EUAS: Where My Peeps At? [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

houseofpain

05-07-2009, 12:13 AM

So bros, its been a looooooong time since I've posted. Where my peeps, and what yall up to?

I'm the same redneck, texass longhorn hating, Spammy loathing, ass kicking sumbitch I always been.

Sarge's Little Helper

05-07-2009, 12:19 AM

Hi houseofpain! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.

Dr. Love

05-07-2009, 12:24 AM

Hi I'd like to join your internet club

houseofpain

05-07-2009, 12:28 AM

They call you Dr. Love?

Do we know each other from previous board postings?

Va Beach VH Fan

05-07-2009, 07:24 AM

Holy hell, what fucking rock did you climb from under ???

Good to see you HOP....

houseofpain

05-07-2009, 11:54 AM

Duder, its been an unbelievable trip. Went back to school and got another degree. Left the hospital, went into medical sales. Have the number 1 territory for my company. I spend a lot of time in airports and hotels. Which got me kickin around the old site last night.

BlimpyCHIMP™

05-07-2009, 02:22 PM

Welcome back fellow Hagar hater!

FORD

05-07-2009, 02:49 PM

House of Pancakes in da house! :bottle:

WARF

05-07-2009, 03:09 PM

Do you hear the footsteps?!?!?!

houseofpain

05-07-2009, 06:04 PM

eat us and smile bitches!

houseofpain

05-07-2009, 06:40 PM

I am the footsteps!

houseofpain

05-07-2009, 06:59 PM

FORD

05-07-2009, 07:42 PM

I know I'm just a measley member here, and no longer a mod or webmasterbater, so I thought that I would pose a stupid question...

What's the point of checking that "Remember Me" box if I have to log in everytime I open up the roth army pages?

Sounds like your browser is allergic to cookies. If you're using Firefox you can always make an exception for this site. Sarge doesn't turn anything over to the Nigerian SPAM peddlers, and Icon only passes info on to hookers and coke dealers. :biggrin:

houseofpain

05-07-2009, 08:04 PM

Ok. Its a corporate laptop so no telling what IT has done to it. On my plane to get the hell out of Tucson and back to Oklahalen. See you peeps tomorrow. I don't land till midnight!

houseofpain

05-07-2009, 09:51 PM

Or maybe I'll check in waiting for my plane to leave Vegas so I can tell somebody to SUCK IT!

WARF

05-07-2009, 11:29 PM

eat us and smile bitches!

houseofpain, promise me your're gonna re-dedicate yourself to this site...

I already am suggesting you as mod here....

I'm mean for fuckssake...

When you hear the name houseofpain...

We're talking top of the fucking line man...

A 1% er club.... like those fucking motorbike gangs....

We need you fucking back... you were the fucking glue to EUAS...

And it when to hell in a hand basket after you left!

WARF

05-07-2009, 11:31 PM

I know I'm just a measley member here, and no longer a mod or webmasterbater, so I thought that I would pose a stupid question...

What's the point of checking that "Remember Me" box if I have to log in everytime I open up the roth army pages?

You're gonna click, "Remember me" cuz your're gonna start posting here everyday man... that's the point.

And you got my first vote as a mod... if you continue to contribute like you did when you were a vital part of this web site!

Susie Q

05-08-2009, 07:20 AM

Just wait until the rest of the old gang checks in and see's hop in here.:) I'm waitin' on Blueeyedmurder to check in as well. What about 'ol yankeerose?
Welcome back!!:rockit2:

Igosplut

05-08-2009, 07:27 AM

What about 'ol yankeerose?

Last time I talked to her (about 5 yrs ago) she was having some life issues.

Susie Q

05-08-2009, 07:32 AM

Last time I talked to her (about 5 yrs ago) she was having some life issues.

What a bummer Igo, wish she were around now with the site back up. She was a trip! Maybe...with hop around, you never know....

houseofpain

05-08-2009, 07:16 PM

WARF

05-09-2009, 02:11 PM

:biggrin:;):barf::tongue0011:

I think this means I'm back! I got a crazy week next week, so you know, expect me around. Since I swore I was done until they brought Dave back, now they brought him back, I'm back. Gonna fix it so you never leave...

Not only that hop... but were gonna get a album in 2010...

So you've logged in THREE consecutive days....

I'm pullin' for ya....

RE-MOD THE HOUSE OF PAIN!!!!

SAY IT!!!

houseofpain

05-09-2009, 02:49 PM

I even posted off my blackberry a couple of times.

Here's the sign I'm officially back...the page has been bookmarked on the crackberry...

houseofpain

05-09-2009, 04:13 PM

Crackberry post bitches!

If you can't beat us...eat us and smile!

FORD

05-09-2009, 09:13 PM

Crackberry? Yeah, I've heard they're addicting. I can't imagine being addicted to something too damn small to even type on, but then I used to think Dick Tracy style TV watches were the greatest invention of the future. I've heard President Obama really likes his and was disappointed to hear that he'd have to give it up once he was in office because of "security" reasons.

houseofpain

05-09-2009, 10:45 PM

The crackberry is a nice little tool to have. I'm on my third one. Don't buy the Pearl, its worthless. That was my first. 2nd and 3rd have been Curves. Been pretty happy with them. Thinking about buying a storm, but why spend $$$$ on one when my company gives them to me. So I'll just have to wait 18 months to get a freebie...

BlimpyCHIMP™

05-10-2009, 01:24 AM

Im confused:

Wasn't there both a guy Yankeerose and a gal Yankeerose, or was the guy-one Guwapo?

houseofpain

05-10-2009, 01:33 AM

Yankeerose was a chick originally. Sometime around 04 or 05, a lot of us original members lost our names and posts. Thats why I'm like member #11055 instead of member #6 and why I have 100 posts instead of thousands. At any rate, the original yankeerose was a chick, she was a EUAS member, she was hotter than hell, and she dropped off about the same time as me. I have no idea if she's back or not now.

houseofpain

05-10-2009, 01:33 AM

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/kanesport15/Picture26.jpg

BlimpyCHIMP™

05-10-2009, 01:41 AM

I thought it was originally a chick because another thing we lost with the first site-down, was the Members Pics section. I used to go in there, looking to see who on DLRML had posted their pic.

Its the only time I ever posted my pic but nobody believed that was me, so.. I never posted my pic after that.

btw, I was originally Member 130-something, now I'm bumped up or down somehow too..

BlimpyCHIMP™

05-10-2009, 01:41 AM

or BOTH!

uhhh huhuhhuhuhuh...

houseofpain

05-10-2009, 01:55 AM

So what was your user name on the original site?

Sweet Irony

05-10-2009, 06:33 PM

Hey HoP....I dont know about the chimp...but Im Sweet Irony...(previously something to do with Jay?)...lol...and Im VERY glad to see you around...VERY glad......

I think its time I got back around these parts on a daily basis....Ive missed it...A LOT...

houseofpain

05-11-2009, 01:13 AM

Sweet Irony, how could I ever forget you? All the late night chats, etc!;)

houseofpain

05-11-2009, 01:16 AM

So where the rest of the peeps? Pojo? Hain? Brownsound , icon, pavinc, vinnie velvet, redfire, where my peeps? Fuck the sheep, where my peeps?

redblkwht

05-11-2009, 01:57 AM

Ok. Its a corporate laptop so no telling what IT has done to it. On my plane to get the hell out of Tucson and back to Oklahalen. See you peeps tomorrow. I don't land till midnight!
yo dillweed, next time your out here (1hour away) Tucson,
hollar at me & we get together, spara few rounds then throw a few back chico!!:biggrin:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

houseofpain

05-11-2009, 02:11 AM

redblkwht

05-11-2009, 02:24 AM

bro, I had no idea. I will be in Dallas Wednesday and Thursday this week if any of my peeps live in Dallas. They'll have to make due around a global sales meeting though. Me and Jack Daniels are getting friendly this week...
Yeah, me & Stella Artois are hanging out now..lol next time you come around
it would be cool..i still wished redfire stopped out by me back in the day in
chi-town.

houseofpain

05-11-2009, 02:32 AM

honestly don't know if I'll ever be back in Tucson. We'll have to see what plans the regional guys have this upcoming week. There's a small chance I'll be selling to Tucson Med Center in the near future, but it doesn't mean much. I stayed at courtyard at Williams Center. On Cinco De Mayo, I got piss drunk at Risky Business...

redblkwht

05-11-2009, 03:34 AM

coutyard Williams Center, tucson - Google Maps (http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=fd5&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=coutyard+Williams+Center,+tucson&fb=1&split=1&gl=us&ei=ItQHSpb8DY72MNa71KID&sa=X&oi=local_group&resnum=3&ct=image)

im close by in florence/queen creek az area..hollar if your ever in town shoot
me a pm/email even if its next yea..no matter ill bring my own folding chair ;)
Just hit the - on the map open it up wider 4x & you'll see my area-
RBW

houseofpain

05-11-2009, 11:30 PM

Yo, redfire, this is where you want to be lil bro...the gangs all here. Get yer ass in here...

redfire

05-12-2009, 02:52 PM

Man's game House. What is up? All I know is that between Manny Rami-errr Tranny Ramirez, the release of a Van Halen Guitar Hero featuring only members of Van Halen... and 18 year olds (one can only hope he's not to scale), the end of 24's season 7 and the beginning of Burn Notice's season 3, I will be making a special guest appearance at the DLR Army. We'll see if I can turn that into a recurring character.

redfire

05-12-2009, 02:53 PM

houseofpain

05-12-2009, 03:34 PM

Man's game. There was a Rocket sighting this morning. You hear it? I didn't use steroids because I have a family history of heart disease. That would be suicide. Okay Rocket, your my favorite pitcher ever, but what about hgh? The side effects are stopping the aging process...

chefcraig

05-12-2009, 06:19 PM

...and the beginning of Burn Notice's season 3, I will be making a special guest appearance at the DLR Army. We'll see if I can turn that into a recurring character.

Burn Notice is outstanding. Can't wait until June 4th. Remember, for some reason USA is starting the show one hour earlier this season, which will put it on directly opposite CSI.

houseofpain

05-12-2009, 08:50 PM

Burn Notice is outstanding. Can't wait until June 4th. Remember, for some reason USA is starting the show one hour earlier this season, which will put it on directly opposite CSI.

Which means that it will still be twice as good as CSI, and I still won't watch CSI.

chefcraig

05-12-2009, 09:32 PM

Which means that it will still be twice as good as CSI, and I still won't watch CSI.

It's not really a bad strategy. CSI will more than likely still be in reruns when the relatively short season of Burn Notice finishes. Remember, USA always splits the season in half, resuming sometime in the spring.

houseofpain

05-13-2009, 02:01 AM

Yo, EUAS peeps...
Head to Dallas for Nat'l Sales Meeting tomorrow. Be home on Friday. They are taking our laptops from us on arrival to "update our security features." AKA search your files for hidden porn, resumes, and lists with headhunters. Tis okay, I hid my porn where they'll never see it...its bound in a little magazine called Penthouse...they can't keep the houseofpain down...I beat the system...

redfire

05-13-2009, 10:12 PM

It's not really a bad strategy. CSI will more than likely still be in reruns when the relatively short season of Burn Notice finishes. Remember, USA always splits the season in half, resuming sometime in the spring.

I think that part of that is because USA is a cable network. At any rate, it doesn't bother me. I like them being split up. It means I don't have to wait 7 months like I do once 24 is over. The May to January thing kills me every year. But Burn Notice starting in June, ending in September and then restarting in late January ending in March is a much better situation.