WARF
05-01-2009, 03:52 PM
Like the GRATE song from Bad English....
Sometimes I wanna give up...
I wanna give in...
I WANNA QUIT THE FIGHT!!!
uh uh u huh uh u hu h
I have tried to lure women... with booze... drugs... alcohol... PORN!!
Nothing.... fucking nothing...
The GODS of PUSSY have casted a black cloud over my head...
And will not give WARF a drop of pussy juice!!
I must be fucking cursed like the fucking Chicago Cubs man...
Maybe they will win the fucking world series... before I get a piece of POONTANG!!! .... OR POOH-NA-NA...
Anyways...
I was gettin' all shades of fucked up last...
And I thought definately last night would be the night....
Of course... I could always go the LoungeMachine route... and pay for it...
But that's NO FUN!
I like my PUSSY like I like my OXYGEN...
FREE BAY-BAY!!!!!
Last night was close.... but no fucking cigar....
Here is a transcript of my late night Text Message battle for pussy...
(Actual Text Messages Below!)
(Hold up let me find my cell phone...)
(Mind you... this is a hot short little piece of ASS.. blond hair blue eyes... small perky tits... 21 years old anyways..)
WARF: Hey, I was just passing by from work... did you wanna smoke a dutch with me?
Britney: Oh, I would love too. But I'm with people.
(hours later...)
Britney: Can I come over? It's just me, Samantha, and Rachell.
(WARF plays it off... already knowing the one girl is average.. and the other is kinda nasty...)
WARF: I'd love to have you over... but there is a couple girls here already... but they should be leaving soon.
WARF: Get rid of your friends, I still got some weed for me and you.
(2 am now)
WARF: Me and Mike are horny, and the other girl was gettin' undressed but the other girl cockblocked us and they both left... and now were sitting here with CHUBBIES.
WARF: I still have a ton of alcohol, and weed.
Britney: Oh my god lol. Well I have nowhere to chill.
Britney: Well what would you guys like to do?
WARF: umm what do you think we wanna do?
Britney: Lol i don't wanna do that
WARF: Do what? What r u talking about?
Britney: hook up
WARF: Well we still have chubbies, come over!
Britneys: what's chubbies?
WARF: Two ten inch cocks
WARF: Hello?
WARF: HELLLLLLLO????
uh u hu h uhu hu h uh u h uh uh uh u hu u huh
Stay tuned for more updates...
Sometimes I wanna give up...
I wanna give in...
I WANNA QUIT THE FIGHT!!!
uh uh u huh uh u hu h
I have tried to lure women... with booze... drugs... alcohol... PORN!!
Nothing.... fucking nothing...
The GODS of PUSSY have casted a black cloud over my head...
And will not give WARF a drop of pussy juice!!
I must be fucking cursed like the fucking Chicago Cubs man...
Maybe they will win the fucking world series... before I get a piece of POONTANG!!! .... OR POOH-NA-NA...
Anyways...
I was gettin' all shades of fucked up last...
And I thought definately last night would be the night....
Of course... I could always go the LoungeMachine route... and pay for it...
But that's NO FUN!
I like my PUSSY like I like my OXYGEN...
FREE BAY-BAY!!!!!
Last night was close.... but no fucking cigar....
Here is a transcript of my late night Text Message battle for pussy...
(Actual Text Messages Below!)
(Hold up let me find my cell phone...)
(Mind you... this is a hot short little piece of ASS.. blond hair blue eyes... small perky tits... 21 years old anyways..)
WARF: Hey, I was just passing by from work... did you wanna smoke a dutch with me?
Britney: Oh, I would love too. But I'm with people.
(hours later...)
Britney: Can I come over? It's just me, Samantha, and Rachell.
(WARF plays it off... already knowing the one girl is average.. and the other is kinda nasty...)
WARF: I'd love to have you over... but there is a couple girls here already... but they should be leaving soon.
WARF: Get rid of your friends, I still got some weed for me and you.
(2 am now)
WARF: Me and Mike are horny, and the other girl was gettin' undressed but the other girl cockblocked us and they both left... and now were sitting here with CHUBBIES.
WARF: I still have a ton of alcohol, and weed.
Britney: Oh my god lol. Well I have nowhere to chill.
Britney: Well what would you guys like to do?
WARF: umm what do you think we wanna do?
Britney: Lol i don't wanna do that
WARF: Do what? What r u talking about?
Britney: hook up
WARF: Well we still have chubbies, come over!
Britneys: what's chubbies?
WARF: Two ten inch cocks
WARF: Hello?
WARF: HELLLLLLLO????
uh u hu h uhu hu h uh u h uh uh uh u hu u huh
Stay tuned for more updates...