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Big Troubles
05-24-2004, 09:41 PM
I never had any intentions of being a moderator here or anywhere for that matter. When I first joined the Army I read the rules and understood them clearly. Uncut, pure Dave, is what the Army is all about. Great! Where do I sign? The last few weeks have been weak though. The site is fine. The aura that surrounds some of the posts are, at best slightly shit in color. If chosen moderator, I pledge to give my very best in filtering the shit in this place. Giving the Army a verbal enema is possibly just what this place needs. And to think that just a few short days ago, I was waving that flag that read "Too Pro Roth to Moderate here". It wasn't meant as mutiny, but more of an eye opener to anyone that would read my cries of too much pro-Hagar posts by our very own! As a moderator, I pledge not to kiss ass, but rather kick it. I will defend the rich and important history of our beloved "King of Entertainment" Diamond David Lee Roth.
But either way. Getting a moderator position or not- I believe in what I wrote above more than words could even describe. Everyone can say "I love Dave". But this Army IS THE PLACE to feel it and live it anyday you wish. Like that old Coca-Cola commercial they used to play at the drive-in in the late 70's and early 80's. All ethnic groups and diversities joining arms, drinking a coke and singing a song. The minute you sign in to your posting here, you have instantly joined arms with fellow Coke drinkers...Errr, Dave fans! ;)
That part is great enough...and moderating for the Diamond one's forums is the icing on the fucking cake. But keep in mind, mod or not. I wont change my 'tude. My dialect. Or my passion- DLR

Big Troubles
05-24-2004, 09:47 PM
I voted for myself. ;)

Dan
05-24-2004, 09:51 PM
Big Troubles,good on you bro,keeping it real.David Lee Roth would be proud of you.You should get the job,get my vote anyday.Long live David Lee Roth and his Fans,peace

Big Troubles
05-24-2004, 09:55 PM
TY

Mr GrumpyAss
05-24-2004, 10:06 PM
BT there is no doubt in my mind that you should be a DLR forum moderator. You live, breath and shit Dave! This position is perfect for you.You have my vote buddy, let the good times roll.

Big Troubles
05-24-2004, 10:12 PM
;)

POJO_Risin
05-24-2004, 10:45 PM
As far as I'm concerned bro...you are in...

besides...the only one on the staff that wants you to masterbate is fucking Brownsound...must be a redneck thing...

Big Troubles
05-24-2004, 10:55 PM
Hell, he might be right. Im masturbating now. :D The real question is Not is he, but rather when he's done will my ears pop? And the answer is always the same. Ears always pop before they bleed Brownsound.

POJO_Risin
05-24-2004, 11:44 PM
Dude...that's fucking wrong man...just fucking wrong...

I rescind my vote...and obstain from this thread...

;)...

Brownie on the otherhand...is trying to find your webcam...

Dr. Love
05-25-2004, 12:00 AM
Hell I'll vote for that opinio--


Originally posted by Big Troubles
Hell, he might be right. Im masturbating now. :D


I'll vote no for that bastard!!

Panamark
05-25-2004, 06:19 AM
already got my vote !

Sweet Irony
05-25-2004, 08:03 AM
Mine too---the icing on the fucking cake for sure!

Big Troubles
05-25-2004, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
Hell I'll vote for that opinio--




I'll vote no for that bastard!!

Ok I'll tell you what. I reached down to tug on my balls to start the whole masturbating process, but when I seen how upset everyone got that I was doing that, I immediately thought of dead kittens and the horniness vanished. ;)

thefive
05-26-2004, 03:49 PM
BT got my vote of COURSE!!! I just cannot believe the poll results?????
BT is a Roth fan. 100%. He should become a mod just for that. BT is a cool guy. His knowledge of Dave is tremendous. BT you are my friend.

the 5

Mezro
05-26-2004, 03:53 PM
Got the Mezro vote. Mod away fucker!

Mezro..BT is the real deal

DaveIsKing
05-26-2004, 05:12 PM
You got my vote, BIG T.

Bill Lumbergh
05-26-2004, 09:55 PM
Got my vote, no questions asked.

ashstralia
05-27-2004, 01:25 PM
bt, he the MAN........
some say tiger the man,
some say tyson the man,
some eben say jordan the man,
they not the man,
B T DA MAN.

smaz
05-27-2004, 01:31 PM
I've read BTs posts and they crack me up!! And he sure knows how to shut the sheep up!!! Got my vote!

ALinChainz
05-27-2004, 01:37 PM
A vote for Big Troubles is no trouble at all.

Again, placing my vote for a "oh hell yeah".

ashstralia
05-27-2004, 01:47 PM
and i'm very frugal with my capitals.


a cup of tea for bee tee

Big Troubles
05-27-2004, 01:47 PM
Thanks guys. Very cool to have you's as friends.I think together we will steel trap shut the mouths of the Hagar masturbaters that wonder in from the links. Even if the Mod position passes me by...I will not change one fucking bit. I live to thrill.- ;)

DaveIsKing
05-27-2004, 02:18 PM
We are behind ya, Big T. 100%

Angel
05-27-2004, 07:24 PM
You got my vote too BT! By why not share a bit? Go over to DDLR once in awhile...

Catfish and I are getting tired of trying to scare all the Fabulous Spam lovers out of there...

Sheep are everywhere baby, let's round 'em up!;)

seenbad
05-27-2004, 07:41 PM
What?! That guys a fag! :)

Angel
05-27-2004, 07:44 PM
Hey baby, how ya doin? I'm a little tired of the bs or should i say fs at DDLR these days, so came to visit all of ya here at the army. ;)

And you're right, Sammy is a fag! :D

pete
05-27-2004, 07:52 PM
hhhhmmmmmm

Full Bug
05-27-2004, 09:05 PM
Go for it BT, show'em how modding is done.....

Sweet Irony
05-29-2004, 05:59 PM
Looks like youre moderating, not masturbating BT!!

;)



well...then again...I dont really know what youre doing right now! :D

Big Troubles
05-29-2004, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by seenbad
What?! That guys a fag! :)

You'd know fudge packer. How is Spermbath doing anyways? been awhile since we chatted last.
Whats new with you? Nothing? Same ol same ol? Hmm...
Me? Well, lets just say that if this were an office party, you would go fetch me a drink. :D
Same 'tude as promised.

Big Troubles
05-29-2004, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by Sweet Irony
Looks like youre moderating, not masturbating BT!!

;)



well...then again...I dont really know what youre doing right now! :D

Actually Im Mastur-Moderating. :D

flappo
07-20-2004, 06:02 PM
that little stint didn't last long

you won't be missed , faggy

Mr Grimsdale
07-21-2004, 05:11 AM
i believe this is what they call gardening leave

Golden AWe
07-21-2004, 05:30 AM
Ok now let's talk Roth

Got Roth?

Roth n' Roll

Johnnee Roth-en

Sewer Roths

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