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alicebowie
03-15-2009, 12:54 AM
My name is Alice Bowie.
I'm a new recruit in the Roth Army. I've been a fan since Van Halen's
debut album.I followed his solo carreer for a while.But lost interest
Then I won tickets to see the Roth/Hagar tour.I hadn't been to a
concert for years.It renewed my love for live shows.Been checking
out sites for news of Dave's status with the band. Looks like they're
in nuetral for now. Hope they do something.No more Van Hagar please.

Sarge's Little Helper
03-15-2009, 12:56 AM
Hello alicebowie, welcome aboard and welcome to The David Lee Roth Army! Thanks for joining our lubricated leper colony for a sloppy dose of music, entertainment and pop culture madness Roth style. Enjoy your stay!

alicebowie
03-15-2009, 01:05 AM
Hello alicebowie, welcome aboard and welcome to The David Lee Roth Army! Thanks for joining our lubricated leper colony for a sloppy dose of music, entertainment and pop culture madness Roth style. Enjoy your stay!

I'm guessing this is an automated response.The same thing was
said on another welcome wagon thread.The first two threads I scoped
there were not too friendly. I hope I fair better.:)

Redballjets88
03-15-2009, 01:12 AM
Welcome to the army alice. Don't worry about the hostility around here, just don't go around the frontline without your chin strap on. Otherwise this place is a great Van Halen forum. :baaa:

alicebowie
03-15-2009, 01:22 AM
Welcome to the army alice. Don't worry about the hostility around here, just don't go around the frontline without your chin strap on. Otherwise this place is a great Van Halen forum. :baaa:

Thanx Tex.
I lived in Keller for a while.A tornado ran me out of town.
Took out my house and everything I owned.The insurance
money paid for my present home close to a lake.Some
guy that claims to be a former drummer for Great White
lives nearby.

hideyoursheep
03-15-2009, 05:20 AM
:duh:

Not again...


:rolleyes:

GAR
03-15-2009, 12:48 PM
Welcome!

alicebowie
03-15-2009, 06:41 PM
:duh:

Not again...


:rolleyes:
You got a problem with Texas? Where you from? NEW YORK CITY?
Get a rope.
FYI. DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS.

WARF
03-18-2009, 01:56 PM
I'm guessing this is an automated response.The same thing was
said on another welcome wagon thread.The first two threads I scoped
there were not too friendly. I hope I fair better.:)

You'll be okay, the dude I dissed had OU812 in his username lol

LoungeMachine
03-20-2009, 04:06 PM
:duh:

Not again...


:rolleyes:

yep, it's cadaverdouche [again]

:lol:

Even used the "insurance bought my house by the lake" story [again]

:gulp:

ThrillsNSpills
03-27-2009, 02:35 PM
My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen


The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...


After all these, shouldn't the next username just be "Yeah, it's Him"?

cadaverdog
03-27-2009, 04:23 PM
My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen


The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...


After all these, shouldn't the next username just be "Yeah, it's Him"?

I'm done with that nonsense.
With the self appointed savior of the internet , detective (formerly deputy)
Barney ( Lounge Machine ) Fife on the job it's a waste of time.
With his "Rockstar " connections and seemingly endless amount of free
time dedicated to patrolling the net and doling out punishment to those
who violate his interpretation of the rules of posting , it's senseless to
try to slip something by him.

That being said "Up in Smoke" is one of my favorite movies of all time.
When it came to the drive -in in my home town I went to see it every
night for about a week.
My cousin was the manager so I could get in free every night.
We would get higher and higher every night.
One night I had purchased a keg of beer but found out we couldn't take
it to the house were we had planned on due to a pissy girlfriend of the
dude who said we could have it at there.
So we stuck it in the trunk of my Chevelle and took it to the drive-in.
We shared with anyone who wanted to drink with us.
We finished the keg that night .
One night my buddy and I both fell asleep and my cousin made sure
no one woke us up and we ended up sleeping there all night.
Those were the good old days.
All the drive-ins are gone now.

Guitar Shark
03-27-2009, 05:20 PM
One night my buddy and I both fell asleep and my cousin made sure
no one woke us up and we ended up sleeping there all night.
Those were the good old days.


You know, you should really learn that some thoughts are better left in your head.

LoungeMachine
03-27-2009, 06:03 PM
You know, you should really learn that some thoughts are better left in your head.

:lol:

He wasn't born with the same thought-filter as the rest of us.

Case in point: His sock/masturbation post.

:gulp:

I like how he was the one busted for trolling with his third alias, but can't help but still try to paint ME as the one with the issues. :D

chefcraig
03-27-2009, 07:19 PM
I'm done with that nonsense.
With the self appointed savior of the internet , detective (formerly deputy)
Barney ( Lounge Machine ) Fife on the job it's a waste of time.
With his "Rockstar " connections and seemingly endless amount of free
time dedicated to patrolling the net and doling out punishment to those
who violate his interpretation of the rules of posting , it's senseless to
try to slip something by him.

That is true to an extent, yet there comes a point when you can not blame others (in this case Lounge Machine) for merely quoting posts that you have publicly offered. For instance, the latest go-around centered on not only a post, yet an actual thread started by you querying people on which particular videos they enjoy masturbating to. Yeah, yeah, "Freedom Of Speech", freewill, ect...I get it. Yet along with the basic tenets of speaking openly comes the responsibility of standing behind what one is saying, yet beyond that there is the simple consideration of common sense and good taste before even opening one's mouth.

You are the one that wished to make a fresh start of things. That is indeed admirable. Yet pointing fingers at others for your own mistakes isn't exactly starting things off all that well, is it?

cadaverdog
03-27-2009, 08:02 PM
That is true to an extent, yet there comes a point when you can not blame others (in this case Lounge Machine) for merely quoting posts that you have publicly offered. For instance, the latest go-around centered on not only a post, yet an actual thread started by you querying people on which particular videos they enjoy masturbating to. Yeah, yeah, "Freedom Of Speech", freewill, ect...I get it. Yet along with the basic tenets of speaking openly comes the responsibility of standing behind what one is saying, yet beyond that there is the simple consideration of common sense and good taste before even opening one's mouth.

You are the one that wished to make a fresh start of things. That is indeed admirable. Yet pointing fingers at others for your own mistakes isn't exactly starting things off all that well, is it?

It's not a case of me being embarrassed about the content of those posts .
I jerk off , not as often as when I was younger but I still do it and consider
it normal behavior.
When I'm with friends we joke about shit like that all the time.
If someone else wants to respond , cool .
If not thats cool too.
But who appointed Lounge Machine judge of what I choose to discuss?
If these are free forums and I'm not breaking any rules why can't threads
live or die on their own merit?
The reason I tried an alias the first time was to get in a few words before
Lounge decided for everyone else here that if I post it it's bullshit.
Mainly because our political views clash.

We've had our disagreements but we've also been in agreement on some
subjects.
I ask you this .
Who is it up to as to what's discussed here ?
One guy or everyone that posts here?
All I say is let everyone decide.
If no one responds to a thread it dies.
But one guy shouldn't be able to kill every thread he doesn't like.

cadaverdog
03-27-2009, 08:08 PM
You know, you should really learn that some thoughts are better left in your head.

Makes me wonder what goes on in your head .
You don't hang around or party with other men?
You've never partied too hard and nodded off ?
Your reply makes no sense.

cadaverdog
03-27-2009, 08:15 PM
:lol:

He wasn't born with the same thought-filter as the rest of us.

Case in point: His sock/masturbation post.

:gulp:

I like how he was the one busted for trolling with his third alias, but can't help but still try to paint ME as the one with the issues. :D
Maybe I'm just more open minded than you.
From day one here you have tried to push me around .
You have a need to be in control .
You've gone as far as changing the contents of my posts not because they violated any rules but just to show your the boss here.
If this is your site , tell me .
I'll go away.
If this is a free forum then get off my back.

chefcraig
03-27-2009, 08:25 PM
But who appointed Lounge Machine judge of what I choose to discuss?
If these are free forums and I'm not breaking any rules why can't threads
live or die on their own merit?
The reason I tried an alias the first time was to get in a few words before
Lounge decided for everyone else here that if I post it it's bullshit.
Mainly because our political views clash.

We've had our disagreements but we've also been in agreement on some
subjects.
I ask you this .
Who is it up to as to what's discussed here ?
One guy or everyone that posts here?
All I say is let everyone decide.
If no one responds to a thread it dies.
But one guy shouldn't be able to kill every thread he doesn't like.

Man, in a manner of speaking you've answered your own question. The fact is, just about anything is fair game, as it is difficult to draw a line with regard to suspected morality on a web site. Yet rather than lashing out at the criticism by defending your actions or by peeing back at those that pee upon you, why not ignore it? As you said, allow your posts or threads to stand for themselves. If they are of merit or not, they will more than likely be treated the same as everyone else's. The key difference being you do not see these other folks getting bent out of shape if criticism is thrown their way.

By not allowing it to rattle you, (at least publicly) you'll save face and remain an elusive target while doing so. It's really that simple. Look, I understand the need (or want) to respond one way or another, yet in some cases it truly is better to just remain silent and let things fall as they may, rather than open your mouth while simultaneously drawing a target on your back.

Seriously, why not give it a shot? At this point, there really is little to lose...yet in fact, a great deal to gain.

cadaverdog
03-27-2009, 09:09 PM
Yet rather than lashing out at the criticism by defending your actions or by peeing back at those that pee upon you, why not ignore it?
Defending my actions is futile.
Sometimes pissing back is all you've got.
Never been a turn the other cheek kind of guy when it comes to bullies.
Internet or in real life.

chefcraig
03-27-2009, 09:18 PM
Defending my actions is futile.
Sometimes pissing back is all you've got.
Never been a turn the other cheek kind of guy when it comes to bullies.
Internet or in real life.

Your choice, friend. Just remember that Jim Rockford was pretty much the same way. And he usually had his car wrecked, his trailer shot up or his head kicked in at least once per episode. ;)


http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2236/arfc.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=arfc.jpg)

cadaverdog
03-27-2009, 09:44 PM
Your choice, friend. Just remember that Jim Rockford was pretty much the same way. And he usually had his car wrecked, his trailer shot up or his head kicked in at least once per episode. ;)


http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2236/arfc.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=arfc.jpg)

But he always won in the end and had the coolest ride.
Looked stock but that Firebird had a supercharged motor under the hood.
I'd like to go to one of those stunt driving schools where they teach you
the "Rockford ".
I tried it in my old maverick and hit a tree.
I just took off the fender and beat the dent out as best I could.
It was a rolling shit pile anyway.
Killer tunes though.
It had one of the first model Pioneer supertuners with 8 track.
No A.M just F.M and 8 track.

kwame k
03-27-2009, 10:43 PM
Your choice, friend. Just remember that Jim Rockford was pretty much the same way. And he usually had his car wrecked, his trailer shot up or his head kicked in at least once per episode. ;)


http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2236/arfc.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/my.php?image=arfc.jpg)


One of my favorite TV shows.

chefcraig
03-27-2009, 11:11 PM
One of my favorite TV shows.

As tedious as it can be (sitting at a computer to watch tv), you can see several seasons of the Rockford Files at hulu. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-happy-smileys-336.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/)

Hulu - Videos (http://www.hulu.com/videos/search?query=The+Rockford+Files)

LoungeMachine
03-28-2009, 02:53 AM
But he always won in the end .

No, he didn't you fucking moron.

You NEVER know what you're talking about.

See, I own every episode on DVD, and used to edit an online forum ON TRF.

I know every episode front and back, and in fact own some of the original scripts, as well as other memorablia.

The ENTIRE point of TRF, was that he DIDNT always win in the end, in fact, he got stiffed almost as many times as not. Care to challenge me on this FACT?

My point is, you bring up certain pop cultural references and are usually WAAAY off base with your facts. Your Beatles thread, and CCR thread as prime examples.

Look, moron. Let me explain how a PUBLIC FORUM works

The Poster [you] are FREE to post just about anything you want, provided that you are capable of understanding THAT ANY POST/THREAD/REPLY IS FAIR GAME FOR ANY OTHER POSTER TO REFUTE, DISSECT, OR TRASH.

No one appointed me cadaverbuster. I do it because people like you annoy the living shit out of me. You're a fucking prattling dolt that likes to hear himself talk.

IF you are UNABLE to accept the slings and arrows that come with posting on a public forum, FIND ANOTHER HOBBY, DIPSHIT.

This isn't T-Ball. You don't get to stand there, swing, and run to first while everyone in the stands cheer.

And NOW, because you've been such a hypocritical douchebag about it, I'm going to SHARPEN my darts on you. Get ready, fuckstamp.

You better know WTF you're talking about, because if you don't, I'm going to shine a fucking laserbeam on every idiotic staement you make.

Why you ask? For the same reason YOU can post your gibberish about blowing your load into a sock. BECAUSE I CAN.

And please don't mistake US for those idiots you hang out with and talk about jerking off. We don't fucking care that you beat off to Paula Abdul videos, beat off to Jane Fonda pics in prison, or use a sock because you think you'll catch the GHEY if you touch your own shriveled up member.

You STILL canit comprehend why you're so mocked here.

Even chef, who has tried more than once to explain in low, dulcet tones to you, what you're doing wrong, and why you keep falling into the same traps, is about to give up on you. You can read it in his posts.

Sac up, grandpa. Quit whining about internet bullies, traffic cops, and big-bad mods. Just state your take if you have one, get your FACTS straight, and prepare to OWN what you say.

Otherwise, just go to hell.

:gulp:

Fucking fuckall fuckbag

cadaverdog
03-28-2009, 06:00 AM
No, he didn't you fucking moron.

You NEVER know what you're talking about.

See, I own every episode on DVD, and used to edit an online forum ON TRF.

I know every episode front and back, and in fact own some of the original scripts, as well as other memorablia.

The ENTIRE point of TRF, was that he DIDNT always win in the end, in fact, he got stiffed almost as many times as not. Care to challenge me on this FACT?

My point is, you bring up certain pop cultural references and are usually WAAAY off base with your facts. Your Beatles thread, and CCR thread as prime examples.

Look, moron. Let me explain how a PUBLIC FORUM works

The Poster [you] are FREE to post just about anything you want, provided that you are capable of understanding THAT ANY POST/THREAD/REPLY IS FAIR GAME FOR ANY OTHER POSTER TO REFUTE, DISSECT, OR TRASH.

No one appointed me cadaverbuster. I do it because people like you annoy the living shit out of me. You're a fucking prattling dolt that likes to hear himself talk.

IF you are UNABLE to accept the slings and arrows that come with posting on a public forum, FIND ANOTHER HOBBY, DIPSHIT.

This isn't T-Ball. You don't get to stand there, swing, and run to first while everyone in the stands cheer.

And NOW, because you've been such a hypocritical douchebag about it, I'm going to SHARPEN my darts on you. Get ready, fuckstamp.

You better know WTF you're talking about, because if you don't, I'm going to shine a fucking laserbeam on every idiotic staement you make.

Why you ask? For the same reason YOU can post your gibberish about blowing your load into a sock. BECAUSE I CAN.

And please don't mistake US for those idiots you hang out with and talk about jerking off. We don't fucking care that you beat off to Paula Abdul videos, beat off to Jane Fonda pics in prison, or use a sock because you think you'll catch the GHEY if you touch your own shriveled up member.

You STILL canit comprehend why you're so mocked here.

Even chef, who has tried more than once to explain in low, dulcet tones to you, what you're doing wrong, and why you keep falling into the same traps, is about to give up on you. You can read it in his posts.

Sac up, grandpa. Quit whining about internet bullies, traffic cops, and big-bad mods. Just state your take if you have one, get your FACTS straight, and prepare to OWN what you say.

Otherwise, just go to hell.

:gulp:

Fucking fuckall fuckbag

You've lost it.
See above.

Blaze
03-28-2009, 06:11 AM
Dog, damn/
u kow if I didn'ts feels so sorry for yous.
I'd be rights there handing out the 50 set volume of
Red Flags the Complete Reference Guide to Spotting Freaky McSqueaky

cadaverdog
03-28-2009, 06:16 AM
Dog, damn/
u kow if I didn'ts feels so sorry for yous.
I'd be rights there handing out the 50 set volume of
Red Flags the Complete Reference Guide to Spotting Freaky McSqueaky
O.K.
First time dropping acid?

hideyoursheep
03-28-2009, 07:43 AM
There's a blog function where you can let all of your thoughts go...it's all yours, no one will bother you there, you can reminisce about parking your Maverick in a tree, the Chevelle with the keg at the drive-in, what you do with your cousin, and re-write Rockford history.

But man, posting random thoughts about things we probably all did one time or another in a thread created by your alias isn't only jumping the shark, it's letting the motherfucker eat you and forcing us to watch!

:019:

Blaze
03-28-2009, 08:03 AM
O.K.
First time dropping acid?

Thanks for yet another behavior referance.....
You just can't quit gloating on yourself.
BTW, regular use of acid will cause a person to confuse reality and non-reality.
And quit using the other type acid on your face.
Grant it, it is already too late to stop before the damage is non-repairable. Most likely true about the other acid issue and you.

Panamark
03-28-2009, 08:44 AM
C-Dog, Show us yer tits !

ThrillsNSpills
03-28-2009, 08:48 AM
and why do they always have biker friends?

who will drop what they're doing on a whim to travel anywhere to brawl with an internet rival?

Blaze
03-28-2009, 09:21 AM
underdarock.com :biggrin:

LoungeMachine
03-28-2009, 11:20 AM
You've lost it.
See above.

:lol:

Says the guy posting in his own alias' thread.....

Would love to have seen what you really posted, only to go back 13 minutes later and EDIT it to this ridiculous post.

:gulp:

Game. Set. Match.

cadaverdog
03-28-2009, 10:54 PM
:lol:

Says the guy posting in his own alias' thread.....

Would love to have seen what you really posted, only to go back 13 minutes later and EDIT it to this ridiculous post.

:gulp:

Game. Set. Match.
Says the guy who's gonna shoot fire balls out his ass or whatever other
nonsence you were spewing .
Sharpen your darts?
Point a laser beam?
Scary shit.
You fuck with me because you can?
What a motto.
I fuck with people because I can.
Ever stuck your head up your ass?
You can probably do that too.
Nut job.

LoungeMachine
03-29-2009, 07:18 AM
So I take it you admit you were wrong about The Rockford Files, too....

:D

Stick to fucking your socks. It's good to be an expert on something

:gulp:

LoungeMachine
03-29-2009, 07:20 AM
You fuck with me because you can?
What a motto.
I fuck with people because I can.


.

:lol:

You forget you posted you start shit here just to piss people off?

:gulp:

moron.

cadaverdog
03-29-2009, 11:44 PM
:lol:

You forget you posted you start shit here just to piss people off?

:gulp:

moron.
I said just like you said "I'm an asshole , I admit it".
But now you're even bitching about my posts at RothFans.
You don't post there , why do you care what I post there?
Stick to bitching about what I do here , here.
Don't you have enough ammo here?
Gotta go back there pretty soon .
Somebody posted on my Sexy Videos thread .
You could always use one of "your" aliases to post there.
Unlees you deny you've done that.

cadaverdog
03-29-2009, 11:53 PM
So I take it you admit you were wrong about The Rockford Files, too....

:D

Stick to fucking your socks. It's good to be an expert on something

:gulp:

I never claimed or wish ever to claim I'm an expert on anything.
I don't feel the need.
But even if Jimmy Rockford got stiffed once in a while
how many times did he fail to solve the case , fail to prove his
innocence when framed , get his father or friends killed?
Or end up dead himself?
I musta missed those episodes.

ELVIS
07-06-2009, 02:46 AM
Alice Bowie was an alias of mine years ago...

Ozzy Osbourne was as well...flappo made my avatar...


:elvis:

Anonymous
07-06-2009, 04:36 PM
I'm guessing this is an automated response.The same thing was
said on another welcome wagon thread.The first two threads I scoped
there were not too friendly. I hope I fair better.:)

What, with an intro like this???


My name is Alice Bowie.
I'm a new recruit in the Roth Army. I've been a fan since Van Halen's
debut album.I followed his solo carreer for a while.But lost interest
Then I won tickets to see the Roth/Hagar tour.I hadn't been to a
concert for years.It renewed my love for live shows.Been checking
out sites for news of Dave's status with the band. Looks like they're
in nuetral for now. Hope they do something.No more Van Hagar please.

Welcome. Our casa es su casa, or something like that. Drink a seat, grab a drink, and enjoy your stay at the Army.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous
07-06-2009, 04:38 PM
Wait, another alias?

I usually check the full thread before replying. This is what I get for being in a hurry.

Damn.

Cheers! :bottle:

Panamark
07-07-2009, 02:20 AM
Sockman and Andy Taylor back in the same week,
We are the original Hotel California !

standin
07-07-2009, 02:10 PM
Alice Bowie was an alias of mine years ago...

Ozzy Osbourne was as well...flappo made my avatar...


:elvis:

What's up with the spontaneous confession, Elvis?

Anonymous
07-07-2009, 04:32 PM
Sockman and Andy Taylor back in the same week,
We are the original Hotel California !

You think the She(It)-Devil might come back too?

The thing we shall never mention, for fear that it may yet lurk the forums, a pile of poo on its head?

It that lived in The Dump?

Armagepocalypse may be upon us.

Cheers! :bottle: