Nearsighted Turtle Fucks a shoe

[FORD]

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Turtles live a long time. Maybe this one's a little old & senile and took a little too much Viagra?

[binnie]

And the Rothy for Greatest Thread Title of the Year goes to.....

[Andy Taylor]

That turtle moan is comedic enough to be a sound effect. This might be the weirdest thing I've seen to date.

[Douglas T.]

LOL ... someone hook this guy up with a mate!

[Matt White]

Or at least a WOMAN'S shoe....

[thome]

FORD,The Vet told you, That is what happends when you stop jacking off your turtle....Down Sluggo.. Down.....!!!!!

YouTube - Ron White - Sluggo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq0oDANjY40)

[Diamondjimi]

And the Rothy for Greatest Thread Title of the Year goes to.....

Hands down winner!

The turtle sounds like Savicki dust humping Laura Branigan's corpse!:biggrin:

[Matt White]

Hands down winner!

The turtle sounds like Savicki dust humping Laura Branigan's corpse!:biggrin:

You rascal..............:hee:

[kwame k]

Determined little bugger, isn't he! :biggrin:

[LoungeMachine]

How did FORD determine the turtle is near-sighted?

Perhaps the turtle just has the same fetish as Wayne L.

:gulp:


NIKE - Just do me

[Guitar Shark]

Perhaps the turtle just has the same fetish as Wayne L.


Quick, somebody send this to academic punk

[Panamark]

:lmao:

Heres another oldie but a goodie, beat that bitch into submission,
love his face and noise at the end !

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[Panamark]

How did FORD determine the turtle is near-sighted?

Perhaps the turtle just has the same fetish as Wayne L.

:gulp:


NIKE - Just do me


Classic ! Hey I had forgotten about that dude...

[FORD]

Think that noise was funny, listen to this guy (must be the turtle equivalent of about 80 years old, by the sound of him)

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[Panamark]

LOL ! Hey FORD, that looks like Steve Irwins Zoo in Oz.
I think we saw those two very turtles last year !
That old guy sounds like me nowadays !! lol...
Steve actually had one of these huge buggers
that was on the first fleet to Australia with
Captain Cook, oldest one of these kind in
captivity. Died in 2006 at 176 years old

[Panamark]

Linky

Pure Pedantry : Oldest turtle dies (http://scienceblogs.com/purepedantry/2006/06/oldest_turtle_dies.php)

[FORD]

Funny thing is, I was watching the clip and I imagined Steve Irwin saying "Crikey, would ya look at that bloke go!"

Now I know why, if they might be his turtles.

[Panamark]

Funny thing is, I was watching the clip and I imagined Steve Irwin saying "Crikey, would ya look at that bloke go!"

Now I know why, if they might be his turtles.

He would have said exactly that. And it was well known
that this turtle was one of his absolute favorite
animals at the zoo...

176 !! I'll be happy to make half of that :)
Its entirely possible the ones in the video are
in their 80's. (All joking aside)
Seems turtles love to shag !!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Quick, somebody send this to academic punk

It's good to be remembered!

Now, excuse me, I have a turtle video to enjoy... :biggrin:

[Nickdfresh]

It's good to be remembered!

Now, excuse me, I have a turtle video to enjoy... :biggrin:


Maybe if you hadn't stolen his wife, you bastard! :umm:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

well, maybe if he hadn't married a turtle, hmmmmm????

[FORD]

I knew all this turtle porn would bring out the "Asshole" :biggrin:

[Nickdfresh]

well, maybe if he hadn't married a turtle, hmmmmm????


I know. All turtles are just sluts to you, home, er -nest- wrecker...

[Blaze]

warning graphic. :D
YouTube - texan turtles mating in Old town spring, Houston. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwJ9q9WGjQk)

Warning sappy:biggrin:
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[Blaze]

Told ya' it was sappy! :hee:

[LoungeMachine]

I was going to watch the clip, but I saw that it's over 4 mins long. I can't take that background music for more than 37 seconds. :)

You just described the entire Sammy Hagar catalogue.

:gulp:

[Blaze]

:biggrin:

[LoungeMachine]

Gotcha! :D

Hi, Lounge.
:hi-hand:

Hi, doll.

You don't mind if I call you that, do you?

I know it's neo-sexist and all, but you're just so damn cute....

:gulp:

I'm old school that way..... ;)

[Dr. Love]

Hi, doll.

You don't mind if I call you that, do you?

I know it's neo-sexist and all, but you're just so damn cute....

:gulp:

I'm old school that way..... ;)

quit hitting on that dude.

[LoungeMachine]

quit hitting on that dude.

:D

You've been such a catty, jealous bitch since I dumped you.

Move on. I have.

:tongue0011:

[Dr. Love]

you? dump me????

http://bearsaresmart.com/b/or/bearsaresmart_com_3029_c3eb.gif

[LoungeMachine]

If it helps your ego to think otherwise.....


:gulp:

[Dr. Love]

It does. It truly does.

[Guitar Shark]

Data ruled.

[LoungeMachine]

Why'd they make the ONE black guy wear sunglasses?

:gulp:

[Dr. Love]

there were 2 black guys.

[kwame k]

Why'd they make the ONE black guy wear sunglasses?

:gulp:

Same reason they gave this dude The Village People mustache, I'm guessing http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/Isaac.jpg

[LoungeMachine]

there were 2 black guys.

Shows you how much I watched the show, which was never.

Just always saw pics of Levar Burton sporting those wraparound shades that looked like a chrome Fram Air Filter.

:gulp: