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Pennypacker
03-25-2009, 10:49 PM
Ryanair chief defends on-board toilet charge

The head of Irish budget airline Ryanair Tuesday defended his plan to charge passengers to use on-board toilets, saying it would lead to "less passenger inconvenience" during flights.

Ryanair Chief Executive Michael O'Leary revealed last month the carrier was looking at the possibility of installing toilet doors in its planes which would only open with the insertion of a one pound coin (1.10 euros, 1.40 dollars).

"In our discussions with (aircraft maker) Boeing they haven't yet been able to manufacture a toilet door that will take coins in it," he told a news conference in Madrid Tuesday.

"But I think it's a logical development, if you use the toilet for example in train stations in England you pay to use the toilets. I don't see any reason why people on board an aircraft wouldn't pay to use the toilet."

He said the on-board charge would mean more passengers would use the toilets at airports, and would lead to "less passenger inconvenience on board the aircraft."

"We will charge for every possible thing we can think to charge for, but it will always be the passengers' choice whether they pay it or don't pay it," he said.

O'Leary said the company is now running an online competition to see what else the carrier can charge for on board.

"The suggestion I like best so far is a passenger in Sweden who has suggested that we should produce rolls of toilet paper with my picture on it."

kwame k
03-25-2009, 11:07 PM
Don't get me started on the fucking hidden cost or convenience tax these fucking airlines are charging. When I flew out here to Colorado Springs, Co baggage fees and all that bullshit. I was reminded of a trip I took to Disney Land..........those places are designed to fleece you from the moment you step foot on their property till the second you leave.

Sure you can get cheap fights but as the old saying goes, "There's no such thing as a free lunch".

Andy Taylor
03-25-2009, 11:21 PM
Any charge to take a dump in the galley? No? Problem solved.

My compliments to Ryan Air.

Guitar Shark
03-25-2009, 11:23 PM
[B]"In our discussions with (aircraft maker) Boeing they haven't yet been able to manufacture a toilet door that will take coins in it," he told a news conference in Madrid Tuesday.


This comment is hilarious

LoungeMachine
03-25-2009, 11:34 PM
Boeing is a leading defense contractor, charged with protecting our country.....

But can't crack the pay-toilet technology around since the 60's?

:lol:

LoungeMachine
03-25-2009, 11:35 PM
Wonder if they'll be selling Depends Undergarments during flights next....

:gulp:

kwame k
03-25-2009, 11:52 PM
Boeing is a leading defense contractor, charged with protecting our country.....

But can't crack the pay-toilet technology around since the 60's?

:lol:

That reminds me of the NASA debacle myth, in the 60's that our government spent a ton of money on figuring out how to get an ink pen to function in space...........the Russians solved the problem by using a pencil.