View Full Version : Pissing in the shower
Dr. Love
04-30-2009, 11:03 PM
Post your responses
lesfunk
04-30-2009, 11:38 PM
The fact that this is not a public poll ruins it for me
Dr. Love
04-30-2009, 11:40 PM
I don't even know what that means!
lesfunk
04-30-2009, 11:44 PM
It means I'm interested in Knowing who pees in the shower
chefcraig
04-30-2009, 11:47 PM
Buddy Hackett once said that Bob Newhart was such a classy guy that he actually stepped out of the shower to take a piss. I've pretty much lived my life looking up to, yet never quite equaling Mr. Newhart's nobility.
Dr. Love
04-30-2009, 11:49 PM
ah well maybe a moderator comes by they can make this open
lesfunk
05-01-2009, 12:19 AM
I just got back from trying it... FUN!
Dr. Love
05-01-2009, 12:23 AM
I think it's disgusting. If I have to pee while I'm in the shower, I kick open the door and aim for the sink ... the thinkin' man's toilet.
sadaist
05-01-2009, 05:34 AM
Heard this from a friend who worked at an upscale hotel a long time ago...probably not true, but still funny. The story was that Sly Stallone craps in the shower. Just drops it & finishes showering. The cleaning ladies hated getting the short straw to do his room cause of this. Apparently Sly doesn't poop like a bunny either.
and yeah...I pee in the shower at times, but only when I'm showering. Never had the urge to step in without the water running and go, although not a bad idea if you really gotta go & the loo is occupied.
Blaze
05-01-2009, 06:12 AM
The Straight Dope: Can urinating on your feet in the shower cure athlete's foot? (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2700/can-urinating-on-your-feet-in-the-shower-cure-athletes-foot)
How to Use Urine to Cure Fungus | eHow.com (http://www.ehow.com/how_2075188_use-urine-cure-fungus.html?ref=fuel&utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=ssp&utm_campaign=yssp_art)
Urine Cures Athlete's Foot...? | Boston | Yelp (http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-urine-cures-athletes-foot)
Urine Cures Athlete’s Foot: Say What? (http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22178/45242)
Is Urine a cure for Athletes foot - Yahoo! Answers (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080804140434AAfrXl8)
Information about Athlete's foot (tinea pedis) (http://www.neatfeat.co.nz/articles/athletes_foot.htm)
Be sure and bleach your drains, if you try that "cure" and stay out of public showers if you have the fungus.
sadaist
05-01-2009, 07:47 AM
Peeing on your foot actually subdues the pain from a stingray, albeit only temporarily.
Douglas T.
05-01-2009, 08:12 AM
I puke in the tub .... better than sticking your face in the toilet!:barf:
fryingdutchman
05-01-2009, 02:20 PM
Peeing on your foot actually subdues the pain from a stingray, albeit only temporarily.
I am suddenly haunted by the image of Steve Irwin pissing on his own chest.
Not that it would have helped.
G'day....
Igosplut
05-01-2009, 02:56 PM
The Straight Dope: Can urinating on your feet in the shower cure athlete's foot? (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2700/can-urinating-on-your-feet-in-the-shower-cure-athletes-foot)
How to Use Urine to Cure Fungus | eHow.com (http://www.ehow.com/how_2075188_use-urine-cure-fungus.html?ref=fuel&utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=ssp&utm_campaign=yssp_art)
Urine Cures Athlete's Foot...? | Boston | Yelp (http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-urine-cures-athletes-foot)
Urine Cures Athlete’s Foot: Say What? (http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22178/45242)
Is Urine a cure for Athletes foot - Yahoo! Answers (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080804140434AAfrXl8)
Information about Athlete's foot (tinea pedis) (http://www.neatfeat.co.nz/articles/athletes_foot.htm)
When I was commercial fishing the trip fisherman had an unusual cure for swollen (read gurry poisioning) hands. They pissed on (their own hands) them. It was the only thing that would relieve the swelling. Most nobody believed them but it was true......
twonabomber
05-01-2009, 04:35 PM
I just got back from trying it... FUN!
try it sans pants next time...
Reverberator
05-01-2009, 04:49 PM
I don't piss in the shower , but I do shit in the bath..... when I'm bathing. This practice not only eliminates the need to wipe your arse it also gives you a fantastic brown submarine to play with while you're waiting for your periscope to come up.
fack orf.
Nickdfresh
05-01-2009, 04:58 PM
Heard this from a friend who worked at an upscale hotel a long time ago...probably not true, but still funny. The story was that Sly Stallone craps in the shower. Just drops it & finishes showering. The cleaning ladies hated getting the short straw to do his room cause of this. Apparently Sly doesn't poop like a bunny either.
and yeah...I pee in the shower at times, but only when I'm showering. Never had the urge to step in without the water running and go, although not a bad idea if you really gotta go & the loo is occupied.
They should have sold the Sly-turds on Ebay!
thome
05-01-2009, 04:58 PM
I think he meant.......... Jelly Fish...and this can be applied to any # of above posts.
Nickdfresh
05-01-2009, 05:00 PM
BTW, I do piss in the shower. Sometimes when I'm not even showering. Sometimes while other people are showering. They seem to resent this..
Terry
05-01-2009, 06:02 PM
BTW, I do piss in the shower. Sometimes when I'm not even showering. Sometimes while other people are showering. They seem to resent this..
Yes, well, what the fuck? I'm in there, lathering up, shampoo running down my forehead into my eyes, and in to the bathroom runs Nickdfresh, yelling "free samples of lemonade!" and then starts pissing all over me.
Never offer an extension on houseguest invites is all I can say.
Nickdfresh
05-01-2009, 06:05 PM
Yes, well, what the fuck? I'm in there, lathering up, shampoo running down my forehead into my eyes, and in to the bathroom runs Nickdfresh, yelling "free samples of lemonade!" and then starts pissing all over me.
Never offer an extension on houseguest invites is all I can say.
Rinse and repeat, motherfucker!!!
Dr. Love
05-01-2009, 06:52 PM
sometimes, while my girlfriend is using the bathroom and I really have to go, I tell her to spread her legs and pray my aim holds.
katie
05-01-2009, 06:57 PM
In some states it would be considered rude not to.
kwame k
05-01-2009, 07:02 PM
In some states it would be considered rude not to.
Wha?:umm:
degüello
05-01-2009, 07:10 PM
Of course, not to do so would be silly.
katie
05-01-2009, 07:17 PM
I always piss in the sink, but I move the dishes to one side first! LOL
alexpgrimes
05-01-2009, 07:22 PM
Buddy Hackett once said that Bob Newhart was such a classy guy that he actually stepped out of the shower to take a piss. I've pretty much lived my life looking up to, yet never quite equaling Mr. Newhart's nobility.
when I heard him say that he said Johnny Carson instead of Bob Newhart..
alexpgrimes
05-01-2009, 07:25 PM
I think it's disgusting. If I have to pee while I'm in the shower, I kick open the door and aim for the sink ... the thinkin' man's toilet.
sounds like a good way to get piss on the floor between the sink and the shower...lol
Diamondjimi
05-01-2009, 07:45 PM
Getting out of the shower to piss? Ahahahaa. Yeah right!
That's right up there with sitting down to pee.....
Blaze beat me to it -
I used to never piss in the shower.
Then my then-galpal explained her ex husband was told to piss on his feet in Marine boot camp because the ammonia kills off foot fungus.
I don't know if it's true or not, but when I take a shower I aim for my feet, and always piss in the shower no lie
I don't piss in the shower , but I do shit in the bath..... when I'm bathing. This practice not only eliminates the need to wipe your arse it also gives you a fantastic brown submarine to play with while you're waiting for your periscope to come up.
fack orf.
If you can grab 'em before they go down the drain when you let the water out, they make unique crayons for tub graffitti ..
I blame it on sleepwalking.
Igosplut
05-02-2009, 07:13 AM
Then my then-galpal explained her ex husband was told to piss on his feet
Have her piss in your mouth. Maybe it'll kill the fungus growing on your brain..
I peesturbate.... a combination of both liquids!
sadaist
05-02-2009, 02:42 PM
What the fuck is wrong with me?! Right now I'm enjoying this thread more than any other. I need help.
What the fuck is wrong with me?! Right now I'm enjoying this thread more than any other. I need help.
Does this thread make you wanna, "Tinkle"?
degüello
05-02-2009, 03:17 PM
We have a stand-up shower with a large drain, just aim it right there and it goes straight in, no muss, no fuss. Don't see the big ol' deal with dat. :D
thome
05-02-2009, 03:18 PM
I have developed a pshycosis..... I wondered about this in the shower last night...??/
The violence and everything and Dr Love:tongue0011: constantly calling me out, screaming into a camera lens from three thousand, two hundred and twenty six miles away,
I need to know if you piss in the SHOWER!!! ...........You better wear a cup. You better watch your balls.' This causes me to ask, because we're talking to a very articulate magazine here, with an articulate audience readership, and an entirely articulate interviewer here. What kind of Pissing in the shower is he imagining? What kind of Pissing in the shower are haunting Dr. Loves' sleep? The mind fairly reels, sire.
WAIT this sounds kinda familiar...???/
hmmmmmmm....
Igosplut
05-02-2009, 03:19 PM
What the fuck is wrong with me?! Right now I'm enjoying this thread more than any other. I need help.
It fits your user name, so when in Rome...
Dr. Love
05-02-2009, 04:21 PM
It fits your user name, so when in Rome...
piss in the shower like the romans do, right?
Igo is suggesting that one's own ammoniated brine displaces dental plaque?
Should we now piss in our mouths, in the shower? I read and reread the SAS Field Training Manual and could find not a thing about this benefit.
Not that it isn't tasty..
Igosplut, it must be just a old wive's tale, and you're not an old wife so quit doing that just brush.
Igosplut
05-02-2009, 09:05 PM
What Igo says is gar should just run head first into a cement wall.
It can only be an improvement for the coward.
chefcraig
05-02-2009, 09:12 PM
What Igo says is gar should just run head first into a cement wall.
It can only be an improvement for the coward.
Not to mention being beneficial for those of us that pick up spare dough doing drywall repair.
Va Beach VH Fan
05-02-2009, 09:53 PM
Moises Alou has always said he pisses on his hands to minimize calluses....
Can peeing on your hands make them tough? - By Dan Kois - Slate Magazine (http://www.slate.com/id/2100652/)
Why Athletes Pee on Their Hands
Does urine really toughen the skin?
By Dan Kois
Posted Monday, May 17, 2004, at 5:03 PM ET
Apparently some employees don't have to wash their hands before returning to workIn a recent interview with ESPN's Gary Miller, Chicago Cubs outfielder Moises Alou revealed that during baseball season he urinates on his hands to toughen them up. Alou, one of the few major leaguers who doesn't wear gloves while batting, is backed up by Yankees catcher Jorge Posada, who says, "You don't want to shake my hand during spring training." Even Cubs hurler Kerry Wood mentioned on a local radio show that he's tried the technique to remedy blisters on his pitching hand (though he wryly added that there's also a well-known clubhouse cure for headaches: "crapping in your hat"). Does urine really toughen the skin?
Quite the opposite. Proponents of urine therapy—and there are enough of these to have populated three World Conferences on the subject—believe consuming one's own urine boosts the immune system, and they also recommend using it as a skin treatment. But most say urine softens the skin, rather than hardening it.
Plenty of traditional doctors and professional skeptics will tell you that urine therapy is a crock, but when it comes to skin care, urine-therapy devotees may be correct. Urea, a major component of urine, is a compound also used in many commercial moisturizing creams as a skin softener. It's an active ingredient, for example, in Carmol 10 and 20 and in Dermal Therapy Lotion. (The makers of these lotions are not distilling urine, by the way; their urea is manufactured in a lab.)
But that doesn't necessarily mean you can save money on moisturizer by drinking a ton of water. As a delivery device for urea, lotion is much more effective than pee; in order for the urea in urine to have an effect, you'd need to soak your hands long enough for the urea to be absorbed by your skin, at least five minutes. While there's no hygiene-related reason not to do so—"Urine is sterile, if a bit gross," writes Stanford dermatology professor Dr. Alexa Boer Kimball in an e-mail—those with eczema or dermatitis may see their conditions exacerbated by contact with urine.
So, why do baseball players do it? Athletes, especially baseball players, are superstitious creatures. If Moises Alou thinks peeing on his hands has helped him hit .301 in his 14-year major league career, who are we to tell him otherwise? Wood noted in his ESPN radio interview that he experimented with urine only when he had blisters that wouldn't go away, and he was desperate enough to try anything. "Someone tells you something works," Wood said, and you give it a try, because saving your career is worth any sacrifice—even peeing on your own hands.
Nickdfresh
05-03-2009, 09:23 AM
Peeing on your hands can actually clean them off in certain environments as piss is sterile and initially can be used as a minor disinfectant resulting from the acidity...
Nickdfresh
05-03-2009, 09:26 AM
Igo is suggesting that one's own ammoniated brine displaces dental plaque?
Should we now piss in our mouths, in the shower? I read and reread the SAS Field Training Manual and could find not a thing about this benefit.
Not that it isn't tasty..
Igosplut, it must be just a old wive's tale, and you're not an old wife so quit doing that just brush.
You've never read anything but the bullshit you pull off the internet, Google-pussy...
jharp84
05-03-2009, 10:26 AM
Better in the shower than in a jug!
YouTube - riley pisses in a jug (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX4nGxIo1k8) :fufu:
Diamondjimi
05-03-2009, 11:06 AM
Igo is suggesting that one's own ammoniated brine displaces dental plaque?
Should we now piss in our mouths, in the shower? I read and reread the SAS Field Training Manual and could find not a thing about this benefit.
Not that it isn't tasty..
Igosplut, it must be just a old wive's tale, and you're not an old wife so quit doing that just brush.
Savicki much?
hideyoursheep
05-04-2009, 12:30 AM
:thread_needs_pics:
Once, at the public showers at Rosemead Park pool, there was this little spaz kid showering with another kid, and the other kid went to dress up and left him in the shower.
I said "he kid shut up" but he just kept giggling.. so I turned around and hit him from like 4 feet away with a stream of piss.
His smile quickly changed to a frown, while my frown turned to a smile as I laughed.
"I'm telling!"
"Tell them Mr. Pee gotcha" I said.
Then I ran to the pool. I think I was 11 or 12 at the time.
fryingdutchman
05-04-2009, 04:40 PM
Once, at the public showers at Rosemead Park pool, there was this little spaz kid showering with another kid, and the other kid went to dress up and left him in the shower.
I said "he kid shut up" but he just kept giggling.. so I turned around and hit him from like 4 feet away with a stream of piss.
His smile quickly changed to a frown, while my frown turned to a smile as I laughed.
"I'm telling!"
"Tell them Mr. Pee gotcha" I said.
Then I ran to the pool. I think I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Yet another reason to avoid showering at the pool, gym, or any public facility for that matter.
You're fucked up.
fryingdutchman
05-04-2009, 04:41 PM
:thread_needs_pics:
You REALLY want to see pics of people pissing in the shower?
Nickdfresh
05-04-2009, 10:18 PM
Once, at the public showers at Rosemead Park pool, there was this little spaz kid showering with another kid, and the other kid went to dress up and left him in the shower.
I said "he kid shut up" but he just kept giggling.. so I turned around and hit him from like 4 feet away with a stream of piss.
His smile quickly changed to a frown, while my frown turned to a smile as I laughed.
"I'm telling!"
"Tell them Mr. Pee gotcha" I said.
Then I ran to the pool. I think I was 11 or 12 at the time.
You raped him, didn't you, scumfuck?
Diamondjimi
05-04-2009, 10:28 PM
Once, at the public showers at Rosemead Park pool......
Nuff said....:barf:
Diamondjimi
05-04-2009, 11:32 PM
Hmmm..
Looks like Warham dun got his Banning hammer swingin!
I'll be on a weeks' long Army sabbatical - RothFans (http://www.rothfans.com/forum/showthread.php?p=58671#post58671):lmao:
:fighting0043:
LoungeMachine
05-04-2009, 11:36 PM
:lmao:
:lmao:
BANNED FROM ROTHCHATS?
:lmao:
:lmao:
chefcraig
05-05-2009, 12:02 AM
Nicely done by Warham and his crew. It is a good thing to take the high road and...oh crap, who am I kidding, this is funny as shit. http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-happy-smileys-291.gif (http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/Free-Adult-Smileys/)
The word DOINK comes to mind. Hey, GAR...drive much?
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2595/aaagarr.gif (http://img13.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aaagarr.gif)
Diamondjimi
05-05-2009, 01:09 AM
http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp25/Incubo1986/dairy-fail.jpg?t=1233353001
LoungeMachine
05-05-2009, 01:57 AM
:lmao:
Let me get this straight........
Gar is demodded and banned from here, goes over to DDLR, is demodded there, comes back here, and then QUITS because he was owned by katydid, goes back to DDLR, gets banned there, goes over to RothChats, slams the Army, comes back over here, slams RothChats, taunts Warham, quits here again, goes over to RothChat, slams the Army, gets banned at RothChats.
:gulp:
LMMFAO
:lmao:
Let me get this straight........
Gar is demodded and banned from here, goes over to DDLR, is demodded there, comes back here, and then QUITS because he was owned by katydid, goes back to DDLR, gets banned there, goes over to RothChats, slams the Army, comes back over here, slams RothChats, taunts Warham, quits here again, goes over to RothChat, slams the Army, gets banned at RothChats.
:gulp:
LMMFAO
Yes,Yes And Yes.:biggrin:
fryingdutchman
05-05-2009, 05:30 AM
You raped him, didn't you, scumfuck?
Something tells me that practice continues for ol' GAR.
Unfortunately the demographic of his victims hasn't changed...
Igosplut
05-05-2009, 07:41 AM
Hmmm..
Looks like Warham dun got his Banning hammer swingin!
I'll be on a weeks' long Army sabbatical - RothFans (http://www.rothfans.com/forum/showthread.php?p=58671#post58671):lmao:
:fighting0043:
One more ban and he's achieved what's usually reserved only for the spam-bots and a small select group of REAL IDIOTS. And he's just the guy that can do it....
Diamondjimi
05-05-2009, 11:28 AM
Ahahahaa , no shit!
LoungeMachine
05-05-2009, 03:53 PM
Now he's posting at RothChat under his BlimpyChimp alias, kissing mod-ass.
:lmao:
ZahZoo
05-05-2009, 05:18 PM
Ahhh give him the trifecta... ban him here and make the circle complete.
It takes a special kind of stupid to get banned at a Roth site...
Dr. Love
05-05-2009, 09:56 PM
this thread is about pissing in the shower, not pissing on gar
LoungeMachine
05-06-2009, 12:05 AM
If gar ever took a shower..........
:gulp:
then we'd have a thread......
ZahZoo
05-06-2009, 08:03 AM
this thread is about pissing in the shower, not pissing on gar
Ah piss off Doc!! ;)
It's all about sewage in inappropriate places right..?
Dr. Love
05-06-2009, 10:27 AM
I am willing to compromise and make it a thread about pissing on gar in the shower
Igosplut
05-06-2009, 11:21 AM
I am willing to compromise and make it a thread about pissing on gar in the shower
We have a winna!
Nickdfresh
05-06-2009, 11:50 AM
I am willing to compromise and make it a thread about pissing on gar in the shower
Just as long as it isn't in my shower...
ZahZoo
05-06-2009, 12:05 PM
I think I'll have to boycott this thread...
No interest in being within pissing distance of gar especially anywhere near showers... a man has to know his limitations!!
LoungeMachine
05-06-2009, 12:46 PM
You're too old for gar.
He has stated here he only pisses on 12 year old boys in public showers.
:gulp:
LoungeMachine
05-06-2009, 12:46 PM
Just as long as it isn't in my shower...
When did you get indoor plumbing?
:gulp:
Congrats!!!!
Redballjets88
05-06-2009, 01:43 PM
When did you get indoor plumbing?
:gulp:
Congrats!!!!
when was the last time you posted a reply that actually had meaning other than talking shit to/about someone. Stop with the holier than thou bullshit.
Didn't you ever learn the old saying, "if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all"?, but then again if you adhered to that quote you wouldn't have shit to say ever.
LoungeMachine
05-06-2009, 01:49 PM
when was the last time you posted a reply that actually had meaning other than talking shit to/about someone. Stop with the holier than thou bullshit.
Didn't you ever learn the old saying, "if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all"?, but then again if you adhered to that quote you wouldn't have shit to say ever.
STFU, move out mom's house, and get a job, punk.
:gulp:
Or pay a girl and finally get laid.
Nickdfresh
05-06-2009, 03:03 PM
When did you get indoor plumbing?
:gulp:
Congrats!!!!
When I installed a generator and sump pump in mein bunker...
Nickdfresh
05-06-2009, 03:04 PM
...
:gulp:
Or pay a girl and finally get laid.
;)
Yeah, it works for Lounge!!
chefcraig
05-06-2009, 03:08 PM
Or pay a girl and finally get laid.
;)
Yeah, it works for Lounge!!
Believe me, you always end up paying for it, one way or another. :duh:
Redballjets88
05-06-2009, 03:14 PM
STFU, move out mom's house, and get a job, punk.
:gulp:
Or pay a girl and finally get laid.
I see letters and words, but all I read is blah blah blah.
(to the tune of pollywollydoodle all day or slinky song)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Who sits all day, and sucks on gays?
His name is lounge machine
Who fucks his dog, and is a slob
His name is lounge machine
Who loves the cock and classic rock
His name is lounge machine
Who's from seattle and sucks off cattle
His name is lounge machine
OHHHHHHHH
Who whines and cries, and eats cum pies
His name is Lounge Machine
Who drinks his pee and yells at me?
His name is Lounge machine
Who ate a grape then committed rape?
His name is Lounge Machine
Rode the short bus to school, and constantly drools
His naaaaammmeee iiiissssss Looounggeeee MMaaaachiiinneeeeeeeeeeee
Goddamn I'm creative
ZahZoo
05-06-2009, 03:31 PM
A graduate of the Sammy Hagar school of lyric writing shows up...
Igosplut
05-06-2009, 05:07 PM
I'm getting most of these complainers don't know whens Lounge is kidding.
Doesn't seem tough to me......
kwame k
05-06-2009, 05:11 PM
I'm getting most of these complainers don't know whens Lounge is kidding.
Doesn't seem tough to me......
They're just the ones who have had their asses handed to them by Lounge and have the Jilted Lover Complex.
Igosplut
05-06-2009, 05:17 PM
They're just the ones who have their asses handed to them by Lounge and have the Jilted Lover Complex.
I haven't been around here long enough lately to see all the corpses lying about.
kwame k
05-06-2009, 05:18 PM
I haven't been around here long enough lately to see all the corpses lying about.
You will;)
LoungeMachine
05-06-2009, 05:27 PM
Goddamn I'm creative
Just not very productive or bright.
It's a shame mom and dad don't start charging you rent.
:gulp:
Pennypacker
05-06-2009, 05:43 PM
ELAINE: Why couldn't you just wait?
GEORGE: I was there! I saw a drain!
ELAINE: Since when is a drain a toilet?!
GEORGE: It's all pipes! What's the difference?!
ELAINE: Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!
GEORGE: I'll call a plumber right now!
Guitar Shark
05-06-2009, 05:51 PM
ELAINE: Why couldn't you just wait?
GEORGE: I was there! I saw a drain!
ELAINE: Since when is a drain a toilet?!
GEORGE: It's all pipes! What's the difference?!
ELAINE: Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!
GEORGE: I'll call a plumber right now!
That was my first thought, too, when I read this thread... :D
BlimpyCHIMP™
05-07-2009, 06:38 PM
I just hop over to the pee tree and let my fly fly.
Nickdfresh
05-07-2009, 09:36 PM
I just hop over to the pee tree and let my fly fly.
Oh God, I hope that isn't code for "playground." :umm::(
Diamondjimi
05-07-2009, 10:28 PM
:lol:
Hahaha, ChimpyBlimp......son of Thudner!
thome
05-10-2009, 07:49 PM
I felt cheated somehow....? like a dog that just can't seem to find a bush..but that is another story.
So, I am in the shower and I don't have to piss at all...?
I am sorry I failed you all....
BlimpyCHIMP™
05-10-2009, 08:31 PM
The infrequent ammoniated streams are excellent ways of clearing out the soap scum from the tray in the bath.
And it's a lemony-color. Breaks up the drab white backwall especially if it pools up. My gal pointed that out when she went in to take a bath after..
kwame k
05-10-2009, 10:13 PM
The infrequent ammoniated streams are excellent ways of clearing out the soap scum from the tray in the bath.
And it's a lemony-color. Breaks up the drab white backwall especially if it pools up. My gal pointed that out when she went in to take a bath after..
everyone I made it home a while ago and took a nap with Brooklyn :snoop Gary is coming over in the morning and installing grab bars in my bathtub. He is afraid I might fall. Our friend, Janet, is coming too and we are all going to play dominoes and some dice games.
From Gay Aiken fansite.
So it is true, Gary!:lmao:
Bill Lumbergh
05-11-2009, 01:59 AM
I think it's disgusting. If I have to pee while I'm in the shower, I kick open the door and aim for the sink ... the thinkin' man's toilet.
In my younger years when we were living in a small apartment when I was drunk, I would actually piss in the sink. The bathroom was a whole 10 feet away!!!!
She's the Little Old Lady from Pasa-dee-naaah~!
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thome
05-11-2009, 08:50 PM
Let The Psychosis Begin....
1. I can't take a shower because, I don't have to piss.
2. If I don't piss in the shower, will I get athlete's foot by some, alien conspiracy ?
3. As a preventative measure should I piss on my feet here at my desk.
4. Should I take off my shoes and "fill them up" in case there is -Foot Fungi- down at the grocery store ?
5. Boxers or Briefs ?
Spraying snotrockets on the shower wall is artistic, but all the red green and yellow flecks that hit the backsplash aren't cuntsidered "artistic" by my girlfriend.
I say "but that's my canvas" she says that's a lie from the pit of hell, and to stop it.
Nasal nuggets and sinusoidal worms.. they seem to just flow freely from my face in the bath and compete for surface area with the floating buttshingles I tend to scrape from my undercarriage with the neighbor kid's hotwheels I found in the hallway.
Kid had it in his mouth yesterday after I threw it back out there.. I should tell his mother not to let him do that since the day before it was a digging tool on my asscrack.
thome
05-11-2009, 09:48 PM
Let The Psychosis Begin....
1. I can't take a shower because, I don't have to piss.
2. If I don't piss in the shower, will I get athlete's foot by some, alien conspiracy ?
3. As a preventative measure should I piss on my feet here at my desk.
4. Should I take off my shoes and "fill them up" in case there is -Foot Fungi- down at the grocery store ?
5. Boxers or Briefs ?
I knew my evolution from Huge Boner Status ( or super douche dick head of the first kind depending on the day).. to ROCKSTAR. would be a monumental RA moment, but I could never have thought it would be so world changing.
Yeay ....unto this... so..... let it .....be, written ....so, let it be DONE!!!
I will be signing autographs in ....................wait for it................................................ ...........................THE MEZZANINE!!!
Don't forget to tip your waitress....
fryingdutchman
05-11-2009, 10:33 PM
....and compete for surface area with the floating buttshingles I tend to scrape from my undercarriage with the neighbor kid's hotwheels I found in the hallway.
Kid had it in his mouth yesterday after I threw it back out there.. I should tell his mother not to let him do that since the day before it was a digging tool on my asscrack.
Hmmmm...first it's tales of pissing on little kids at the pool shower.
Now it's scraping your ass with "the neighbor kids Hot Wheels."
I'm seeing a disturbing trend here....that it always comes down to you interacting with kids in a wholly inappropriate context.
Fucking freak.
Well it wasn't one of your kids, sitting up requires at least an IQ capacity of 20 but.. does he have any Hot Wheels?
fryingdutchman
05-18-2009, 10:59 AM
Well it wasn't one of your kids, sitting up requires at least an IQ capacity of 20 but.. does he have any Hot Wheels?
Y'know what, Clay?
I have little doubt that my 9 year old could outwit, outclass, and outdo you in virtually any way possible.
You're a fucking cancer on this site.
Bring my kids into a discussion again, and I'll gladly pick up where AlinChainz left off with you.
It would be a pleasure for me and an honor to him to finish his work, shitfist.
Igosplut
05-18-2009, 02:39 PM
my face in the bath and compete for surface area with the floating buttshingles I tend to scrape from my undercarriage with the neighbor kid's hotwheels I found in the hallway.
Kid had it in his mouth yesterday after I threw it back out there.. I should tell his mother not to let him do that since the day before it was a digging tool on my asscrack.
Well it wasn't one of your kids, sitting up requires at least an IQ capacity of 20 but.. does he have any Hot Wheels?
That's just fucking lovely. Just when I think you couldn't stoop any lower, you do it. Now you're onto getting your kicks defiling children over the net. AND you can't even go toe-to-toe with a poster, you have to include shots at his child. Just fucking great.
You really need your skull cracked
fryingdutchman
05-18-2009, 03:20 PM
sitting up requires at least an IQ capacity of 20
So tell us, Clay...
What's it like to go through life lying down?
Igosplut
05-18-2009, 08:27 PM
Just one more post he doesn't have the balls to address.....
Big fuckin surprise...
Guess I should not elaborate to you what a grate thrill it was for me to projectile-fart a buttblast in the illegal-aliens' kids' face who kept running in and out of the checkout aisle at the market bumping into and behind me all the time, and how he just stopped in his tracks and looked at me with these big round eyes like he coudn't believe the airborne particles of my shit could so deeply embed the air he just inhaled of my "PhhhhFFBTBTBTBTTT~!!" toxifying his clothing with nary a stain to give witness to such a tragic envelopment of his already-filthy clothing yet poisoning his lungs and his mind all the while.
Why did that kid stop and gawk like that?
Was I supposed to say something in Spanish such as "excuse me" or sorry or something, was he waiting for an apology - do they teach manners like that in the jungle and if so, was he even old enough to expect the courtesy from me to acknowledge my "error"?
Could he not believe my Brownberry Blast was so unique, the trumpeting of Flavors of Christmas Dinners Past still fermenting.. the volume and woodyiness of such vile proportions secreted from below my swim trunks, was it the volume and the texture of the stench that froze him with disbelief till his mamacita called him to come?
THAT is gonna be a $40,000 psychiatric bill come 20 years down the road to the future, I gua-rown-tee!
I felt like wiping my ass with that kid's head for aggravating me like that, but his mother and his twelve welfare-infested siblings were watching.
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