How many picks are in your acoustic body ? [Archive]

Panamark

04-01-2009, 08:26 AM

And how do you get em out ?

THe old upside down cocktail shaker method ??
Anyone hide their stash in there sometimes?

I know this thread is mental..

ELVIS

04-01-2009, 09:11 AM

I hid drugs under a Strat pickguard so my roomate (who is now in jail for drugs) wouldn't find them...

:elvis:

ELVIS

04-01-2009, 09:13 AM

BTW, I have a human body, and no picks are in it...as fas as I know...

:elvis:

indeedido

04-01-2009, 12:26 PM

I shake 'em out when they fall in. Can't stand to hear them rattling around in there. My acoustic is shaken, not stirred.

Coyote

04-01-2009, 01:29 PM

What's this "acoustic" you speak of?

J/K...

Gotta do a shakedown, every now'n'then...

chefcraig

04-01-2009, 01:43 PM

I hid drugs under a Strat pickguard so my roomate (who is now in jail for drugs) wouldn't find them...

:elvis:

You are lucky he didn't cut it to pieces to get to the dope. :duh:

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/6086/guit.png (http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=guit.png)

ELVIS

04-01-2009, 02:04 PM

He knew better than to fuck with my giutars...:biggrin:

Panamark

04-01-2009, 11:29 PM

LOL :biggrin: I knew someone here would have hidden drugs in
their guitar.. I know I have in the past.

Panamark

04-01-2009, 11:34 PM

Aussie acoustic pick retrieval ! :D

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Seshmeister

04-02-2009, 05:24 AM

My pal is a gynecologist so I get him to do it.

ELVIS

04-02-2009, 02:44 PM

You sure he's not a gaynecologist ??

Panamark

04-02-2009, 06:22 PM

he picks

and choses !

Panamark

04-02-2009, 06:23 PM

Im not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look anyway !!

Nitro Express

04-08-2009, 02:04 PM

I shake 'em out when they fall in. Can't stand to hear them rattling around in there. My acoustic is shaken, not stirred.

I have obsessive compulsive disorder. So I'm the type of person that everything has to be a certain way and picks just being in the guitar is a major mind fuck. I can't have any in there or it really bugs the fuck out of me.

For a joke I put a dead fish inside a room mates guitar once. He sucked at playing it and plus I didn't like the guy.

Nitro Express

04-08-2009, 02:08 PM

Im not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look anyway !!

How many guitar picks have you lost inside your girlfriend or wife?: Damn! I'm missing some Dunlop mediums. Got a grab a flashlight and crack the wife open to see if they are in there.

Nitro Express

04-08-2009, 02:10 PM

You are lucky he didn't cut it to pieces to get to the dope. :duh:

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/6086/guit.png (http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=guit.png)

LOL! Just more proof on if someone wants it bad enough, they will find a way.

rustoffa

04-09-2009, 01:01 AM

Fiddler crabs will climb into a guitar if you leave it near a tidal creek. This happens after oyster roasts occasionally.....fuckers pass out and get all cuntcerned about their precious Martin the next day. Fucking trembling about a crab being in it. Live and Let Live, right?

Panamark

04-09-2009, 07:58 PM

ELVIS

04-09-2009, 09:17 PM

What's undies ??

Panamark

04-09-2009, 09:37 PM

What's undies ??

:lmao:

I usually check with Mary Frances to see if Aussie sayings
are known to Americans.. I didnt this time..

Its underpants !! :)

ELVIS

04-09-2009, 10:20 PM

I knew that...

:D

Panamark

04-09-2009, 10:30 PM

We also call them Jocks. :D

(Which is funny as I know you refer to big meathead
sporting dudes as "Jocks")

Panamark

04-09-2009, 10:35 PM

You know whats even funnier, we say "root" in the context of
having sex.. (ie: screw, fuck, bonk etc)
A common saying here between two blokes after a weekend
might go along the lines of "did you pull a root" or "did you score
a root" or "we were rooting for hours !!"

Anyway, I have lost count the amount of times I have had to
hold back laughter in your country when I see for example
the Dallas Cowboy's head cheeleader squeal out
"We are all rooting for the cowboys !!"
Its probably true whichever way you translate it
for that example ! hehehehe
I have been asked several times "who are you rooting for" :D

ELVIS

04-10-2009, 02:20 AM

In the south, root would be juke...

Hence the Skynyrd song, Down South Jukin'

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:elvis:

Panamark

04-10-2009, 02:32 AM

Juke ? :D

Is that where the phrase "Juke Joint" comes from ?

What about a "Juke Box" :lmao:

Panamark

04-10-2009, 02:33 AM

Interesting Youtube too ... lol
Must admit I havent seen a 45 rpm in action for a while...

sadaist

04-10-2009, 06:53 AM

Interesting Youtube too ... lol
Must admit I havent seen a 45 rpm in action for a while...

Don't they spin the opposite way down there? :)

Panamark

04-10-2009, 07:18 AM

Don't they spin the opposite way down there? :)

Yes its true ! If you played that record and crossed the equator
in a boat, you would see it reverse and start spouting satanic messages
at you !!!

Panamark

04-10-2009, 07:20 AM

How many guitar picks have you lost inside your girlfriend or wife?: Damn! I'm missing some Dunlop mediums. Got a grab a flashlight and crack the wife open to see if they are in there.

Maybe my unborn son is hoarding a stash of Dunlops !!!
Might be time to break out the maglite !

ZahZoo

04-10-2009, 09:25 AM

Juke ? :D

Is that where the phrase "Juke Joint" comes from ?

What about a "Juke Box" :lmao:

Juke is an american black slang word for dance.

Juke Joints were an off-shoot of southern plantations where the white owners let the blacks "entertain" themselves when not working. Ususally a barn or shed on a friday nite.

In the 1930's buildings on the outskirts of towns sprung up where people would gather to eat, drink, dance, listen to music and gamble. This was during what was known as the emancipation time period... when whites started letting blacks off the plantations and having public gathering places.

Nitro Express

04-10-2009, 05:14 PM

I did lose some picks inside a Yamaha accoustic. The use of a sledge hammer got the picks out and improved the guitar.

Nitro Express

04-10-2009, 05:15 PM

Picks in the vagina and crabs in the pubes. Do you go to a guitar tech or a gynecologist?

ELVIS

04-10-2009, 06:11 PM

Interesting Youtube too ... lol
Must admit I havent seen a 45 rpm in action for a while...

Is that southern drawl the most on any recording or what ??

That's not your typical fake southern accent as on many country records. That's the real deal...

And yes, Juke Joint and Juke Box are offsprings of such...:D

jhale667

04-12-2009, 12:48 AM

Yes its true ! If you played that record and crossed the equator
in a boat, you would see it reverse and start spouting satanic messages
at you !!!

But since it's a Skynyrd record, even the satanic messages would still suck...:hee:

Panamark

04-12-2009, 03:11 AM

But since it's a Skynyrd record, even the satanic messages would still suck...:hee:

"SSSSS satan death to Neil Young SSSSSS satan death to Neil Young"

Coyote

04-12-2009, 07:14 AM

"SSSSS satan death to Neil Young SSSSSS satan death to Neil Young"

Would it be that much of a loss? :D