems to be the real question.

Looking at both talk radio and cable news, a discontent Republican themed show gets better ratings than a discontent Democratic themed show, seems to be the message.

[hideyoursheep]

So from this highly unscientific sample:


..Sheep gave up on the cable news
Not entirely, I just took a pass on the Host/ panel discussion shows...News I dont mind, but opinion-based programming is becoming tiresome.

[hideyoursheep]

Looking at both talk radio and cable news, a discontent Republican themed show gets better ratings than a discontent Democratic themed show, seems to be the message.

Rush give his show away for free in some markets, so that may be why there's such a spike in his ratings, seeing how he's on just about every other AM station in Jerkwater, USA.

I've said this before...I've seen company cafeterias, hospitals, nursing homes, and even banks that play Fox Noise constantly. What method they use for determining ratings I have no idea, but when you can run your show non-stop where the channel can never be changed, well......

[Big Train]

Well, that is a bit loopy logic. I highly doubt all those places have Faux News and every other channel blocked.

Prescott Bush didn't know shit about cable....

Although it might drive some people insane, people seem to trust Fox News more than CNN or MSNBC...or the network news for that matter. Why, I don't know, they all suck.

[hideyoursheep]

Well, that is a bit loopy logic. I highly doubt all those places have Faux News and every other channel blocked.
. Can't speak for the nursing homes, but the bank and cafeteria were locked on....you can't change it in the bank, and you weren't allowed in the cafeteria. Seriously. If anything's loopy, it's that FNC is being forced onto people who don't want it.

I couldn't imagine trying to sit down and have a lunch with Beck or Hannity, and not being able to turn it off! I thought we didn't tourture?!

I already switched banks.

[Blaze]

Go C-SPAN

[BITEYOASS]

I just change the channel to ESPN or even Fox Sports like everyone else does in a public place that's showing that shitty channel Faux News. But only if I have access to a remote or channel changer. If I don't, then it's time to break out the mp3 player.