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LoungeMachine
03-26-2009, 10:31 PM
It must be true...

It says so right there when you hover your mouse over my 4 little green squares....

:D

I was a jewel in the rough, and then I was on a righteous path.

But now the powers that be have declared me really nice

So really nice I shall be.

:gulp:

Sarge's Little Helper
03-26-2009, 10:32 PM
Hi LoungeMachine and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

LoungeMachine
03-26-2009, 10:32 PM
Thank you Sarge's Little Helper.

I hope you have a wonderful day.

:gulp:

kwame k
03-26-2009, 10:49 PM
Lay off the hard drugs there, Robbie.

LoungeMachine
03-26-2009, 10:52 PM
Lay off the hard drugs there, Robbie.

I have told you lately what a wonderful drummer you are?

Impeccable meter, great fills.

And your posts here are always well thought out!

:gulp:

I hope your weekend is terrific.

Guitar Shark
03-26-2009, 11:00 PM
Where's Savicki when you need him?

Give this guy some negative rep!

kwame k
03-26-2009, 11:01 PM
:barf:

That must of really hurt you to type. I can see your blood pressure rising from here. I give you 3 more hrs till total core meltdown.
I might have to send an all points bulletin to C-Dog and the gang.

LoungeMachine
03-26-2009, 11:11 PM
Where's Savicki when you need him?

Give this guy some negative rep!

Sharkey, as lawyers go, you're peaches.

:gulp:

I hope every ambulance stops for you.

chefcraig
03-26-2009, 11:15 PM
Uh-huh. I take it you haven't taken the truck to Meineke to fix that exhaust leak directly underneath the cab, eh? It gets bad in the wintertime when you are driving around with the windows up all the time. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-ashamed-smileys-721.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/)

LoungeMachine
03-26-2009, 11:20 PM
And you're so modest, too. :barf:

Just kidding. It must be true. That's why you get all the keeeses. :hee:

I kees you back.

:gulp:

No one here is nicer than binky.

LoungeMachine
03-26-2009, 11:21 PM
Uh-huh. I take it you haven't taken the truck to Meineke to fix that exhaust leak directly underneath the cab, eh? It gets bad in the wintertime when you are driving around with the windows up all the time. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-ashamed-smileys-721.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/)

See chef, that's why I love you so. You take time out of your day to concern yourself with my carbon monoxide intake.

I shall roll down the windows as you suggest as I go out tonight to pass out hot cocoa and blankets down at the mission. And then, if I am feeling particularly free spirited, I shall draw unicorns on my inner thigh with a pink highlighter.

:gulp:

Bless you, chef.

cadaverdog
03-26-2009, 11:23 PM
It must be true...

It says so right there when you hover your mouse over my 4 little green squares....

:D

I was a jewel in the rough, and then I was on a righteous path.

But now the powers that be have declared me really nice

So really nice I shall be.

:gulp:
The ground's too warm for this to happen.
Hell ain't froze over yet.

Guitar Shark
03-26-2009, 11:26 PM
The ground's too warm for this to happen.
Hell ain't froze over yet.

Sorry, you'll have to excuse his ignorance -- unlike you, the floor inside his residence isn't dirt.

chefcraig
03-26-2009, 11:26 PM
See chef, that's why I love you so. You take time out of your day to concern yourself with my carbon monoxide intake.
Bless you, chef.

Oh, splendid. I'll call Shark in the A.M. and have him enter it into my will to have that printed on the plaque (or 3x5 card) next to my urn.

cadaverdog
03-26-2009, 11:41 PM
Sorry, you'll have to excuse his ignorance -- unlike you, the floor inside his residence isn't dirt.

I'm sure it isn't he's a "Rockstar".
He lives in a mansion.
In Raleigh.
Formerly of Mayberry.

Guitar Shark
03-26-2009, 11:48 PM
I'm sure it isn't he's a "Rockstar".
He lives in a mansion.
In Raleigh.
Formerly of Mayberry.

Is that so?

Now who's stalking who? ;)

kwame k
03-26-2009, 11:57 PM
Oh, splendid. I'll call Shark in the A.M. and have him enter it into my will to have that printed on the plaque (or 3x5 card) next to my urn.
Clarification Craig, why would you put that plaque next to your toilet?

chefcraig
03-27-2009, 12:02 AM
Clarification Craig, why would you put that plaque next to your toilet?


http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2664/aurn.jpg (http://img403.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aurn.jpg)
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/5174/aurn2.gif (http://img441.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aurn2.gif)

cadaverdog
03-27-2009, 12:08 AM
Is that so?

Now who's stalking who? ;)
Barney's residence is public knowledge .
No stalking needed.

kwame k
03-27-2009, 12:20 AM
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2664/aurn.jpg (http://img403.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aurn.jpg)
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/5174/aurn2.gif (http://img441.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aurn2.gif)

:biggrin:

Panamark
03-27-2009, 12:23 AM
That Phoenix one is a goodie Kwame :D

LoungeMachine
03-27-2009, 12:29 AM
That Phoenix one is a goodie Kwame :D

You're a great Supermod, Marky.

No, wait.

You're a SUPER supermod.

In fact, if there was no such thing as the internet, we'd have to invent it, just so we could srart a forum worthy of your SuperModsmanship.

:gulp:

Cheers, Mate.

Redballjets88
03-27-2009, 12:49 AM
wow I like this version of Lounge so kind, so gentle. Hopefully I don't jinx it.

Redballjets88
03-27-2009, 12:51 AM
See chef, that's why I love you so. You take time out of your day to concern yourself with my carbon monoxide intake.

I shall roll down the windows as you suggest as I go out tonight to pass out hot cocoa and blankets down at the mission. And then, if I am feeling particularly free spirited, I shall draw unicorns on my inner thigh with a pink highlighter.

:gulp:

Bless you, chef.

oh god yeah, one of the few times I have laughed really hard on here.

Blaze
03-27-2009, 12:54 AM
To the dear declared sensibilities of Really Nice Lounge Machine,
The nobility of pleasantries enjoys me to send upon you this writing.
Accord be upon us. :)


Exuberance! This is exceedingly gracious in temperament and the reverence that scintillates as of it makes a desire to emulate for myself in the rara avis.

Written on this day by the embers of the heart of Blaze.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/51010051_627b54b721_m.jpg

Panamark
03-27-2009, 12:57 AM
You're a great Supermod, Marky.

No, wait.

You're a SUPER supermod.

In fact, if there was no such thing as the internet, we'd have to invent it, just so we could srart a forum worthy of your SuperModsmanship.

:gulp:

Cheers, Mate.

I love you too Loungie, :bellydance:

Can we organize another Man camp real soon,
get naked again and cry around the campfire ?
I want to feel our inner men together again !

LoungeMachine
03-27-2009, 01:15 AM
To the dear declared sensibilities of Really Nice Lounge Machine,
The nobility of pleasantries enjoys me to send upon you this writing.
Accord be upon us. :)


Exuberance! This is exceedingly gracious in temperament and the reverence that scintillates as of it makes a desire to emulate for myself in the rara avis.

Written on this day by the embers of the heart of Blaze.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/51010051_627b54b721_m.jpg


Seriously. A tear. That was beautiful.

I only wish I could improve upon your muse, but it is not within me. So I will simply add: Let it Be.

:gulp:

LoungeMachine
03-27-2009, 01:16 AM
I love you too Loungie, :bellydance:

Can we organize another Man camp real soon,
get naked again and cry around the campfire ?
I want to feel our inner men together again !

The drum circle was something, wasn't it?

Good on ya, mate.

:gulp:

Panamark
03-27-2009, 01:50 AM
The drum circle was something, wasn't it?

Good on ya, mate.

:gulp:

All the circles were great fun !!

Im streaming tears just thinking about it all !!

Dan
03-27-2009, 02:30 AM
Can The Real Lounge Machine,Please Stand-Up.:D

hideyoursheep
03-27-2009, 06:35 AM
I think those freaks over at RedRocker.com might have molested him.


Say it ain't so, LM!?

Igosplut
03-27-2009, 07:02 AM
Seriously. A tear. That was beautiful.

I only wish I could improve upon your muse, but it is not within me. So I will simply add: Let it Be.

:gulp:

God hates a pussy


Knock it off.....

hideyoursheep
03-27-2009, 07:08 AM
God hates a pussy.
Then why did he have to make them irresistible to man?:boobeyes:

Coyote
03-27-2009, 07:55 AM
WTF? Is Lounge on NyQuil?

Panamark
03-27-2009, 09:16 AM
I finally figured out what a Loungemachine was !!!

Eros Boutique: Luv-U-Lounge Inflatable Fucking Machine (http://store.erosboutique.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=erosbout&Product_Code=se2698-03&Category_Code=New)

Dr. Love
03-27-2009, 10:04 AM
LoungeMachine is the nicest mod I know.

He even swallows!

Va Beach VH Fan
03-27-2009, 10:18 AM
God hates a pussy


Knock it off.....

LMFAO....

If you start talking about Dave's hair, I'm gonna find you and beat the living shit out of you.... ;)

LoungeMachine
03-27-2009, 11:21 AM
LMFAO....

If you start talking about Dave's hair, I'm gonna find you and beat the living shit out of you.... ;)

Ya know, VA. You're the tops with me.

Besides your military knowledge, and great wit, you're a huge fan of The West Wing like me.

I look forward to reading your posts, especially when you've bothered to post in my silly little threads.

I'm sure glad you were promoted.

:gulp:

Let's tag-team Donnatella Moss.

LoungeMachine
03-27-2009, 11:23 AM
LoungeMachine is the nicest mod I know.

He even swallows!



Two reasons why Dr. Love is my fave mod here.

1] His owning of JizzyStool is legendary.

2] He didn't rub it in my face when he beat me at tic-tac-toe

:gulp:

I aspire to be a mod like you, Doc. Plus your sig gifs are killer.

LoungeMachine
03-27-2009, 11:25 AM
God hates a pussy


Knock it off.....

Igo.

One of the coolest DDLR peeps.

Only wish you would post more. You never fail to crack me up.

:gulp:

LoungeMachine
03-27-2009, 11:28 AM
Can The Real Lounge Machine,Please Stand-Up.:D

Brother Dan-o

Old school friend from the wall days with Al, Terry, Joe, and katydid

Even though you now reside at RothChats, you'll always be a good friend.

:gulp:

LoungeMachine
03-27-2009, 11:34 AM
I think those freaks over at RedRocker.com might have molested him.


Say it ain't so, LM!?

HYS.....

Hands down one of the brightest, funniest, most scathing posters we have.

I'm donating $5 to Jerry's Kids in your name today.

May you only know hot, morally loose women, my friend.

:gulp:

Piece [of ass] Be With You

Va Beach VH Fan
03-27-2009, 01:20 PM
:gulp:

Let's tag-team Donnatella Moss.

Now I'll drink to that.....

ThrillsNSpills
03-27-2009, 01:29 PM
Even though I have egged the good Dr. Machine.

I made it sunny side up 'cos that's the way he likes it.

I would do the same for his brother Washing.

:)

chefcraig
03-27-2009, 01:30 PM
Let's tag-team Donnatella Moss.


Now I'll drink to that.....


Have at it you two. I'll take the deaf chick, shown here in "Children Of A Lesser God".


http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/6757/marlee.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/my.php?image=marlee.jpg)

Va Beach VH Fan
03-27-2009, 02:29 PM
the deaf chick

LMFAO, "the deaf chick"....

Nah, Al Keifer's been banging that....

LOL, turning this into another West Wing thread....

LoungeMachine
03-27-2009, 03:09 PM
LMFAO, "the deaf chick"....

Nah, Al Keifer's been banging that....

LOL, turning this into another West Wing thread....

Dont forget last time she was seen, she was 8 months preggers....

Good call with the Al Keifer reference though.

Science, is science to everyone, Al :D

:gulp:

Reverberator
03-27-2009, 07:55 PM
I have a venereal desease:(:0:ashamed:

hideyoursheep
03-28-2009, 02:36 AM
HYS.....

Hands down one of the brightest, funniest, most scathing posters we have.
Now I know it's a spoof thread!

Carry on, my west coast brutha!

bueno bob
03-29-2009, 04:28 AM
And can you feel the love tonight....it is where we are...

blonddgirl777
04-04-2009, 03:44 PM
... So really nice I shall be.

:gulp:

Now can you even be nice to ME? :hula: :umm:
I've been a very good girl lately! :angel10:

binnie
04-04-2009, 04:23 PM
Have I woken up in an alterantive universe?

The reason I liked Lounge was because he's such a relentless cunt.

blonddgirl777
04-04-2009, 04:32 PM
Have I woken up in an alterantive universe?

You just might have...

LoungeMachine
04-04-2009, 04:39 PM
Have I woken up in an alterantive universe?

The reason I liked Lounge was because he's such a relentless cunt.

Lounge?

You'd hit it. :D

:gulp:

Bin, one of greats here. When not taking care of mrs. bin, he's usually here cracking us up......

binnie
04-04-2009, 04:52 PM
Lounge?

You'd hit it. :D

:gulp:

Bin, one of greats here. When not taking care of mrs. bin, he's usually here cracking us up......

Cheers, my friend.

This 'nice Lounge' is a little scary though.....:D

blonddgirl777
04-04-2009, 04:59 PM
... This 'nice Lounge' is a little scary though.....:D

There are limits to what you'd hit, just like there are limits to Lounge's "niceness"...

blonddgirl777
04-04-2009, 05:02 PM
Binnie,

Our green squares say that "We will become famous soon enough"... Although we've been posting for years!

fryingdutchman
04-04-2009, 05:48 PM
This entire thread is a most disconcerting turn of events.

I guess now that DLR7884 is back, he'll have to take the lead on bitch-slapping people around.

Lounge....please don't continue on this path.

The dark side of the force agrees with you...

Nickdfresh
04-04-2009, 06:26 PM
There are limits to what you'd hit, just like there are limits to Lounge's "niceness"...

His only limit is the alcohol causing impotence...

SparkieD
04-04-2009, 06:45 PM
Ah yes, the mighty Loungie.

That knight in shining armor came to the rescue of this poor little damsel in distress after she was viciously attacked by a rabid sock monkey.

I didn't know you cared :0

LoungeMachine
04-04-2009, 08:09 PM
Ah yes, the mighty Loungie.

That knight in shining armor came to the rescue of this poor little damsel in distress after she was viciously attacked by a rabid sock monkey.

I didn't know you cared :0

:lmao:

As if the Sparkster would ever need help with anyone here, let alone with inbred sock fornicators.

Sparks always managed to keep the Lass in High Class, and never fails to fill our sails.

:gulp:

Along with Yankee Rose, one of the finer Roth Ladies in the community....

LoungeMachine
04-04-2009, 08:13 PM
This entire thread is a most disconcerting turn of events.

I guess now that DLR7884 is back, he'll have to take the lead on bitch-slapping people around.

Lounge....please don't continue on this path.

The dark side of the force agrees with you...

dutchie, you hilarious son-of-bitch, you.

Never fear my son, my bitch-slap is as fine tuned as ever.

But Lounge is just really nice.

:gulp:

Don't you forget it....

ZahZoo
04-06-2009, 02:06 PM
Nice Lounge..? Isn't that more like a Sleazy Chair?

binnie
04-07-2009, 02:20 AM
Binnie,

Our green squares say that "We will become famous soon enough"... Although we've been posting for years!

Fame is overrated :D

Douglas T.
04-07-2009, 09:04 AM
:lmao:
inbred sock fornicators.


LOL! Lounge is NICE! It's when ya add the Machine you have to walk lightly!:pullinghair:

blonddgirl777
04-07-2009, 09:23 AM
LOL! Lounge is NICE!...

L.O.L. in deed! :biggrin:

Dan
04-08-2009, 02:28 AM
I Feel That We Need A Group Hug In Here.:D

Blaze
04-08-2009, 07:07 AM
http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq212/jonasbrothersaremylife_ohyes/grouphug.jpg

blonddgirl777
04-08-2009, 12:35 PM
http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq212/jonasbrothersaremylife_ohyes/grouphug.jpg

The two ones getting the hug are not very up to it...
They are probably rolling their eyes!

blonddgirl777
04-08-2009, 12:37 PM
I Feel That We Need A Group Hug In Here.:D

I don't need a group to hug you! :)

Dan
04-08-2009, 02:50 PM
I don't need a group to hug you! :)

That's Nice,But My Pants And Down When We Do It.:D

blonddgirl777
04-08-2009, 03:14 PM
That's Nice,But My Pants And Down When We Do It.:D

Why don't you start by posting a pic. of yourself in "B.G.'s House of Dudes"...
You are one of the few who is not embarassed to show off (I've seen you on Roth Fans).
Pants on... Because (and only because) of the rules!

Guitar Shark
04-08-2009, 03:33 PM
You two need to get a room (or at least a different thread), or Lounge is going to stop being nice.

LoungeMachine
04-08-2009, 03:38 PM
This is what she does......

Never been a bigger hijacker of threads in the history of the internets....

:gulp:

And yes, that's me being nice. :D

Blaze
04-08-2009, 04:26 PM
The two ones getting the hug are not very up to it...
They are probably rolling their eyes!

:biggrin:
If where I found it orginally was correct. That's a picture from a Rock Camp. :hee:
The guy said "please don't steal it, I really didn't do that much to it"
So, I went and found it from someone else. The name of the other account was just icing on the cake.

blonddgirl777
04-08-2009, 07:20 PM
This is what she does......

Never been a bigger hijacker of threads in the history of the internets...

Yep!
I'm the Jack Sparrow of this "I Have to Say that I Am Nice" thread...
:biggrin:

blonddgirl777
04-08-2009, 07:21 PM
You two need to get a room (or at least a different thread)...

See Dan, you belong in the "Hot Dudes" thread!

Dr. Love
04-08-2009, 10:53 PM
Fags.

LoungeMachine
05-08-2009, 01:32 PM
" Lounge Machine is a Name Known to All "

Bill Lumbergh
05-08-2009, 03:14 PM
" Lounge Machine is a Name Known to All "

Poetry. I'm fucking weeping right now....

Nickdfresh
05-08-2009, 03:28 PM
If only he wrote lyrics that good when he was still playing...:(

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-08-2009, 04:25 PM
Igo.

One of the coolest DDLR peeps.

Only wish you would post more. You never fail to crack me up.

:gulp:

Giving a fellow grouch props is not surprising: you gotta go kid.

And for the record, I'm asking Vonnie to demod Igo a second time.. even if he's not a mod - demod him! He's the grumpies fucker on the board!

Hey Iggy go buy a kitten and fuck it or something.. find your inner child wherever you last buried it, brush the dirt off it, givvit a new Sunday dress and a bonnet. Feed it some soup, make it sit up straight in it's chair and make it say 'hello' or some shit!

My G-d, you two old doufs are a couple REAL poofters.. demod them both.

BlimpyCHIMP™
05-08-2009, 04:29 PM
Poetry. I'm fucking weeping right now....

Why don't you suck the fuckin' cornshells out of his rectus, you sycophant!

I mean, some members here I really admire too, but you'll never see my spine bend 180* to sniff ass with a post like "your poetic post made me weep right now."

LMMFAO such a tool.

The last Penner to leave, shut the gate when you go.. the lame ones are startin' to ook get out..

LoungeMachine
05-08-2009, 04:32 PM
:lmao:

Really burning up those library computers today, gar?

:gulp:

Getting banned TWICE by RothChats in one week? :lol:

kwame k
05-08-2009, 04:53 PM
" Lounge Machine is a Name Known to All "

A name known to all, I'll concede that point but.........what is it known for, now that's the question;)

Nickdfresh
05-08-2009, 05:48 PM
Why don't you suck the fuckin' cornshells out of his rectus, you sycophant!

I mean, some members here I really admire too, but you'll never see my spine bend 180* to sniff ass with a post like "your poetic post made me weep right now."

LMMFAO such a tool.

The last Penner to leave, shut the gate when you go.. the lame ones are startin' to ook get out..


Fuckoff, SpermyGIMP™...

Don't you have a soldier's mother to torment, cowardly American hater?

Bill Lumbergh
05-08-2009, 06:50 PM
Why don't you suck the fuckin' cornshells out of his rectus, you sycophant!

I mean, some members here I really admire too, but you'll never see my spine bend 180* to sniff ass with a post like "your poetic post made me weep right now."

LMMFAO such a tool.

The last Penner to leave, shut the gate when you go.. the lame ones are startin' to ook get out..


LMFAO....you take my obviously sarcastic post, and twist it ino this(admire?!). Hold on....WAS I being sarcastic?....maybe I need to take a hard look at myself this weekend....I hope I'm not turning into one of the "Lounge Groupies" who hang on his every word, and seek his advice on every issue....think I'll PM him and get his take on it.... :)

LoungeMachine
05-08-2009, 06:57 PM
"Lounge Groupies"




:lmao:

You always were the Pamela Des Barre of the group, too.

:gulp: