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WARF
03-15-2009, 02:50 PM
Here's a list turn all or any of these titles into PORN FILMS.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Slumdog Millionaire
The Dark Knight
Iron Man
No Country For Old Men
There Will Be Blood
Rataouille
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Transformers
American Gangster
The Golden Compass
Pirates of the Carribean: At Worlds End
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
The Departed
Flags of Our Fathers
The Devil Wears Prada
Memoirs of a Geisha
Transamerica
Million Dollar Baby
The Aviator
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Lost In Translation
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Seabiscuit
Whale Rider
Finding Nemo
Gangs of New York
The Pianist
Road To Perdition
A Beautiful Mind
Moulin Rouge
Training Day
House of Sand and Fog
Little Miss Sunshine
Black Hawk Down
Corching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Erin Brockovich
Music of the Heart
Magnolia
The Talented Mr. Ripley
WARF
03-15-2009, 03:00 PM
The Bi-Curious Case of Benjamin's Buttocks
Iron Tran
The Golden Cumpass
The Defarted
Fags of our Fathers
The Gayviator
Gangbangs of New York
Whale Rider (No changes needed)
The Penisist
Moulin Splooge
Training Gay
Erin Cockovich
Music of the Fart
Fagnolia

(Feel Free to use other films... that were nominated)

I'm heading to wikipedia to dig up films from the 90's...
FORD
03-15-2009, 03:03 PM
The Bi-Curious Case of Benjamin Buttfucker
Slutdog Millionaire
The Dark Twat
Iron Hard Man
No Cunt For Old Men
There Will Be Cum
Swishy Todd: The Homo Barber of Castro Street
Transexualformers
American Gangbang
The Golden Shower
Butt Pirates of the Carribean: At Worlds Rear End
Butt Pirates of the Carribean: Cum on Man's Chest
Butt Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Cock
The Deflowered
Fags of Our Fathers
The Devil Wears Leather
MemWhores of a Geisha
Transamerica (uh, no need to change that one)
Million Dollar Hooker
The Analator
Eternal Cumstain of the Spotted Dress (starring Monica Lewinsky)
The Lord of the Cockrings: The Return of the Queen
Lost In Trans Nation
Masterbator and Cummander: The Queer Side of the World
Semenbiscuit
Whale Rider (no need to change that one either)
Finding Semen
Gangbangs of New York
The Penis
Road To Pornition
A Beautiful Twat
Moulin Rouge
Trannie Day
House of Tits and Ass
Little Miss Swallow
Black Cock Down
Crouching Pussy Hidden Dragqueen
Erin Cockovich
Music of the Hard On
Fagnolia
The Talented Ms. Lipley
FORD
03-15-2009, 03:03 PM
fucking server hiccups.
WARF
03-15-2009, 03:06 PM
Dude, that is fucking hysterical!!!
I regret using all my thanks on the Dead Kennedy's thread!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
FORD
03-15-2009, 03:09 PM
Oops... I forgot to change Moulin Rouge. Ah hell, it's about a whore house anyway, so why change it?
WARF
03-15-2009, 03:10 PM
I'm still cryin.... :biggrin:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :hee: :appl:
LoungeMachine
03-15-2009, 03:12 PM
Y'all forgot the GayR and Jizzystool war film cum gay porn classic



SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES

:gulp:
BITEYOASS
03-15-2009, 07:37 PM
The Golden Tapped-Ass
BITEYOASS
03-15-2009, 07:38 PM
A Beautiful Mound
blonddgirl777
03-15-2009, 08:18 PM
Pirates of the Carribean: At Worlds End
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Those movies...
Hmmmm....
Well...
Johny...

Sex, Sex, Sex!
blonddgirl777
03-15-2009, 08:20 PM
Oops... I forgot to change Moulin Rouge. Ah hell, it's about a whore house anyway, so why change it?

L.O.L.
They (Hollywood) actually managed to make an innocent love story about that old French establishment!
Top Jimmy
03-15-2009, 09:32 PM
9 1/2 Weeks = 9 1/2 Inches

One Golden Pond = On Golden Fist

A Fistful Of Dollars = A Fistful Of Cock

The Devil Wears Prada = The Devil Wears A Dildo

The Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind =
The Eternal Crust On The Unclean Ass

Reach For The Sky = Reacharound
(ok that didn't get any US awards but it got best British film....so toass off ya wankers.)

Million Dollar Baby = Twenty Dollar Whore

Forrest Gump = Forrest Pump

Driving Miss Daisy = Driving Miss Daisy....:biggrin:
hideyoursheep
03-16-2009, 03:12 AM
The Gagfather
One Spooged Over the Cuckoo's Breast
Starfucker 80
Planet of The Cock Hungry Apes
Longfellas
And Jism For All
Slut Trek II: The Wrath Of Cock
Gloryhole
Asspocalypse Now
Squirtface
HandCock
Don't Tell Mom: The Babysitters Giving Head
BentCock Mountain
3 10"s For Tula
Ocean's 11"
Anal Tap
The 40 Year-Old Virgin Does Dallas
Pump Fiction
St. Homo's Fire
The Shitfist Club
Appollo 13 1/2"
Riding in Cunts With Toys
The JizzMask (:D)
Samson And Samson
Delilah And Delilah
Titanic Tits
Slingload
TrannySpotting

:wanker:
LoungeMachine
03-16-2009, 11:17 AM
TrannySpotting

:wanker:


WARF should be made to watch this one and take notes....

:gulp:
hideyoursheep
03-17-2009, 02:56 AM
Uh-oh!

Did I unearth something?

WARF, did you..........?.....
lizzie01
03-17-2009, 06:18 AM
Obviously, we all have such dirty minds! :biggrin: This is so hilariously filthy! Just another evidence that humans can be so creative!
lesfunk
03-17-2009, 12:58 PM
Buttman's "There will be blood"
lesfunk
03-17-2009, 12:59 PM
Butt Pirate's of the Carribean : Curse of the Black Pearl Necklace