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Sarge
03-20-2009, 05:14 PM
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Seshmeister
03-20-2009, 07:27 PM
More like your Dad post op...

NATEDOG001976
03-20-2009, 07:52 PM
Nice Gunt!

Coyote
03-20-2009, 07:59 PM
Someone should've told "mom" not to go dancing while pregnant...

sadaist
03-20-2009, 08:57 PM
My Mom!? Now you understand why I spent 9 months fighting my way outta that thing.

Matt White
03-22-2009, 09:01 PM
Vile!!!

Nitro Express
03-23-2009, 12:31 AM
It would be really sad if she really was just an ugly 19 year old Freshman.

Blaze
03-23-2009, 01:04 AM
That is a dude!

Little Texan
03-23-2009, 01:28 AM
The real question here is...

Would Binnie hit it? :D

binnie
03-23-2009, 02:55 AM
Even I have limits.......

Panamark
03-23-2009, 08:50 AM
In these cases Binnie limits what bodiliy sections
he would hit !

Panamark
03-23-2009, 08:55 AM
I think Mom accidentally grabbed the spiked drink at the bar....

Diamondjimi
03-23-2009, 05:03 PM
Looks like "Mom" is a bit of an attention whore...

Little Texan
03-24-2009, 04:33 AM
Looks like "Mom" is a bit of an attention whore...

Or just a plain whore!

binnie
03-24-2009, 05:04 AM
In these cases Binnie limits what bodiliy sections
he would hit !

Cover her in flour and dive at the wet bit :D

Panamark
03-24-2009, 07:08 AM
Cover her in flour and dive at the wet bit :D

Just hope she hasnt been hitting the local mexican
food the night before and you are faced with 2
wet spots !

Flip a coin ???

Ozzy Fudd
04-11-2009, 08:40 PM
Wow!!! that's somebodys M.I.L.F:barf:

blonddgirl777
04-11-2009, 08:51 PM
You guys are crazy... L.O.L.
That woman has to be either drunk or plain shameless...

I know this 24'ish girl who told me that wnen she worked as a J.O. at CLUB MED. (a very prestigious all inclusive resort organization), she was simply traumatized by those middle aged clients who would just "let it loos" while on drunk vacation!

blonddgirl777
04-11-2009, 08:53 PM
Wow!!! that's somebodys M.I.L.F:barf:

Or maybe she's somebody's M. I. A. S. T. F.! ? :biggrin:
(Mother I Am Scared to Fuck)

blonddgirl777
04-11-2009, 08:54 PM
More like your Dad post op...

But those boobs don't look fake... Some women do have that "manly" shape!

Panamark
04-11-2009, 08:59 PM
Imagine if you were her kid sittin there watching.. lol..

kwame k
04-11-2009, 09:04 PM
Imagine if you were her kid sittin there watching.. lol..
:barf:

That brings up another point. With all these youtube's and everyone having camera phones, there is going to be plenty of embarrassing moments for future Moms and Dads. Can you imagine trying to explain the dangers of.....say smoking Pot and having your kid run across a 15 year old youtube clip of you bong hitting up a storm.

Panamark
04-11-2009, 09:14 PM
:barf:

That brings up another point. With all these youtube's and everyone having camera phones, there is going to be plenty of embarrassing moments for future Moms and Dads. Can you imagine trying to explain the dangers of.....say smoking Pot and having your kid run across a 15 year old youtube clip of you bong hitting up a storm.

Luckily I just missed the proliferation of cams when I was bong storming
away, unless they can go back in time and film it, Im good ! :D
Do you have a couple of vids out there KK ??

kwame k
04-11-2009, 09:21 PM
Luckily I just missed the proliferation of cams when I was bong storming
away, unless they can go back in time and film it, Im good ! :D
Do you have a couple of vids out there KK ??

Nope, luckily like you, I was a a generation before that. So all of my bong storming has never been filmed.

Other than that pron I did back in college I'm good. Hey, I was young and needed the money. ;)

Panamark
04-11-2009, 10:32 PM
KK has come to clean ze pool !!!

BITEYOASS
04-11-2009, 10:41 PM
This is the kind of ugly woman you'd have a friend fuck in order for you and your buddies to get it on with her way hotter younger friends. :D

Panamark
04-11-2009, 11:13 PM
As a much younger man in Northern Queensland in Australia,
I experienced a strange drinking game. Everyone would chip
in $5, hit the two nightclubs in town (this was a country town
population around 60,000) and basically try and pickup the ugliest
chick they could find and have sex with her. The winner
got the money, which was then customarily invested
in a box or two of beer, which the losing participants would help
consume the following day....
They had a name for this contest which escapes
me right now. They loved it !! I never tried to win...

blonddgirl777
04-12-2009, 12:06 AM
Luckily I just missed the proliferation of cams when I was bong storming
away, unless they can go back in time and film it, Im good ! :D
Do you have a couple of vids out there KK ??

We had a thread back at the old Army on weed... Some good/funny posts there!

We still have a couple years to think about what we will answer when Jr. asks; "Did you ever smoke weed?" and "Why can't I?" :(

kwame k
04-12-2009, 01:20 AM
We had a thread back at the old Army on weed... Some good/funny posts there!

We still have a couple years to think about what we will answer when Jr. asks; "Did you ever smoke weed?" and "Why can't I?" :(


If it was back when I joined, you were the first person who walked me through the way to post pictures in threads, always have a soft spot in my heart for you Blondie:0

hideyoursheep
04-12-2009, 02:47 AM
Ah, spring....

Panamark
04-12-2009, 02:55 AM
We had a thread back at the old Army on weed... Some good/funny posts there!

We still have a couple years to think about what we will answer when Jr. asks; "Did you ever smoke weed?" and "Why can't I?" :(

Im just gonna teach him how to roll a good joint !
Hopefully he wont bogart his whole stash then :D

blonddgirl777
04-13-2009, 02:28 PM
If it was back when I joined, you were the first person who walked me through the way to post pictures in threads, always have a soft spot in my heart for you Blondie:0

That was a good thread wasn't it? :hee:
I remember... You wrote something about lecturing a kid for not rolling a joint properly and we went on with the cleaning of the smoking tools and changing bong water etc...

It was hillarious!

blonddgirl777
04-13-2009, 02:30 PM
But seriously... With today's (laced) pot, I really don't know what I'm gonna tell the boy later?

Dan
04-13-2009, 02:53 PM
I Feel Sick After Looking At That.:D

blonddgirl777
04-13-2009, 07:52 PM
That's because she looks like she's about to throw up!

lesfunk
04-13-2009, 11:57 PM
Jaysus!

kwame k
04-15-2009, 05:03 PM
That was a good thread wasn't it? :hee:
I remember... You wrote something about lecturing a kid for not rolling a joint properly and we went on with the cleaning of the smoking tools and changing bong water etc...

It was hillarious!

To quote the master, "Those were good times, damn good times":biggrin:

bluemustard
04-15-2009, 09:11 PM
LMFAO!
I love it when you're at a concert and some 60 year old lady starts kicking and dancing like a retard.Best ever.The whole band's vibe murdered..lol..Best when she dances right infront of the stage.

More idiots dancing:

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